Not Human Every Time [Quick Transmigration]

Princess Yunyang was furious.

After all, she is a member of the royal family. As a princess, she should be cautious in matters related to dragons and phoenixes, but that... bastard, tramples dragons and phoenixes under her feet so grandiosely!

How could Princess Yunyang not be angry?

But, what's the use of being angry all by herself?

Obviously it was the Lantern Festival, and it was still cold winter, and even though he was wearing high-quality leather, the Marquis of Anyang was still covered in cold sweat.

It was all out of fear.

Compared with Princess Yunyang's pride and arrogance as a royal, and Princess Yunyang's belief that Xue Yizhou is a lowly bastard born of a refugee, Marquis Anyang is much more sensible.

He knew that everything was false, and he also knew that there might really be gods, Buddhas and ghosts in this world.

He locked Xue Yizhou in the back house for 17 years. In the yard where Xue Yizhou was locked up, apart from those who are present, the old lady, the step-wife, and other royal family members, of course there is also the Marquis of Anyang himself. people.

In Anyanghou's heart, Xue Yizhou is the son of him and the woman he loves the most no matter what, so naturally he still has to care about it.

Therefore, every few months or years, he would call out his people and ask about Xue Yizhou.

And his people will tell him that Xue Yizhou has always thought of himself as a woman. Although she has a bad temper and too much strength, when she was young, she was able to pick up an annoying mother and throw her out. In the yard, the older ones are, if any servants who don't like them do too much, the "big girl" will throw them out of the yard.

Moreover, the "big girl" is getting older and stronger, and when she is ashamed, at first it hurts people's bones for a few days, but later, every time the "big girl" throws someone, she can throw Some of the bones were broken, and some were even useless ever since.

It's a pity that the masters above only need someone to watch over Xue Yizhou, and they don't really care who is watching over Xue Yizhou. Therefore, after Xue Yizhou is seven or eight years old, although the people in the yard still follow the instructions of "above" He tried his best to "teach Xue Yizhou to be crooked", but he didn't dare to punish or mistreat Xue Yizhou based on his status.

But even so, those people still guarded Xue Yizhou tightly, so that Xue Yizhou was under the supervision and surveillance of those servants almost all the time except for rest at night.

Under such circumstances, how did Xue Yizhou know the boy named Ye Shan?

Moreover, the young man named Ye Shan was able to give Xue Yizhou such a "surprise" in such a generous way. Not only did at least a hundred people open the way for Ye Shan, so that Ye Shan could be in such a crowded place like Lantern Street. He came here on horseback, and even made such a Kongming lantern, not only himself and Xue Yizhou went in together.They entered the basket under the Kongming lantern, and let the white horse, which should be afraid of fire by nature, also step into that basket, and finally let the Kongming lantern carry them to the sky together, and a hundred arrows will not invade.

Even if Marquis Anyang wants to be rational, he can't help but think at this moment, no matter whether Xue Yizhou was really transformed by an evil ghost who was killed by him and Princess Yunyang once, and then reincarnated, but that man named Ye Shan The young man will definitely not be an ordinary person.

Otherwise, how could an ordinary person come up with so many coincidences?

After the people from Anyanghou's mansion and Princess Yunyang searched around, they came forward in shame and reported that none of those who opened the way for Ye Shan and Ye Shan's white horse were found, and Anyanghou became more sure of his conjecture. .

"I didn't find any of them?" Anyang Hou felt that his voice must be trembling slightly, "Then, what about the portraits? Take those people and the portrait of that young man named Ye Shan and look for them. Ask around and have a look. Can you find a clue?"

The leader of the guards who answered the question glanced at Marquis Anyang, then lowered his head and said, "I have already searched for you, but no one has seen Ye Shan, including the guards guarding the city gate. I've seen him before. It's as if... Ye Shan appeared out of thin air."

Apparently, compared to Princess Yunyang and Marquis Anyang who had read books and knew Zibuyu's weirdness, these guards and hidden guards were more shocked by what they saw just now.

Not to mention the others, just that the young man named Ye Shan was able to successfully fly into the sky with the princess' "daughter" and the white horse in the basket under the Kongming lantern, which is beyond the reach of ordinary people .

In this world, where is there anyone who has this ability to go to heaven?

On the contrary, it was the young man who appeared out of nowhere, and easily flew into the sky with one person and one horse.

It's like a fairy who suddenly ascended to the Tao.

Isn't there a saying in the world, "One person attains the Tao and the chicken dog ascends to heaven"?

That horse is the mount of the immortal, so it will naturally ascend; and the "daughter" of the princess... probably is the "wife" that the immortal values. The "daughter" who came to pick up the princess flew up.

If such inferences and evidence do not count.

So, what about the hundreds of arrows he and his brothers shot at the Kongming lantern?

You know, he and his brothers are extremely accurate with arrows, and the Kongming lantern doesn't fly very fast, and it's a huge monster, so it's not difficult to hit it.According to the theory, each of their arrows should be able to hit the lampshade of the Kongming lantern or the basket or the two standing in the basket.

But the fact is that after their arrows were shot, each arrow was bounced off, and then fell gently.

Even if people were occasionally hit by the arrows, they all fell flat and were not hit by the arrows.

In this situation, not to mention those ordinary people, even they all believed that Ye Shan was a fairy who had just been ascended.

At that time, the people knelt down towards the Kongming lantern, and nine out of ten of them, the guards and hidden guards, also knelt down quietly.Even those who resisted and did not kneel down bowed their bodies to show respect.

The leader of the guards was the rare one who didn't believe it at that time.

However, when it was time to start looking for the hundreds of people that Ye Shan had brought, as well as Ye Shan's traces, the head of the guards finally panicked, thinking that Ye Shan might really be a fairy who had just become a fairy. It's just that she admired the "big girl" in the Anyang Hou Mansion, and had an appointment with the "big girl", so she ran back to pick up the "big girl" before flying up.

That's why they couldn't find any news about that fairy, and when they were chasing after the Kongming lantern, the Kongming lantern suddenly disappeared!

Of course it is going to disappear!

Because it is a fairy lamp!

Immortals are leaving, leaving, how can they let mortals like them see it!

I'm afraid that the reason why the fairy didn't do anything to Princess Yunyang who ordered to shoot the arrow was because the person that fairy fell in love with was Princess Yunyang's daughter!

In this case, the people outside who saw what happened with their own eyes, or those who only saw the people on the Kongming lantern, or even their guards and hidden guards, have already fully believed that that Ye Shan is a god!

And the princess' "daughter" has also been picked up by the gods!

As for why the dragon and phoenix were trampled under their feet, this fairy named Ye Shan must have a very high status in the heavenly court, and he must be the one who can use the dragon and phoenix as a mount!Isn't it natural for such a person to trample dragon and phoenix under their feet?

So before the Marquis of Anyang and Princess Yunyang didn't notice, there were already many rumors about the little fairy who fell in love with Princess Yunyang's daughter and brought her to heaven on the Lantern Festival.

Among them, the wedding post was also widely circulated by the world.

Of course, it was also circulated that the little fairy had a unique vision, and the daughter of the princess she fell in love with not only had a man's name, Xue Yizhou, but also had a man's head and bones. The good thing is that Xue Yizhou is very good-looking.

Although it is not as good as that little fairy, it is also more beautiful than most women.

This is a legend with love.The story of color spread quickly, and those tall, big-framed women gradually began to feel proud.

Look, the little god likes this one.What, this girl is not as good as that Xue Yizhou, but you are not a little fairy, are you?

All those who are destined to be so are happy.

Only that was later.

Right now, Princess Yunyang is still in a rage.

She couldn't help being furious.

That bastard not only occupied the position of her own daughter for more than ten years, but also designed his own daughter into the palace for the title of a princess, and made her a concubine for that unfilial, shameless and despicable person. Threat, leaving the Anyang Marquis Mansion, and completely escaping from his control, trampling things related to the royal family such as dragons and phoenixes, no matter how big-hearted Princess Yunyang is, she can't help being furious, and she can't help but rise again. The urge to get that bitch back and kill him!

"You bastard, that's the bastard!" Princess Yunyang murmured, "You bastard who deserves to be hacked into pieces, don't let me catch you back!"

The hidden guards and bodyguards around her were all hidden. Princess Yunyang was sitting in the carriage at the moment, she couldn't help murmuring in a low voice, expressing the dark thoughts in her heart.

The cold sweat from Anyang Hou's shock had not subsided, but now he was covered in cold sweat again, and he couldn't help but shake his hands.Holding Princess Yunyang's hand, he hesitated for a long time, but in the end he didn't tell the "perfect plan" today, and only comforted him in a low voice: "He left as soon as he left. Now, he is walking so wildly, even though he is not filial. Some, but in the end, it can also create momentum for you in the future. I thought it over, and said that the reason why Yizhou and Qingyue changed their identities that day was actually because you dreamed that an immortal talked about this with you, and said: If you can change the identities of the two of you and let Yizhou get a good education, then you will surely achieve great things in the future."

The "big event" that the Marquis of Anyang said actually meant that Princess Yunyang could take the opportunity to overthrow Jinshang, and then let Xue Qingyue's son born in the future inherit the throne.

Although Xue Qingyue is not of royal blood, Xue Qingyue is his daughter.

Marquis Anyang still knew about this matter.

And Xue Qingyue's son, of course, also has the blood of the Anyang Marquis...

Anyang Hou slightly lowered his eyes, feeling that this matter is not impossible.

However, after Princess Yunyang heard this, she had other thoughts in her heart.

Yes, she originally only wanted to let her grandson inherit the royal line.But now it seems that if this fairy chance can fall on her own body, then can the legend of the empress of the past be reproduced in her body?

What's wrong with this?

Besides, her child is also a daughter, so why can't she make a woman emperor?

Perhaps her ambitions could be even greater.

The throne may not be unpredictable.

It's just that even with such a plan and calculation, Princess Yunyang returned to Anyanghou's mansion with Anyanghou, and learned from Anyanghou that the warehouse of Anyanghou's mansion had been stolen.

Not only the treasury of the Marquis of Anyang, but also the private treasury of the Marquis of Anyang, the dowry that Princess Yunyang left in the Hou's mansion, and the dowry of the old lady and stepwife were all stolen.

And the warehouse seemed to have been hollowed out by someone, not even a speck of dust was left.

In this way, the Marquis of Anyang could no longer let Princess Yunyang swear at Xue Yizhou as "bastard". He only held Princess Yunyang's hand, and said in a slightly trembling voice: "Princess, just follow what you and I said in the carriage. Let’s do what we want. We can’t be disrespectful to him anymore.”

Princess Yunyang thought of her daughter who was sent to the palace to be humiliated, and then thought of her own ambition. After weighing it for a long time, she finally sighed: "First, let's do that."

Compared with his own ambition, obviously, his daughter's grievances are nothing.

Presumably, her daughter can understand her motherly kindness.

……

Royal Palace.

After Ye Shan and Xue Yizhou flew on the Lantern Street for a while, they pasted an invisible symbol on the "Kongming Lantern", and controlled the "Kongming Lantern"-style hot air balloon to fly to the direction of the palace and directly to the emperor. In the imperial garden next to the bedroom, it stopped.

Xue Yizhou has been holding Ye Shan's hand tightly.

After Ye Shan realized that he really couldn't enjoy the feeling of putting his lover's hand in his own, he could only let Xue Yizhou hold his hand again like in previous lives. in the palm of your hand.

And still hold it tight.

You can't even earn it.

Ye Shan snorted twice, and said in his heart, let it go, for the sake of my young master's counterattack tonight, if he wants to hold on to his peach blossoms, then hold on to it.

Anyway, tonight he must hold the dominance in his hands!

Xue Yizhou didn't seem to see Ye Shan's thoughts at all, grabbed Ye Shan's hand, watched Ye Shan put the Kongming lantern and white horse into the mustard space, and then smiled slowly: "I also prepared a red candle Happy quilt, and...all kinds of things you and I need tonight. Why don't we pull the emperor off the dragon bed right now?"

Of course, they didn't care about the dragon bed that was slept by that kind of emperor, but they would always be frightened to be in front of the emperor who caused all the disasters to happen in the first place.

Ye Shan thought for a while, stared at Xue Yizhou holding his closed hand for a long time, then straightened his back, and said lightly: "Okay. Let's go."

Then he discovered that no matter how straight his back was, it seemed that his peach blossoms were not as tall and strong...

Ye Shan: "..." Honey.juice sad.

System: "Hehe."

Ye Shan silently ignored the system again, thinking about the good wine he had prepared, and felt that even if he was dizzy by Taohua tonight, at least he could get Taohua drunk!

You know, he has prepared two wine jugs, and the color of the wine in the two jugs looks exactly the same, but the degrees are completely different.

Even if he was really at a loss when the time came, and was dazed by Taohua's sweet words, Ye Shan thought, at least he could use spirits to get Taohua drunk, and then, just do it like this!

Ye Shan thought very beautifully in his heart, but he forgot that there is a kind of person born in this world who can drink too much and never get drunk after a thousand cups.

As for the system, the system said that it has been ignored by the host too many times. According to the data, even if it opens its mouth this time, it will definitely be ignored by the host, so the system silently fell silent and did not tell the possibility of this matter. to the host.

Xue Yizhou held Ye Shan's hand with a smile on his lips.

He was about to have a bridal chamber with his little mirror demon.

They eloped under the watchful eyes and kneeling worship of countless people, and now they are bridal chambers in this lofty emperor's palace. The little mirror demon swore that he would never leave him in this life.

Well, as long as the oath is made, come to think of it, even if he suddenly changes his temper and personality, his little mirror demon should... be able to accept it... right?

Xue Yizhou was a little distressed, but he calmed down immediately.

No matter what, first, go to the bedroom of the dog emperor, then drag him off the dragon bed, and then try to worship the heaven and earth, and make an oath.

Xue Yizhou made up his mind and pulled Ye Shan to walk faster.

It happened that Ye Shan also thought in his heart, anyway, he has those two kinds of spirits, since he has the wine, he must be able to get Xue Yizhou drunk.

After getting drunk, hehe.

So what happens is not up to him?

Even if he "does" well, his peach blossom wakes up and says he has to but will not be angry, and will be very happy to ask him to continue to "do" like this in the future.

The more Ye Shan thought about it, the redder his face became.

The two entered very easily.Entered the emperor's bedroom.

The emperor was laughing out loud.

"Ha! Stupid! Yun Yang is as stupid as she was when she was a child! It's a pity that Yun Yang was protected by so many people when she was a child, she was stupid if she was stupid, and nothing will happen if she is stupid. It's okay now, she has no one to protect her, She was stupid enough to raise a sword to kill her own son! She also called her son a bastard born to a prostitute who rides thousands of people and sleeps thousands of people! Haha, after so many years, I will never be as happy as I am today !"

The emperor was actually younger than Princess Yunyang, but, for some reason, the emperor looked much older than Princess Yunyang, and his body was extremely fat, most of his hair was bald, and his face was full of wrinkles. Obviously very old.

And at the feet of the old emperor, an eunuch and a palace concubine were kneeling.

With a slight wave of the emperor's hand, the eunuch retreated and closed the palace door tightly.

The emperor waved at the concubine: "The real bitch, come here! Serve me!"

The concubine shrank her body and suddenly raised her head, Ye Shancai found out that the concubine was... Xue Qingyue.

Ye Shan slightly widened his eyes.

He obviously didn't know why Xue Qingyue appeared here.

He couldn't help but turned his head to look at Xue Yizhou, only to see that there was no expression on Xue Yizhou's face.

The faint uneasiness in Ye Shan's heart appeared again.

It seems that his peach blossom is not so "virtuous and virtuous".

System: "Hehe." Did the stupid host really find out?

However, is it still too late?

I saw Xue Yizhou smiled lightly at Ye Shan, then took off the invisibility talisman on his body, then strode up to the emperor and Xue Qingyue who was named "Yun promised", and smiled coldly.

Immediately after the two hadn't reacted, they slapped the big dragon bed with a palm.

The dragon bed shattered.

The emperor also fell from the dragon bed to the ground, his eyes widened, he wanted to scream but didn't dare to scream, he looked like a frightened mouse, he didn't have the aura of usurping the throne and killing several emperor brothers in the past.

Xue Qingyue's eyes widened suddenly, and then she turned red and gritted her teeth: "Xue Yizhou..."

She asked herself that she had never hurt Xue Yizhou, why did Xue Yizhou treat her like this?Would it do Xue Yizhou any good to ruin her life like this?

Xue Yizhou glanced back at her, just smiled slightly, and spoke silently.

"The enmity of the previous life."

Xue Qingyue was startled, and the old emperor didn't expect that the boy or girl in wedding dress and red hijab in front of him was actually Xue Yizhou!

Both wanted to say something more, but it was too late.

Xue Yizhou had already taken a step ahead and set the sleeping points of the two of them, then carried them away, thought for a while, turned his head to look at Ye Shan, and said softly: "I'll throw them into the old emperor's warehouse, Ye Lang... just wait for me, I'll be right back."

Then he deftly put the dragon bed into the storage ring, and put away some unpleasant things in the bedroom, and finally put a very good one from the Anyang Hou's mansion. A large and exquisite Babu bed, with a quilt on it, all in bright red colors.

The candles were also replaced with dragon and phoenix candles, which were lit together.

Only then did Xue Yizhou run away with the two people who had passed out.

Ye Shan: "..." What should I do?He felt that his bad premonition was about to come true!

His peach blossom is not the pure, flawless and pitiful peach blossom at all, but a black-bellied peach blossom!

In this case, can he still overwhelm him?

Can the idea of ​​getting the peach blossoms drunk with spirits really work?

Ye Shan sat silently on the paved bed, and at a glance saw the red hijab on the head of the bed that Xue Yizhou had thrown down at some point. After thinking about it, he... threw it out.

The well-behaved and virtuous bride he was looking forward to was gone.

When Xue Yizhou came back, what he saw was the scene of Ye Shan throwing off the red hijab.

He froze for a moment, then immediately picked up the red hijab and put it on his head.

Then, with the red hijab on her head, she suddenly said, "Ye Lang, you haven't worshiped me with me, and you haven't ushered me into the door, removed your hijab, drank a cup of wine, and..." Anniversary candles in the bridal chamber.

After Xue Yizhou finished speaking, he stood still.

He felt that he had stood for a long time, until his hand was getting cold, before he was held hard by the other hand.live.

"I've snatched it back, even if it's different from what I imagined..." Ye Shan pursed his lips, and said firmly in a low voice, "Then try to suppress it."

Perhaps, it can be suppressed successfully?

Only then did Xue Yizhou smile softly, and let Ye Shan lead him, worshiping the sky and the earth, worshiping the bright moon twice, worshiping each other, and making an oath to conclude a marriage contract forever.

Take off the hijab, drink two big jugs of wine, as for the bridal chamber...

"Ashan, you must be tired after running around for half a day. As for the bridal chamber... just let your husband work a little harder. Ashan, you can just lie down and don't need to move. Your husband's waist is very good, and his kidneys are fine. ...is also very good."

"Well……"

"Is Ah Shan willing too? Don't worry, being a husband will definitely make Ah Shan happy in his heart, and his body... will also be happy."

Ye Shan: "..." The young master wanted to say that you changed your face too quickly!Just now I was eating Ye Lang, but now I am Ah Shan!Still, still doing this to him!

It's a pity that Ye Shan failed to get Xue Yizhou drunk, but he was already so drunk that he had no strength to resist and could only let the other party do what he wanted.

The "counterattack plan" that I had been thinking about for so long was completely ruined.

The man's whispers were still ringing in his ears.

"Ashan, are you happy that I treat you like this? Are you happy...Xiao Yizhou?"

Ye Shan thought with his dizzy head, joy.

I couldn't be happier.

But, don't tell you.

The author has something to say: System: Why didn't Huanxi tell him?Is it because the host is shy?No, absolutely not the reason. #My host will not have the function of being shy#

Little Leaf: Hehe.

System: what?

Xiao Yezi: Because if you don’t tell, it means that the other party still has room for improvement.It is to urge him to continue ♂ to continue ♂, to go further ♂, to study in depth ♂ with modesty and prudence... Hehe.

system:……

System: ... Ma Dan!Why is the host of this system so filthy!Is it really impossible to replace someone?

In the end, this is really a chapter that is pure and flawless, Oye~~ Thank you little angels for your reward meow, hug me