Not Human Every Time [Quick Transmigration]

Zhang Daan turned into an octopus monster, wanting to hug his little daughter-in-law, so that his little daughter-in-law can get used to and like his real octopus.

Unexpectedly, he had just grabbed his little wife's body with his eight tentacles, and before he could express his feelings with a hug, his little wife suddenly changed from a human form to...a top.White and fat little ginseng with green leaves.

Zhang Daan: "..."

Ye Shan: "..."

Ye Shan couldn't help but let out a small "meow", thinking that this time he was a little bit bad, and it might hurt his little Peach Blossom's heart, so he planned to go forward and rub his little Peach Blossom's back.

But here comes the question, facing an octopus, which tentacle is the hand of the octopus?Is the hand considered a foot?

So Ye Shan had no choice but to float into the air silently, and stepped on the head of the octopus a few times.

"Meow meow meow!"

He didn't intend to turn into a ginseng look.

I just had a bad dream, and then suddenly turned white in the dream.tender.Tender ginseng is gone.

When Zhang Daan turned into an octopus, his eyes were bigger than usual.

He grabbed Ye Shan with a tentacle, and then stared at Ye Shan.

"What my daughter-in-law said is true? You suddenly turned into a human form just because you had a nightmare, didn't you, didn't you hate me?" Zhang Daan said, trying to widen his eyes, as if like this, his eyes wanted to The tears that flow out will not flow out.

Ye Shan sighed inwardly, and said silently that he had heard Xiao Taohua secretly threatening him during the day, saying that if he did not marry him after two years, he would be taken to that little nest under the sea, day and night. Night can only look at him.

Right now his little peach blossom is starting to cry right in front of him.

She was like a poor little daughter-in-law who was taken advantage of and refused to take responsibility.

Ye Shan: "..."

Then, he nodded resolutely against his will.

No matter what, he couldn't let his little peach blossom cry.

After hearing this, Zhang Daan held back the tears accumulated in the octopus's big eyes, and then said with a smile: "That's good." After thinking about it, he tilted his head again, as if he wanted to kiss with the octopus mouth The one who kissed him was now the little ginseng's daughter-in-law, but he soon realized that compared to his current big man, his little ginseng's wife was really...too small.

So Zhang Da'an had no choice but to say in a more pitiful tone: "Since the daughter-in-law didn't dislike Da'an, she has now turned into a human form, so I can hug my daughter-in-law to sleep."

Then he gave a goofy smile.

Ye Shan: "..."

For a moment, he seemed to feel that between him and Zhang Daan, the one who was really stupid... seemed to be him.

It's not Zhang Daan.

……

Ye Shanhou had no dreams in the middle of the night, except that he was hugged by those eight tentacles at first and wanted to cut off them one by one with a knife, but after getting used to it, he didn't have any other discomfort and slept very soundly.

Zhang Daan stayed up half the night, and when the rooster crowed the next day, his eyes were still shining.

In fact, those of them who have the blood of divine beasts, once they have reached a certain level of cultivation, their bodies and bodies will become adults, so they really don't need to be sleepy every day.

It's just that Zhang Da'an knows that his little daughter-in-law is used to sleeping every night, and can sleep very soundly, so Zhang Da'an is naturally willing to sleep with his little daughter-in-law every night.

Especially when he used his body to accompany his little daughter-in-law last night.

Of course Zhang Daan was even happier.

Ye Shan slept until the end of the hour, when the sun was climbing high.

He sat on the bed blankly.It took a while to wake up again.

And beside his bed, Zhang Daan was sewing clothes for Ye Shan with a happy face.

Like every previous life, Ye Shan's peach blossoms are always very virtuous.

As long as he can make clothes for Ye Shan himself, the peach blossoms in that life will definitely do it himself.

Although Zhang Daan in this life seemed a little silly, he was very persistent in this matter.

In particular, Zhang Daan was taught by Zhang Yun, and it is true that he can take care of himself and sew clothes.

Back then Zhang Daan liked his little daughter-in-law so much, and the little daughter-in-law at that time was still the size of a small gourd, so Zhang Daan ran to the best embroiderer in the village and came back after learning embroidery...

Therefore, Ye Shan's clothes are now the best handmade in the village, and the patterns on the clothes are also the ones with the best embroidery.

When the little girls in the village saw it, they asked Ye Shan that Zhang Daan was in charge of his clothes, but a few of them left in embarrassment.

——After all, Zhang Daan was really ugly and stupid, but Zhang Daan was also sincerely kind to Ye Shan.Not only is he responsible for making money to support the family, but he also takes care of all the affairs of the family properly, and Ye Shan is almost not allowed to interfere at all. Even Zhang Daan, who is a female worker who is proficient in women, can do it so well.

You know, they have seen that Ye Shan's clothes are extremely well embroidered, and Zhang Daan's clothes, except for a few that are almost exactly the same as Ye Shan's clothes, the rest of the clothes don't have a single pattern on them. It's just rough sewing.

And that Zhang Da'an persisted for so many years, and the village flower who had been waiting for Ye Shan for three full years finally couldn't persist in getting married.

Everyone finally knew Zhang Daan's foolishness, and even more knew how serious Dr. Ye was to the foolish Zhang Daan. Naturally, they didn't talk too much. Now that they met, they always asked about the date of their marriage.

Ye Shan used to say with a smile that he would wait for Zhang Daan to grow up, but after he and Zhang Daan's peers got married and had children, now Ye Shan postponed it for another two years.

It's no wonder that Zhang Daan, who has only one tendon in his head, feels unhappy.

Thinking of this, Ye Shan also felt that he was a little too rigid about some things. He got out of the bed, crawled to Zhang Daan's side in disheveled clothes, and kissed Zhang Daan lightly on the face that Zhang Daan looked at in surprise. one time.

The smile on Zhang Daan's face became wider immediately.

He threw away the things in his hand, then hugged Ye Shan with his back, and kissed Ye Shan seriously.

Kissed many, many times.

Forehead, cinnabar mole, eyes, bridge of nose, cheeks, mouth, chin...

"...We all want to kiss." Zhang Daan muttered happily while kissing, "It's all Daan's, we all want to kiss!"

Ye Shan: "..."

The seductress will eventually be seduced, he really shouldn't easily seduce.

However, his peach blossoms are really powerful. In his life, unlike before, he still has to learn to study medicine, practice alchemy and so on. Now because he is a ginseng essence, although he is a mixed race, he is also delayed. The practice method of ginseng essence is to sleep well every day, and then bury himself in the soil, and bury "pearls" and "gems" in the soil, so that he can maintain his daily practice.

Don't worry about it at all.

As for teaching the children, those children are smart and clever, but they are also very hardworking, and now they have grown up. Since the first two years, he has taken those children to the surrounding villages and counties every month for free clinics. It is also to teach these children to take the pulse and prescribe prescriptions. Now the eight children are really capable.

Ye Shan thought, if he takes those children for another three or four years, he will be able to completely let go of them.

Apart from this matter, in this world, Ye Shan really has nothing to worry about.

What's more, his little Peach Blossom has taken good care of him since he was so young, Ye Shan really couldn't find any dissatisfaction.

What's more, his little peach blossom likes him, and he also likes little peach blossom.

What dissatisfaction can there be?

Ye Shan finished thinking happily like this, and saw his little peach blossom suddenly blushed again and whispered in his ear: "Then I will become the real body, and my wife will kiss me again, okay?" Then she felt aggrieved Said, "I have always liked my daughter-in-law so much, and I also like my daughter-in-law's body very much, especially the little daughter-in-law's leaves. But, but, my daughter-in-law never kisses my body..."

Ye Shan: "..."

He thought blankly, if his peach blossom is really a peach blossom, then he is willing to kiss it, or a little wolf dog, he is also willing to kiss it, well, even if it is a snake...he is not without it I've kissed him, but at most it was just a touch of the snake's head, but the problem is that the body of his peach blossom...is a really limp pink octopus!

He, he really can't go on kissing...

However, his hardworking, simple and earning little Taohua has now turned into an octopus prototype again, fawning on him.

wait for kiss.

Ye Shan: "..."

……

Ye Shan lives leisurely in the small fishing village. Although there are no fancy clothes and delicious food, the seaside scenery is unique. Most of the villagers in the small fishing village are simple and kind. One child in turn taught other children. This kind of favor is enough for Ye Shan to live well in the small fishing village.

What's more, Ye Shan still has his little peach blossom by his side.

It can almost be said that, except for his little Taohua who insisted on wanting him to kiss his body, and then sleep with his body... Ye Shan has almost nothing to worry about.

You can see the sea when you go out, you can climb the mountain after walking a few more steps, and there are peach blossoms that you like him and he likes by your side, Ye Shan is very happy in his heart.

And in the palace of Qinglong Kingdom.

The Queen came to the East Palace suddenly.

She was already being persecuted by the emperor. She was reluctant to part with Ouyang Qian as her daughter, but she also couldn't part with her current status, so she felt that since she couldn't figure it out, she might as well ask her son. Is there a way?

Then, she saw Ouyang Hao and Ouyang Qian who were alone and widowed in the same room.

The two of them were fairly neatly dressed, Ouyang Qian had complicated eyes, but Ouyang Hao had a flushed expression.Red, suppressing the thirst of the body.Look, but what he thinks in his mind is... just now there was no reaction between him and Ouyang Qian's body!

No, it's not that his body doesn't have the slightest reaction, but... there is no reaction that a man and a woman should have when they do such things. What he has is between a man and a man, and only when he is on the side of the inferior Reaction!

Thinking of this, Ouyang Hao's face became even more ugly.

He doesn't even know when he was caught, how he was caught, and whether he can get rid of it in the future after being caught?

The queen was someone who had been here, and her face immediately changed when she saw this.

She immediately waved back the palace man and slapped Ouyang Qian.

"Slut! It really is a bitch! You seduce. It's fine to seduce others, but you still want to seduce. Seduce your emperor brother? Sure enough..." The queen stared at Ouyang Qian with an extremely complicated expression, and couldn't help thinking in her heart. , not his own child, that's what happened.Shit, that's how useless it is.

Ouyang Qian has always been more favored than Ouyang Hao in front of her "mother" in her past and present lives.It is precisely because of this that she is more filial to the queen than Ouyang Hao.

result……

The queen just came up and hit regardless of the reason, and didn't ask the cause at all!

Ouyang Hao's face became more and more damp.Hong, he moved slowly, and it took him a while to try to block Ouyang Qian, panting.with.thick.Qi said: "Mother, it's not Qian'er's business. I was accidentally recruited. No, both Qian'er and I were recruited. It's just that we only thought that that kind of thing just kept me and Qian'er from being separated for a hundred years. Meters away. But I didn't expect this thing to make me..." Ouyang Hao couldn't help but tilted his body.

The queen and Ouyang Qian supported Ouyang Hao at the same time.

Although the queen was not considered smart, she had stayed in the East Palace and this palace for so many years, so she naturally understood Ouyang Hao's situation all at once.

She and Ouyang Qian helped Ouyang Hao to the bed.Go up, and then grabbed Ouyang Qian's hand, and said to Ouyang Hao: "Hao'er, just wait, the queen mother will call you the most convenient palace maid you can use, and let her serve you."

Ouyang Qian's complexion changed.

However, Ouyang Hao knew that it was impossible for him to have a woman in his current body, so he just shook his head and refused: "Mother, Qian'er, you, you go out first."

Then he closed his eyes and said nothing.

The queen and Ouyang Qian had to leave.

In the queen's heart, all the entanglements were finally let go now.

In any case, Ouyang Qian is still her daughter on the bright side, and Ouyang Hao's twin sister on the bright side.

However, although nothing happened just now between Ouyang Hao and Ouyang Qian, the affection between their brows and eyes could not be hidden from the queen who had already discovered the clue.

How could the queen allow this to happen?

She originally wanted to pull Ouyang Qian to her palace, but when she pulled Ouyang Qian more than 100 meters away from Ouyang Hao, Ouyang Qian was in great pain, as if there were bugs tearing at her internal organs. Average bite.

In the East Palace, Ouyang Hao's pain was stronger than that of Ouyang Qian, so he yelled loudly.

The pain in the voice, the queen and Ouyang Qian could hear it clearly when they were standing a hundred meters away.

The queen's face immediately turned pale, and she pulled Ouyang Qian within a hundred meters.

The two of them thought about going back to visit Ouyang Hao again, but as soon as they reached the door of Ouyang Hao's bedroom, they heard a man's [beep——] sound.

Moreover, it was this strange sound made by two men.

Ouyang Qian immediately clenched her fists and was about to rush inside.

However, the queen grabbed Ouyang Qian's arm and said in a low voice: "A man, Hao'er is the prince again. He just plays with one or two boys occasionally, what is he worth?"

As soon as she finished speaking, she heard a long and melodious groan from inside.Moans, and a burst of nasty words.

It was Ouyang Hao's voice.

This also means that the one in the lower position is... the crown prince Ouyang Hao.

The faces of the Queen and Ouyang Qian were even uglier than just now, almost bloodless.

Ouyang Qian squatted directly at the door, her heart throbbing with pain, she couldn't help thinking, should she and her brother not come back?If they don't come back, so what if they really died in the previous life?They were close brothers and sisters when they were young, and they were a loving couple when they were young. What's wrong with being able to die hand in hand when they die?

On the contrary, now, they want to work hard for the early unification and complete stability of the world, but in the end, they don't know when they have been tricked.

They can no longer be separated by more than 100 meters.

This was nothing at all.

However, her brother, her husband, now seems to be in the middle of spring again.Like medicine, then, to stay in bed with another man.The one on the top, or the one on the bottom...

For the first time since Ouyang Qian was reborn, she felt a little regretful.

And Ouyang Hao in the room, why doesn't he regret it?

It's just that they have already paid so much, so they want to get the result they expected even more.

The more you give, the more you can't let go.

The queen stared at Ouyang Qian, thinking about what the emperor said to her, and finally made up her mind.

Abandoning Ouyang Qian is still an Ouyang Qian who might check and balance her son. Even if Ouyang Qian was spoiled by her since she was a child, in the Queen's mind, it is not impossible for her to do so.

Anyway, this isn't the first time, is it?

……

Ye Shan was nibbling an apple on the swing, watching his little Taohua showing him a machete in the yard.

Then he heard the current situation of Ouyang Hao and Ouyang Qian reported to him by the system.

Ye Shan was stunned for a moment, and then put it aside.

At that time, he put a Gu on the two of them, and he knew that they would not have a good time.However, aren't they lucky?He really wanted to know how these two darlings of heaven who vowed to kill his little peach blossom for the sake of the common people would go to that position under such circumstances and become the real darlings of heaven.

He was tilting his head thinking, when he saw his little Tao Hua suddenly approached him with that scarred face, and suddenly said: "Is it not good to only wield a big machete? Or, or," He shyly said, "How about I turn into an octopus and show you the machete with eight tentacles. If it looks good... then the wife will kiss me later, okay?"

Zhang Daan looked at his little daughter-in-law shyly.

Ye Shan couldn't bite down on the apple at once.

He usually kissed his little Taohua often, so the little Taohua asked him to ask for a kiss, it must be because he wanted him to kiss Xiaotaohua... the main body.

That squishy octopus.

Ye Shan: "..." Although it's not the first time, but it's one less time.

Zhang Da'an: "..." I must work hard to let my daughter-in-law get used to my real body. If the daughter-in-law can kiss the first time, she can kiss the second time, the third time... and countless times!

happy!

System: "...hehe." Just cover your eyes if you are happy.