God, you hit me!

Side A

"Father?" Xiaotuanzi twisted his body with great effort, and saw Zhu Ye's tall body standing in the window of the opposite building.

Different from the attire in the morning, now he is only wrapped in a black bathrobe, and his toned chest muscles are faintly visible in the moonlight.

"Father, will you live across the street from now on? Don't you come in a flower pot?"

"Ah."

"Oh, I see. It's okay, Tuanzi is not lonely at all, there is a mother here."

"Ah."

At night, a wind blew up and squeezed in through the window behind Xiaotuanzi, blowing through the flower soil under his feet, and the coolness reached his bamboo stems.

When the sky turned pale, Guan Yin woke up. He first tidied up the garbage bags in the kitchen, and then went out with them, especially helping to take down the garbage bags from Grandma Wang's house on the opposite door.

Before the morning run, I bought a breakfast. When I walked across the street, I put the soy milk and fried dough sticks on the bench in the park. A minute later, a waste picker came and took the breakfast.

The thunder is unchanged, the minimum morning run is one hour every day, and when I go home around 07:30, I will drop by to bring a breakfast for Grandma Wang.

Zhu Ye has been secretly running behind Guan Yin, and has basically figured out the route of Guan Yin's daily morning run. He just needs to confirm it twice to see if he follows this route every time.

"Why are you disobedient, kid? You are not allowed to spend money on breakfast in the future! You are the same, the food outside is unhygienic. Tell Grandma Wang what you want to eat, and Grandma will make it for you!"

Guan Yin just laughed.She won't listen to Grandma Wang, and he will still buy it next time.

"It's not okay for a big girl to buy food outside all the time. How can she get married and live without being able to manage a family? Listen to Grandma Wang, if you want to grab a man's heart, you must first grab his stomach!"

Grandma Wang is 69 years old. Not to mention her strong body, she is very fashionable. It is said that she has been living in Hong Kong in her early years, so she behaves in a very British style and speaks fluent English. get married.

Although the old man has eaten more salt than Guan Yin has traveled in his entire life, but this time he really lost his sight and didn't realize that Guan Yin is a fake woman.

Guan Yin doesn't like to talk very much. Grandma Wang actually discovered it a long time ago. She is fashionable and knows that people like Guan Yin are called "house girls", but she thinks this is sick. People who stay at home all the time are stupid. So she always encourages Guan Yin to go out more.

Going back to the house and closing the door, Guan Yin went straight to the kitchen, the drain was still blocked, and it was best not to find someone to fix it.

"Ah-ah-choo-"

A large area of ​​sunlight came in from the window, and the cold and hot little dumpling couldn't bear it, so they sniffed and sneezed one after another.

When Guan Yin clasped his hands and walked over to get the pliers on the window sill, he saw the bamboo leaves in his potted plants trembling twice.

He quickly walked over, looked up, down, left, and right, and then reached out to touch the window. Strange, there is no wind?Why did the bamboo leaves move by themselves?

After thinking about it, I pushed the flowerpot inwards, to the window where the sun is the brightest, flicked the thin leaves, and picked up the watering can and sprayed it twice......

Xiaotuanzi sucked his nose and felt dizzy. He was hot and cold now, his feet felt cool, and he felt like he was soaked in cold water, but the top of his head was so sunburned that he couldn't open his eyes.

Guan Yin finally called to find someone to connect the sewer. He tore up three phone calls in the corridor. Unexpectedly, he called the first call and asked the price. Dredging, and except repairing the sewer, other repairs are all free for the first time.

For Guan Yin, this is simply the world's pie!

After confirming again and again, Guan Yin believed the other party's words completely, reported the address and waited for the other party to come to the door.

He thought of his potted plants again, washed his hands and went to look at the window. He was surprised to find that the new buds of the small bamboos were wilting, and they were about to shrink and disappear! ! !

Guan Yin was a little anxious, so he quickly took out his mobile phone and surfed the Internet on Baidu. The answers on the Internet were always varied. Guan Yin seemed to feel that his small bamboo should be infested with insects, so he had to pour some carbendazim!

Father, help......

Guan Yin, who was found out about chlorophyll and carbendazim, was crying and howling.

Aunt murdered her own son! ! !

Xiaotuanzi fell ill completely.But the worst thing is - the father has a mother and forgets the son!

The eyes are full of pink bubbles. I didn't find the dying little dumpling in the flower pot on the window sill when I sent my mother's father into the house, blah blah...

Guan Yin was taken aback after opening the door. The man in front of him with three-dimensional facial features and a tall figure in a suit felt too oppressive, and...a bit familiar.

"You are???"

Zhu Ye's eyes have always been Gujing Wubo, only he himself understands how excited and happy he is at the moment, especially... wanting to play hooligans!

"Hello, I'm the 'Einstein' Universal Expert Company, may I ask if you called just now and said that the sewer is blocked?"

Guan Yin was a little stunned, and felt that Zhu Ye's speech in front of him was a bit artificial, too rigid, anyway, he felt that it was particularly unnatural.

In addition, is their company too tall?Do you wear a suit and tie when you come to the water?It's so classy!

"It's me. And is your company really free of charge? Don't ask me to pay for any additional fees..."

"This is your gold membership card," Guan Yin was forcefully stuffed into a well-made card, and he was completely dazed now, "You are the one hundredth lucky customer to call, congratulations!"

"……………………"

Guan Yin was a little speechless, he didn't expect that the pie that hit him was quite big.

But after a quarter of an hour, Guan Yin completely regretted it, what the hell is a professional expert, where did he come from? ? ?What kind of suit should I wear in the water? ? ?Newbie on the road?Come to his house to practice hands for free?

So, his house was flooded......

Guan Yin was so angry that he couldn't speak, the dirty water in the sewer made him sick, he rushed downstairs to call for someone to turn off the main water valve, he really couldn't take advantage of the cheap, and he suffered big losses if he was greedy for petty gains!

Although he did something wrong, Zhu Ye remained calm. He really didn't know how to get into the water. The reason why he came here was because he wanted to show his face in front of Guan Yin more, but it was ingenious to show up in this way.

"Supreme." The person who came was Zhu Ye's Lord Fengshen.Almost no one knows about his origins before he became a god, and the gods only said that the next "Super God" might be this Fengshen Lord.

"Ah."

With Zhu Ye's permission, a team of professionals soon filed in. They were not gods, but ordinary people. They were paid by the wind to clear the water and restore Guanyin's apartment to its original state.

After waiting for half an hour, Guan Yin was sweating profusely when he came back leading the property and was dazed again!

Dazed, he rubbed his eyes vigorously, the room was full of dirty water just now, it took a lot of effort, why is it gone?

"Where is it? Where is your house blocked??" The speaker was a small head, and he went straight into the house with his shoes on. He reached out and turned on the faucet, and the water was unimpeded.

"It depends on you being a woman! Next time we play Much Ado About Nothing, we will call the police and arrest you!"

"……………………"

After the real estate agent left, Guan Yin frowned at Zhu Ye. Although he didn't ask any questions, his expression was clearly asking Zhu Ye, "What's going on?"

The latter is a little embarrassed, he is planning strategies for the affairs of the world, but this little family loves his children and loves him a little bit less handy.

Just as Zhu Ye was about to say something, his eyes suddenly changed, and he rushed to the window to look: "Tuanzi!"

Guan Yin didn't understand why he followed him, and looked at him with strange eyes. Zhu Ye hurriedly changed his words: "Bamboo! I said your bamboo..."

"Are you good at bamboo? Then help me to find out what's wrong with it. The bamboo leaves are all wilted. Are there insects?"

"Rotten roots..."

"Rotten roots? Have you watered too much? What should I do then?"

"Don't water it in the short term, put him on your bedside, minimize sunlight, and...he is healthy, don't give him drugs, if you want, you can talk to him every day... ..."

"!!!!!!!!!"

How foolish of him to believe a guy in a suit who just flooded his house with water!

Zhu Ye was kicked out, and the dazed Xiaotuanzi wept, his father was so pitiful.

Although Guan Yin felt that Zhu Ye was talking nonsense just now, he felt that some of his words were reasonable, so he brought the small dumpling to his bedside, which was more convenient and would help him to observe at any time.

Xiaotuanzi, who was scratched by his mother, was giggling. He was sick, so he was a little weak, but he was happy anyway.

If this was an ordinary bamboo, it would have died by Guan Yin's torment.

Just now when Zhu Ye came to touch the dumpling, he had already poured spiritual power into his son, but after all this trouble, the day when the little dumpling will transform into form is uncertain.

After sleeping all afternoon, Tuanzi was startled by the "big black ghost" in front of him when he opened his eyes. He was about to grin and cry when he looked again. Isn't this mother? !

Guan Yin pulled his long hair up high and tied it in a casual bun. He also wore a hair clip with rabbit ears in front of his forehead. He didn't have any extra bangs, and he smoothed them all back.

He's live-streaming his latest volcanic mud mask, demonstrating it for himself.

Some people just watch it for fun, some people just want to see the beauty, and some just click in to see which pajamas Guan Yin is wearing today.

But no matter how the netizens tell him, Guan Yin still does his own thing. He can only follow and repost his Weibo, and Guan Yin blocks comments.

His live broadcast room is also very green and environmentally friendly. Anyone who has national abuse will be cleared out immediately and blacked out forever. Unless the ID is changed, there is no way to come in.