Not Human Every Time [Quick Transmigration]

The reason why Ye Shan thought of painting a dragon.Yang Tu, also because the memory in his head seems to have fully recovered.

He remembered that he was originally a cartoonist on the D-ball. When he was a child, he was in an orphanage. Because of his good looks, he was treated as a cash cow and became a child actor. Later, when he grew up, he used this to get his own He also learned certain survival skills from his first pot of gold. After he was full, he left the orphanage and went abroad to study for a few years. When he came back, few people knew him.He also has his own education and living ability, bought an apartment, and has his own small home.

Later, he seemed to be looking for a peach blossom all the time, but the peach blossom refused to come no matter how long he waited, until he finally found that peach blossom when he was 29 years old.

But that peach blossom died soon after trying to save him.

Ye Shanshi traveled through various worlds to find his peach blossoms, and learned a lot of skills along the way.

For example, the current Huachun.Palace maps, planting spiritual grass seeds, drawing symbols, etc., were all learned in those worlds.

Ye Shan is very satisfied with the skills he has learned.

But, here comes the question, where is his peach blossom now?

Ye Shan can only remember that he doesn't seem to be human, um, even if he looks like a human now, but!yes!He just knew he wasn't human!

And his peach blossom... is definitely a human being!

Pure human!

Ye Shan looked at the two paintings he drew intersecting in the flowers.Tangled red.strip.Tiao's figure, his face is also a little red.

In fact, he couldn't think of what to use to earn the first pot of gold. After all, when he came out of the monster forest, he didn't get any good things. When he returned to the sect three months later, because the sect was a bit small, Even if he is an inner disciple, he can't get any good resources.So it's better to go out for a while now and make the first pot of gold before leaving.

It's just that he doesn't have extra spirit stones to buy magic tools or elixir to hide his face, so after thinking about it for a long time, he decided to draw the picture of Longyang!He uses this to make money... It is estimated that no one will follow him.

Moreover, after using this skill to get the deposit, he first bought spirit grass seeds, a flower pot that can be carried with him, and a blank talisman, and rented a yard with a medicine garden. , in addition to drawing the Longyang map, it is to plant these spiritual grasses, and then refine some pills for the Qi training period to sell, and the blank talismans can be turned into foundation building period monks and sold. an entry.After selling these, and getting the spirit stone for the first Longyang map, Ye Shan can buy a refining weapon that can make magic weapons to hide his identity.Materials, rent a smelting furnace, and you can run away quickly.

Of course, for the sake of his "non-human king" name, everyone in the cultivation world can remember it, and... will continue to buy his genuine dragons in the future.For Yang Tu, Ye Shan tried his best to think of a way, planning to draw... a series of picture albums.

What he is painting now is an ordinary little cultivator in the realm of comprehension, who has no other advantages except good looks.

But it was such a little cultivator who was taken by a god from the upper and upper realms.

But he couldn't pull the little monk with ordinary aptitude and understanding to the God Realm, so he could only watch the little monk reincarnated again and again, and then stayed by his side, with the little monk... with different identities. wine.

Ye Shan painted the little monk's first life. He accidentally fell into the waiter's hall and was drugged. The god who liked the little monk rushed over immediately, and then he was taken from the hands of the villain who wanted to do something wrong with the little monk. Snatch the little monk, and do it in the garden of...the waiter's house.

After that, it was the God who forced the little monk to repay him, and then "bullyed" the little monk with various postures, tools and methods...

In the middle, some dog blood is occasionally sprinkled to prove that this Longyang Atlas is not all that, and there are still plots to watch.

In the second life, the little monk became a little eunuch who had just had his genitals chopped off, and the god replaced the emperor and stole with him.Affection……

The third little cultivator is a hybrid of the human race and the monster race. He has meow ears on his head and a meow tail on his buttocks. He is a poor little boy who was bullied miserably, and God went to become the adoptive father of the little poor boy...

Ye Shan's inspiration came, and it really took three months to draw before finally leaving the customs.

He even only had time to take a look at the spiritual grasses and plants he had planted, and found that they were all planted, so he could only carefully put the ones planted in the medicine garden in the storage bag, and the flowers he carried with him The basin was put away, and other things were put into the storage bag, and then left the small courtyard.

After leaving the small courtyard, he detoured to the street market to buy some women's cosmetics and a few sets of clothes of different colors, and then went to see the steward of Duobao Pavilion.

The steward got the three Nine Dragons.After reading the picture album, he was immediately shocked.

When Ye Shan said: "Sell one by one first, and when all three are sold out, there will be a hardcover edition, a pocket edition, and so on. When all three are sold out, one can also be released." A collection. Well, you can also produce some storage bags with these two protagonists, handkerchiefs, and so on. Of course, don’t forget to give me a share."

The steward immediately became serious.

After all, Ye Shan was the first person who dared to draw these picture albums as a monk. In fact, there are many people in the cultivation world who wish to have this kind of picture albums, but they look down on ordinary people's paintings... But look at this Ye Shan How good the painting is, at first glance, both of them are monks!good!good!good!

The steward saw the business opportunities here at a glance, and then took a look at Ye Shan's clothes, and asked Ye Shan if he needed to withdraw part of the dividends in advance.

Ye Shan immediately agreed, and said: "You can give me 30 yuan of middle-grade spirit stones first, and three concealing breath pills that can change my current face and breath. I will leave tomorrow."

The steward pondered for a moment, and he really didn't want Ye Shan, who is especially good at drawing this kind of pictures, to have an accident or be discovered by others—he still counted on Ye Shan to only provide these albums to himself—so he finally gave Ye Shan Bai A middle-grade spirit stone, and ten concealing breath pills.

Said: "You don't have to refuse, I will deduct these from your dividends." Then he took out two signs, "This red sign allows you to enter and exit various auctions under our Dongyang name at will, and in Dongyang's name You can get a [-]% discount for buying things in the store. You must keep this black brand well. If you want to get dividends in the future, you need to rely on this brand to go to the ticket number under the name of Dongyang to get the spirit stone directly. I will Write down your dividends directly under this wooden plate number. If there is any loss, you must notify me immediately."

Ye Shan felt that this was a good job, so of course he agreed.

Then, after leaving Duobao Pavilion, he used those ancient cosmetics to change his face that afternoon, and used clothes to make himself taller, and left the city that afternoon.

Little Golden Snake: "..." It seemed that he was of no help at all.

However, even if it didn't help, the little golden snake still followed Ye Shan hard.

By the way, he also cleaned up the few monks who followed Ye Shan who the shopkeeper of Duobao Pavilion failed to clean up, and put their bodies, together with their storage bags and weapons, into his space.

Ye Shan only realized something was wrong when he was resting in the forest at night.

According to his thinking, because the shopkeeper has already built up momentum in advance, there must be a lot of people staring at the shopkeeper these days who want to block the business opportunities of Duobao Pavilion. He went to see the shopkeeper today, and as long as the shopkeeper's face shows At one point, someone will definitely find out that something is wrong and come after him.

Although the shopkeeper can block some of them for him, but, but, there must be a few fish that slipped through the net to find him and let him get rid of it himself.

But until now, Ye Shan has not seen a single fish that slipped through the net.

And this night, since he came to the forest, he has not encountered a single danger.

This is very wrong.

Ye Shan immediately became vigilant.

He planned to lure out the man who was following him secretly.

It's just that if you use ordinary methods, that person will definitely not be able to attract him.

So Ye Shan planned to take a bath.

People are most likely to relax when taking a bath, and the other party will surely pop up and attack him if he thinks about it.

then……

When Ye Shan jumped out of the bathtub in a wet underwear, he pointed his long sword, and found a little golden snake looking at him like an idiot...

Ye Shan: "..."

But this little golden snake seems familiar...

Ye Shan was silent for a while, knowing that he couldn't beat the opponent at all, and then said: "I don't know what is the meaning of this demon cultivator following you?"

He knew how powerful this little golden snake was.

Among other things, considering the poisonous body of this little golden snake and its ability to kill people in one breath, Ye Shan...wouldn't dare to make things too difficult for this little snake.

Little Golden Snake Zhan Yu's face was also a little red.

He has actually lived many, many years.

I came down to play before because it was too boring, so I came down to find some interesting people to play with.

In the end, he met Ye Shan.

And then fell in love with each other irresistibly.

Even when the other party ascended from the cultivation world to the immortal world, in order to be with the other party as soon as possible, Zhan Yu directly divided most of his own natural blood of the gods to the other party, so Ye Shan directly ascended from the cultivation world to the god world , and Zhan Yu originally thought that at most he would become a little snake in the God Realm, and after practicing for 10,000+ years, he would be able to turn back into a golden dragon again.But he didn't expect that he would suffer relegation and the pain of separation of soul.

What's more, he didn't expect that his leaf actually ran down to look for him!

And be so kind to him.

The more the little golden snake Zhan Yu thought about it, the redder his face became.

Ye Shan: "..." Why is this stupid snake so dazed?

Little Golden Snake Zhan Yu blushed for a while, and thought of something, hurriedly said: "I, I am your peach blossom! I, I am Zhan Yu! You...do you still remember me?"

After following Ye Shan for three months, Little Golden Snake finally came to his senses.No wonder his Ah Shan always felt that he was not a human being, so he also took the pseudonym "Non-human Monarch".His Ah Shan, probably, forgot something.

And the most important thing—his Ah Shan, forget about him.

Sure enough, Ye Shan frowned and said: "Zhan Yu? I don't remember." Then he glanced up and down at the little golden snake, the disgust in his eyes was obvious, "However, I remember one thing very clearly. I am not a human being, but I My peach blossoms are human beings. And you...hehe, you are obviously a demon snake who can't even change form. I don't know where you know this, but, next time you lie to someone, please remember to It’s better to inquire more clearly.”

Then, wearing a wet white undershirt, he turned around and left.

Little Golden Snake Zhan Yu immediately became anxious.

He tried his best to crawl forward, and hurriedly said: "I am really your peach blossom! Zhan Yu, Zhan Yu is my real name. I have used many names before, Ling Wenxiao, Lin Yunsheng, Zhang Dazhuang, Yan...these The name, Ah Shan, look, I remember it all! I really am your peach blossom!"

Ye Shan paused and continued to walk forward.

Little Golden Snake felt a little wronged, but when he thought of the past, he didn't remember anything, but his Ye Shan remembered everything, but he could only watch the grievances he suffered when he completely lost his memory, his grievances, Immediately it was nothing.

So he mustered up his courage, and continued: "Also, Ah Shan, have you forgotten? I also made a snake before. It was also a...golden snake. You were a mermaid back then with a golden tail. I, I don’t see you crying the most on weekdays, but... At that time, I liked you crying the most. I even kept all the pearls you cried out and picked the big ones to make a string of beads You like that string of beads, don't you?"

Little Golden Snake couldn't help thinking of the past, dreaming wildly.

Ye Shan paused for three breaths, but continued walking.

Little Golden Snake Zhan Yu was really in a hurry.

I couldn't help but said loudly: "I still have two penises! Two! Big ones! Heavy long swords!"

Ye Shan: "..."

Ye Shan: "..."

He finally turned around silently.

The little golden snake Zhan Yu couldn't help being happy, and said cheerfully and a little shyly: "Ashan, don't worry, I will find a way to transform soon. Wait, when I transform, I, I will definitely let you..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw his Ah Shan sighed lightly, and then spoke quietly.

"Even if you have two heavy long swords, what's the use?" Ye Shan shook his head slightly at the little golden snake, and said quietly, "Your whole body is extremely poisonous, even if you think about it in human form, your whole body is extremely poisonous. so……"

Please tell him quickly, this little poisonous snake is not his peach blossom!

He didn't want a peach blossom that was extremely poisonous all over his body!

What is he going to do with such peach blossoms?want!Come!what!use!

Little Golden Snake Zhan Yu: "..."

QAQ, what his family Ah Shan said is so reasonable, he actually thinks that even if he is his family Ah Shan's peach blossom, but with this poisonous body... Yes!what!use!

The author has something to say: System: QAQ, why did the system fail to follow into this world?

Cough cough, and, even though it’s been a few minutes since June [-]st, I still...sent two lollipops to the little angel~~ Well, let’s imagine, big, lollipops~~