Not Human Every Time [Quick Transmigration]

"Little villain! Not good!"

Because Ye Shan is a mixed-race human spirit, he has just transformed into a shape, and now he is only the size of a gourd, which is really small, and he is not vigilant towards his little peach blossom, so he was really dragged into his arms by the little peach blossom.

Then, he was patted a few times by his little peach blossom.

Ye Shan: "..."

Zhang Daan was still angry, but he was afraid that if he taught his little wife a lesson, he would dislike him even more, so he thought about how Aunt Wang next door would train a puppy, beat her loudly a few times, and then bring the puppy to like to eat Give the puppy a bone with a little meat residue, and then the puppy will be happy again.

So he patted the little daughter-in-law a few times angrily, then hurriedly turned his back, ran behind the big tree, and held the little daughter-in-law out.

As expected, the little daughter-in-law got angry and glared at him angrily.

Zhang Daan immediately said: "You are not good, you just ran out of the flower pot like this. You have to remember, you are my little daughter-in-law, you can only let me see you like this! Others, whoever sees me, will go and talk to you." Who fights!"

Ye Shan: "..." Should he be thankful that he was fighting with others instead of hitting him?

Wait, he seems to have been photographed a few times just now...

After Zhang Da'an finished speaking, he cautiously wanted to get close to his little daughter-in-law, such as kissing her forehead or something, to comfort her, just like that sentence said - giving a sweet date with a stick?Then I found that compared to the little daughter-in-law who was only the size of a gourd just now, her mouth... seemed really big.

I really want to become an octopus, and then the eight tentacles can surround the little wife, so that the little wife can only look at him forever...

He was a little worried that his daughter-in-law's face would be slobbered with a kiss, so he had to rub his face against her aggrievedly, until the little daughter-in-law in his palm was distorted, and then whispered: "You are good!" Ah, I will love you. I will make money, I will hunt and fish, and I will also practice martial arts well. Although I failed to protect you this time, I promise to protect you next time. As long as you are obedient, you Well, you don’t need to rush out and fight for me.”

Then he rubbed Ye Shan who had just got up with his big face.

Ye Shan: "..."

At first, he was still a little moved, but after being rubbed down twice by this little peach blossom with his big face, Ye Shan felt that his emotions really wore away a lot.

What a... sigh.

He really wanted to say something, but Ye Shan quickly thought that when he opened his mouth just now, he called "meow meow". Ye Shan felt that he really wanted to speak like a human, but because of his strange body, She hasn't fully transformed into a human form yet, she just said "meow meow" when she opened her mouth like this, and she is soft, like a little daughter-in-law who can be bullied... How can this kind of image match him?

So Ye Shan had no choice but to keep silent.

Zhang Daan thought his little daughter-in-law was upset, so he thought for a while with his not-so-intelligent head, then tore off a piece of his sleeve, then wrapped his little daughter-in-law from the neck down, held her Looking at the little daughter-in-law, she said: "Do you want to watch the excitement? Then be good, don't tear this piece of cloth away, and I will take you to watch the excitement, okay?"

Ye Shan could only nod silently.

When he nodded, the three five-leaf clover on his head also began to nod.

Well-behaved and cute.

Zhang Daan couldn't help liking the young wife even more, and whispered: "Daughter-in-law, your hair is green, I like it very much, and you also like the one with grass on your head, right?"

Ye Shan: "..."

Ye Shan: "..."

No, he didn't like the feeling of green hair on his head at all.

This will make him want to turn his little peach blossom into a real eunuch little peach blossom!

It's a pity that his little Taohua couldn't understand what he was thinking, so he happily walked out from behind the big tree holding him.

He even touched his meow tail secretly!

Ye Shan only had a small face, and stood coldly in Zhang Daan's hands with his arms folded.

The old turtle has already captured Ouyang Hao and Ouyang Qian's dead bodyguards and solved them all - for the old turtle, these people were going to follow Ouyang Hao and Ouyang Qian to kill his old friend's children Well, since he couldn't solve the right master for the time being due to the inexplicable favor of heaven for Ouyang Hao and Ouyang Qian, then it is also a good thing to solve these people who caused trouble for the two of them.

Moreover, Ouyang Hao and Ouyang Qian were going to talk about the rebirth with him today, after that, would the two of them still keep these subordinates?Naturally, it will be resolved.

Ouyang Hao and Ouyang Qian's expressions did not change a bit, they were still looking at Lao Gui earnestly, telling about their past lives.

In the previous life, these remote villages were also poisoned by some wars in the end.

Because at that time, after Qinglong Kingdom was initially divided by the Three Kingdoms, Bai.The ambitions of Tiger, Suzaku, and Xuanwu also expanded.They swelled up, trying to unify the world, and those small countries each had their own inheritance. Facing the strength of the big countries, they also united, and the war began to spread in this world.

Until the two "leaved" in their previous lives, the war in this world intensified, with several heroes vying for hegemony, and this small fishing village was also affected.

"Besides, if the younger generation's speculation is correct, the war will inevitably spread here in a few years." Ouyang Hao kowtowed deeply, with a sad face on his face, and said, "How does the younger generation not know that today I want to kill the younger brother's own brother?" Life is the fault of the younger generation. However, in this world, there is a difference in severity. If it is for the sake of the world, the life of the younger generation can be given up, so what else?"

Ouyang Qian also kowtowed deeply: "The younger generation and the younger brother's actions are not selfish, they just want the world to be peaceful and healthy as soon as possible, so that countless people don't have to suffer such disasters again. If this is not the case, no matter how cruel the younger generation is, the younger generation will not dare Hands on innocent people."

However, Ouyang Hao and Ouyang Qian thought in their hearts, how could Zhang Daan be really innocent?

If in the previous life, Zhang Daan was willing to leave this small fishing village and take on the responsibility of being a strong man, the world would have been at peace long ago.

Since Zhang Daan is stupid and incompetent, why not take out his bloodline crystal nucleus in this life and give them to those who can bear the burden of the world?

Both Ouyang Hao and Ouyang Qian are very clear that the general trend of the world is that if it is divided for a long time, it will be united, and if it is united for a long time, it will be divided.

Heroes come out of troubled times, and Zhang Daan was supposed to be a hero in this troubled times, but why is he already stupid?

Since he is already stupid and unable to take on this great task, that's why the world has never been peaceful and peaceful in his previous life.

So, in this life, what's the point of giving up the crystal nucleus?

Zhang Daan actually couldn't understand what these two people said, he just knew that these two people wanted to kill him.

Because only when he is dead can the bloodline crystal nucleus be taken out.

He looked at the two of them bitterly, obviously wanting to rush up and kill them.

Ye Shan was even more angry and wanted to do something.

The old turtle has lived for many, many years, but he also understands the strong luck and dragon and phoenix spirit of these two people. Of course, Zhang Daan and Ye Shan cannot be allowed to do it.

He was silent for a while, staring at the two of them and said slowly: "For the sake of the world, you two, are you really willing to do anything?"

Ouyang Hao and Ouyang Qian were startled, glanced at the still foolish Zhang Daan, and nodded solemnly: "Yes, no matter what the price is, and how much guilt and anxiety the two of us will feel in the future, they are definitely willing to do it. After all, more than For all the common people in the world, what is the guilt of the two of us for the rest of our lives?"

Zhang Daan was very angry, but he knew that Uncle Gui was kind to him, so he paused, and didn't step forward to do anything, just kept touching.Holding the little tail of his little daughter-in-law.

A fluffy white meow tail, feels... really comfortable!

Ye Shan: "..." Although he is only a small one now, and looks like a child, but, but, his meow tail has never been touched, anyone who touches it can scratch anyone, except himself of course.How could his little Peach Blossom...be so hateful?

But he turned around, saw Zhang Daan with a serious face, and immediately changed from an angry face to a silly smile at him, and he couldn't get angry immediately.

He had no choice but to sit down on Zhang Daan's hand, and then he hugged his own tail - masturbated by himself!

System: "..." I didn't see it!

Ye Shancai didn't care about the system's thoughts, and just continued to sit and watch the show—although he also wanted to deal with Ouyang Hao and Ouyang Qian, but the system had obviously reminded him first that these two had great luck and the aura of dragon and phoenix to protect them. Moreover, unlike those people who deliberately did evil before, these two people never thought of doing evil in their hearts. They planned to seize Zhang Daan's blood crystal nucleus, and it was in the name of "for the people of the world". Even if he wanted to kill These two people must also heed the system's warning, and wait until the world really settles down.

Thinking of this, Ye Shan squinted his eyes and began to think about all the treasures he had accumulated in the mustard space in his previous lives.

In the world of cultivating immortals, because his body is the cauldron, he refined a lot of elixirs, and collected a lot of high-level and low-level elixirs as well as some rare things.

Now he is choosing among those pills.

The old turtle squinted his eyes and said with his beard: "The old turtle has lived for many, many years, so much that the old turtle doesn't even remember his own age. Although there is no blood crystal nucleus in his hand, there are some treasures beside him." .Since the two of you are so self-sacrificing, then, why not help the two of you. It's just..."

"Just what?"

"It's just that the two of you must make an oath first. In the future, you will never disclose any news about Zhang Daan and this little ginseng baby on purpose or inadvertently, let alone have any bad thoughts about them. Otherwise, the two of you Everything you have struggled in this life will disappear, and the two of you will have your reputation ruined in the history books, how about it?"

Ouyang Hao and Ouyang Qian's expressions changed drastically.

Ouyang Hao collected himself and asked first, "I don't know if senior can give me two..."

"The pseudo-crystal nucleus that can disguise the awakening of the bloodline." The old turtle said meaningfully, "It's just that the pseudo-crystal nucleus is time-limited. After a hundred years, the pseudo-crystal nucleus can no longer help you disguise. So..."

Ouyang Hao and Ouyang Qian immediately understood that they only had 100 years.

And 100 years later, they must have offended quite a few people at that time. Once they lose any ability to protect themselves, the two of them are afraid...

Ouyang Hao and Ouyang Qian were very bitter immediately, the latter couldn't help but said: "Dare to ask senior, can these pseudo crystal cores be used in superposition? If so, where should the two of us go to find them?"

The old turtle just smiled: "Of course not." As for where to look for it?The old turtle doesn't talk too much.

He grew up watching Zhang Da'an, Zhang Da'an was almost killed by these two juniors and dug out the crystal nucleus, maybe even the body would not survive in the end, how could the old turtle be so angry?Of course nothing will be said.

Ouyang Hao and Ouyang Qian took another look at Zhang Daan next to them, and then turned their heads to look at the energetic old turtle again. They knew that they would not be able to beat the old turtle anyway, so they could only agree to this matter and follow the old turtle's rules. Said, stood in a specific position and began to swear.

Ye Shan jumped off Zhang Daan's hand and reached out to touch the grass on the ground.

After a while, Ouyang Hao and Ouyang Qian felt a slight tickle on their exposed necks, and then they felt nothing else, and they didn't think of anything else, and continued to swear.

Ye Shan showed a weird smile.

Zhang Daan, on the other hand, threw the little ginseng baby in a panic.The baby picked it up, and said angrily: "Little daughter-in-law, why are you so misbehaving? The ground is dirty, and you didn't wear shoes. What should you do if it gets dirty?"

Then he began to wipe the little ginseng doll's feet with his own sleeve, and even exhaled carefully a few times.

Ye Shan snorted, feeling a little itchy and happy, but he still didn't dare to speak - he was afraid that the sound of "meow meow meow" would be too detrimental to his image.

The old turtle saw it from the side, but felt relieved, that's fine.Although this little ginseng doll looks weird, it is really good for Da'an.The successful transformation just now was also because I was worried about Da'an, so it was a good one.In this way, if you want to come to the old friends, you can feel at ease down there, and you won't feel that the crystal nucleus you paid is lost.

However, after the old turtle helped Ouyang Hao and Ouyang Qian become pseudo bloodline awakeners and sent them away, the old turtle turned his head to look at the little ginseng doll and said with a smile: "Little doll, you just treated them What did the two do?"

Ye Shan was stunned for a moment, thinking that the old turtle was still protecting him and Zhang Daan, so he wanted to speak, but when he opened his mouth there was a "meow", and he couldn't help but shut his mouth tightly.

The old turtle smiled and said: "It's okay, it's okay, you are still young, you can talk like a human when you grow up. Well, even if you can't, it's fun to meow you. Anyway, blood awakened people can also I understand your cry, but it's nothing."

Ye Shan immediately turned his head to look at Zhang Daan. Seeing that Zhang Daan nodded, he realized that both of them could understand his meow, so he had no choice but to tell what he did.

"I gave both of them a Gu. Except for the common heart Gu, they will reach a certain age in the future. The two must not be separated by a hundred meters, otherwise they will be tortured by the Gu insect... I also gave Ouyang Hao a special Planted...well, a special kind of Gu." Ye Shan's voice was a little soft, but he was still quite confident, "They bullied Da'an. I can't just let them get the pseudo-sacred beast crystal core and be so happy Go back happily. Always, teach them some lessons."

Even if they couldn't be killed, it was true that his little Taohua had suffered so much in the previous life. In this life, these two came here to kill his little Taohua. Of course Ye Shan had to teach them a lesson.

The old turtle can't help but wonder what is the special Gu that Ye Shan planted for Ouyang Hao.Even if the old turtle has lived for a long time, it is inevitable that there are things in this world that he does not know, and occasionally he will be a little curious.

Ye Shan rolled his eyes, and then whispered: "...that is, it is a Gu that can make him a eunuch. Well, of course, it is also a Gu for an eunuch who longs for happiness."

Zhang Daan couldn't understand at all, he just smiled silly, thinking that whatever his little daughter-in-law said was right and good.

He used to listen to his father wholeheartedly, but now he will only listen to his daughter-in-law wholeheartedly.

Can't go wrong.

The old turtle was slightly taken aback, and then he slapped his forehead, "haha" and laughed loudly.

Didn't Ouyang Hao and Ouyang Qian say that they were husband and wife in their previous lives?And there is no doubt about love and love, vowing to be a couple forever in this life?

As a result, this little ginseng essence directly made Ouyang Hao inhumane in the future.Under such circumstances, no matter how loving a couple is, they will have a grudge if they think about it.

In particular, Ouyang Hao is not only inhumane, he also has some kind of uncontrollable desire for other men.see.

Under such circumstances, can Ouyang Hao and Ouyang Qian really go on doing this?

Tsk tsk, this little guy is really ruthless.

However, it was fun enough.

After the old turtle understood it, he shook his head and didn't blame Ye Shan. He just patted Zhang Daan on the head and sighed: "You have to take good care of your little daughter-in-law. He's still a monster right now. Don't let him go." Let others see him."

After hearing this, Zhang Daan immediately nodded heavily.

He thought so too.

His little daughter-in-law, of course, can only be seen by himself.

Although, his little daughter-in-law seems to be not very good, but... Even if she is not good, she is still his little wife.Zhang Daan felt that he still had to protect his little daughter-in-law.

The old turtle sighed, cleaned up all the corpses around him, and went back to the bottom of the sea.

Zhang Daan was holding his little daughter-in-law in his arms, and looked him up and down seriously.

——The rags are so gray, how can they be worthy of his little daughter-in-law?Next time, he must sell the best fabrics to make clothes for his little daughter-in-law, so as to be worthy of his beautiful little daughter-in-law.

Ye Shan: "..."

Zhang Daan stared at Ye Shan's dark eyes, and suddenly asked: "Little daughter-in-law, is she a young gentleman like me, or... a little lady?"

Ye Shan was a little angry immediately: "..." Can't you see it?Obviously he looks so mighty and domineering!At first glance, it is Xiao Langjun!

Although Zhang Daan is stupid in mind, he is extremely sensitive in temper.Seeing this, she smirked for a while, then touched her head and said, "I knew that my little daughter-in-law is just like me. I'm so happy."

After finishing speaking, he giggled again.

Ye Shan: "..." #真很很很他不知道这次笑点#

Zhang Daan also deliberately patted the head of the little ginseng doll, and accidentally sat down Ye Shan's buttocks, and hurriedly comforted him: "Little daughter-in-law, don't be afraid. Although you are still very young, as long as you Eat well like me, and there will always be a day when you grow up! Of course, as long as you are good, even if you...don't grow up, I won't despise you. I will definitely be responsible to you to the end!"

Ye Shan was speechless, wanting to kill with a knife.Obviously he is a monster, he can grow up by practicing hard.You don't have to become a foodie to grow up!

Zhang Daan was still very happy, took his little daughter-in-law and went to the best spring in the mountains to bathe and drink the little daughter-in-law... Then he poked the grass on the little daughter-in-law's head.

"It's so pretty, so the green on the head is so pretty." Zhang Da'an sighed with his own simple aesthetics, "Little daughter-in-law, when I go back, I will make you a small green dress that you can wear. And a little green hat, okay? Well, I’ll match you with a green jade pendant. Don’t worry, I’m good at fishing and hunting. When I sell my prey, I’ll definitely buy you a nice green jade pendant. Match your green hat and green dress! Do you like it or not?"

Ye Shan with a blank face: "..." No, he doesn't like it at all.

Of course, if you really want him to like wearing a cuckold, it's not impossible.

As long as his little Peach Blossom is willing to dress up like him, her whole body is green, and of course the most important green hat is indispensable. Then, when the two of them grow up, in the future...no matter what he wants... …

Well, like his little peach blossom is protecting him now, he will work hard to avoid surprise, humiliation, and no branches to rely on, cherish it carefully, and store it properly.

Maybe he is willing to like green?

The author has something to say: Ye Shan: My head is green~~ QAQ silly Zhang Daan: honey smile~~