Not Human Every Time [Quick Transmigration]

"Xiaosheng Ye Shan, you are being polite here."

Ye Shan imitated the appearance of the scholars he had seen saluting to the ladies, and just bent over and bowed.

He originally thought that his peach blossoms liked him so much, so he was sure to bend over.body, Taohua was about to come forward to help him, and then he hugged him in his arms, and the two talked to each other.

And he can also quickly stabilize himself in the "offensive" position.

It's just that he didn't expect that his peach blossom would not move after he finished saying that sentence.

Ye Shan couldn't help but look up, blinked, only to find that his peach blossoms were staring at his waist... fascinated.

Ye Shan couldn't help but raised the corners of his lips a little proudly, and then thought that he was going to counterattack in this life.

Since you want to counterattack, it doesn't matter whether your waist is thin or soft, what matters is whether you have enough strength, whether your kidneys... are good or not.

So he couldn't help standing up, lowered his slightly shallow voice to make him appear more mature, and said in a low voice: "My lady, don't worry, my waist...is very strong."

Guaranteed to meet the various needs of his peach blossoms.

Xue Yizhou was stunned for a moment, and then he came back to his senses.

His little mirror demon misunderstood.

He wasn't actually looking at the little mirror monster's slender waist just now, but was looking at the little mirror monster's... ass through the little mirror monster's waist.

And in his mind, he fantasized about spanking the ass of this disobedient little mirror demon.

Then, I accidentally lost my mind and lost my mind.

Now that he came back to his senses, he couldn't help but look at his little mirror demon with a smile.

Thinner than him, shorter and more beautiful than him, but she wants to marry him as a wife.

Also emphatically say that the waist is strong...

Xue Yizhou was silent for a while, then stood up suddenly, strode to Ye Shan's side, and then lifted the hem of the skirt suddenly, revealing his waist and long legs.

He intends to let Ye Shan take a look and feel it himself. Does his waist look more reliable than Ye Shan's own?

It's a pity that Ye Shan didn't realize this problem at all.

Ye Shan just widened his eyes, staring at Xue Yizhou's... chest.Ministry looks.

After a while, he spit out a sentence: "Yizhou, didn't you always hang two semicircles before? Why don't you hang it now?"

Is it a sudden awakening of gender awareness?

You know, in the past, except for sleeping at night, Xue Yizhou hung up those two gadgets every day during the day, pretending that the big girl in the Anyang Houfu was not flat-chested...

Xue Yizhou: "..."

He remained silent for a long while, feeling that before the little mirror demon married him, he should not be too violent.Show your true nature, otherwise what should the little mirror demon do if she is too frightened to come and marry him?

So Xue Yizhou sat back again, and put back the lifted skirt, trying to be as "gentle and virtuous" as before, without any oppressive momentum.

He smiled slightly and looked at Ye Shan with liking, admiration, and... admiration.

It's like a real lady raised in a deep boudoir, with wholehearted trust and admiration for a lover who wants to elope with her.

Ye Shan couldn't help scratching his palm.

This is the first time he has met such a "gentle and virtuous" and "well-behaved" peach blossom!

Ye Shan couldn't help thinking, maybe this time, he could really succeed in counterattacking!

Look, how obedient his peach blossom is now.

Like Rapunzel waiting for him to save her.

It really made him happy and distressed.

"If you don't like it, don't wear it in the future." Ye Shan scratched his palms again, as if he was afraid that Xue Yizhou would notice something, and tried to straighten his back, trying to make himself look taller Some said, "When we leave tonight, the sky will be high and the sea will be wide, and no one will be able to find us. At that time, not only the two semicircular things, but also other things, such as pearl hairpin earrings, etc., you Wear what you like, leave what you don’t like, everything is up to you.”

It's just that you want to be my wife, um, and then I counterattack.

Ye Shan silently added the last sentence in his heart.

System: "Have the guts to think in your heart, do you have the guts to say it? Hehe."

Ye Shan: "..." N times shot flying.

Xue Yizhou was startled, he thought that Ye Shan would let him wear women's clothes for a while before telling him the "truth".

did not expect……

He paused, his eyes became more gentle: "I listen to you." After a while, he whispered again, "Ye Lang."

Although it was a little bit like calling Yelang, mocking Yelang's arrogance and delusional counterattack or something.

But Ye Shan shot this idea away in an instant, thinking that the gentle and dedicated peach blossom who was infatuated with him would definitely not laugh at him like this.

And his Peach Blossom must have never seen those erotic pictures. At that time, he only needs to go to the battle to teach his Peach Blossom in person, counterattack or something, how can it be a problem?

So Ye Shanmei thought about it for a while, then sat down beside Xue Yizhou with a snow-coloured face, reached out and touched Xue Yizhou's... big hand.

It was really big, two sizes bigger than his hand.

So, Ye Shan really could only touch it, instead of holding the other person's little hand in his own as he imagined...

System: "Hehe." And, the system felt that the "Ye Lang" was called "Ye Lang".The host's initial thought must be right!

The two had ink stains for a while, until Ye Shan found that he could only hold his "gentle and virtuous" hand with two hands, and finally stopped his movements embarrassingly, and whispered : "Then, do you have a way to get the people in this mansion to let you go out to watch the lanterns? Will they bully you at this time and won't let you go out?"

Ye Shan found that he couldn't hold Xue Yizhou's hand in his palm, and Xue Yizhou also discovered this.

It's just that he was more stable and thoughtful, so after Ye Shan put down his hand embarrassingly, he took his hand back, put it on his lap, and tried to make himself...well, relatively Then there is a sense of oppression.

After all, he still has to trick the little mirror demon into marrying him back home.

What if he acts too strong and not gentle, and the little mirror demon suddenly discovers his true nature, and then refuses to have him?

He had to trick him into bed, and force the little mirror demon to swear to be responsible to him for the rest of his life, and never run away from him.

Of course, before that, it's time to pretend and continue to pretend.

So Xue Yizhou smiled softly, tried to cover half of his big hand with his long sleeves, making his hand look... smaller, and then put his somewhat too big hand on Ye Shan's lap.

Ye Shan almost jumped up in shock.

Fortunately, his face has always been able to deceive people. He looks sober, aloof, and disdain to be with ordinary people. Even if he is a little frightened, he can't tell from that face.

So Ye Shan quickly took advantage of this to calm his mind, thinking that some people really like to touch their thighs when they hook up.

His peach blossom is "everyone's lady", and he can do this trick unexpectedly.

This made Ye Shan feel that his peach blossom has learned a lot!

well.

But he still asked again seriously: "Can you really go out today?"

It was getting dark by the looks of it.

In ancient times, Shangyuan Festival was a rare time when young people, young men and women could go out to the streets. There must be a lot of people on the streets. If you don’t plan to go out at this time, it will be too late to go out later.

Xue Yizhou only continued to smile softly, thinking of the most gentle and amiable young lady he had ever seen smiling, he tried his best to imitate, and then said with a smile: "Ye Lang don't worry, I will take care of these things myself. After a pause, he felt that the real lady of the big family should rely on the person he was going to elope with, so he thought for a while, and then whispered, "Does Ye Lang have what is written in those miscellaneous books to accommodate everything? Your bag? If you have one, you can borrow it from me to go to the warehouse of the Marquis of Anyang. All these years, I always need some interest.”

Left and right Xue Yizhou really has no feelings for this Anyang Hou Mansion.

Although in the previous life, those people in the Anyang Houfu raised Xue Yizhou as a woman for various unavoidable reasons, and finally even denied Xue Yizhou's background, and even after Xue Qingyue opened his mouth to kill Xue Yizhou For the sake of the family's safety, the Anyang Hou Mansion completely forgot about this matter, and only focused on pleasing Xue Qingyue, thinking that Xue Qingyue could rely on Xue Qingyue to protect the entire Hou Mansion.

And no one wanted to seek justice for the truly innocent Xue Yizhou.

In the previous life, Xue Yizhou had already sought justice for himself, making Anyang Hou Mansion, Daming Royal Family, and even the entire Daming Dynasty pay a heavy price.

Whether those people are really innocent or not.

In this life, Xue Yizhou has someone who wants to spend his whole life with him. Although the other party doesn't seem to know his true temperament, it is very likely that the one he really likes is just the... woman he pretended to be.

However, Xue Yizhou still likes his sweetheart very much, and intends to continue to deceive his sweetheart until he goes to bed, forcing his sweetheart to make an oath before revealing his true nature.

And for this reason, Xue Yizhou is also willing to give up to take revenge again.

It's just that what he gave up was the plan to destroy the entire Da Ming Dynasty and cause chaos in the world, but he didn't give up on taking action against individuals.

At least, Xue Yizhou did not have the slightest guilty conscience to let the warehouse of the Hou Mansion be stolen.

Ye Shan didn't expect Xue Yizhou to say this, he was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "Is there a storage ring? Yes." Then he patted his head and said, "I forgot, I should have worn it for you long ago .”

Then he pursed his lips, and found two identical rings except for the size from the mustard space, stood up, looked at Xue Yizhou for a while, thought for a while, and then found a handful of bright red rings from the mustard space The rose came out, hugged the rose, held the ring, and knelt down on one knee in front of Xue Yizhou.

But at the moment when he knelt down on one knee, Xue Yizhou knelt down on his knees one step ahead of him.

Ye Shan: "..."

Not like this.

Taohua, how can you also kneel down?

Of course Xue Yizhou didn't know why Ye Shan knelt down to him, but he thought about it, he is now a "gentle and virtuous" "every lady".

Since she is a "lady of every family" and a "lady of every family" who is familiar with the Four Books of Women, how can she make her husband kneel in front of her?

Of course, he should be the one who kneels down to Ye Shan.

So he also knelt down.

Ye Shan: "...Yizhou, this is our custom, and we only kneel when we propose. I, I like you, but I can't give you an upright wedding, but it is possible to propose Ah. Just kneel down, and you'll be fine after receiving the ring. You don't have to kneel like me."

Moreover, he was still on one knee, but his peach blossom just "bang" and he knelt on both knees.

It hurt him to hear that sound.

Then Ye Shan saw his peach blossom smiling softly at him, shaking his head and said: "How can this be done? Ye Lang is my sky, my land, and everything to me. I should always be the one who kneels to Ye Shan." Lang, Ye Lang shouldn't kneel to me. Now that's the case, I've already overstepped, and Ye Lang must never say anything about letting me get up and accept Ye Lang's kneeling."

So Ye Shan could only use such a strange action to put a ring on his peach blossom—the bigger one.

His peach blossoms are really big, with big hands and big fingers.

The smaller ring doesn't fit at all.

Ye Shan's expression was complicated for a while, but he quickly came back to his senses, smiled and helped his Taohua recognize the owner of the ring dripping blood, and helped Ye Taohua up in a low voice, saying: "In this way, we can go to the warehouse. When the time comes, take the things away, and these will all be your dowry, and you don’t have to think that you’re eating and drinking from me, you’re pretty good yourself, we, we’re equal.”

Ye Shan likes his peach blossoms, of course he doesn't want his peach blossoms to say that he is heaven and earth in the future, they are all equal.

Xue Yizhou was keenly aware of Ye Shan's complex expression when he put the ring on him just now, so he just stood up and pulled Ye Shan to sit down again, so as to cover up that he was taller than Ye Shan in the past.

"It's all good." Xue Yizhou continued to pretend to be gentle and virtuous, and said, "Everything Ye Lang says is good. It's just that it's getting late, and Ye Lang should hurry up and prepare to rob me and leave. As for the warehouse in this mansion, I will go and take away all the things inside, and I will go out of the house to go to the Lantern Festival smoothly. Ye Lang doesn’t have to worry about me, he will only come to snatch me away when the Kongming Lantern at the Lantern Festival is flying up tonight. Let's go wandering together."

Ye Shan hesitated for a while.He was obviously a little worried that his Taohua had only cultivated internal strength now, and this mansion was full of dangers, Taohua would be in danger, or he couldn't leave the mansion because of an accident or something.

However, Xue Yizhou seriously assured Ye Shan for a long time, saying that he had planned it long ago, and there were some people under his hand to help, and he was determined that nothing would happen, which made Ye Shan willing to leave.

"I've figured it out. The most dangerous place is the safest place. After we escape, we will change our clothes and go to the palace." Ye Shan whispered, "We will live in the palace for a while, and we will stay in the palace for a while. After finding out the old emperor's private treasury, he also removed the things in the old emperor's private treasury, and gave you all the dowry."

Of course, things in the treasury cannot be moved.

In this world, if there can be no chaos, of course it is better not to be chaotic.

Xue Yizhou's eyes flashed, it was the same as his plan.

He couldn't help being happy in his heart for a while.

This is the little mirror demon he likes, the little mirror demon who will be together for the rest of his life.

Ye Shan finally left.

He knew his peach blossom had suffered all these years, and he always wanted his peach blossom to have a good time this time. Even if it was an elopement, he should elope with him in a fair and dignified manner under the eyes of all the people.

Therefore, the necessary preparations are still needed.

It was also because of this that Ye Shan had to leave his peach blossom.

It was only after he walked for a while that he realized something belatedly.

"My main body, that little mirror, doesn't seem to be brought out..."

System: "Hehe."

Does the host think that the target of the host strategy is really stupid?The goal of the host's attack is obviously to know that the host who is a mirror demon must be inseparable from his own body, so he retreats as an advance, holding the host's body in his hand, and letting the host wander outside.

In this case, the target of the host strategy will know that the host must return to him.

Ye Shan: "..." He said it so harshly, as if his peach blossoms were very scheming.Obviously his peach blossom is a pure lady raised in a boudoir!

System: "..." MDZZ!So much for nothing!

Anyang Marquis Mansion.

Xue Yizhou watched Ye Shan leave with his own eyes, then took out the small mirror from his arms, rubbed it lightly a few times, changed his clothes, put the small mirror in his purse, put it around his neck, and went to the Hou Mansion The storeroom, carefully put all the things in the storeroom into the storage ring.

After finishing these, Xue Yizhou returned to his room and put on the wedding dress he sewed by himself.

Another wedding dress has been taken away by Ye Shan.

They are going to elope together in wedding clothes.

Xue Yizhou smiled lightly when he thought of this.

Sitting in front of the mirror, combing her hair slowly, muttering softly.

"One comb to the head, you don't have to worry about being rich; two combs to the hair, no disease and no worries; three combs to the head..."

Before Xue Yizhou's hair was combed, Princess Yunyang could no longer suppress her anger. Under the obstruction of Anyang Hou, she raised her sword and came to Xue Yizhou's room.

She is going to kill Xue Yizhou!

Killed this and sent his daughter to the palace, and was killed by that idiot emperor.grind.insult.The culprit of humiliation!

Isn't it just a princess title?

If her own daughter likes it, not to mention the title of princess, even if it is the title of princess, she may not be able to give it to Xue Yizhou when she succeeds.

This Xue Yizhou, why is she so short-sighted and ignorant to ruin her daughter like this!

"Today, I will definitely make you die by my sword!"

Princess Yunyang kicked open the door of Xue Yizhou's room, and the long sword pointed at Xue Yizhou.

Xue Yizhou was not in a hurry, he tied his hair and wore a crown, but he was not dressed as a woman, but as a man.

Seeing Xue Yizhou like this, Princess Yunyang and Marquis Anyang were stunned at the same time.

Xue Yizhou ignored them, just stood up and looked at himself, thinking that if he wore a red hijab to cover it, he could barely fool his little mirror demon, and let the little mirror demon happily say "gentle and virtuous" I married myself and went home to the bridal chamber.

Anyway, after the bridal chamber, the little mirror demon will recognize it if she recognizes it, or recognize it if she doesn't.

It was also at this time that Xue Yizhou seemed to think of Princess Yunyang and Marquis Anyang who suddenly broke in, and then looked up at the sky outside.

Couldn't help but slightly raised his lips.

He said that he would find a way to go out of the house to meet his little mirror demon.

Look, isn't there a solution?

So before Princess Yunyang and Marquis Anyang could react, they were subdued by Xue Yizhou.

Around Princess Yunyang's neck was the long sword she brought herself.

In this world, there are always some debts, which must be repaid sooner or later.