Not Human Every Time [Quick Transmigration]

Ye Shan hugged the fish's tail and thought about it for a while, but he couldn't figure out why.

As a last resort, I had to release the system from the small dark room and ask what was going on with it.

System: "..." The host shut down the system for half the day and one night, and now you release the system, and ask what happened to the system last night?Host, have you forgotten that last night, this system was knocking wooden fish all night in a small dark room?

#Host won't your conscience hurt if you make such unreasonable troubles? #

It's a pity that the system slandered for a long time in its heart, and finally, afraid of the threat of many viruses behind the host, it could only speak aggrievedly: "Back to the host, this system, this system needs time to calculate the data and check the news."

So, host, just wait!

Who told you to shut down the system for such a long time?

Ye Shan: "...Okay."

In fact, he sometimes feels that other people's systems are powerful and domineering. When he wants to order his host to do something, he just needs to issue a task. Generally, he will issue a rewarding optional task for small things, and simply issue mandatory tasks for major events. Task, the host will be punished if he doesn't work!

Those systems must be living better than his family's system... At least, they still seem to be very happy and carefree.

Gee.

very pitiful.

Maybe, he should be better with his system...

As for what to do...

"Or," Ye Shan thought for a while, and discussed with his family's system very kindly, "Or, in the future, I won't force you into a small dark room, but as long as I let the virus see Look at you, you...just lock yourself in the little dark room, okay? Well, wait...after I finish my work here, the virus will leave automatically. When you see it, just shut yourself in the little dark room Come out, okay?"

He didn't have to close the system, but the system honestly claimed to be the most peaceful.In a harmonious, clean and pure system, filthy things are the least to be seen, but as long as Ye Shan is with his peach blossoms... those filthy things are unavoidable at all.

If he hadn't turned off the system, it is estimated that the system would actually chant sutras in his head and knock the wooden fish...

And at that time, his body was still doing such filthy things with him...

Thinking about it this way, Ye Shan could not help but shudder.

He felt that if the system really didn't close its own little black room at that time, and was still chanting scriptures in its own head... Ye Shan could only silently let the virus go out again to shut down the system.

System: "..." #It is the hehe it or hehe #

With such a host, it is really not moved at all, okay?

Ye Shan and the system continued to scribble for a while, and the troubled system wanted to jump and was afraid of being locked up in a dark room, so Ye Shan let the system go with satisfaction.

Only then did he continue to think about the... awkward feeling he felt when he just woke up.

What's wrong with it?

He was trying to nibble on his fish tail and think, when he felt dizzy for a while——he was being hugged by his peach blossoms again.

His peach blossoms were slightly coaxing his earlobes, and he was looking at him tenderly and intently.

It's just that in the eyes, subconsciously, because of habit, there is a sense of the compassion of a holy monk.

Ye Shan: "..." He seemed to remember that weird feeling.

That weird feeling, like... the one before him.Ye made spring because of the fruitless yearning for spring.It's like a dream... It's just that he is not a human body after all, so there is no reaction in his body, so he didn't suddenly remember it until he saw such a peach blossom.

Because his current peach blossoms are like... just waking up from a good dream.And in that good dream, his peach blossom must have gone to do those dirty things again.

It was only when Ye Shan saw Taohua's face glowing with peach blossoms that he... remembered what happened.

But, he is obviously just a demon in books now?How can I have such a dream?Moreover, the most important thing is, if he really had such a dream, how could he not remember it at all?It's just that after waking up, I feel something is wrong, and I'm also a little...happy?

Ye Shanshi couldn't help but hugged the fish's tail again and started to chew.

Monk Wuye saw it, and couldn't help but said: "This time, the little monk also asked people to find some books related to cooking. When the time comes, the little monk will make it himself... small dried fish for the benefactor to eat."

After all, Monk Wuye has been a monk for more than ten years, and he never eats meat or fish.Although it is possible to cook meat dishes now, no one will eat them after cooking, so he has never learned meat dishes.He just wanted to read more of those books now, and after he got out of the valley, there would be a place for him to practice.Some people also tried the dishes after practicing.

In this way, when his goblin turns into a human form in the future, he can make it for the goblin to eat.

And then I have to ask a little harder, this little dried fish is really... better than that string of beads?Even if it is really better than that string of beads, then... is it better than the little monk?

The two of them just separated a piece of paper and looked at each other for a long time, until they blushed and their heartbeats accelerated, and then they turned their eyes away.

——What's the use of blushing again?But they couldn't pierce this thin layer of paper.

qaq.

Life still has to go on.

After a few days, Ye Shan discovered that his peach blossom came back mysteriously from outside, holding a black pearl string in his hand.

These black pearls are all arranged from small to large.

It's like... When Ye Shan was a mermaid, his peach blossoms made the string of pearls that were turned from tears!

Or special ♂ special ♂ purpose ♂ beading!

Ye Shan couldn't help but widened his eyes.

His peach blossom was still sitting in front of him, and then he took off the beads around his neck, compared it with the string of pearl beads for a while, and then smiled at him.

"Benefactor, which one do you like?"

Ye Shan: "..."

#Always feel that there seems to be something wrong#

Then he heard a cautious reply: "I like...you."

This answer should be... very good and powerful, right?

Sure enough, Monk Wuye's black eyes lit up, he picked him up, and rubbed his face on the page of the book.

"The little monk also likes the donor. Only the donor."

That night, the leafless monk finally dreamed of his little fairy again.

He didn't know whether the dream was true or not, and he didn't know if the dream had any rules, which day he could dream of, and which day he couldn't. He could only think about it and hope for it every day. , This is the third time the dream came.

This time, as soon as he fell into a dream, he saw the little goblin hiding in a big furnace.

Monk Wuye was startled, looked up at the big furnace, and found that maybe it wasn't that the furnace had grown bigger, but that he had become smaller, as small as his goblin. The stove is huge.

However, that is not important.

Monk Wuye stepped up slowly, wandering around inside the big furnace, looking for his little fairy.

Because he heard, his goblin seemed to be crying.

Crying is still very sad.

Monk Wuye felt distressed when he heard it.

He felt that if he found out who was such an abominable little goblin who bullied him, he would definitely kill him!

Well, before killing him, he will use all means, and the tortured party regrets it!

Monk Wuye thought so, and walked out of the cauldron.

He seemed to have walked for a long time before finally finding his little fairy.

His goblin changed his face again this time, the fish tail disappeared, but the meow ears and meow tail reappeared.

Monk Wuye felt that he liked it and was funny at the same time.

His goblins, as if in his dreams, always take on various forms.

It made him fall in love with it even more, wishing to bring all the things his little fairy liked to his little fairy.

No matter how much energy he needs to spend on that thing.

Monk Wuye didn't care at all.

He even thought that he really liked it if he liked it like this.

Like that Qin Fu, who talked about how much he liked Chu Tianbi, but killed more than three hundred members of her clan.

If it is revenge, it is only the head of the evil, but Qin Fu wants to kill all his enemies.

In the end, if it wasn't for Chu Tianbi's dedication to him, Chu Changge's inability to resist, and his healing blood, if he didn't like Chu Tianbi's wholeheartedness, he would never have left these two people behind.

So, to put it bluntly, the only person Qin Fu really loves and likes is himself.

Even if someone insisted that it was a kind of true love, Monk Wuye could only sneer and thought, even if he was born of Qin Fu and Chu Tianbi, he couldn't admit it at all.

And no matter who Qin Fu likes, as long as the other party is not stupid, he will never be willing to accept this kind of weird liking.

Except Chu Tianbi.

Except for that stupid woman who doesn't know it.

Monk Wuye had no love or hatred for Chu Tianbi, and when he thought of her now, he just suddenly thought of the news from Wangchuan Villa, but he didn't know that Chu Changge should have rendered her healing blood useless to Qin Fu.Under such circumstances, it is unknown whether Qin Fu will use the blood of his "true love" Chu Tianbi to save him...

Monk Wuye raised his eyebrows slightly when he thought of this, but he stopped thinking about it.

He just walked slowly towards his goblin.

His goblin is still crying.

Monk Wuye actually likes to see his little fairy cry, but he only likes his little fairy in bed.In the matter of being "bullied" by him, no matter how hard he cried, he was still happy in his heart.But now, obviously he hasn't done anything yet, and his little goblin is crying so sadly there, Monk Wuye couldn't help the pain in his heart.

"The benefactor is crying? But who bullied the benefactor?" Monk Wuye walked up to his little goblin, squatted down, couldn't help stretching out his hand, and wiped the tears that were streaming down his face for the little goblin, "No If you tell this little monk, no matter who it is, this little monk will definitely avenge you and make him regret coming to this world for the rest of his life!"

Unexpectedly, his little goblin stopped crying, raised his face, saw that it was him, immediately stretched out his hand, and opened his arm.

"Bad guy! Bad guy, you bullied me, and you still want to be a good person!" The little fairy Ye Shan cried into a cat face, and said fiercely, "It's you! It's you who bullied me! Then go help me!" I have revenge! Go! Revenge! Remember! Help me avenge twice as much!"

Monk Wuye was startled, and it took a long time to raise the little fairy's face again, coaxing him with a more gentle tone for a long while, and then tentatively asked: "The benefactor said, it was the little monk... who bullied the benefactor? But he didn't know, Little monk, where did you bully the benefactor? The little monk recently lost his head, but he forgot about it."

Little fairy Ye Shan's eyes widened, as if he couldn't believe it.

Afterwards, he immediately jumped up from the ground, a pair of meow ears, and the meow tail behind him all stood up.

He pointed at Wuye Monk and said, "Forgot? Forgot? You bullied me like this! How can you forget? You, how can you be so bad, so bad..."

As he spoke, his big eyes turned red again.

Tears also fell down one by one.

It's like you don't need money.

Monk Wuye felt even more distressed.

He was about to step forward and say that it was all his fault—although he didn't know what was wrong with him, but his little fairy was bullied so miserably and cried so sadly in a place he didn't know, How could he be willing?As long as the little goblin doesn't cry like this, he is willing to say anything and do anything.

But before he could open his mouth, he saw his little goblin suddenly start to pull the plain robe on his body.

While pawing, he added: "Didn't you forget? I'll let you see if you bullied me, made me, made me suffer like this... woo..." As he spoke, tears rolled down his face. It began to fall one by one.

The leafless monk's eyes were fixed on his little fairy's body.

Until his little goblin stripped himself clean, pointed at his little chirp and said angrily: "Look! This, what kind of lock is this. Fine ring, did you get it for me by a scoundrel! Said to let me meditate and clear my heart, hum! Don’t you just don’t want to sleep with me? Get me this lock. Fine. Ring, it makes me... so bitter, so bitter... Even the spring that sleeps with you. Dream. Don’t dare to do it. Tell me, are you bad? Should you hit me?”

The little goblin, Ye Shanzheng, focused on scolding the villain in front of him for causing him so much suffering, but unexpectedly the villain's hand had already been placed where it shouldn't be, and then he spoke hoarsely.

"Yes, it's the little monk's fault. However, knowing the mistakes can make things better. Why don't you help the benefactor get this thing off right now, and then..." Sleep with the benefactor again and taste the benefactor's wish?

Even if he can't really do it, then he still has a way to use other methods to make his little fairy... happy and happy, and then reach the ultimate bliss.

……

When Ye Shan woke up the next day, he felt a little silly.

The two times before, he just had some feelings.But this time, it seemed that he... had really dreamed about it.

Still, the whole process.

In the dream, he seemed... more stupid than he is now!

Feeling dizzy, I can't tell the difference between this and that, but still... being bullied by his peach blossoms, I cried for a long time.

Ye Shan couldn't help covering his face, a little embarrassed, a little shy, and a little...excited.move!

System: "..." It just wanted to tell the host about its inspection results.

Ye Shan: "Say!"

System: "It should be because the host's main body is called martial arts cheats this time, but it is actually the dragon. Spontaneous formation of other attributes is also unknown."

Therefore, based on its omnipotent system, its host probably... has the ability to enter other people's dreams.

Of course, it is limited to being a dragon in this life.Positive.The host of the graph.

Ye Shan: "..."

The system thought that the host was afraid, so he comforted him: "Of course, even if it is a dream, the host can only enter the dream of those who wait for the host to enter his dream and meet him every day. And it is not possible to enter the dream every night. So..." The host shouldn't have to worry too much.

Ye Shanshan blushed even more.

So, he can't fall into his peach blossom dream every night, can he?

What a pity.

System: "..." It's really, it's useless to worry about that!

On the other side, Monk Wuye had already taken care of himself, and with a smile on his lips, he walked up to Ye Shan.

Like, steal.Like a fishy cat.

Who would have guessed that last night instead of being a cat, he bullied a cat.

The bullied person was very happy, and the bullied meow...Although she cried, she cried with joy.