Not Human Every Time [Quick Transmigration]

Ye Shan always thought that he was a very honest person.

Since he said he wanted to scratch Xiao Ren, naturally he had to do it.

So, on Xiao Ren's face, there were two traces of chicken claws scratching.

Absolutely beautiful.

Especially Xiao Ren's openness, holding a half-bald little yellow chicken and wandering around the Xinshou Village with a smile, is even more attractive to those players.

In the past, Xiao Ren only wanted to be the mastermind of the mastermind, and it was fun to watch plays everywhere. Now that he has Ye Shan, he feels that he should also take Ye Shan with him, running tasks like a novice.

He felt that Ye Shan should like these.

Sure enough, after hearing Xiao Ren's words, Ye Shan opened his personal homepage of the game panel.

Name: Ye Shan (Xiao Ren's wife)

Race: Phoenix (hidden)

Occupation: None

Rating: 0

Life: unlimited

Merit: 0

Stamina: 8 (up to 10)

Stamina: 8 (up to 10)

Dexterity: 8 (up to 10)

Charisma: 1 (out of 10)

Lucky: 10 (up to 10)

Skills: Acting like a baby, chicken feet magic

Money: unlimited

Sure enough, he was also a novice player.

The only question is, why does his charisma value only have one point?

When Ye Shan was about to ask, he found that Xiao Ren was surrounded by several players, including male players and female players. They were a little shy and angrily staring at Xiao Ren.

Obviously, they all wanted to know and form a team with Xiao Ren.

After all, Xiao Ren's face was originally quite good-looking and brilliant, but now it has two scratched red marks on it, which makes it more conspicuous, and more people look at him, and feel that Xiao Ren is a handsome man who loves and loves him Incomparably warm man!

As a result, many little girls and boys ran over to want to get to know Xiao Ren—let’s not mention it in the future, but, seeing a man who looks good, we first get to know each other, then get along with each other, and then look at others, no Is it normal?

So more and more people surrounded Xiao Ren.

Xiao Ren smiled gently, but thought in his heart, if these people surrounded him again, he would just cut them off!

Anyway, Ye Shan was very happy when he killed those people who laughed at Ye Shan's appearance and sent them to the reincarnation pool in the game.

Although, his so-called slashing is just slashing in the game. You can stay in the reincarnation pool for a while, pay some experience points or gold coins, and you can be reincarnated back.

Since taking the life of the player is not a big deal in the game, then, in order to make his little yellow chicken... well, it should be Xiao Fenghuang happy, Xiao Ren is of course willing to do it, waving his machete and pulling in front of Xiao Fenghuang. Pulling temperament.

It's just that there are more people, more people.

So Xiao Ren insisted on waiting until there were almost a hundred people surrounding him, then suddenly took a step back and brandished his machete.

The people around here, those who run fast, those who run slowly, those who are very close to him, were all sent to the reincarnation pool by Xiao Ren.

Some players feel that they can't beat the player named "Xiao Fengsurer", so they stay in the reincarnation pool, thinking about waiting a little longer before reincarnating back, or those who don't have much money on them are really reluctant to be in " "Xiao Fengshui" went back when he was still in the same place, and was afraid that the guy who was obviously good-looking and had a good temper suddenly turned his back on him and started fighting?

He obviously likes a bald little yellow chicken, but how can he be so cruel to players like them?

I really can't figure it out.

However, there are still some grumpy players. After being sent to the reincarnation pool by Xiao Ren with a machete once, they ran back angrily, wanting to avenge Xiao Ren. send to...

After tossing and turning for a while, Xiao Ren's side was completely empty.

Xiao Ren thought, with this appearance, his little Phoenix will be very happy, revealing that...worshiping and happy eyes.

As a result, when he looked down, he saw the little yellow chicken Ye Shanzheng barking twice in one direction, and burrowing into his clothes.

"Chi Chi Chi Chi!" Big idiot!Your name is so red that it's almost purple!

Someone is coming to Novice Village to catch you!

Don't run fast!

Xiao Ren did kill many players in the game. Although it is a game, this so-called killing is just a kind of game plot, not a real killing. However, Xiao Ren personally does not recognize the game code.

They directly sent the government to arrest Xiao Ren, who is so famous and so popular!

It was the village head who sent out missions to players everywhere and brought the government officials to catch them!

Xiao Ren: "..." Obviously he is the mastermind's mastermind, why do you really dare to arrest him with these little data?

Then he silently glanced at his current personal data.

Level: 0.

He was silent for a while, carefully put Ye Shan in the inner pocket of his clothes, and stubbornly fastened the button under Ye Shan's objection, and then ran away immediately——

He made the game himself, and he finally remembered that once Hong Ming was caught, he would be sentenced to prison in a small dark room according to the number of lives he captured in the game.

Xiao Ren felt that, as the mastermind of the mastermind, if he was really arrested and squatted in a small dark room... Hehe, then he would be really stupid.

So, bearing his red name, Xiao Ren ran all the way to the woods outside the village to complete the only task he received.

Bring ten pheasants to the village chief's house to entertain guests.

Ye Shan: "..." Darling, are you ready to do it?

Xiao Ren: "..." Of course I can do it.

So Ye Shan watched Xiao Ren run into the woods helplessly, looked at the dozens of wild pheasants, and hid him again.

"Hey, they are not your kind, I will kill more, and then I will make roast chicken and beggar chicken for you to eat." Xiao Ren said.

Ye Shan: "Chi Chi Chi Chi!" But, their cubs look the same as mine!

System: "No! People...the cubs of the chicken family look much better than your host, you look much better now! At least, their feathers are all grown, as for the host...hehe."

Ye Shan: "..."

Xiao Ren just smiled: "Then Ah Shan doesn't eat chicken, does he want to eat insect meat?"

Ye Shan stopped talking immediately.

Well, it's really nothing.

When he was a mermaid, he also ate a lot of small dried fish. Every time he hugged his fish tail, he wished he could take a bite.

Several times, he even gnawed off the scales on the fish's tail, so angry that Taohua held him down and slapped his butt several times.

Now, he has become a little yellow chicken, and eating some...a pheasant bigger than him seems to be okay?

Ye Shan thought about it silently for a while, and felt that bugs were really not as tasty as chicken.

He still let Xiao Ren go to hunt those pheasants, and then wait to eat the chicken.

Xiao Ren's force value is very strong. He only carried a machete that didn't look very sharp. He sent so many players to the reincarnation pool, killed so many pheasants, and collected many good things above.

Xiao Ren began to sit there this time and started roasting the pheasant.

The little yellow chicken Ye Shan just squatted beside Xiao Ren, staring at the pheasant on the grill without blinking a pair of small eyes.

System: "..." Why doesn't the host harm other people now?And don't you still look like their cubs?

Ye Shan: "Food is the most important thing for the people, and eating is the most important thing! Well, the one that is juxtaposed with eating is also very important."

system:"……"

What the host wants to say is "food, sex, and sex"?

Really... The system said that the system has been completely speechless.Eating pheasant chicken can make you want to be crooked...

Xiao Ren's craftsmanship is really good, and the roasted pheasant is also very sweet.

Except that when he was cooking those pheasants in the pot and was going to scald them and pluck their feathers, his little phoenix screamed and ran away with flapping wings, almost the whole process was very smooth. good.

Especially after Xiao Ren watched Ye Shan eat two roasted pheasants several times his size.

Xiao Ren: "...Let's find a medical clinic."

Ye Shan: "Hey, hey, hey, hey!" Why are you looking for a medical clinic?You are still famous now.As soon as you meet people and officers and soldiers, you will be killed, okay?

Xiao Ren was silent for a while, then whispered: "But, Ah Shan ate too much today. Could it be indigestion? Liang..."

So he got Ye Shan's claw again, but this time he didn't catch his face, but his clothes.

Scratched the knee.

Xiao Ren didn't care about the torn clothes, he just hugged Ye Shan with a smile and rubbed Ye Shan's stomach.

Ye Shan snorted twice comfortably, then subconsciously scratched Xiao Ren a few times, and then suddenly remembered that... the deranged girl he put in the pet bag.

"Chi-chi-chi-chi!" Are you going to let her out for questioning?If you ask me, do you want to use a beauty trap?

Xiao Ren's face turned black immediately.

He wanted to slap Ye Shan's butt a few times, so that Ye Shan would remember the lesson, but he saw a little yellow chicken with a big belly lying in his palm, looking at his stomach and worrying.

It's like... having a baby.

Moreover, some are his little babies.

For a moment, Xiao Ren showed a...a very strange smile on his face.

When he touched Ye Shan's belly, his movements became more gentle.

The little yellow chicken Ye Shan shuddered, feeling as if the surrounding temperature had dropped several degrees.

However, he quickly came back to his senses and got out the girl who claimed to be a time-traveled and reborn girl.

When the girl saw this person...chicken, she was taken aback for a moment, and then laughed like crazy.

"Wrong, wrong! Is this world really affected by my butterfly effect? ​​Xiao Ren, the real mastermind of this world, do you know that the person you really like in the future, or that pet, is actually a The noble phoenix that soars nine days and does not live in the sycamore tree. Ha, what do you see next to you now? A chick! Ha! It’s still a bald chicken! I took the wrong phoenix egg, Xiao Ren, you also misidentified your lover! Haha... I really don’t know, it’s me who is more pathetic, or you are more pathetic!”

The girl seemed to be crazy, kneeling on the ground, feeling a little dazed.

Ye Shan watched the opera singer on the stage as if he was looking at a young girl. While watching, he thought that he must remember to eat less next time—well, maybe it wasn’t because he ate too much, but because he ate too much. It was a pheasant that looked very similar to him, so... he suffered retribution?

Xiao Ren's eyebrows and eyes turned cold.

He didn't speak at first, thinking that even if Xiao Fenghuang would speak by himself.

As a result, when I looked down, I saw that Little Phoenix was obediently lying down, looking like he wanted to sleep, but he was worried that after falling asleep, he would not be able to turn over after eating too much, so he hesitated whether to sleep or not...

Xiao Ren's expression softened in an instant.

He picked up the little yellow chicken and rubbed it against his face.

What's the matter with a bald little yellow chicken?This is his little phoenix. Even if the whole world thinks that little phoenix is ​​ugly, but it is actually a little yellow chicken, which is uglier than other little yellow chickens, he is willing to like it.

"Hey, go to sleep." Xiao Ren rubbed for a while, then whispered, "You fell asleep, digest the energy of the pheasant, and you'll be fine when you wake up."

After all, Ye Shan is not human now.Ordinary people will definitely get sick if they eat too much. Ye Shan is now a phoenix, even if it is just a phoenix cub, it is still a phoenix.

Since it is a divine beast, of course it will not get sick from eating too much.It's just that you have to fall asleep because you eat too much, and use the practice in sleep to digest the energy.

So Ye Shan finally couldn't stand it any longer, lay in Xiao Ren's palm, and fell asleep.

Before going to bed, he also ordered: "System, help me watch the two of them! Video recording! Surveillance! Save that woman's hook. Seduce my love!"

System: "..."#论池上一个事情主的疯和疑#

Ye Shancai ignored the system's small complaints.Anyway, no matter how much the system complained, it was not the system that sent him a random task, and he had to work hard to complete it without even asking a question.

Now the system has long been surrounded by his virus army, and Xiao Ren will be brought to the system in the future.

Hehe, just think about it, the situation of the system will be very good.

Ye Shanmei was thinking about it in her dream.

Fortunately, the system didn't know Ye Shan's thoughts, and was conscientiously videotaping Xiao Ren and the girl.

Xiao Ren was still sitting by the campfire, stroking his hands lightly.touch.Caressing the little yellow chicken's body, tender and joyful, without even looking at the girl.

Ever since the girl was tricked by the villain in the novel she only ever liked and loved, and became the slave of a little chicken who wasn't even a phoenix, she was about to collapse.

She stayed in Ye Shan's pet bag for a long time. It was pitch black and the place was very narrow. She could only curl up there, unable to eat or drink, and couldn't see a single bit of light. She was almost paralyzed. collapse.

But now, she came out.

The chick who was supposed to be her "master" was also asleep.

The young girl—that is, Lin Xue couldn't help but knelt beside Xiao Ren, crying pear blossoms with rain.

"I know I'm wrong. I really know I'm wrong. I originally thought that you were just characters in a novel, and you were just a sad and pitiful villain. Just because you were killed in the novel The person's description is very good-looking, and he also has personality and strategy, and he is infatuated with that phoenix. That's why I want to travel to this world to guard you, protect you, treat you well, and let you You can also treat me as well as you did to that phoenix, and fall in love with... me. I blame me for being confused and doing those wrong things."

Lin Xue cried: "I really know I was wrong. I don't want time travel, I don't want rebirth, I just want to go back to my original world. Can you help me, help me? I really I don’t want to stay in this place where no one has power, and I’m a slave to a beast!”

Xiao Ren's expression turned ugly for a moment, but immediately, a gentle smile appeared on his face.

He looked at Lin Xue, smiled lightly and said, "Then, it depends on what useful things you can tell me. Since you know that I am a villain, you should know how to deal with useless things and useless... beasts. , I will have countless means to deal with it. You'd better be good."

Lin Xue couldn't help shivering, feeling terrified in her heart.

That's right, the big villain in the novel is just like that... scary.

How could she be so stupid at that time, thinking that such a terrible man needed her pity and her rescue?

She was really, really stupid.