I was arched by the white moonlight

Carefully remove those tiles, revealing a hole that one person can pass through.Li Ji carefully leaned his upper body in, and saw the appearance of the room clearly through the moonlight.

It was still the same as what he had seen during the day, the window was open, and some moonlight came in and sprinkled on the ground. The rich and handsome young man in white was already lying flat on the bed, with his eyes closed.

It's just that for some reason, there are a lot of books on the table, and they are turned into a mess.Li Ji was a little surprised, where did the hypocrite get so many books?Still making such a mess, it really doesn't fit his title of a gentleman.

Grasping the beam with both hands, a smile appeared on Li Ji's face unconsciously, his slender body exerted force, and his lower body went straight through the small hole. superior.

Taking the time to look carefully at Mr. Si Hua's eyes that were still closed, Li Ji couldn't help but secretly rejoice in his heart that although his body was not as good as before, fortunately some moves could still be used.

However, the crossbeam is also up to the mark, being so tossed by Li Ji, it is so strong that it does not make a sound.

Standing up carefully to balance his body and walking forward, Li Ji unconsciously raised his arms to maintain his balance.He didn't dare to directly use his internal energy to help out. If this hypocrite was alarmed, what's the point~?

After a while, Li Ji walked to the beam directly above Si Huajun's bed, and then...

Li Ji was taken aback for a moment, then what should he do?He has always heard that the gentleman on Liang is a gentleman; he also knows that this gentleman on Liang is a so-called thief.

He originally wanted to be a gentleman on Liangshang, and then be shamed by a hypocrite, but... what did he steal?What is there to steal in this room?

Mr. Si Hua just moved into this room, so naturally the decoration and furnishings have not changed, and the only thing left is some books and clothes.Most of them belonged to Li Ji's Hall of Breeze, so of course there was nothing for him to steal.

Li Ji: ...

Standing on the beam, he went up or down, and when he finally turned his gaze to the bedside, he saw the standing Chixiao sword.

Li Ji's eyes lit up, by the way, isn't there still this Chixiao Excalibur? !

Li Ji turned around and jumped off the beam lightly, but when he was hanging in the air, he heard a cold and inexplicably flustered sentence.

"What do you want to do?"

Li Ji was stunned for a moment, he didn't even have time to change his posture in the air, and he fell on Si Huajun who didn't know when to sit up.

But Si Huajun slapped Li Ji's back without thinking because someone was close to him.By the time Si Huajun reacted, it was too late to withdraw his hand.Unprepared, Li Ji was hit hard on the back with a palm, as if he could hear his back spine creaking, and couldn't help but rush out with a cry of pain.

"Ugh!!"

"Ugh..."

When Si Huajun hurriedly withdrew his palm, Li Ji, who was blocked, fell directly on Si Huajun's body when he fell.And for some reason, the man who looked indifferent but was a little stunned didn't react and wanted to dodge, so he just let him fall on him in a daze.The posture and position of Li Ji's fall were very ingenious, and he fell directly into a slightly distorted shape that needed to be adjusted but was not adjusted.

First of all, the focus was on Li Ji's butt, which slammed heavily on Si Huajun's two thighs with the weight of his entire body, and his upper body followed suit, making it look like two people overlapped.

Moreover, the force of the pain was from both sides, Si Huajun just groaned, and Li Ji let out a short cry of pain.

"what!"

Si Huajun was startled by the voice that seemed to be right next to his ear, and his body froze.

Li Ji was not polite, and pressed his whole back backwards, using the wide back as a cushion to rest his painful back on it.Because of being slapped, Li Ji felt a tight pain in his chest. When the back of his neck touched his broad shoulders, he raised his head and slowed down his breathing, trying to reduce the pain in three places on his body.

Si Huajun didn't move, and didn't dare to move.From the corner of his eye, he could clearly see the head tilted back on his shoulder, and the side face with an expression of wanting to be immortal.The deliberately slowed down deep breath was sprayed on the ear pinna at close range, and the ear pinna, which was slightly red from the heat, trembled unconsciously.As if he couldn't feel the pain in his legs, Si Huajun still smelled some special fresh smell faintly at the tip of his nose.

Si Huajun: "...get up."

Li Ji: "Hiss~ah...ah? What?"

Si Huajun repeated in a blunt tone: "I say, get up."

Li Ji turned his head in disbelief, and deliberately loudly said to the pinna, which was close at hand: "Are you making a mistake?! I am like this... who caused it! Don't you see how much pain I have? ? Let, let me get up...you—"

Si Huajun: "..." It's not that he didn't want to speak, but was stimulated by the sound close at hand and the heat entering his earholes, his whole body became stiff, his thoughts were confused, and his mind went blank.

Si Huajun, who had never felt this way before, was stiff all over, motionless, and sat without saying a word, letting the weight on his body throw his temper at him.

In the past, people who cultivated immortals were pure-hearted and ascetic, and became a magic general and lived in dire straits and had no time to take care of them; Li Ji didn't know anything about these love affairs, and he had never touched them.I don't know how bad the posture of the two of them is at the moment, just sitting like that; I don't know what the man under him is thinking, just complaining in a half-violent and half-aggrieved voice.

It's over, of course, Li Ji couldn't see that the ears he complained about like a trash can had turned red, so he directly put his weight on Si Huajun's broad and strong chest, and he didn't dare to move his upper body, so he could only lift it up. Lifting his lower body, he stretched out his hand to reach under his body, wanting to rub the place under his body that was also seriously injured.

In the end, Si Huajun was stimulated by something, and his reaction was so great that he pushed Li Ji who was sitting on him away with one hand.Li Ji didn't have time to react, he was pushed directly to the inner side of the bed, and then he felt the pain in his body, couldn't hold it back for a while, a mouthful of still bright red blood flowed up, and he vomited directly on the white bedding.

Li Ji frowned, arched his back and didn't dare to move, for fear of involving the wound, he could only question weakly: "You, why are you so nervous..."

Si Huajun, however, seemed very angry: "You! You... are of bad character, unclean in heart, and unclean in behavior!"

Li Ji: "..." The hypocrite is angry, are you scolding him?

Although it was not clear whether Mr. Si Hua was angry in the darkness, but for some reason, Li Ji made up the picture by himself, and then... laughed out loud.

"Pfft~" Even though his mouth was filled with the smell of blood, it did not prevent him from laughing at the hypocrite: "What are you doing? You were the one who hit me, now you are the one who pushed me, and you are still the one who scolded me, what do you think?" How is it?" Although those few words of cursing were not scolding at all.

He could clearly feel the temperature around him drop by more than ten degrees, Li Ji scoffed at this.

In the end, the man asked in a cold voice: "Then why did you sneak in from the roof of my house in the middle of the night?"

Li Ji: "..." You can't really say that you are here to be a gentleman on Liang...

When there was no reply, the man scolded again: "Possession is wrong, behavior is wrong; if you end up like this, you will suffer it yourself."

Li Ji didn't want to.Although it was wrong for him to sneak in in the middle of the night, but he didn't intend to do anything bad, so could it be possible to really knock on the door and apologize?And he didn't come to harm him. Is it necessary to beat him?Is it necessary to push him after he hurts? !

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that he was justified, Li Ji stood up in front of the crowd: "Ok you——"

Unfortunately, a sudden knock on the door interrupted Li Ji's words.

There was some hesitation in the voice of the person who knocked on the door: "Xiaoji, I heard your voice, Junior Brother Huajun, you...why don't you borrow some candlelight?"

Oops!Li Ji's eyes widened, and he wanted to get up and find a place to hide in a panic, but he stretched the wound on his body with a slight movement: "Ah!"

As if he didn't expect Li Ji to fall to his side, Si Huajun hurriedly helped him up: "Wait!"

Li Cheng outside the door: "..." Was it his illusion?Why do I feel something is wrong...

There was still no response, and there was no more sound in the room. In the end, Li Cheng couldn't hold back, and was about to push the door open: "Xiao Ji, Junior Brother Hua Jun, I'm coming in."

It was too late and then it was too late, when Li Cheng was about to open the door, the door was slammed open from the inside.Li Cheng almost staggered, and after standing still, he found that the person standing at the door was Li Ji who was sticking... Chi Xiao.

"Xiao Ji? You are..." Li Cheng couldn't hold back the corners of his mouth from twitching, he didn't comment on his new brother.

Li Ji was very fortunate that it was the pitch black midnight instead of broad daylight, otherwise his pale face would have been impossible to hide.

"Hmm... this is a long story. Brother, are you here to pick me up?" Li Ji changed the subject.

Li Cheng glanced at the distance of less than ten meters, and shook his head helplessly: "What are you picking up? I heard your call, so I came here."

After all, it's not worrying.Li Cheng sighed. When he heard the first cry, he didn't pay attention to it. Who would have thought that there would be constant movement next door, so he couldn't ignore it if he wanted to, and he only found out when he went out that there was no electric light in the next room.

Li Ji may not have really apologized.Knowing this well, Li Cheng could only come here, hoping that his stupid younger brother would not have time to do something stupid.now……

Li Cheng's eyes unconsciously drifted past Li Ji who was one head closer to him, his eyes turned around the room, and finally when he didn't notice anything and felt relieved, he suddenly smelled a bloody smell.

Seeing the sudden change of the gentle aura on Li Cheng's body, Li Ji's heart skipped a beat, and he immediately wanted to drag Li Cheng away.But who would have thought that Li Chenghui's eyes were like torches, and he saw the strangeness that he hadn't noticed just now at a glance.

For example: there is a hole in the tiled roof above the head, and...in the pitch black, the white bedding is not very conspicuous, but a different dark color can still be seen.

Li Cheng thought about it, and asked sharply: "You two, what's going on?!"

Even if he is the Divine Lord Sihua of Mingguang of the Three Realms, he is still his junior brother!Li Cheng thought that his attitude towards Si Huajun was correct enough, and he was humble enough and polite enough.But only in the case of his younger brother, if he, Mr. Si Hua, dared to offend him, then Li Cheng——

Even when he was angry, Li Cheng still carried a gentleman's temperament, but his eyebrows and eyes were a little more sharp.

Seeing that the atmosphere gradually solidified, for some reason, Li Ji, who had been silent for a while, suddenly shouted: "We just practiced dual cultivation!"

Li Cheng: ...

Si Huajun: ...

[The author has something to say]: Li Ji: emm...how could that fellow Si Huajun hate me?Are you going to knock on the door?Well, it's decided!I'm going to be a gentleman on Liangshang!

the next day--

Li Ji [clutching his waist and staggering out]: Hypocrite, that bastard... It hurts me to death!

Lady [appears suddenly]: Oh son, you can’t do this~

Li Ji [startled]: Mom, where did you come from? !

Lady [with a serious face]: This is not important.Importantly, you are doing it wrong.

Li Ji [listen all ears]: What's wrong?

Lady [Hate Iron Can’t Make Steel]: You’ve said it all, he’s a hypocrite, of course that way of stealing the roof and refusing to welcome him is not acceptable~ Since he’s already asleep, you have to knock on the door and knock him hard Wake up, and apologize to him solemnly.In this way, the hypocrite will definitely not be the same as the real gentleman, he will be very angry and hate you!

Li Hanhan Ji: Well...that makes sense!I'll give it a try tonight!

At night:

Li Ji knocked on the door with a 'kuang kuang': Hypocrite!open the door! !I'm here to apologize to you! !

After knocking for a while, the door finally opened, and standing in front of the door was a Mr. Si Hua with an unhappy expression.Li Ji was delighted, it really was taught by his own mother!

However, before he could be happy, Si Huajun wrapped his arms around the beauty, and closed the door.

A burst of laughter, begging for mercy, and cries for help came from inside the door, followed by a burst of faint yelling, and...

Lady [Comfortable]: When it's over, brush off your clothes and hide your body and name deeply.

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