Not Human Every Time [Quick Transmigration]

"Then, kiss. Kiss will work."

Qu Liyou obviously looked pitiful, but his eyes looked at Ye Shan expectantly and apprehensively, afraid that Ye Shan would not allow it.Obviously he was suddenly adopted by Ye Shan, lest the person who adopted him would not like him or feel insecure if he abandoned him.

Ye Shan: "...Then, fine."

But after agreeing, Ye Shan thought silently, he really wanted to kiss, but here comes the problem, he is a tall man-eating flower now, how on earth would he kiss a little Douding?

Then Ye Shan saw that Qu Liyou's eyes lit up, and he began to hug his four piranha petals and kiss them one by one.

Ye Shan: "..." Do you want to tell Xiao Taohua that none of the four petals is his face, all of them are his hands and feet...

System: "Hehe. Then the host wants to tell the host the target, the flower the host has been stepping on. The place where the stamen is, is the host's... face?"

Ye Shan: "...!!!" This stupid system that made him want to grab him and beat him up!Didn't you see that he had exhausted all his energy to forget about this terrible thing?Why do you still have to pop out to remind him!

It's time to fight!

Sprinkle salt on the whip and whip!

smoke.After that, sprinkle honey on the wound and put ants!

Add another drop.wax and wood.horse!

System: "..." Forget the whip honey ants in front, drop.wax.Wood.Horse or something... Is that what the system thinks?

Sure enough, a mule can't turn into a horse wherever it goes.

Its host will accidentally get dirty no matter what it is!

A bunch of yellow stuff in my head!

Not quiet at all!

It's not at all like the host's pure-hearted, glamorous, noble and clean face!

Ye Shan: "...I can't help it. Pure heartedness, glamorousness, glamorousness, nobleness, and cleanliness can't make me happy. I only do things that make me happy."

System: "..." No, Master Host, you don't have to continue talking, this system doesn't want to listen to it at all!one!point!All!No!

On the one hand, Ye Shan continued to speak faintly in his consciousness with the glamorous elegance of a high-ranking piranha.

"In this world, the only thing that can make me happy is doing love... doing things."

system:"……"

System: "...hehehe."

Why does the host need to add the second half of the sentence?Even if it is added, as the host's brain-attached system, it clearly knows that the second half of the sentence is just a false statement under the hypocrisy of the host!

Ye Shan didn't feel the slightest embarrassment of being exposed.

He felt that he didn't think about those dirty things right now, he was very clean and pure, so he was very happy.

What he is doing now is what he loves to do.

For example, try to make yourself shorter, so that you can "lay" on the ground, looking at Xiao Taohua who looks like a little bean, wiping sweat, holding the small shovels, machetes, pots, and kitchen knives he gave Xiao Taohua, etc., He began to be busy hunting, chopping firewood, cooking, cooking, grilling, and driving away butterflies and bees as he asked. He was so busy that he only occasionally showed a silly smile at the piranha monster , thinking in my heart that I should be more diligent and more diligent, and then I can ask this bad guy uncle for candy after work, um, candy is sweet and delicious, and kisses are also sweet.

You can also ask for a few kisses.

Uncle Badass has four petals... well, he can kiss four!

very good.

Thinking of this, Qu Liyou worked harder.

He was born with the blood of the gods, and he was born with a stronger body than ordinary children. Now that he has come down in the Jude Forest, his body is even stronger because of the abundant aura in the deepest part of the Jude Forest.I don't feel tired doing these ordinary jobs.

As for hunting and the like, because his god-planted bloodline is a hundred-clawed withered vine, after avoiding the sight of the bad guy uncle, he turns into a pile of "withered grass" and can catch many small animals, and he can also use his own I slaughtered the small animals on the spot, bled the small animals to remove the internal organs, and then turned them into human shapes, put these things in the storage ring, and ran to the villain uncle with a cute face The cute look started to cook for the villain uncle!

Qu Liyou is still young, and he can't eat too much now, not to mention that what he likes most in his heart is actually eating sweets and kisses, so now he cooks more than a dozen animals according to the recipe given by the bad guy uncle. For Uncle Badass.

After all, the villainous uncle is a piranha.

If you want the cannibal flower to not eat people, you must feed the cannibal flower uncle some other meat.

Otherwise, what if one day the villainous uncle eats him up...

Ye Shan just looked at Xiao Taohua, sometimes happy, sometimes excited, sometimes sneaky.It turned into a pile of "dead grass" to catch the prey and thought he couldn't see it for a while, and the sad little face was wrinkled like a little old man... I was very happy to watch.

"Look, this is something that makes me happy." Ye Shanmei said to the system in her mind, "But this thing is not dirty at all! It has no color at all! It is not abnormal at all!"

This is something he is very confident about.

System: "Hehe."

To be confident or something, the host waits and then speaks.

Then it silently reminds the host.

"Ding! After system detection, the parents and two older sisters of the host's target in this life are about to arrive at the host's sphere of influence, and will soon find the host's target."

Ye Shan didn't feel anything about it.

Come and come.

When he was watching the plot, he knew that Qu Liuli had seen his original body and smelled the fragrance of flowers from his original body.And Qu Liuli is an exceptionally intelligent and cautious person, so when she suddenly smelled the same fragrance of flowers from Qu Youhuang, she must have been shocked, and then checked carefully.

After all, the original body of the piranha back then was only for the descendants of old friends who came to see him to get out of the Jue Ming forest safely, so he attached his flower fragrance to them, and that flower fragrance was faint, waiting for them to walk out of the Jue Ming forest After the forest, the fragrance of flowers will dissipate.

But Ye Shan's fragrance of flowers on Qu Youhuang's body can last for four or five days. Qu Liuli will find out sooner or later, and then find clues to find him.

It's just that Ye Shan didn't expect that in this life, Little Peach Blossom has a few relatives who treat him sincerely.

To find out, in previous lives, Xiao Taohua seldom met someone who treated him so well, but every time there were many disasters, as if... was cursed.

Thinking of this, Ye Shan couldn't help frowning.

It's just that before he had time to think about it, he discovered that Xiao Taohua's relatives had already entered.into his sphere of influence.

The emperor of Shennong Kingdom knew that this man-eating flower was the "ancestor" of the queen's natal family, and also heard that the "ancestor" that Qu Liuli said should not be a bad person, and would not attack their young son, so When approaching Ye Shan, the guards and hidden guards were kept outside, and the emperor and empress, the eldest princess and the second princess entered Ye Shan's sphere of influence alone.

Ye Shan was very satisfied with this.

He thought in his heart, it seems quite reliable, he can have a good talk with them in a while, and then... Let them leave their son and leave!

His little peach blossom, Ye Shan thought, should be raised by him.

How can it be handed over to others?Even if the other party is Xiao Taohua's parents.

Thinking of this, Ye Shan felt a little guilty.

Then he silently looked at Little Peach Blossom who was squatting there, fanning the meat with a small fan, or kept fanning the fires of more than a dozen small stoves piled with bricks, and suddenly had a feeling in his heart. A not-so-good premonition.

Sure enough, he heard an exclamation.

"Li You! What are you doing?"

The queen loves her son eagerly, she saw her son at a glance, and before she could be happy, she saw her son's face was ashen, and he was working hard to fan the stove, and then immediately ran to fan the other stove, and at the same time he couldn't I forgot about other stoves... So I ran around like this, and I didn't even have time to rest for a while.

The queen thought of the few children in her family who had suffered such hardships except in cultivation, subconsciously cried out, and couldn't help but went forward to hug the youngest son and cry.

Fortunately, the emperor grabbed her immediately, and then pulled her forcefully, and with his two daughters, he knelt down to Ye Shan.

Ye Shan: "..." Well, no matter you want to address father-in-law, mother-in-law, father-in-law, aunt or sister-in-law, you shouldn't kneel down to me.

So Ye Shan wanted to stretch out his spikes to help these people up.

As a result, just as his spikes stretched out, he heard several people shouting in unison.

"Ancestor!"

Ye Shan who retracted instantly under the sharp thorn: "..."

#abuse.What the hell is it when someone else's son is discovered and the other party kneels down and calls him ancestor#

Qu Liyou also tilted his head and glanced this way, and then he said pleasantly: "Father, queen, elder sister and second sister, don't kneel down to the naughty uncle! Come and help me cook! The naughty uncle has been hungry all day long. I haven't eaten at night, and I have to cook for the bad guy, and the bad guy will give me candy!" Well done, it's possible to let kiss!

The empress, Qu Zhixiao, and Qu Liuli stiffened instantly.

Badass uncle?

What is this called?

The four of them looked at the ancestor of the piranha lying on the ground in unison.

Old Ancestor Ye Shan: "...Let's get up."

All four were startled.

Qu Liuli had seen the original body of the piranha, so she was pleasantly surprised when she heard the words: "Old Ancestor, are you really enlightened?"

In the past, the piranha did not take form. In fact, it was because the piranha had only opened up a little intelligence, and could only feel good, evil, and familiar auras. It could neither move nor actively cultivate, let alone speak. .

Now that Ye Shan is here, of course the Piranha can take the initiative to cultivate, and it can cultivate the human form in advance, and of course its spiritual wisdom is fully opened.

Ye Shan nodded inscrutablely, and said "Yes", looked at Xiao Taohua who was still busy, and then looked at Xiao Taohua's family members who looked worried but could only look at Xiao Taohua from the corner of their eyes. Neng reflected silently for a while, then said: "Let's get up. I happen to have something to discuss with you." After a pause, he said, "Well, you all help Li You cook for me first, and wait for me to eat , let’s talk about other things.”

The empress and the two princesses: "..."

Sure enough, because their family is not a flower, the only Qu Liuli who looks like a flower is also a Liuli flower, so the ancestor of the cannibal flower really doesn't like them very much!

look!Their little son/little brother is only so young, and now he is being tossed there to work, his face is black and he is in a hurry!

However, the ancestor was able to save Qu Liyou's life and did not swallow Qu Liyou as a snack, which made them grateful enough, so the four of them kowtowed to Ye Shan again, saying, "Thank you, ancestor Grace for taking care of Liyou", then stood up and started to help Qu Liyou with cooking.

——The old ancestor has a weird temper, and said that he needs to eat before talking about things, how dare they neglect?

Of course, let this old ancestor eat first before talking about other things!

It's just that they were reluctant to continue working for such a young Qu Liyou, the empress, Qu Zhixiao and Qu Liuli all started to drive Qu Liyou to rest.

"Liyou, go and rest for a while, let your second sister help you wash your face, and have a good rest. We can do the work here."

"Yeah, Liyou, you're still young, it's fine to work when you grow up."

……

So Qu Liyou found out that he just turned his head and smiled at his father, queen, mother and two sisters, and then he was carried away!

No more access to the dozen or so little stoves he was trying to cook!

Qu Liyou's eyes widened immediately, and then with a "wow", she covered her eyes and pretended to cry.

"No, you can't take Li You's work! Li You has to hunt, chop firewood, cook, cook, barbecue, drive away butterflies and bees, that's why the villainous uncle gives Li You candy, and let Li You kiss! "Qu Liyou pretended to cry very aggrieved, "Father, queen, elder sister, second sister, you all robbed Li You's work, so Li You would have no sweets to eat, and no..."

Kiss.

Qu Liyou thought of the good-looking person he dreamed of last night, and then thought of his two older sisters who were so good-looking, so hardworking and capable, if he was valued by the villainous uncle and stayed as his wife, then, what would he do? ah?Wouldn't his work today be in vain?

How can this be so?

You clearly agreed to be responsible to him, but only to him?

You are not allowed to be responsible to others!

Qu Liyou thought about it, the fake crying turned into real crying, and after crying for a while, he started to drive away his father, queen, mother and sisters, and started to work while sobbing.

How pitiful!

The empress and the two princesses looked silently at the piranha that was still lying on the ground and pretending to be dead.

Ye Shan: "..."

#On how to use two bags of sugar to cheat back a hard-working, down-to-earth child supporter who is especially able to endure hardship#

He also... didn't expect it.

Although, even if he thought about it, he would definitely do it.

Ye Shan was a little embarrassed, thought for a while, and then slowly straightened up his flower stem, turning into that tall piranha again.

The Queen burst into tears.

Why did her youngest son suddenly become the ancestor's foster husband?

And it's still the kind of Tong Yangfu whose main job is child labor, and the part-time job is Tong Yangfu?

Even though they had no blood relationship at all, but, but, the queen couldn't help crying.

Thinking about how the youngest son pushed them all away just now, trying to work there, waiting for sweets and kisses... Really, #生儿不如生肉炒#

All right!