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1. Magic Brush

One day, Yan Jianghe was sleeping on the sofa, Zhang Cong set up an easel, and painted in front of Yan Jianghe in silence.

After waking up, Yan Jianghe asked, "What did you draw?"

Zhang Cong: "Draw you."

Yan Jianghe didn't say a word, he kept his posture and didn't dare to move, honestly acting as a model.

More than an hour later, there was a strong aroma from the kitchen, and the soup that he sat on earlier was almost done, so Zhang Cong put down his pen to make the soup.

Yan Jianghe got up and went to look at Zhang Cong's painting. He almost lost his breath when he saw it—where's his clothes?

If you are capable, Zhang Cong's paintbrush will even pick up his clothes.

So Yan Jianghe scolded in the living room: "Bastard, get out of here."

After a while, Zhang Cong ran over and hugged him from behind, and tucked his hands in from the hem of Yan Jianghe's pajamas, and rubbed his chest: "You can scold him whatever you want."

Yan Jianghe was short of breath by his quarrel, he groaned for a long time, and said loudly: "Go into the house."

2. Ask for candy

Zhang Cong gave up lollipops and loved Dove's silky milk chocolate. He even pushed Yan Jianghe into the closet for his birthday on a certain year, bullying others, shamelessly asking for a whole box.Yan Jianghe rolled his eyes blankly, and chose a gorgeous pink-spotted wrapping paper to pack, and decorated it with a big red silk bow, which was as small as Yan's cosmetic contact lenses, for fear of tarnishing its beautiful eyes.

3. Can you recite the mobile phone number backwards?

Yan Jianghe changed his WeChat password to Zhang Cong's mobile phone number, but it was reversed.Yan Jiang He Le after changing it: "I finally memorized the bastard's cell phone number backwards."

4. Red wine is a bit expensive

Hearing that Mr. Zhang Cong and Mr. Zhang had exhausted all their efforts, they didn't even ask about Yan Jianghe's zombie Weibo account.As a low-key fan, Yan Jianghe lurked in Zhang Cong's Weibo, very happy.Zhang Cong was so angry that he spoiled a bottle of expensive red wine and fed it to the pure cotton sheets.

The author says:

The small jokes posted on Weibo earlier, I put them here to sort out ~ free delivery ~