Not Human Every Time [Quick Transmigration]

Although Ye Shan really thought that his little peach blossom should be beaten, and even more that he should be beaten when he kindly released little peach blossom from time to time to play for a long time before, but Ye Shan finally saw that little peach blossom had another manic attack At that time, I finally sighed in my heart.

Forget it, Xiao Taohua is so pitiful, her age...it's time to have that kind of thought, and use those two albums to lure her.There is nothing wrong with confusing him.

After all, according to the God-planted bloodlines of this world.From the point of view of the matching method, in addition to the human form, people... can really use the Shenzhi body to communicate.match...

Although Ye Shan knew in his heart that he probably couldn't accept this matter, but he obviously had no reason and position to refuse his love to accept and absorb the knowledge related to this matter.

Yes, it is like that.

System: "Hehe."

Ye Shan: "...Didn't you go to chant scriptures?"

系统：“数据是无所不在的。”尤其它周围还围绕了一圈的病毒1、2、3、4、5等，就算它不想知道，那些病毒也不愿意啊。

After all, if those viruses don't want their host to be unhappy in any way, and they don't want them to be seen by the host as the party of "evil forces", at the same time, the last thing those viruses want is that the host needs to use new There is no way to try the "communication. Happiness" thing, so it is inevitable to launch this system to prevent the host from trying this novelty.

System: "..." This system is also very helpless.

It's a pity that even if helpless, the system can only say in a serious manner: "If the host really doesn't understand these... flowers and plants. It's the best way, why not give up temporarily. After all, the target of the host's strategy has always been obsessed with the host. As long as the host is not willing to come The target of the host strategy will definitely not force the host to do such...dirty things."

Ye Shan originally thought so too.

After all, some bottom lines really cannot be broken.

Although in the past when he was a mermaid, he had a good time in the water with Peach Blossom who turned into a dragon, but at that time they were all half-human and half-beast, they were all the same, and he... barely accepted it.

But later, in the world where he became a little monster, his peach blossom was an octopus, and Ye Shan never allowed his peach blossom to use its body and his blah blah... After all, the body of an octopus is Eight-clawed octopus, Ye Shan became at that time.After the human form, how can you accept this?Naturally, he refused without hesitation.

Although in that life, every morning when he woke up, he would find himself hugged by a pink octopus...

Similarly, in this life, although Ye Shan can understand that his peach blossoms long for flowers and plants.However, Ye Shan couldn't even understand the most basic "Shen Zhijie Spring. Palace. Picture". Ye Shan was very broken in his heart and a little desperate. In fact... I have really decided not to do this.

How can it be done?

He really can't even understand those pictures.

What will he do when his peach blossoms come to deceive him?

Might as well not do it.

It's a pity that the system just came to persuade him, and said that kind of thing is a "dirty" thing.

How is it "dirty"?

Obviously that is a very sweet thing!

Ye Shan's face darkened, and he immediately said: "Why can't I do it? Just because Taohua loves me so much, do I have to let Taohua do things against my will? It's fine if Taohua doesn't like it, since he likes it so much, Moreover, he actually became an adult at the age of 16. Now because I waited for another two years, I couldn't help but find those pictures to hook me up. He treats me so well, why can't I think more about him? And, and……"

Moreover, Ye Shan pondered for hundreds of years in his previous life, and finally figured it out in this life.

For him, he and his peach blossoms have gone through several lives, and every time it is his peach blossoms, although Ye Shan in each life is actually quite...comfortable, because his peach blossoms have different personalities in each life. They are all different, but when it comes to that kind of thing, it is really... gentle when it should be gentle, tough when it should be tough, and affectionate.There is love when it is fun.Interesting, it should be... Ye Shan really has no dissatisfaction, but perhaps he has lived too long, of course he will have other ideas.

For example, pressing his peach blossoms on his body.Down.

Unfortunately, for him, he and his peach blossoms have gone through several lives, but for his peach blossoms, each life is the first time they met and fell in love for the first time, and peach blossoms will naturally want to be there for a while.Although the time limit for this period of time is a little long, it has grown to a full lifetime...

However, this life is different from the others.

In this life, Ye Shan and his Peach Blossom Qu Liyou will have two forms, one is a divine plant form, and the other is a human form.

Ye Shanshan began to think about it in his heart. If he discussed with Qu Liyou who was raised by him, um, when he was in the form of Shenzhi, he was in charge of Qu Liyou, then he could discuss it with Qu Liyou. , when it comes to the human form, it will be up to him to decide...

It seems that such a business is not impossible.

Ye Shan thought about it, and couldn't help laughing strangely in his consciousness.

system:"……"

System: "..." It's not that the system doesn't live up to expectations, it's that its host's head is full of filth, and it really can't stop it even if it wants to.

Viruses: "Hehe."

So the system was shut down in the small black room again.

Moreover, this time it was completely locked in, and no news from the outside world could be received.

System: "..." Sure enough, it still needs to recite sutras.

Amitabha, good is good.

Ye Shan was only smiling consciously at first, but when he smiled, he couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips—even though he is still a piranha and has no human form, it can still make people feel his good mood .

So, Qu Liyou, who was crushed under the flowers again because of the illness and now finally awake, couldn't help but whispered: "Uncle villain, what are you laughing at? Are those two, those two picture books good? You all... ...Do you understand?"

Qu Liyou couldn't help but blushed a little bit and her heart beat.

Although he had practiced these few words hundreds of times in private before, he was still a little shy when he said them.

Qu Liyou knew since she was a child that when she grew up, she wanted to be his uncle's daughter-in-law, but, but, being a daughter-in-law is also different.

What Qu Liyou wanted to do was to be very nice to his bad-ass uncle on weekdays, and then, in a certain way, to be able to completely control the bad-ass uncle's emotions... a bad wife.

He thought that as long as he could satisfy his bad-ass uncle to his satisfaction in other respects, and then only reversed in that matter, the bad-ass uncle would not be unwilling.

After all, he is now a three-hundred-clawed withered vine, and will be a thousand-clawed withered vine in the future!

He has so many withered vines and so many hands, which will surely make his bad guy uncle very happy and happy!

Thinking of the hundreds of copies of "Privates of Tentacle Plants and His Daughter-in-law" that he had collected in private.Qu Liyou couldn't help his blood boil because of the collection of "Secret Two and Three Things" series of books.

He's a tentacle monster, with far more tentacles than the tentacle monster in that series of tentacle plant atlases.

He's sure to please his badass uncle... terrific.

As long as his badass uncle wants to... be down there.

However, this matter does not seem to be very difficult.Because although the villainous uncle is always cruel and cold to him on weekdays, Qu Liyou knows in his heart that the villainous uncle still likes him very much, otherwise he would not often coax him to sing to him, nor would he let him spend the whole day Chirping by his side like an annoying sparrow, staying by his side, not to mention occasionally touching him with flowers—as if kissing him.

As Qu Liyou thought about it, her face became even redder.

Bad guy uncle, isn't it... very bad.

Qu Liyou was feeling a little dizzy thinking about messy things when he heard his villainous uncle speak.

"...It's so simple, so it won't be difficult for me." Ye Shan hesitated because of those two books.He really didn't understand the picture book that came with it.But in order to prove that he is a well-informed old monster who has lived for more than a thousand years, Ye Shan still said such an ambiguous sentence, then coughed and said, "Although you were given to me by your father and queen Daughter-in-law, but you and I are both men, so it’s fine if you and I are not married yet. In the future, if you and I get married, when we do that kind of thing, we have to discuss the issue in advance Just do it."

Qu Liyou was startled for a moment, and then his eyes widened in surprise.

Ye Shanqing coughed, and then continued: "Although I am many years older than you, I can't completely ignore your thoughts. I have already thought about it. In the future, after you and I get married, we will be together in a divine posture... At the time, everything is up to you, I... I will try my best to listen to you. However, "wait until it becomes.When you are in human form, you have to listen to me.

Ye Shan hadn't finished speaking when Qu Liyou rushed over to hug him, and began to kiss his petals non-stop.

"Uncle, don't worry, I will make you happy. Whether it is in the form of a god or a human, uncle, I will make you happy and happy, and I will never regret the choice I made today." Qu Liyou immediately said "From now on, Liyou is my uncle's daughter-in-law on weekdays. It's just for mating. When mating, my uncle is Liyou's daughter-in-law."

"Daughter-in-law, Liyou will definitely hurt you very much." Countless slender and soft things suddenly popped out of Qu Liyou's body.The soft branches began to entangle the piranha from the flower to the stem, as if to control the piranha as a whole, "Look, daughter-in-law, I have many, many tentacles, and I have learned a lot... And the pose, my daughter-in-law will definitely make you very happy with today's decision. I, I'm really happy! Well, how about, let's try today, shall we? Although uncle hasn't transformed yet, but the one of Shen Zhi's body, I can do it too. Didn’t uncle learn it too? Let’s...try.”

At the end, Qu Liyou's voice became hoarse.

Ye Shan: "..." Try a ghost!

And, did he really mean that just now?

Obviously he wanted to be fair, he listened to Qu Liyou in the state of Shen Zhi, but in the state of human form, Qu Liyou had to obey him.

How fair it is.

There will be no quarrels in the future.

How come his little Peach Blossom has already reached a conclusion on this matter with great excitement before he finished speaking!

And the conclusion is still, he will always be below!

Why?

System: "Hehe."

Take your time.If you turn the words around, let’s first say that you have become.Things after the human form, let alone the state of the gods, if the target of the host strategy is not there is no chance to catch it.Have you caught the loophole in your words?

As for now... Hehe.

I wish the host all the best for himself, and then... be suppressed for life after life.

Viruses: "Well." Seconded.

Ye Shan: "..."

But now, the flying system is not the most important thing, the most important thing is...

"...Don't kiss! You haven't married yet. Anyway, this kind of thing will be discussed after we get married..."

"That bad uncle, do you really listen to me from now on? When you are mating, you will be my daughter-in-law?"

"……no!"

"Then continue..."

"Well, I mean, it's... not impossible..."

In life, there are always trade-offs, right?

With great difficulty, Ye Shan untied his own flowers from those vines.Tied and saliva came back after being rescued, thinking silently.

Perhaps, he will be able to counterattack successfully next time?

Anyway, they haven't used human form yet.Right?

The author has something to say: System: Hehe. #Q: Which one is better at self-deception?Answer: The host is the strongest! #Oye