God, you hit me!

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Guan Yin's eyes were like knives, and he glared at Zhu Ye fiercely.The latter was not surprised or panicked when he was watched. Instead, he was a little shy under Guan Yin's "enthusiastic" gaze, and quickly raised his hand to adjust his appearance reflexively, making his appearance 360 ​​degrees without dead ends at all times.

Tell him, this isn't narcissism what is it?

Tell Guan Yin, he is not a pervert who is? ?

Zhu Ye was crushed by Guan Yin's gaze, he would have made a mistake, his heart was bouncing up and down, he almost reached out to hug him, and then kissed him in this bathroom regardless of the occasion secretly

Guan Yin suddenly smiled, and slowly approached him with a smile. Zhu Ye was breathing fast, looking at him, his crotch could not withstand the temptation and reacted, Guan Yin ignored it as much as possible, and slowly raised his hand She stroked Zhu Ye's shoulder, leaned closer to him, and softly whispered into his ear, "Stay away from me, pervert!"

The style of painting changed suddenly, and then a brain cannon hit him, which made Zhu Ye's eyes stare and his brain sway.

When he came back and turned around to chase after him, Guan Yin had already hurried out of the bathroom.

Gu Yuekai always wanted to take the opportunity to hold Han Ya's little hand, and the two of them had ulterior motives there, coddling so as not to pierce the window paper, duplicity and flirting.

As soon as Han Yacai turned around, she was embraced majestically by Gu Yuekai, her posture was like that of a hostage taken by gangsters, flesh to flesh, body to body, perfectly fitting.

"What are you doing?!" Han Ya was angry.

"Don't move, don't move. Look, it's not too late for you to look there..."

Gu Yuekai has always been a hooligan who corrected Bajing, and he didn't know how many times he grabbed Han Ya back and forth while talking.

Han Ya was skeptical, and looked in the direction of Gu Yuekai's raised bar. Damn - Laoguan!

Guan Yin angrily walked ahead, followed by Zhu Ye who was chasing after him.It is estimated that the two of them may be afraid of being surrounded by people, so they both deliberately lowered their sense of existence.

In the blink of an eye, Guan Yin and Zhu Ye disappeared right under his nose.

Han Ya was in a hurry: "It's that scum again! Gu Yuekai, come with me to the hero to save the beauty!"

As he said that, he pulled Gu Yuekai's wrist and ran out. The former pulled his lips, but instead held Han Ya's small wrist, he was so flattered, and thought that he was still being dragged by me... ………

In front of the crowd, Guan Yin did not run, but walked quickly.Almost to the point where the wind was blowing under your feet, and then you bumped into someone on the corner of the street, a familiar stranger.

"Hey, who am I, tsk tsk tsk... Come and see, see who this is? Our senior girl hahaha..."

Sun Meili has always looked down on Guan Yin since she was in school. At first, she was disgusted with transvestite Guan Yin for no reason at all, and later it became distorted hatred and jealousy, because the man she liked fell in love with Guan Yin. sound!

Sun Meili has just caught a wealthy son-in-law recently. He looks good, has money and power, what is the most important thing?Yes, he is still obedient to her!

She looked at people with her nostrils, her face was full of disdain, she wished to expose Guan Yin's old background in public, and let him show his ugly face, anyway, she was not afraid, she had someone to back her up.

"Hey, why are old classmates so eager to leave? Don't, since we met, let's sit together, everyone is very curious about your life now..." Sun Meili glanced at Zhu who was beside Guan Yin Ye rolled his eyes and began to spread rumors, "Guan Yin, everyone said that you are doing well now, but "Kaiyue" mentioned that you are a good thief, is it true or not? "

She leaned slightly to get close to Guan Yin, her face was modest and playful, but she was actually burying Guan Yin.

What kind of place is Kaiyue?Probably no one knows about it except Supreme Zhu Ye...

That's a sales/soul/cave in Xijing where every inch of land is expensive. To put it plainly, it's a place where male public relations sell/ass/ass!

Guan Yin has long been used to all kinds of cynicism from "friends", what is Sun Meili's level like?He doesn't care at all.

"Ms. Sun, I'm sorry, I still have something to do, let's go first."

"Guan Yin! What are you pretending to be! Who in our school doesn't know about your crap?! You are a pervert! Shameless! Despicable!!!! A good man wants to be a /bitch instead of being a good man Husband who hooks up with someone else, why don't you just cut off your useless meat and throw it away!!!"

Guan Yin didn't respond, he didn't care at all, because no one was worth his attention.

Seeing that he didn't respond, Sun Meili was furious, she snuggled into her boyfriend's arms and acted like a baby: "My dear, he bullies me, please help me clean him up!"

The man who was submissive to her on weekdays became a little abnormal today. Not only did he not hug Sun Meili, but he pushed Sun Meili away uncharacteristically, and then took a step forward under Sun Meili's astonished reaction. Zhu Ye beside Guan Yin bowed and said respectfully, "Mr. Zhu..."

Sun Meili: "........."

Guan Yin: "……………………"

Sun Meili was slapped in the face by her strength!

The latest gold master she hooked up has a powerful social background, but she never expected to be a subordinate of the "golden thigh" behind Guan Yin!

Why is the world so small? ? ?

"Where are people? Didn't you say they turned this way just now???" Han Ya glared at Gu Yuekai, feeling more and more that she might have been tricked by Gu Yuekai.

"Are you such a temper dynamite barrel? Fire at one o'clock? Why didn't you see you like this before?"

"Gu Yuekai, shall I play with you? Where are they? Are they here??"

"You ask me, I ask who to go baby......"

Han Ya was so annoyed by Gu Yuekai's rogue behavior that she stomped her feet, raised her feet and left with all her braids.

If he hadn't been disguised as a man, the "little bird and man" just now would have scared passers-by to death.

Guan Yin followed Zhu Ye all the way back home, and Zhu Ye was stared at by the gossip-spirited Elm Spirit as soon as he stepped into the compound.

Xiao Yu is simply Zhu Ye's fanboy, who worships and yearns for all kinds of things. Every time the Supreme Ancestor God comes back, he will be messy in the breeze, gently swaying the branches and leaves, and grinning flatteringly.

He also wants to transform into a handsome man like the Supreme Ancestor God, who is simply the hottest item in their community, so many immortals and monsters are flocking to him in the sky and on the earth.

The elm spirit couldn't hold back.When the supreme ancestor god passed by him, he stretched out the tree fork and "molested" Zhu Ye's ass......

I didn't do anything, just scratched the Supreme's pants with a branch, trying to make a hole for him, hehe.

Zhu Ye was too lazy to argue with Yushu Jing, after he left, Fengshen Lord descended from the sky, and captured Yushu Jing who always made troubles to the Supreme on the spot.

"Sinister..."

Fengshenjun is old-fashioned and looks a little more rigorous than Zhu Ye.

"Master benefactor... I... I, I, I..."

"Don't say anything. If you are so unruly next time, don't blame me for being ruthless..."

The tree fork is wilting again, and the green shoots that have just sprouted from it are also dimmed.

There are a lot of red cloth strips tied on the tree of the elm spirit. When ordinary people see it, they will think it is a spiritual tree, so they will make wishes on it. Over time, they will really have spiritual power.

But in fact, the red cloth strips on the body of the elm tree are fairy ropes, because his hands and feet are dishonest, so Lord Fengshen had to tie his hands and feet to prevent him from being presumptuous to the supreme being.

A silly dog ​​that strayed here wandered up to the elm spirit, clung to his body and sniffed it, and finally raised its paw, showing its chirp, and urinated for the elm spirit.

"Ah——" the elm growled, "You stupid dog, it's you again! I warn you, I won't be polite if you pee on me!!!"

The silly dog ​​is really stupid, every time the elm spirit scolds him, every time he squats next to the elm spirit and laughs, and when it's over, he will return the favor next time, press the time on time, and pee three times a day in the morning, noon and evening!

Yu Shu looked up at the sky, he must have committed crimes in his previous life and ate dog meat, right?

Otherwise, why would the dog piss on him like this? !

Da Shagou is not from their community, he wandered here half a month ago, he was infected with the Supreme's immortal energy and opened up his intelligence, but he seems to be born with a dull mind and is always stupid.

He had an accident the day after he peed.A mother born in the 90s took her baby for a walk in the community, and ended up chatting on WeChat so much that she let the two-year-old baby walk out of the community alone, and was suddenly rushed out by a big dog while crossing the road Save me.

The child was fine, but was frightened. The mother born in the 90s was in shock and cried non-stop. Dasha Gou was crushed by a wheel and broke a dog's leg, and fell to death in a pool of blood.

No one noticed him, everyone's attention was on the little mother and the baby.

"It's so pitiful..." In a daze, Da Huang heard a voice, raised his eyes slightly, and saw a pair of white canvas shoes, "Come home with me..."

Xiaotuanzi pursed his lips and looked unhappy, because his mother picked up a big yellow dog yesterday to compete with him for favor!

Hard, slippery, and hairy, growing rapidly, he is now half a head taller than Xiaotuanzi, and his mind is more mature. He is still very dependent on Tuanzi, a domineering dependence!

"Father, don't be angry, when that silly dog ​​comes over, I'll prick him with a flower thorn to vent your anger on you!" With the appearance of a domineering president yanking Kuba, he puffed out his chest and assured Tuanzi.

"Father, my son... my son supports elder brother spiritually!" The one who flattered his stinky feet was Slippery.

"I tickle his father to death! I'm Mao Dudu..."

“…………………………”

Guan Yin named Dashagou Hero.He thought that the dog would have to be familiar with it for two or three days before it could understand that he was called a hero, but he didn't expect this big dog to be so intelligent, as if he could understand his words, and behaved very obediently, which made Guan Yin like him very much.

Guan Yin, who has always been frugal, careful and reluctant to waste money, is very fond of small animals. Taking the hero to the pet hospital for dressing changes on time every day has temporarily become his job during this time.

"Mother..." Xiaotuanzi on the window sill was anxious, watching his mother go out with the big yellow dog in his arms, tears rolling in his eyes, "I want to hug my baby, I want my mother." Hug... um..."

After closing the door, Guan Yin happened to have a face-to-face meeting with Grandma Wang who was at the opposite door. The old man was full of energy, and chatted enthusiastically with Guan Yin: "Little Guan, take your hero to see your leg again?"

"Well, I'm going to take a film to see how the bone is healing..." The fashionable and modern Grandma Wang was holding a small football in her hand, Guan Yin asked subconsciously, "Grandma, is Luo Luo coming over? "

Wang Luoluo is Grandma Wang's eldest grandson. I heard that she just turned two years old this year and has been living abroad with her mother.

As for the child's father, Grandma Wang herself rarely said anything, it seems that he is divorced...

Anyway, the affairs of the Wang family are just like that, nothing more than romance and dog blood. Grandma Wang has always been thinking about her grandson. If she can really come back this time, Grandma Wang must be dancing with joy.

Guan Yin chatted with Grandma Wang for a few more words, then went downstairs with the hero in her arms.

The author has something to say:

At first, I thought it was very exciting to match the benefactor with the elm spirit, but now I suddenly think that the big stupid dog and the elm spirit are also very cute, or three Ps?Please, please chat and let me know I'm not alone!Also, can you make a collection for the Raiders of Quick Transmigration Scrooge?Lord, please. . . . .