God, you hit me!

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Zhu Ye is so stubborn, he just refuses to leave Guan Yin's house, no matter how intimidating/coercing/benefiting/seductive Guan Yin is.

The big earth dog is also drunk. Before that, the Supreme Ancestor God was just a legend to him. He never dreamed that one day he would be so close to the Supreme Ancestor God...

What about the legendary majesty?What about the legendary cruelty?What about the legendary domineering?

None at all!All I saw was the Ancestral God Supreme brazenly flirting with his "sister".

"Don't lie to me, Ayin, I will be very sad..."

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"I know, you just want to trick me out of you..."

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"I'm not sick! I'm not going to the hospital!! I'm healthy both physically and mentally!!!"

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"Ayin..."

"Shut up! Can you put your clothes on first?!"

"Your ones are too small, I can't fit them. This is the key, please go back to my house and help me get a set of clothes and trousers for me to wear, Ah Yin..."

Guan Yin was furious but powerless.If he was asked to go back to Zhu Ye's house to pick up his clothes and continue to stand here and watch him walk away...... He felt that he should compromise.

Guan Yin left angrily, Zhu Ye pulled a bath towel around himself, after thinking about it, he still felt that it was not right, so he pulled the sheet over his body again, so that his clothes looked much neater than before.

He walked to the window and opened a corner of the curtains. Xiaotuanzi, who had been eavesdropping, blushed immediately, and the buds on the top of his head twisted, trying to hug his father's thigh to act cute.

Zhu Ye didn't know what came to mind, but he lied to the child without blushing and heartbeat: "Tuanzi, your mother actually loves father very much."

Tuanzi blinked, then replied in a daze, "Oh."

"Father also loves your mother very much, just now... those are all caused by love..."

"Oh, oh..." Xiaotuanzi seemed to understand, and nodded blindly while twisting Nian Ya.

The stiff, slippery, and hairy Dudu next to him followed the parrot's tongue and kept oh-soing, Zhu Ye felt that his head was getting bigger.

The generous big palms slowly caressed the heads of the three little guys. The hard, hairy, and slippery ones immediately felt refreshed and enlightened, and their minds also rose to maturity like the milk dolls who never knew the world.

"Father...Father...?" Tuanzi felt uneasy, not knowing what his father was doing.

Zhu Ye withdrew his hands, touched his son's face, kneaded it, pinched it, his heart was so soft that it was about to melt into water, but he still had a dead face in front of his son, cold and scary.

Xiaotuanzi had been neglected for a long time, now he quickly hugged his father's arm, rubbed his face against his father's palm with all his strength, and shouted childishly, "Father wants to hug".

"Good boy..." Zhu Ye's eyes deepened, and after thinking about it, he could only say this word to comfort his precious lump.

The little bamboo is so beautiful, the two leafy little hands tightly hugged the father's thick arm, bowed their heads and kissed carelessly, then raised their face to show the father a small gaping tooth and giggled.

Ding dong, suddenly the doorbell rang, Zhu Ye frowned, let go of his son and closed the curtains again, came to the entrance and reached out to open the door, he guessed that the person who came was not shutting down the sound.

"You? Why are you?? Where is Guan Yin? Come on! Old Guan? Old Guan???"

Han Ya was impatient, she pushed Zhu Ye who was blocking the door and rushed in without even taking off her shoes.

The light in the room was very dark, and the curtains were not drawn, but because it was an open apartment, it was clear at a glance.Guan Yin was not at home.

"Where did Laoguan go? Why are you at his house? What about others?"

Zhu Ye turned around, looking into Han Ya's eyes with a strong sense of oppression, and said word by word, "Before he comes back, let's talk..."

Han Ya subconsciously took half a step back, secretly cursing in her heart that she was so cowardly, but she was so frightened by the scumbag's eyes.

"I will not allow anyone to destroy our relationship."

"But...you...you are married and have a son! You are playing with Guan Yin's feelings!!!"

"You are not him, you can't represent him, and you won't understand the things between us, let alone understand!"

"You, what do you mean? Are you threatening me???"

"You just need to understand one thing, and that's that I love him."

When Guan Yin came back, he didn't meet Han Ya. He went out with a dark face and came back with a red face. He always had a different feeling when he was holding a strange man's underwear in his hand, and his heart was beating so fast.

Zhu Ye took his underwear from Guan Yin's hand, flipped through it back and forth, Terry raised his head and asked Guan Yin confidently: "Where's my underwear? Didn't you get it for me?"

Guan Yin couldn't get angry when he heard it, and when he turned his head suddenly, he bumped into Zhu Ye's bird and became even more angry.

Xu Shi was really mad, so Guan Yin did something that even he thought was crazy.

He held the key of Zhu Ye's house, turned around and opened the door, thinking in his heart that if Zhu Ye didn't go, he would go, if he couldn't be provoked, he couldn't hide? !

Then she went out of her own house and ran to Zhu Ye's house to stay overnight.

When the door opened again, Yi Feng was taken aback. Seeing that it was not Supreme, he subconsciously showed his real body and hid himself on the dining table in the restaurant.

After pushing open the door, Guan Yin went straight to the table and sat down. He was so angry that his head was in a mess.

After a while, out of the corner of his eye, he suddenly caught a glimpse of the wind on the table, and immediately screamed out in shock, instinctively reached out and grabbed something to sweep the caterpillars off the table.

Guan Yin was naturally afraid of insects, especially soft-bodied caterpillars. When he found a green caterpillar on the dining table at Zhu Ye's house, he couldn't help feeling disgusted. It was really abnormal!

If it is not abnormal, who can have caterpillars on the dining table? ? ?

The original shape of Yifeng is bamboo worm, which is a kind of worm born on bamboo, and it lives by sucking nutrients from the host.

And he is the doll who tricked Zhuyu into an arm in the first world millions of years ago.

Guan Yin took the paper shell and fanned it back and forth for a long time, but the caterpillar by the table did not move at all. Guan Yin was surprised, after thinking about it, he simply took out a chopstick from the chopstick cage, and then tried to poke it with the chopstick in his hand from a long distance away. Drop the motionless caterpillar on the table.

Yi Feng felt very helpless when he was poked head and tail with chopsticks, so he had to bite the bullet and lay down on the edge of the table and pretended to be dead. Later, when Guan Yin got up again and went to the kitchen to get long chopsticks, he climbed down the table and escaped.

At night, Guan Yin got into Zhu Ye's bed by some strange circumstances, and fell asleep very quickly without insomnia.

He dreamed of a purple bamboo forest, dreamed of a little boy, and later that little boy grew up, and always liked to wear purple clothes and call him Ayin...

At night, there was a sudden thunder, and ghosts and wolves were howling in the community. The window of the bedroom was suddenly surrounded by large branches.

He was lying on the window in pain, and the sound of thunder exploded in his ears, rumbling and earth-shattering.

"My lady, please be gentle...lightly...my ears..." Lei Gong covered his ears and squatted on a black cloud, looking like a strict wife.

The mother of lightning smashed through the sky, and said fiercely: "You rough man, I told you to lighten the thunder, but you didn't listen, scared the future lord of all things, can you take care of you??? "

Xiaotuanzi was crying in the lower realm, and it was in front of the supreme being, Dianmu was so angry, she thought how the elm spirit who killed thousands of knives dared to be robbed by lightning tonight, what a bad luck!

"Qiqi 49 Tianlei is a must for a lady... Oops, ears... ears..., madam, please forgive me!!!"

"What did you do so loudly to frighten your Highness!"

"My lady, this is also a business, chopping wires with a kitchen knife --- awesome with lightning, hehehehe..."

Before Lei Gong could finish hehe, Dianmu kicked him off the cloud with one flying kick.

The whole tree of the elm spirit was glued to the windowpane of Zhu Ye's house, her teeth were about to crack, and her expression was horrifying.

After a lot of tossing and struggling, I finally turned into a human being in the dim light of the sky!

So, early in the morning in the quiet community, I heard the heart-piercing "shout" of the morning exercise aunt, yelling at the top of her voice that a hooligan with exhibitionism has sneaked into their community! ! !

The elm tree looks up at the sky, hangs on the window on the eighth floor to blow the wind, it can't go up, it can't go down, it's difficult to advance or retreat.

Not long after, someone called the police, and the leather mat cordon soon became a unique landscape in the community.

The elm tree was carefully stuffed, and he thought that he was just curious about why the "Supreme Mother" came to sleep in the Supreme's house by herself, didn't she just lie on the window?As for bombarding him with thunder?Booming once was not enough, after a total of 49 blows, Hun'er was almost sent flying.

As a result, when I opened my eyes today, I realized that I had become a human being, and I realized that I was not used to it at all.

After he was rescued by the police uncle, a big dog "stands out" from the crowd suddenly, throws him down with a leap, and then quickly lays on his body, completely covering his "three points".

While the elm spirit lying on the air cushion and the big yellow dog pressing on him were shoving and doing Tai Chi, Fengshen Jun had already dealt with the residents and the police uncle. The reason was perfect. People are stupid and dogs are stupid. There are two children in the family. Big fool.

There was a lot of noise downstairs, but Guan Yin in the bed was asleep and didn't even know it.

The scent of bamboo all over his body was from Zhu Ye's body, and the more he smelled it, the more addictive he became.

He turned over and subconsciously raised his leg to ride up, thinking that he was caught in the quilt, but it was actually a man's leg.

He stretched out his hand again, and it naturally fell on Zhu Ye's chest, and the breath from his mouth hit Zhu Ye's face, and he vaguely heard someone say to him, "Ayin, Tuanzi is our son, you are his son." My mother... We are a real family..."