Not Human Every Time [Quick Transmigration]

Ye Shan's self-refined elixir, although there was a mistake in the middle, generally met the standards Ye Shan wanted.

For example, he really maintained his human form for three hours. For example, during these three hours, he didn't have the slightest sense of crisis to become a little yellow chicken.

But Ye Shan was still not happy.

No way, during these three hours, he has been very stable in the baby form, how does this make Ye Shan happy?

It's good that he wasn't so angry that he pissed on Xiao Ren's body!

As for Xiao Ren... Xiao Ren is also helpless.

He believed too much in the ability of his little phoenix before, thinking that the transformation pill researched by little phoenix might be the best, even if it is only three hours now, since the two of them entered the "real world", they have been I couldn't really have a good time.For humans, it also has endless temptations.confused.force.

who knows……

Who knows that Xiao Ren has thousands of calculations, but he just forgot that even the little phoenix has extraordinary abilities, but behind every creative and research experiment, there will be countless failures.

And the green elixir that his little phoenix just swallowed was a real failure.

Little Phoenix has indeed turned into a human form for three hours, but it is not an adult form like before, but a...baby!

Xiao Ren: "..." He wanted to chop someone with a knife, but he was afraid that after the chop, Little Phoenix would no longer like him.Really, the trouble is tight.

So he could only silently spend these three hours, and quickly learned how to make milk powder for the baby, how to change the diaper, how to hold the little phoenix and sing to sleep...

But Ye Shan didn't sleep!

He stared, and as soon as he couldn't hear Xiao Ren's singing, he started to cry immediately!

Xiao Ren had no choice but to keep singing.

He was afraid that little phoenix would lose his voice from crying, so he could only sing with his own voice to protect little phoenix's voice.

This is what he was supposed to do.

Just, three hours.

If during those three hours, Little Phoenix remained in an adult form, then the two of them... should be more sexual.Fu.

Why did the elixir go wrong, and instead of turning into an adult, it turned into a baby?

Really, what a pity.

Xiao Ren sighed deeply, and continued to sing to his little phoenix.

After three hours passed, his little phoenix turned back into a little yellow chicken.

The little yellow chicken was too small, so the swaddle was too big and too thick, so Xiao Ren watched the little baby change back into a baby, and then huddled and huddled in the swaddle for a long time before finally slipping out of the swaddle. out, and stared at him angrily.

"Chick! Chick! Chick!"

Badass!How come you don't know how to hold me out?Don't know swaddling is heavy?Don't know if it's hard for me to climb out?

Xiao Ren smiled slightly, hugged the angry little yellow chicken, put it on his lips and kissed it lightly, and sighed: "I really hope you can grow up soon."

It's not that the little yellow chicken turns into a phoenix, but that it can directly transform into a human form from a little yellow chicken, and it's still a real adult form.

That should be great.

The little yellow chicken Ye Shan also felt a little blushing.

He also wanted... to become an adult.

As the saying goes, food, sex, and sex, even if he has lived for several lifetimes, he is still a good driver.However, it is precisely because he is an old driver that he cannot endure the drought for so many days.

So the little yellow chicken Ye Shan also sighed deeply.

He also wants to grow up very much.

After all, to do bad things or something, you have to grow up to do it.

One person and one yellow chicken lamented at the same time for a long time before they finally remembered that they were planning to meet someone before taking the green pill.

Ye Shan thought for a while before saying: "Chick! Chick!"

Oh, it was Lin Xue who was looking for them.

And that Lin Xue also said that Qi Xiangdong had something to say to him alone.

Ye Shan didn't quite understand what Qi Xiangdong had to say to him alone, but since Qi Xiangdong mentioned it, Lin Xue passed these words to him alone for some reason, and Ye Shan felt that the left and right were boring It's okay, why don't you just go and have a look.

Of course, he didn't want a chicken, but he also took Xiao Ren with him.

Let Xiao Ren carry him.

Xiao Ren laughed and said: "Ah Shan forgot again, Ah Shan is not a little yellow chicken, but a phoenix cub, and sooner or later he will become a real phoenix."

And when the phoenix becomes an adult, it should... be able to become an adult... right?

Thinking of this, Xiao Ren couldn't help but issued a designation to the real data mastermind, asking him about Ye Shan's growth process.

Xiao Ren thought, if Ye Shan really grows too slowly, or if he has to grow up from a child after becoming a phoenix, then he must change Ye Shan's data, otherwise he will be suffocated!

And if he suffocates, his little phoenix will definitely despise him!

How could Xiao Ren endure Xiao Fenghuang's dislike for him?

They should obviously love each other and live happily in this "real world".

Xiao Ren was thinking about how to make Ye Shan turn into a human form faster, and Ye Shan also asked the system in his consciousness, if there is any way to make him turn into a human form faster, or let him research out the temporary transformation pill as soon as possible.

system:"……"

System: "..." Host, are you using this system as a tool?Why do you have to ask this system about any messy things?

Ye Shan: "Otherwise?" What's the use of you?Could it be that he was constantly chanting scriptures in his mind?

system:"……"

However, in the end, the system had no choice but to provide some suggestions to Ye Shan—after all, the system had been following Ye Shan. When Ye Shan was studying and researching alchemy and medicine, the system was also recording and collecting data.

Ye Shan is human after all, so some things in his head will be more or less forgotten and ignored, but the system is different.

The system was originally used to record data, so it can provide Ye Shan with different data and suggestions.

After Ye Shan listened, he thought for a while, thinking that he might have gone astray.

Instead of studying the temporary transformation pill, it is better to study the growth pill directly.

He grew directly from a yellow chicken to a phoenix, so wouldn't everything be solved?

So one person and one phoenix were fascinated by each other, and ran to see Lin Xue.

Lin Xue's side was not Qi Xiangdong.

Before Ye Shan said anything, Xiao Ren's face turned cold.

Lin Xue immediately said: "I, I stopped him just now. But, but something really happened outside, and he was called away by his sister." Then Lin Xue told about the R virus come out.

Lin Xue herself was also surprised.

She always thought that the novel she was reading was the real script, and as long as she followed the novel, she could get everything she wanted, the person she wanted to pursue, and the thigh she wanted to hug.

In the end, she herself became someone else's slave. She thought that the person she pursued had never liked her at all. They just let her get close because they thought she had a different status, and now they even took advantage of her.

Lin Xue was bitter in her heart, and now that she knew that something happened outside that was not even mentioned in the novel, she naturally had more fear and panic about this world.

What should I do?

What should she do to survive in this world?

Which part of the plot in the novel should she choose to believe, so that she can embrace the real thigh and live aloofly in this "real world"?

Ye Shan gave Lin Xue a strange look.

Because of the master-slave contract, Lin Xue couldn't feel his thoughts, but as long as Ye Shan thought about it, she could clearly perceive Lin Xue's thoughts.

He never thought that at this time, Lin Xue would still be thinking about recalling the novel, and finding a golden thigh from the novel that she could hold tightly. , did not realize at all that the novel had been adapted and the author's own fantasy, and did not think about gaining a foothold in the "real world" through his own efforts, but hoped to embrace a golden thigh.

This is really... a strange time-traveling reborn girl.

Xiao Ren only has Ye Shan in his heart, so he naturally hopes that Ye Shan has only him in his heart.

So seeing Ye Shan looking at Lin Xue, even though he knew that Ye Shan would not like Lin Xue, he still couldn't help turning Ye Shan's little head to himself, and then stared at Lin Xue with a dark face until he stared at Lin Xue down the spine. When she got cold, she let her go.

As for that Qi Xiangdong... I couldn't tell the seriousness, the little Phoenix who clearly said he would wait for him, but in the end broke the appointment and left, obviously he was unreliable.

Besides, Ye Shan and Xiao Ren probably understood what Qi Xiangdong was worried about now.

R virus.

After all, Ye Shan had experienced the end times, so after he connected to the external network through the system, he quickly discovered something was wrong.

That R virus is not so much an evolutionary form of a suspected rabies virus, but rather... like a zombie virus.

And those infected with the R virus have been evolving, and the more they evolve, the more they look like... Zombies.

Ye Shan never expected that the system would be so unreliable this time. Not only did he only know part of the plot, but all the plots he missed were important plots.

The system was also terrified after finding these messages.

It whispered: "I, I didn't expect it either. Originally calculated according to the data, it is indeed only the part of the plot that I told the host. But..." But this world is indeed a bit strange, and it is a fan similar to the host's real world The world, as a system, failed to collect accurate data, indeed...it was wrong.

So in the end, the system can only apologize to the host expectantly.

Ye Shan only frowned and said: "Then, do I still need to take care of those people outside?" After all, the system asks him to save the world to the greatest extent every time.

When he first came here this time, the system asked him to prevent the evil spirits from keeping most of the humans in this "real world".

Now Xiao Ren is getting to know Ye Shan more and more, and Ye Shan is also getting to know Xiao Ren more and more. Of course, he knows that Xiao Ren doesn't like crowds very much, so as long as there is one person who wants to stay in this "real world", others will be left behind. People just let them go.

Thinking about it, Xiao Ren wouldn't care.

However, now there is an R virus outside, Ye Shan has some doubts, the system will want him to leave the "real world" and go outside to save the world.

Sure enough, the system hesitated for a while before saying, "Of course it would be best if the host can be rescued." After a pause, he whispered, "This way, it's also good for the host."

It is rare for the system to tell the truth.

Ye Shan was startled, thought for a long time, and finally shook his head.

He believed the last sentence of the system. After all, the system had followed him for a long time, and he knew a little about the system.It's just...he promised Xiao Ren that as long as Xiao Ren wanted to stay here, he would stay in the "real world" as long as he wanted, and he would never take the initiative to leave here first.

Since he promised Taohua, of course he would not break his promise.

"Outside matters, I'll try to ask Xiao Ren to collect data, and then study the potion to remove the R virus in the 'real world'." Ye Shan finally said, "He doesn't want me to leave, so I won't leave. It’s just that Qi Xiangdong is right, I’m still a human being no matter what, and I can’t just watch the chaos outside and the R virus wreak havoc, so I really don’t care about anything.”

It's just that it's up to Ye Shan to decide how to manage it.

Therefore, Qi Xiangdong was in a hurry and never saw Ye Shan.

He regretted it in his heart, and felt that he was really stupid at that time. If he kept his promise and waited for Ye Shan, maybe he could try every means to persuade Ye Shan to help him.

But now...

Looking at the helpless Lin Xue, Qi Xiangdong could only take a deep breath.

How to do?What else can I do?

I only hope that they can live longer and live to the day when they can really fight against the R virus.

Qi Xiangdong sighed deeply.

And when those who were still arguing about which method to use to find out the mastermind of the "real world" and then kill their bodies in the real world to completely eliminate future troubles, the R virus came.

It came without warning.

Almost all the reborn people were dumbfounded.

How did that happen?

Obviously in their memory, they have never encountered the R virus at all.

No, maybe there were, but it was a violence that was only mentioned once or twice in the international news.moving news.They never really cared.

……

Xiao Ren did not expect at all that he had already planned how to deal with those human beings who were determined to fight against him. As a result, his first plan was to wait for their infighting, and he would make a decision after their infighting was over. How to deal with these people.

The result is better now. These people don’t even have the thought of fighting among themselves. More and more people are starting to think of ways to keep themselves in the "real world" because of the panic of the R virus outside, and even try their best to keep own body in the real world to kill.

And those high-level countries who want to stop these have to pay more energy to solve the R virus and those patients infected with the R virus, so there is no time to stop those who want to commit suicide.into the "real world" to escape harm and responsibility.

When Ye Shan saw it, he pulled Xiao Ren and asked him to issue a notice not to let those people do these things again.

"That was their world, their home, and it is their responsibility to deal with the R virus. The 'real world' is your and my home, not an excuse they can find to avoid responsibility." Ye Shan said seriously. "You know, as long as I'm with you, I'm never afraid of being alone. I know that they are under a lot of pressure in the real world now, and it's not impossible to come into our home to relax occasionally, but they must not be allowed to live in our house from now on." home."

He doesn't like such guests.

Xiao Ren originally thought those humans were annoying, and if they were really willing to die and make the high-level people in the real world more painful and angry, he would not mind helping those who shirk their responsibilities.

It was only after hearing what his little phoenix said now that Xiao Ren suddenly realized, yes, this is his and little phoenix's home.

A few guests can come to the house occasionally and let them watch a play, but how can those guests stay in their home permanently?

Little Phoenix doesn't like it, and he won't like it either.

So Xiao Ren quickly issued an announcement as the mastermind of the "real world", saying that he was aware of the outside world, that the R virus was rampant, and everyone was responsible. Eight hours, and once you leave, you are not allowed to re-enter within [-] hours.In addition, if there are people who want to evade responsibility, kill their bodies in the real world, and stay in the "real world", the "real world" will also continue to obliterate the consciousness of those people.Let it die directly.

Xiao Ren not only made this announcement, but also sent a private message to each player that they will be forced to open it when they go online. This can be regarded as fulfilling his responsibility.

After that, there were indeed a lot fewer humans in the "real world".

Xiao Ren didn't care about those things, he just stared blankly at his little phoenix researching the elixirs every day, and in his head he began to calculate and search for the heavenly materials and earthly treasures that could turn the phoenix into a human.

On this day, Xiao Ren finally slapped his head and figured out where the treasures of heaven and earth that could turn Phoenix into a human were, and saw his little yellow chicken Ye Shan suddenly turned his head and smiled at him.

"Chirp chirp chirp chirp!"

I'm going to take the pill!Be careful!

Xiao Ren was stunned, and before he could jump up to stop it, he saw the little yellow chicken Ye Shanzhen swallowed a pill.

It looks exactly the same as the green pill that transforms into a baby in seconds that Ye Shan swallowed that time!

Xiao Ren immediately became nervous.

The longer he stayed with Ye Shan, the more he felt that he liked Ye Shan.

Although Ye Shan spends most of the time in the "real world" with him in the form of a little yellow chicken, occasionally after eating the temporary transformation pill, he is eager to "drink milk"... In fact, he is not in human form How much time to cultivate the relationship.

However, Xiao Ren found that he just liked Ye Shan more and more.

Like everywhere.

Under such circumstances, Xiao Ren thought silently, even if his little Phoenix really kept his baby-like appearance for a long time because of taking the wrong medicine, then he... would definitely work hard to ensure that he liked Little Phoenix a little bit No reduction.

Well, absolutely!

This room Xiao Ren is trying to hypnotize himself, when he looked up, he saw the golden light all over the little yellow chicken, Xiao Ren covered his eyes with his hands, but he still tried his best to see.

After seeing the golden light shining for a while, the little yellow chicken the size of a palm suddenly disappeared.

Standing there was a real phoenix.

Elegant body, dazzling gorgeous feathers.

A pair of obsidian-like eyes seem to be able to speak.

"Clang clang -- clang clang --"

The phoenix spread its wings suddenly and began to fly around Xiao Ren.

The smile on Xiao Ren's face grew bigger and bigger.

He was about to answer Phoenix's words, when he saw Phoenix flying proudly in mid-air, suddenly his wings stopped, and he fell down from mid-air.

Xiao Ren hurriedly ran to pick it up.

It turned out that it wasn't the master that caught it.Not a big phoenix, but a one.Silk.No.hanging youth.

The young man stared at him with a little irritation in his eyes.

"I just asked you, do I look good?"

Why do you ask so many times and don't know the answer?

Xiao Ren hugged the young man, and gently pressed a kiss on the young man's forehead.

"You look good. In my heart, you are the prettiest."

Whether it's in the shape of a human, or a phoenix, or that... half-bald little yellow chicken.

All the best looking.

Of course, this is very important, and doing bad things is also very important.

Xiao Ren whispered a few words in Ye Shan's ear, and Ye Shan blushed and agreed.

"Do bad things" ah, indeed should be done.

Hey.

The author has something to say: System: ... Ahhh, cover your eyes!

The next story is "The Little Mirror of Hou Men's False Daughter". Well, Xiao Gong was raised as a daughter of a daughter and felt that she should marry and have children... a man~~ Xiao Shou is... stealing.Peeping into Missy's little mirror... Hehe