Harmony Little Expert

Get rid of this burning sensation, and said: "Your brother, I will pass the first test and become the number one in Yunbei County."

Zuo Le was silent for a while, then smiled from the bottom of his heart: "Congratulations Brother Song! The iron pestle is ground into a needle!"

It's hard for Song Xue to study hard day and night, and he passed the high school in the last imperial examination.

In the past 100 years, Beiyun County has produced the number one scholar, the second place, and the third flower, but it has never been awarded the Huiyuan.Song Xue's high school this time broke the record of "0 Huiyuan" in Beiyun County's history.

It's not just him, the people in the county and city are all talking about it.

"Hey..." Song Xue smiled honestly: "This is not due to me alone. If it wasn't for Brother Zuo, you hired a famous teacher to tutor me, how could I be like this."

"Ah...?" Zuo Le said absently. "This...isn't Xiaosheng!"

But he said in his heart, he couldn't pass the exam himself, who would be so kind as to give Song Xue a place.

"I understand! Mr. Wang Yuanda, you just know if you know him or not!"

Xu Chen searched the memory of the host in his mind, and there really was this person, he was Zuo Le's mentor, a prime minister who lived in seclusion in the countryside and once assisted his ancestors.

For such a famous private school teacher, Zuo Le himself has no reason not to win the first prize, how can he need a lover to open the back door for him?There is only one thought, unless Zuo Le himself is unwilling, no matter how good a teacher is, it will be useless.

Song Xue patted him, and said in a simple voice: "Oh, brother Zuo, what else are you thinking? You introduced me, sir, when you were drunk, and you wrote an address for me at the time. Thanks to Brother Zuo's praise, I can become famous in one fell swoop. .”

"Oh! How can Xiaosheng be so capable? Brother Song works hard to create miracles!" Xu Chen said frankly.

Song Xue was full of praise: "Today, Master Yu, Minister of the Ministry of Rites, respectfully invites you to the next gathering. I almost didn't scare me out of my courage. Master Yu is polite and pleasant in his dealings with others. He doesn't have any airs of authority and is particularly easy to talk to."

"Brother Zuo, do you have anything else to do today? If not, come with me to visit Luohu Lake."

"Uh...I..." Xu Chen hadn't said the word "no time", and Song Xue said happily again: "Luohu Lake is in full bloom, it would be a pity not to see it. Brother Zuo, how can I miss the beauty of nature? Woolen cloth!"

"Xiaosheng..."

"You are busy first, I will call you later." Song Xue waved and left without waiting for him to refuse.

Xu Chen stood at the door, rubbing his messy hair, his eyes were far-reaching, he had been decadent for so long, it was time for him to take a stroll, and by the way, ask if Yu Xin had recovered from his illness.

At noon, Song Xue arrived as scheduled.

Xu Chen earned some silver taels from his book and made clothes for himself.When I go out, I wear white clothes, which are decent, elegant and clean.

Song Xue praised: "Brother Zuo was born with a sign, he looks good in anything he wears!"

"Brother Song is a talented person, but Qingshang pales in comparison to you." Xu Chen replied.

"Ha ha…"

The two new-generation students with both talents and talents praised each other.

Along the way, there are bees and butterflies, and the girls in the streets and alleys squeeze their heads for them, just to witness Hui Yuanlang's prime...

"Mr. Song is so handsome, my family is willing to serve you tea, water, laundry and cooking..."

Xu Chen was at the front, Song Xue was at the back, and the footsteps were getting further and further away. I had to admire the courage of the girls to scream.

Song Xuezhui came over, "Brother Zuo, I'm a little flustered, don't go so fast..."

"Brother Song, I'll be waiting for you at Luohu Pier." Xu Chen was as anxious as a spark...

He hates women getting too close.

Look at this mighty lineup, Xu Chen doesn't want to become a living specimen of the girls' obscenity.

After a while, Song Xue ran over with disheveled hair, dog's tail grass on his body, and the liquid from the broken eggs flowed down.

Seeing his appearance of being robbed, Xu Chen was so shocked that he could stuff a carrot into his mouth, "Brother Song, what are you..."

"The girls are too enthusiastic and unable to resist." Song Xuechui said dejectedly, "I ruined a good flower viewing party."

"Why don't you go to the tailor shop first and change your clothes?" Xu Chen was discussing, feeling really embarrassed in his heart, looking at Song Xue, he always had the desire to laugh.

"Forget it, it's too troublesome, and it will delay Brother Zuo's enjoyment. As soon as the sun goes down, the lotus will be behind closed doors." Song Xue wiped it with a white cloth.

The two of them went to Luohu Wharf, where dozens of boats were moored, most of which were ordinary fishermen's wild boats.

The most spectacular decoration is the crimson poetry boat. Not far away, there is a boat that looks like a crescent moon and is as light as a water snake.Golden tassels hang down all around, the bow is a lifelike dragon head, tilted upwards high, the hull is carved with phoenixes, and the stern of the boat is like a dancing dragon jubilantly.

Song Xue and the boatman were negotiating about the rent. Xu Chen waited for a while, and when he approached, he said bluntly: "Stop arguing, old man, let's see if the rent is [-] Wen or not. We will go around the lake and return."

The old man was deaf, and when he heard that it was too cheap, he raised the price again, "Old man, it's not easy to earn a living, thirty cash is a must."

Mingming chatted with Song Xue that the cost price was [-] cents, and it was twice as high as it went up. He looked at each other in blank dismay, and walked away silently.

The old man was still trying to persuade them to stay with a loud voice: "Ah yo... two scholars, twenty, no less, ten coins each, this is a cheap deal!"

The lake was rippling with blue waves, the boat in front of it was approaching, leaning against the pier, and a few rich men and brothers came out.

One of them was a tall and straight young man with a gloomy complexion and bruised eyes, which seemed to be caused by not sleeping well for several days.

Xu Chen glanced over lightly, turned his head repeatedly, afraid that the other party would pay attention to him, and even hide behind Song Xue.He daydreams, he can't get close to them, he has to escape!

Before he could talk to Song Xue, the young master casually shouted: "Don't come here without any problems, Zuo Xiaogou...Take another step, try."

Xu Chen stood still, wanting to die,

Alas~ Sure enough, I didn't read the almanac when I went out!

Song Xue looked left and right, walked forward, cupped his hands and said, "Meet Master Yu..."

"You are? That who...that, Huiyuan, right!" Yu Xin said domineeringly, "Zuo Xiaogou, learn a little bit, what do you mean when you see this young master running away? Turn your head around!"

Zuo Le lowered his head and didn't hear it, and grinned, "Xiaosheng has eyes but no eyes. I haven't seen you, young master, so I'll just roll around so I won't hurt your eyes."

The smile is naive, the heart is crazy and belittled,

Yu Xin!You big pig's trotter!

"Go! Dare to go..." Young Master Yu said sternly, "Suppose this Mr. Huiyuan cheated in the exam, and suppose this young master sued my father..."

"Brother Zuo!" Song Xue heard this, his heart sank, and he called out to Zuo Le.

Zuo Le turned his head stiffly, paced forward, fixed his eyes on Young Master Yu, approached him, and said nonchalantly: "Master Yu is so tired living like you, when you let Xiaosheng see you and get out, What is a gentleman if you go back on your word!"

"Oh, this young master has always been inferior to beasts, you have to get used to it." Yu Xin said ruffianly. "Admiring the lotus with Huiyuan? Come up, I will wait for a while!"

"Thank you very much! It's an honor for the young ones to be invited by Young Master Yu." Song Xue complimented, looking at Zuo Le, implying that he should hurry up.

If things were normal, Xu Chen would definitely challenge him.

How old are you?I'm afraid your father will fail.

But it was related to Song Xue, and he had to make amends.

Think quietly again, it doesn't make sense!

Zuo Le's words were all sold out, it really didn't make sense!

Didn't Yu Xin read it?The demand has not been liberated yet?Why don't you try him, it doesn't matter if you touch it.

Xu Chen knelt on the ground with a "plop", and decisively hugged Yu Xin's thigh, "Master Yu, I like lotus flowers the most... Your kindness is unforgettable, it is our honor!"

Song Xuemeng was stunned, and thought, Brother Zuo's ability to bend and stretch makes me admire him very much.

The author has something to say: explain, young dandy, he can't do it, he gets drunk and can only watch other people fuck, because he can't do it.Walk around the flower street like others, and cover up your inaction!Anyway, all kinds of beating gestures...waiting for the actor Zuo Le to fight back!Friends Song Xueji, it is very important in the future!

☆, the young master appreciates it into an obsession

Xu Chen has a lot of bad moves, such as "hugging the thigh",

So, hugging someone's thigh and not letting go, Yu Xin clasped his hands tightly with his eyes, laughing wildly without warning.

"Dog thing, you are so funny."

madman!Xu Chen scolded in his heart, you are perverted, I am just satisfying your self-righteous sense of superiority!Please don't overthink it!

The other princes and buddies all cast ambiguous looks at them...

Young Master Yu really loves the new and dislikes the old...

Tired of hugging, Xu Chen fumbled upwards with his little paws, and touched a stunner that looked like a mallet. He said coldly, "Master Yu, I often fantasize about hugging your thigh. You are noble and glamorous. Once I hug you, I can't bear to let go. Let me hug you more!"

up and down...

"You are bold! You are disrespectful to me!" Yu Xin's face was stiff, his feet were a little vain, and his body was shaking a little.

Xu Chen leaned against him, and said in a voice that could only be heard by two people: "I don't think it's a big deal. Young Master Yu's dignity has been regained. Don't you really like it? How does it feel?"

"Is it cool, is it cool, or is it really cool?"

"Do you want to tell Xiaosheng his first impression?"

He had to cross-examine him three times in a row, and Yuxin covered his face with his sleeves, his lips and teeth were intertwined, trembling.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the excitement seems to be getting more and more unstoppable...

By coincidence, only Zuo Le knew about his hidden disease. He was afraid that this person would reveal his secret, so he asked someone to monitor him from morning to night. He simply stayed at home and didn't tell anyone. This was Yu Xin's surprise. part.

Until Brother Gongzi's legs shook a few times, Zuo Le let go of Yu Xin with an incredible smirk on his face.

"You..." He pointed at Zuo Le, his voice was as soft as silk, and he said some insignificant words, "Idiot, how dare you do that? Let this young master remember, I will not let you go!"

Zuo Le stood beside him, supported him, and muttered: "Master Yu must hold on, don't wait for Xiaosheng to let go and fall into the lake, it's uncomfortable to be wet and sticky, come on, quickly go to the boat and change. "

"Gentle scum!" Yu Xin scolded him suddenly.

Zuo Le smiled lightly, "Let me tell you a story, let the young master calm the fire... There is a saying like this: the general returns, the painter leans on the shipwreck and waits for him, seeing his sweetheart looking dim, he gives him a massage, Physical contact, the general unarmored and surrendered! This scene is only for you and me, just like Master Yu!"

"Master Yu has been looking forward to this for a long time, look at the satisfaction on his face!" Zuo Le was not afraid of death and continued to stimulate him.

Yu Xin raised his hand and slapped Zuo Le several times, but he dodged it.

"Untouchable, impatient to live, looking for death, I will let you die more comfortably."

The dignified and important young master has been tarnished by stinky scholars, so there is no room for him in his eyes.

Zuo Le was out of control, staggered, and fell to the lake, with a triumphant smile on his mouth, and gave Yu Xin a little thumbs up.

With a loud bang, Zuo Le fell into the lake, and the sharp-eyed fishermen on the pier yelled, "Someone fell into the water...someone fell into the water..."

"Brother Zuo..." Song Xue flirted with the girl for a while, and if he was careless, why did he fall into the water?

He looked into the water: "Brother Zuo is a landlubber! Who will save him!"

The culprit, Yu Xin, hung one hand in the air, looking like he couldn't believe it. This untouchable did it on purpose. He didn't push him, and he didn't slap him.

Xu Chen's whole body was soaked by the lake water, and the torrent rushed fiercely into his mouth, nose and ears, and gradually sank, his eyes slightly opened, thinking in his heart, this time he must die, it's really simple!Without Young Master Yu's action, he just rolled around to die.

The system prompts: "Host, cherish life, stay away from your ex!"

"I'm dead, isn't it just as he wants! To save the trouble of the young master to do it himself!" Xu Chen said with a breath.

69 ridiculed: "You take advantage of him, he vents his lust, and then you throw yourself into the lake... How can there be such a dirty white lotus like you in the world, big scumbag..."

"What nonsense are you talking about...I'm dirty from the start, it's not like you don't know..."

69 Speechless=_=

On the shore of Luohu Lake, everyone was in a hurry... Some fishermen jumped to the bottom of the lake to save people, but after searching for a long time, there was no one.

Yu Xin was almost stunned, feeling unbearable for a while, this lowly slave is so bold to tease others!If you catch him, I will eat you alive.

He couldn't wait any longer, took a deep breath, and plunged into the lake...

The water in the lake was turbid, and it was difficult to move. Fortunately, Yu Xin was good at underwater.Searched and found no one.

The fishermen in the water changed several times, and the attendant on the shore found that his young master was missing, and with a mournful face, he shouted: "Master... where are you... Did you get crowded and fell into the lake...Young master is not good at water, what are you waiting for, hurry up and find me!" Someone came to rescue..."

Yu Xin found that touching figure beside the reef, at this moment Zuo Le was lying in the water, his white clothes fluttering, under the refraction of the water waves, his face seemed to be covered with a layer of light, unexpectedly so peaceful and calm.

Yu Xin gritted his teeth, hugged Zuo Le's body tightly, carried it on his shoulders, and paddled with one arm, like a fish vividly paddling towards the water surface.

In an instant, fish and dragons were mixed at the bottom of the lake, and a strong man with a masked face swam towards him and blocked their way, "Young Master Yu, so and so spent a lot of money to take your head. If you are wronged, you owe it to you. You are a ghost!" Don't look for me, just look for someone else."

After finishing speaking, the strong man stabbed at him with a sharp dagger. Yu Xin kicked out with the help of the suspended matter on the bottom of the lake, and the cold lake water led foreign objects into the strong man's eyes, blurring his vision.

At this time, Yu Xin was vigilant, grabbed his dagger with his backhand, took advantage of his unpreparedness, and stabbed it fiercely on the carotid artery of the strong man. He opened his pupils wide, whimpered, clutched his neck, and fell to the bottom of the lake.

I feel wronged and regretted in my heart!I regret it!The murderous employer emphasized that Master Yu is a landlubber...but he is obviously not!

The surrounding lake water is like a volcanic eruption, and red tides are surging...

Yu Xin dragged Zuo Le's body, floated on the water, and swam towards the boat.

"Come on, that's the young master..." A servant saw and called a group of people to pull the two of them ashore.

"Go away!" Yu Xin spit out a few mouthfuls of lake water, hugged Zuo Le, and said angrily, "Bring two dry clothes over here..."

The guards were empty-handed, and quickly retreated without receiving the person in Yu Xin's hands.

Yu Xin entered the inner cabin, took off his wet and sticky clothes, changed into a fresh one, put Zuo Le on the quaint bed, stripped him naked, picked up the soaked white shirt and threw it on the ground, with a "click" , a heavy book fell on the floor, Yu Xin took a look, and kept an eye out, fearing that he would catch a cold and covered him with a quilt.

He walked over and picked up the book on the floor. The book was soaked in water, and the ink had already smeared the entire writing. You could roughly see a few characters, "The No.

The inscription was actually: The child wants to be happy!

Yu Xin turned his head, glanced at the person on the bed, his expression was rather surprised, the students studying hard in the cold window like to watch the confused and extravagant desires?

This "Bao Yang Zhuang Scholar" seems to have never appeared on the market.

He couldn't figure it out, so he quietly put away the book.Looking down at Zuo Le from a high position, he was generally nestled in the hut, his body under the bedding was very white, strong and masculine, his sleeping posture was too bad, his thighs were exposed.

Yu Xin's eyes were as deep as an abyss immediately, and he reached in with one hand, trying to cover him with a quilt.

Zuo Le 吚 吚 吚 吧, a trace of water stains appeared at the corner of his mouth, and he was actually drooling while sleeping, so disgusting!

He continued, Zuo Le groaned and took his hand, refusing to let it go.

He even wanted to sleep with Master Yu's cold hands on his pillow, it seemed too cold.

Zuo Le changed his posture with peace of mind, and pressed "a little ice pillow" between his legs.

Rubbing each other...generates heat!

Yu Xin's eyes were clouded, his lips and teeth squirmed, his hands were warm, and even his indifferent heart was comforted.

He let out a soft chirp, and a burst of strength erupted from the void... concentrating on one spot.

"Come here!" Yu Xin roared, "Guard Pu brought all the servants in, and I want to interrogate them one by one."

In the cabin of the boat, there was a sound of howling ghosts and wolves, floating on the shore of the lake...

Those who heard it were all terrified, and the fishermen whispered: "My God, did you hear that Master Yu is beating the servant who made a mistake again..."

"Old man, of course I heard it. Hush, keep your voice down, we will hear it if we hear it, don't make a sound, pretend not to know, or else something will happen to you and me... If you don't get killed, your arm tendons will be broken."

……

Several wailing cries woke Xu Chen up. He woke up as if sitting in a cloud, his body was vacuum-packed, and only a semi-transparent long robe was pretending.

He quietly thought about what happened just now, after he jumped into the lake, he fell unconscious, and what happened later...

Smelling a pungent smell, Xu Chen cast his eyes and opened his eyes in surprise. There was light red blood on the wooden floor, and the servant was washing it with water...

He asked, "Well, where is this?"

The maid ignored him and kept working with her head down.Xu Chen hugged his clothes tightly, stepped on the ground with bare feet, stood in front of the old woman, and asked again: "Xiaosheng is afraid, may I ask where you are?"

The old woman looked indifferent, as if she hadn't heard, she opened the door and went out...

"Hey, are you deaf? You don't know what to ask!" Xu Chen shouted behind her.

It wasn't until the person left that he made a helpless expression.

Since others dared not tell, he went to find out the answer by himself. In the empty boat, there were no clothes or wooden clogs.

Where did he wear all his clothes?

Xu Chen walked out of the cabin and went to other cabins, suddenly, there was a rough and soul-stirring obscenity sound.

"…Uh…"

"…Um…"

Sound pity and flattery, lasso capture.

Xu Chen leaned against the door and window, took a sneak peek, and the charming boy rode a lonely dog ​​to work together,

Enjoy the scene!

So delicate, ecstasy!

Xu Chen took a step back, his body trembling, and touched a hard and painful background wall.

"Wonderful?" The background board said.

Xu Chen looked back and wanted to run away, but the young master imprisoned him with a centimeter of land, "It's like this every two days for three days, I let them go east, they dare not go west."

"Mr. Xu and his lowly dog ​​are having so much fun! Do you feel familiar with this scene..."

"The general returned to the capital, and the painter invited him to swim in the lake. They didn't return all night, and the clouds and rain turned upside down... The general is on top, and the painter is down here..."

"Please stop talking, young master, Xiaosheng doesn't want to hear it!" Xu Chen pretended to tremble.

Yu Xin sneered: "The love book written by 'Zi Yu Huan' is wonderful!

If Master Ben finds him, he must try these tickling gestures.Left puppy, do you know where he is? "

Xu Chen said weakly: "Xiaosheng... I don't know!"

"I'm sorry you don't know, you're so stupid and dumb! Why don't you get out of here, what are you doing sticking to Ben Shao? Want to have a shot?"

Yu Xin pushed him away in disgust, Xu Chen froze at the side, exhaled lightly, extremely disappointed, premature ejaculation thing!Come and send as soon as you come, grandpa is afraid that you will fail!

"Your clothes were blown out on the deck, probably dry, put them on and go back..."

Young Master Yu left behind these words and disappeared without a trace.

Xu Chen ran to the deck, put his wet clothes on, and got off the shore after putting them on.

Yu Xin took out the storybook "Bao Yang Zhuang Scholar" and watched him leave, a long-awaited longing faded from the corner of his mouth, bloodthirsty and cruel.

The author has something to say: Dongdong: You son of a bitch, you have changed, the vest can’t cover you anymore, you are testing on the verge of death, I finally understand why you can only do O... because you are strong, you are always attacking bad things more than you are powerful…

Xu Chen: Get off... get off... get off... don't bother me to flirt

☆, the young master appreciates it into an obsession

Zuo Le couldn't hit the fox, and he didn't feel disgusted so much that he made a fuss instead.

I went home in fear and fear, but stayed behind closed doors again.

If this continues, the identity will be discovered sooner or later.Xu Chen thought, how about hiding back in his hometown, if Yu Xin finds out his address, will he kidnap Grandpa with his violent temper and take him hostage.

Xu Chen wanted to think about it, but canceled this idea. Before he could calm down, someone knocked on the door, and he panicked: "Who is it?"

"Brother Zuo, it's me, Song Xue. I heard you came back, so I hurried to see you!"

Xu Chen opened the door for him.

Song Xue said as he entered, "Fortunately, you are fine. Master Yu didn't do anything to you, did he?"

After finishing speaking, let Zuo Le check his body.

"What can I do?" Xu Chen didn't care.

Song Xuedao: "Well, you don't know. After you fell into the lake, at the same time, Master Yu was pushed into the lake, and an assassin disguised as a servant sneaked into the lake and assassinated Master Yu."

"What? There is such a thing?" Xu Chen was greatly surprised.

Song Xue said again: "Yeah, fortunately, Young Master Yu has skills, and the assassin didn't get close to him. But Young Master Yu was furious, and wanted to find out the mastermind behind the scenes. The servants he brought were tortured one by one, but they still couldn't get the murderer." news."

"It's because he's notorious, he's not friendly to people, he cuts off his hands or feet, who can bear this kind of thing, if I'm someone who has been injured, I want to kill him quickly." Xu Chensi said after thinking.

Song Xue covered his mouth and said: "You don't want to die. You can't talk nonsense. It is said that Lord Shangshu asked the Ministry of Punishment to arrest suspicious people staying on the street. It's strange if you don't get caught in jail for thinking like this." .”

Xu Chen knocked off his hand, stalked his neck and said: "You poor life, just catch him, at worst, I'll wear him out of prison."

"Brother Zuo, why don't you think about it, it's been a ten-year cold window, and we will fight again in the next year."

Song Xue felt that he despised life for the sake of scientific research, so he comforted him a few more times.

"We are all mediocre people. Studying is the only way out. It is not shameful to fail the exam. The champions in history books have a good reputation. Most of the outstanding achievements are other capable people."

"..." Xu Chen was silent.

Alas, this brother always thinks that he fell down because of the champion, it was obviously something else, forget it, I can't explain it clearly.

Seeing him talking so heartbroken that he put on a bitter face, Xu Chen responded, "I see, Brother Song, don't worry, I won't give up!"

"This is a good job!" Song Xue raised the corner of his mouth and laughed.

Xu Chen suddenly thought of asking: "In a few days, Brother Song will go to Beijing to catch the exam, right?"

"That's right! It's fate for you and me to meet, and we'll see each other soon in a few months." As he spoke, Song Xue became sad again.

Xu Chen patted him on the shoulder: "Wait a minute, I... give Brother Song something."

He rummaged through the box and found a set of the Four Treasures of the Study and a bag of heavy things.Hand over these things to Song Xue's palm.

Song Xue naturally knew what it was, and asked with a rising voice, "Brother Zuo, what do you mean?"

"You and I met once. This small amount of money is used to make money. The road is far away. There are many places that need money. I failed the imperial examination. You must go to high school! I believe that the imperial examination is the only way for Brother Song to display his talents! "

Xu Chen said sincerely.

Don't look at Song Xue's stupidity, Xu Chen has vision, and thinks that Song Xue will flourish in the future, and he will definitely have something to do when he enters the court and becomes an official.

Money is a small matter, and it is worthwhile to make a friend.

Seeing his absent-minded eyes, Xu Chen smiled and encouraged him: "Back then, Brother Song boasted to Haikou, and he vowed not to give up until he came back with a champion!"

"... "

"Take it, these are all clean money. I earned it by writing a book. If you feel bad, I will borrow it from you as a niche and pay it back later. Do you think it will work?"

A penny is hard for a hero, and the Song family is poor. He will take the test this time, and his father at home has scraped together the money.Going to Beijing to rush for the exam, he was worrying about money.

He was deeply moved by Xu Chen's act of sending charcoal in the snow, and said with tears all over his face: "Thank you brother Zuo, I will do my best! These silver coins are urgently needed, thank you!"

"Okay, if you do this, I can't bear it."

Song Xue wiped away tears, and the two looked at each other and smiled.

That night, the two agreed not to get drunk or to return home.

That night, Zuo Le took advantage of the alcohol to write dozens of more scripts, saving up all the resources for this month.

Xu Chen swore not to drink and then forgot about it, and got drunk until the next morning.

"Bang bang bang..." A few knocks on the door woke Xu Chen up.

He frowned, got up from the bed, stood in the room, and didn't intend to open the door, "Who is it?"

"I'm from the Ministry of Criminal Justice. I want to talk to you about something. Open the door quickly..."

As soon as he heard the shout from outside the door, Xu Chen came over with his ear and peeped through the crack of the door. There was a leader and four guards wearing long knives, and behind him was a young master holding a handkerchief, who was a bit taller.

Xu Chen panicked, and then remembered Song Xue's words, the criminal department will arrest suspicious people when they see them, and will they torture them severely after entering the prison?He committed suicide by jumping into the lake, and he didn't offend Young Master Yu, so why bother bringing people to arrest him.

But think twice, I was disrespectful to Young Master Yu, hugged his thigh violently, and even... did something shy.It's hard to guarantee that the surname Yu won't hold a grudge and use his strength to kill people.

Xu Chen didn't answer...

After a long time, the people outside the door stopped shouting... He suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, but he hadn't calmed down a few times.

A pig-killing cry came from the next door: "I am a candidate for the Jinke Examination. I am going to Beijing to catch the exam. I have a great future waiting for me. How can I be the one who inferred the young master to go to the lake?"

I'm a good boy, this scum finds trouble with Song Xue, this matter can't be tolerated.

Xu Chensi calmed down, pulled the door and went out, but he didn't see a wooden man sticking at the door, and plunged in.

The thin and low-pitched voice above the air said: "Little Licking Dog, look at how anxious you are... How warm is Young Master Ben's arms."

"Master Yu, don't you think it's unrefined to disturb the people early in the morning?" Xu Chen choked.

Yu Xin touched his forehead, flicked his forehead with his index finger and said, "I'm sleepy, it's already noon, when the sun is basking in the buttocks, it's still early?"

"Don't touch me!" Under the oppressive state, Xu Chen felt uncomfortable and pushed him away.

"Presumptuous!" Yu Xin's hostility came out of his mouth in two words.

"It's only been a day since I saw you. Who is to say that you are not old or young, and have forgotten who you are? Do you want me to give you a slap to remind you..."

Xu Chen: "..."

Hit if you can!Whoever doesn't hit is the grandson!

Yu Xin raised his hand, scaring Xu Chen into a ball.His heart softened, and he was defeated by the miserable nerd. He took the little hedgehog's hand and attached it to his left chest. The sound of "bang bang bang" heartbeat made Xu Chen want to withdraw his hand, "little dog, I have suffered from arrhythmia, and if I keep jumping like this, I will die sooner or later."

"You're stupid, you'll die if you don't dance!" Xu Chen's eyes slanted, showing contempt.

Yu Xin said leisurely: "That's what I said, I don't usually dance like this, but when I see you... I jump wildly, and I will beat people for the slightest unsatisfactory things..."

This person tends to be violent, blame him, he has so much charm? ? ?

Xu Chen's heart was frizzy, and he calmed down for a few moments, and said, "It's all Xiaosheng's fault, so how can I make Master Yu look as usual?"

"Simple! Let's do it again from last time. I want to find a "lock" to open it, but the "key" is like a waste, and I'm so cowardly."

"..." Xu Chen didn't understand what he said, and the expression on his face went from bewildered to speechless.

The system hid at the side and hinted frantically: "Host, are you stupid? You still write pornographic books every day. He wants to fuck you! Fuck...fuck...you!"

Xu Chen understood in seconds: "Day... me?"

This neurotic lock and key?Really drunk!How long has Young Master Yu held back, Wen Swish's words are actually coquettish.

"Why does Xiaosheng do this? What are the benefits?"

"It's okay if you don't do it, you come and read this!" Yu Xin frowned, and took out a booklet from his arms.

Xu Chen hesitated for a few seconds, opened it, took a look, and threw it out, "I don't want to read it...Young Master Yu, if you are not talented, you should find someone else!"

The booklet was a short story, and Xu Chen didn't read the content clearly.

Young Master Yu let go of him, stooped to pick up the book that was thrown on the ground, patted the dust on the book, his gentle face became heavy, and he was furious with thunder and lightning: "Come, as far as I know, the left Le has the intention of murdering him, so tie him up."

The attendant next door let Song Xue go, and came with a knife.

Xu Chen stared at him, and the subconscious mind in his mind suddenly realized that this guy cherishes the book, and he guessed that his life is worth a book, he refused to let himself go, and had to find fault.

If you don't follow, you can't get out.

Xu Chen wrapped himself around Young Master Yu, and said in a bitter voice: "Young Master, Young Master, I have no malice. Your one-sided words will kill people. I don't want to go to jail! Read this book, I read... I read the line no!"

The lowly slave just now was full of toughness, but now he is subdued. He, Young Master Yu quit, pinched Xu Chen's waist, and said viciously: "Right now, go to your room!"

"Okay! You can go anywhere! Xiaosheng is the young master's pet dog, let the young master be happy!" Xu Chen flattered.

One grandfather and one dog went to the dilapidated hut, and the four servants stopped, standing on both sides like door gods.

inside the house.

The two of them stood dryly, Xu Chen glanced at the draft paper on the table, quickly ran over and tidied it up: "I'm a bit messy here, young master, you can sit down wherever you want."

"It's messy and messy here... I really don't like it." Young Master Yu looked it up and regretted coming to his room, it was so small that there was no place to stand.

"Hey... besides writing and drawing, Xiaosheng is too busy to tidy up. I'm sorry." Xu Chen smirked.

But I said in my heart, go, hurry up, my temple is too small to accommodate your big Buddha.

"Clean this up." Yu Xin pointed to the stool.

Xu Chen wiped it several times with his sleeve, and then he sat down slowly.

He acted like a master and said: "Read!"

Xu Chen opened it, looked at the content, and couldn't look directly at it. The explicit words teased people's sensitive nerves, and he moistened his throat with difficulty, but he couldn't make a hoarse voice.

"Master, I want to know why?" Because he didn't want to read the little yellow book he wrote, Xu Chen avoided the conversation.

"If you want you to read it, just read it, why is there so much nonsense..."

"I...can't read it!" Xu Chen Qiqi Ai Ai, "This is a good book, but I really can't read it...pass me, young master!"

"I don't want to do such a small thing, what's the use of you, my dog ​​will bite the master, so don't worry about it!"

Yu Xin snorted and walked outside.

Hearing the sound, Xu Chen secretly laughed.

☆, the young master appreciates it into an obsession

Unexpectedly, Yu Xin hadn't walked out of the hut before turning back again.

The moment Xu Chen turned his head, he figured out an important matter. He, Young Master Yu, has a stern personality and is moody, so he can leave as soon as he wants?Will let him go?It is estimated that as soon as he leaves this door, he will face amputation, or go to prison.

Facing the tragic consequences of ignorance, Xu Chen hesitated for a second, and hugged Yu Daoxin fiercely: "Master, you will be angry if you joke, don't leave, okay?"

"Which onion are you? If I want to be angry with you, young master, your face...is too big." Yu Xin said coldly.

"Acridine? I know! I'm not a green onion, I belong to the young master, so naturally I don't dare to bark..." Xu Chen whispered into his ear, "It's messy here, so even if you read it, the young master will disappoint you, and I will be in vain." Read it. Or let's change places? Continue to wander... okay? Master!"

"... "

Those who were waiting remained unmoved.

Xu Chen went all out once and added a fire, "Master, let's work together to explore the unknown world of locks and keys, okay?"

"Huh!" He spat out a word from his nostrils.Grabbing Zuo Le's arm and clamping it, he said word by word: "Little dog, this is what you begged for Ben Shao, what's the big deal, is Ben Shao the kind of person with a small belly?"

"Hehe...Xiaosheng is greedy for the young master's beauty, and spends every day in a daze." Xu Chen lowered the corner of his mouth, deliberately speaking with admiration.

"Oh? Don't leave..." the young master ordered.

Xu Chen grabbed his arm, pushed him against the wooden door, stood on tiptoe, and kissed him hastily.

"Go after kissing!"

"Huh?" Another one came.

After a while, the warm breaths of the two were entangled together.

The four guards all turned their heads down, looked at the soles of their feet, and silently counted their toes until they had counted two hundred times. From the corner of their eyes, they saw that the two passionate kisses were not over yet, so they silently counted several times.

The young master has too much taste, he likes to hear that Mr. Shu reads the book of "Son of Desire", and likes the filthy and romantic actions mixed in the book. He can't forget it, and even attracts a lot of men, more like a bystander, peeping at them lying on the bed and hugging each other. Hug and hold high.

Now, it is expected that this desire will be burned on the innocent idiot scholar.

For the sake of dog's life, the scholar actually catered to