Not Human Every Time [Quick Transmigration]

Ye Shan who was kissed by Ye Shinian on the round [beep——] part: "..."

He thinks his whole chinchilla is bad!

Why is this happening?

Obviously, when he was a real little meow in the past, his peach blossoms only occasionally kissed his position, but now, he has become a chubby chinchilla, and his peach blossoms will often kiss him...?

Is it because chinchillas have rounder and fatter butts than kittens?

Ye Shan was a little ashamed, and turned his head angrily. He felt a little hot and shy, but the deepest feeling in Ye Shan's heart...was anger!

Even if he was kissed by his noble [beep——], as a noble chinchilla, he would still be angry with Ye Shinian!

How can it make him unable to eat a piece of meat?

He's not a real chinchilla. In chinchilla form, it's really not suitable for eating meat. However, when he transforms into a human form, he can drink and eat meat freely, right?

But Ye Shinian, like a monk eating vegetarian food, cooks him a vegetarian meal in different ways every day!

Ye Shan said that he really couldn't bear it anymore, that's why he was so angry that he lost his temper with Ye Shinian.

What is the taste of the days without meat?

Might as well get a divorce!

Although, he and Peach Blossom in this life don't seem to be married yet...

Ye Shinian finally discovered his mistake.

It turns out that his little mouse can also eat meat.

By the way, chinchillas themselves cannot eat meat, but chinchilla demons can.

His goblin is a goblin, not a mortal thing?

Thinking of this, Ye Shinian couldn't help but use his face to make the little chinchilla look rounder because of his anger.Run's [unspeakable part] rubbed against it, and whispered: "You want to eat meat, that's great. I cook the best meat dishes. From now on, tell me what you want to eat and what you want. Me. I... I will seriously observe your preferences and take good care of you in the future."

Ye Shan's tail moved, and he accidentally slapped Ye Shinian's face.

Ye Shinian: "..."

Ye Shan: "..."

"Cuckoo!" Although it wasn't intentional, his tail really hit Ye Shinian's face, so he had to twist his chubby body with difficulty, then face Ye Shinian's face, and whispered "Cuckoo!" "Several times.

Ye Shinian's face suddenly became ferocious and terrifying.

But Ye Shan knew that Ye Shinian was happy again.

Then he heard Ye Shinian say fiercely to him with an aura similar to that of a mafia boss: "Don't worry, in the future, as long as you become a human, I will feed you meat every meal. But... When you grow up , and I must be allowed to eat meat every day, otherwise..."

Ye Shan stared at Ye Shinian with a pure and innocent face, as if asking, if you don't eat meat, what else?

Ye Shinian's voice suddenly cracked.He became dumb, and then his face was still dark.society.Will be the boss.good.for.The posture of a prostitute.

"Otherwise, I will lock you in this villa, and you can only wear all kinds of clothes I gave you. From waking up to closing your eyes every day, you can only see me, and you can only like me , and then, I will lead you in on Monday. Into the dark-style room. On Tuesday. Into the college-style room. On Wednesday. Into the room that you are particularly afraid of with handcuffs, etc., and on Thursday. Enter the room with water and bed on Friday. Enter the room with the clothes of the little eunuch and let you be a little eunuch. On Saturday... Then, until I have gone through the rooms of the entire villa, I will take you to a more interesting place... "

His voice got lower and lower.He became dumb: "I believe that my little cat will love the basement I decorated with my own hands."

Ye Shan: "..."

Ye Shan: "..."

Didn't you say that he is the darling of this world?Why does his peach blossom still...threat him like this?

Although... it seems quite interesting.

Ye Shan's face became more and more red, but the little chinchilla's body didn't respond at all, it was still pure white like paper.

So Ye Shinian pressed again: "Also, in each room, when we formally..., I will let my sub-personalities change every few minutes!"

Ye Shan: "..."

He was silent for a while, then jumped down from Ye Shinian's hand, turned into a human form, stretched out his hand, grabbed Ye Shinian's chin, and said: "Hey, if you give me meat, I will give you meat too. Say alright."

Then he held out his little finger.

Ye Shinian made a decision with Ye Shan with a blank face and a happy heart.

Then Ye Shan drove Ye Shinian to make him dried fish.

"I like to eat fish, I really like it. But, you must never cut the fish, especially the fish tail, into pieces in front of me in the future, otherwise... we will eat the meat slowly piece by piece , I will never let you have a good time..."

……

Ye Shan's study of script and acting soon came to an end.

Ye Shinian has been studying with Ye Shan all the time. Ye Shan's acting skills and ability to control the script have been improved step by step, but Ye Shinian... still doesn't know how to act at all.

The play that was barely performed was also scum.

However, Ye Shinian's acting is pretty bad, but other aspects are excellent, such as the crew he personally selected, and the start of filming of Ye Shan's TV series, etc., all of which were well publicized.

Because of the generous price given by Ye Shinian, some actors with good acting skills or some famous actors came to participate in the performance. Ye Shan's script was well written, and the directors and staff selected by Ye Shinian were also very hardworking. Apart from acting, there is nothing bad about it, so after two months, the mermaid and the leader of the Demon Cult ended.

The whole crew rested for a month, and began to prepare for the next film.

——Ye Shan has discovered that after Ye Shinian finished filming the first film, one of the secondary personalities, the leader of the Demon Cult, almost ceased to exist.Ye Shinian's own facial expression also improved slightly, but only slightly.

From Ye Shan's point of view, the current Ye Shinian still has a serious cognitive impairment in facial expressions.

That's why he thought about continuing to make the second, third and other stories related to Ye Shinian's sub-personality.

Ye Shan thought that after all these stories were filmed, Ye Shinian's main personality and secondary personality should be truly integrated.His peach blossoms can also return to normal.

While Ye Shan was filming the stories he wrote non-stop, Ye Shinian really looked more and more normal, and those secondary personalities appeared less and less time.

Ye Shan didn't know whether to be happy or sad.

He thought, no matter what, if his peach blossom can unite his soul and soul, it should be good for peach blossom.

Since it was good for Peach Blossom, Ye Shan thought it would be good for himself too.

It took Ye Shan and Ye Shinian four years to shoot the stories written by Ye Shan about Ye Shinian's sub-personality—in fact, it didn't take such a long time.

However, Ye Shinian kept improving.And the only thing he strives for is the kiss between him and Ye Shan.play and bed.play.

Others were filming other scenes, so he took Ye Shan to various hidden groves, cars and other hidden places according to the script written by Ye Shan, installed various cameras, and began to pull Ye Shan Good at shooting dirty and dirty scenes with only the two of them.

And every time there are several scenes to be filmed, and then Ye Shinian pulls Ye Shan, the two watch the scenes together, Ye Shinian leans next to Ye Shan and asks Ye Shan if he likes it...

Although Ye Shan is also an old driver, he thought that his chinchilla monster's body was still young, so he became confident and shy.

But Ye Shinian kept asking, until he got Ye Shan's accurate answer, the scene was really over.

So Ye Shan's script lasted for four years before it was finally finished.

And at this time, the last two of those TV series have been released, and the others have already started broadcasting on various TV stations.

The title of Ye Shan's dog-blooded little heavenly king was also spread two years ago.

Because Ye Shan is the creator of the script, and the bloody script he created is really... so bloody that people have to scold it, but they are reluctant to give up this bloody movie.

Moreover, looking at the acting skills of the actors in this bloody drama, in addition to Ye Shinian's acting skills that people can hardly look at directly, there is also Ye Shan's astonishing acting skills.

Of course, what surprised the viewers the most was that Ye Shan could still perform such a celestial performance against Ye Shinian's scumbag acting skills.

Especially Ye Shan still looks good.

Good figure, good face, squinting eyes, when smiling slightly, it looks like a thief.Fishy little meow!

And when he smiles, the two dimples on his cheeks make people want to poke across the screen!

So even though Ye Shan, the bloody little king, almost never participates in various variety show activities and promotions, Ye Shan has attracted a large number of diehard fans with lightning speed.

And what those die-hard fans do most often is under Ye Shan’s personal webpage, while facing Ye Shan’s occasional delicious food or selfies, drooling and crazy, and at the same time start yelling at Ye Shan to stop I'm filming those bloody dramas, and don't do CP with Ye Shinian again, otherwise Ye Shan's good looks and good talent will be delayed!

After Ye Shinian finished filming those scripts, he became much more normal.

Ye Shan is not sure about Ye Shinian's body.Is it true that all the secondary personalities in the inner world have disappeared, but he knows that Ye Shinian can be only Ye Shinian's main personality for almost a whole month now.

Ye Shinian's assistant, Xu Qiao, also found out about this, and was both happy and sad.Glad that his Boss is finally back to normal, sad because this main character Boss is actually the hardest one to serve.

But Ye Shinian still had the same misunderstanding of facial expression as before, when facing Ye Shan, he clearly had a entanglement in his heart.Cotton love.He wants to be gentle with his sweetheart, but his face often looks like he wants to kill someone.

Fortunately, Ye Shan didn't care about that, and the two of them were still living well.

As for the messages on his personal homepage urging him not to form a CP with Ye Shinian...

Ye Shan just showed his and Ye Shinian's hand wearing the engagement ring.

He thought, in this case, it is enough to prove everything.

The expression on Ye Shinian's face immediately became more ferocious.

Then he hugged Ye Shan and said that he would take Ye Shan to the island for vacation.

Ye Shan raised his eyebrows slightly, thought for a while, as if he had thought of something, kissed the corner of Ye Shinian's lips, and then agreed.

Three days later, Ye Shinian personally drove the helicopter and brought Ye Shan to the island.

There is no one on the island, but there are countless robots walking around and lining up to scatter rose petals where they got off the plane.

At the same time, the wedding march sounded.

Ye Shan couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Ye Shinian's face finally turned red.

But he still calmly straightened his wind-blown hair, and then seriously knelt down on one knee towards Ye Shan, holding a small box with a big diamond ring in his hand.

"Xiao Miao, marry me."

Ye Shan was happy in his heart, but he couldn't help but said badly: "Then, if I don't agree, what are you going to do?"

Ye Shinian's face was red, and the tips of his ears were also red. He said expressionlessly, "Then Xiao Miao will marry me." After a pause, he continued, "Don't refuse, otherwise, I will lock Xiao Miao here. On the small island, all my life... I am the only one who can see you, meet you..."

Ye Shinian swears that this is an idea that has been brewing in his heart for a long, long time.

And this small island was also carefully arranged by him - he wanted to keep his little cat here, so that there was only him in his eyes and heart.

Ye Shinian is even thinking now, if his little Miao really rejects his marriage proposal, can he justify and lock her up here?

Only the two of them for a lifetime.

Ye Shan's face was also red.

He only thought that Ye Shinian was joking, but after thinking about it, he still took the ring.

Then, he handed Ye Shinian his hand.

Ye Shinian personally put a ring on Ye Shan and kissed Ye Shan's hand.

He felt a little regretful, but after thinking about it carefully, he didn't seem to have anything to regret.

Because his memory seems to have recovered some.

He really locked his little cat into a world with only him.

Because in this world, except for him and his little cat, everyone and everything is just data.

Although, he will never tell this secret to his little cat.

Ye Shinian's eyes became more and more fierce, but his heart was extremely gentle.

Then, he picked up his little goblin, planning to have a good vacation on this small island, um, and even a good... He has done countless times!

The dirty scenes written by his little goblin are very exciting and beautiful. Among the scenes they filmed before, these dirty scenes are the most enjoyable.smooth.shower.Li, drip.dripping.do.Sincerely.

However, Ye Shinian thought, he could still tell his little fairies in person that besides those beautiful [beep——] scenes, they could also have some... even crazier ones.Free and wanton.Pay attention.

He'd make his goblins cry with joy, too.

Ye Shinian's eyes darkened, and his heart was extremely excited.

Ye Shan was also a little excited.

He could probably feel that Ye Shinian seemed to want to be stronger in [unspeakable] things this time.

Although Ye Shan prefers gentle peach blossoms, occasionally strong peach blossoms in that respect... It seems that it is not unacceptable.

System: "..." The host and the target of the host's attack are really what kind of pot and what cover, they are a natural match!

Ye Shan: "..." I only admit the last four words!

……

In the following days, Ye Shan and Ye Shinian lived better and better.

Ye Shan found that Ye Shinian's sub-personality seemed to appear occasionally, as if it could not be called a sub-personality.Because Ye Shinian was really insane at the beginning, he mistakenly thought that he was a schizophrenic person, and then automatically based on the only memory left at that time, he imagined several sub-personalities for himself, used to miss his lover, and eased his early arrival. This world, while his lover has not yet come to him, the feeling of irritability and powerlessness.

When Ye Shan appeared in front of him and tried his best to "cure" him, Ye Shinian felt Ye Shan's liking for him, although he knew that Ye Shan's liking for him was definitely not as good as he was for Ye Shan Ye Shinian loves, but those likings are enough for Ye Shinian to gradually "return to normal".

Just imagining myself as a sub-personality, imagining myself having a mental problem, and playing a fun "game" with my little sweetheart seems really nice.

Especially when Ye Shinian found out that every time his little lover looked at him pitifully with flushed cheeks and wet eyes, Ye Shinian couldn't help it... wanted to use various identities to "ruthlessly" bully him his little love.

Although Ye Shan found out about Ye Shinian's intentions later, he was still in love.Fun is something, once contaminated, it is very difficult to quit.

Therefore, although Ye Shan reprimanded Ye Shinian "righteously" and rejected the matter every time after the incident, he would still...cough cough next time.

The system thought, look, you, the host, have no face to say it yourself!

……

Thousands of years passed slowly.

Originally, the soul of Ye Shan's Peach Blossom could only maintain this world for 500 years, but the system finally felt that it was ashamed of its host, so it endured the danger of getting needles every day, and secretly helped the host's Peach Blossom Extending this world for another 500 years, gave Ye Shan and Ye Shan's peach blossoms a thousand years of leisurely time together.

There are no tasks, no one who dares to challenge them.

They just need to enjoy the leisure and happiness of life, and occasionally learn all kinds of strange skills.

When Ye Shan opened his eyes again, he had already returned to his bed.superior.

He was slightly absent-minded, but he quickly came back to his senses and asked the system if he needed to enter immediately.Entering the world that the system originally wanted to send him to—he still remembered that the system had told him that the peach blossoms in that world seemed to have real IQ problems.

System: "It doesn't matter. The host can move his body, eat something, rest for a day, and enter the next world at night while sleeping normally."

Ye Shan hesitated: "Then, if his brain is not good enough, will he suffer... in that world?"

System: "Hehe." An octopus monster with a strong force value, no matter how bad his brain is, he will never suffer, okay?

However, the system was analyzing data all the time, so it decided that the peach blossom in the host's next world was actually a matter of the octopus monster, so it was better not to tell its host.

Although the octopus monster and the peach blossom are both pink, the system thinks that the host should like that color.

However, the system still silently concealed this matter for the time being.

So Ye Shan lay on the bed ignorantly.He lay down on the bed for a while, and then started to get up, and took out the meals that his Taohua had cooked for him in various worlds from the mustard space.

During the day, he even went out for a trip.

I didn't start sleeping in bed until I took a change of clothes to take a shower at night and put on a mask.Go, let the system help him to cross.

The system froze, as if it was crashing.

Its host probably didn't notice it just now, but as a system, it is the most sensitive to numbers.feel.

It just discovered that the host's little Nei Nei seems to be... two missing?

Of course, this is just its sensitivity as a system.It's not that there is something obscene.I am so thoughtful, I like to pay attention to the number of the host's little ones!

Absolutely!

The author has something to say: Well, in the next world, the little Gong who really has brain problems is the octopus monster~~ the pink one~ the little shou is the one with grass on its head... the plant shou!