God, you hit me!

Side B

After putting down the phone, Guan Yin turned around, Han Ya was still sitting in front of the sofa, staring at him now: "Two movie tickets, either you and me, or you and him!"

"I think he's pretty good. You've been floating around for so many years, so cherish it when you meet him."

Guan Yin returned to the dressing table, took off another post and put it in the drawer, then got up and went to the closet to choose a leather bag.

"Look at him, why don't you just follow him! Why are you calling me?"

Guan Yin tried two bags, and felt that they didn't match today's makeup and attire. He stopped his hands and said, "In my eyes, you are jealous. Typical!"

"Sick. No one cares about you."

"You wait here, I'm going out."

"Crazy, this is your house, what am I waiting for? Let's talk about the two of us watching movies later. What do you mean? I, Han Ya, am the kind of person who forgets friends when I see sex? If I say I will watch it with you, I will watch it with you." look!!!"

"I understand you too. You must be serious when you do this, hehe..." Guan Yin laughed deliberately, not giving Han Ya a chance to argue.

"Old Guan, I beg you one thing..." Guan Yin turned her head, raised her eyelids and waited for him to speak, Han Ya suggested cheaply, "Try him for me, you seduce him, See if he gets tricked? Enough for Laoguan!"

Guan Yin blinked, then looked at Han Ya very seriously and said, "Did your head get squeezed by the door when you came here in the morning?"

Han Ya flattered her, and pretended to be Xizi holding her heart: "Old Guan, help me, we are so good, who am I going to find if I don't ask you? For my happiness, come here hehehe..."

"Han Ya, I'm going to help you with this matter, and the boat of our friendship will capsize! You can figure out what's going on!"

Guan Yin turned his face, Han Ya felt guilty, she actually understood the truth, but she just felt itchy.How many good girlfriends capsized because of such a weird prank or joke?

What if they really hooked up or the two of them actually did a fake show?

What kind of character is it to hook up with your husband's best friend even if you don't act in a cowardly manner?Although I made it up by myself at the beginning, I still have pimples in my heart, because people's hearts are changeable and subtle.

Even if the two of them let it go, Guan Yin insisted on going out and left Han Ya to wait for someone at his house.

Seeing Guan Yin who was ready to go to open the door, Han Ya in the room was anxious, stood up and shouted: "Why are you so stubborn? We agreed to watch a movie together, and I don't need you to create a machine for me alone... ..."

Before the words could be uttered, the door was opened by the sound of Guan Yin on that side, and as a result, both of them were shocked by Zhu Ye who had never left the door.

Guan Yin frowned, showing displeasure. Han Ya behind him was a gossip, and hurried up, scanning and sizing up Zhu Ye blatantly.

Ignoring Guan Yin's expression at all, he greeted Zhu Ye with a smile: "Hello, hello, I'm Lao Guan's best friend, Han Ya! What's your name?"

Zhu Ye lowered his eyes and glanced at Han Ya's extended hand. After thinking about it, he reached out and shook it. The gentleman said politely, "Zhu Ye."

"Oh oh oh, what do you do? Are you from Jiaben City? Are you married? Have a child......"

Han Ya squeezed it back twice vigorously, her mouth was like a machine gun, once she opened it, she couldn't close the switch.

Guan Yin was so embarrassed by him that he couldn't help stretching out his hand to yank it. Unexpectedly, with too much force, Han Ya slammed into the door panel. This time Guan Yin was even more embarrassed. The fire in his chest It's all on Zhu Ye's head.

"Han Ya, are you okay?"

"Hey, I said, Lao Guan, you, why are you so excited, are you disfigured? Quickly show me that you've beaten me to death......"

The two people on this side hurriedly checked the wound, while Zhu Ye on the other side answered Han Ya's question in a very disobedient and blind manner.

"I haven't done anything yet. I live in the opposite community and just moved here. I'm married with a son..."

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Zhu Ye was shut out by Guan Yin for the second time. Han Ya, who had a big purple bump on her forehead, covered her forehead and wondered: "Old Guan, I was killed by lightning just now. What's the mess? Married Huh? Already have children?? Do you know about this? What a fucking scum! My mother despises their kind of cheating homosexuals the most, they are simply the scum of society!"

Guan Yin didn't say a word, his point of view was the same as Han Ya's.Although the society is now open, there are still many homosexuals who finally choose to marry and have children to integrate into society.

It is right to stand up and carry the rainbow flag, and it is also right to be timid and shrink back due to social pressure.

Everyone has their own life, and these life passers-by have no right to interfere at all, and they can't interfere.

All Guan Yin can do is take care of himself.Don't cheat on marriage, don't waste your life, stand up bravely, loyal to the country's 14 billion population, there will always be people who will fall in love with him, look at him, and like him in disguise...

"Hey, why don't you talk? You say a few words? Laoguan? Isn't it? Tempted? Hurry up! That's not okay, he has a family and a child, you just treat it as if you were bitten by a dog, and sleep once more , if you don’t tell me, no one will know that you are blooming!”

"Didn't sleep. I don't know him well..."

Han Ya was just about to open her mouth to comfort her, but she suddenly stopped talking, her eyes rolled, and she immediately realized that Lao Guan was finding a way for herself to step down. He probably knew the "truth of the matter" this morning, so he said no when he saw him Familiar or not.

He understands!He understands everything! ! !

Changed his words and followed suit: "Wouldn't that be better, Laoguan? Anyway, I'm not familiar with it, so I don't need to touch it in the future!"

Guan Yin's eyes darkened, and he said, "I know..."

When Gu Yuekai came, Zhu Ye had already left. After he entered, Han Ya went to the corridor mysteriously, looked left and right, and then turned around and asked Gu Yuekai: "Didn't you meet anyone outside just now?" ?”

"Who? No one." Gu Yuekai walked around Guan Yin's house casually, and joked when he saw the transparent toilet, "I like this toilet, ha..."

"What do you like, go, go, get out, go. Don't hold back."

The three of them went out together, and Xiaotuanzi on the window sill pouted, reluctantly and eagerly waiting.

mother......

mother......

Bring the dumplings too, the flowerpot is not heavy at all, woo woo woo...

"Mother……"

"Mummy!"

"Emother..."

Three lazy voices, childish voices.Tuanzi was taken aback for a moment, then turned to look, and it turned out that Mao Dudu, hard and slippery, had opened his mind!

The three pots of succulents all wanted to get into Xiaotuanzi's arms, waiting to be fed one by one, grinning their mouths and asking for nutrient solution with a fork.

Xiaotuanzi was novel for a while, and felt that he was also a father, so he was very arrogant.

Stretching out the bamboo leaves, he patted the backs of the three breasts one by one, like a little grown-up, with plausible words in his mouth: "Be good, baby, sleep, father will tell you stories, hehe..."

Sanpen'er and Xiao Tuanzi huddled together to Xiaotuanzi's side, unable to pass, there was a flowerpot blocking her, tears were rolling in her eyes, she cried and asked her mother to eat grandma...

Father, Tuanzi is also a father, and you and your mother have a grandson haha.

Gu Yuekai was still driving, Han Ya didn't know what to think, she had to let Guan Yin sit in the co-pilot and he sat in the back, Guan Yin was a little angry, and said to Han Ya in a low voice: "If you want to do this, I'm leaving."

"No, you think too much. I just want to lie down for a while and be comfortable."

Guan Yin gave him a gouged look, Han Ya opened the back door with a playful smile and got in, helplessly, Guan Yin walked to the front, walked around the front of the car, and opened the door on Gu Yuekai's side: "Let me drive... ..."

Gu Yuekai was slightly taken aback, he was a little surprised that Guan Yin would drive his car, so he couldn't help but look at him differently.

When Guan Yin closed the car door, the paralyzed Han Ya in the rear passenger seat immediately got up, grabbed the car seat of Guan Yin and rushed to Gu Yuekai who was sitting in at the same time, showing off loudly: "Hey, you are blessed today!" Hey, the old Guan has a lot of driving skills."

Guan Yin was slightly surprised, only then did he realize Han Ya's intentions, and when he looked in the rearview mirror, Han Ya in the back row was winking at him, regardless of whether Gu Yuekai understood the meaning of their conversation or not. He grinned: "Do you have the same feeling as before? Surely it will come naturally as soon as you touch it?"

Speed ​​and passion, power and money are an indispensable part of every man, everyone needs it, everyone wants it!

Guan Yin was a little excited, she threw off her stiletto heels, stepped on the pedals with her bare feet, shifted gears, started the car, merged, and accelerated, all in one go.

After the car started, Guan Yin habitually opened the sunroof, and white clouds immediately appeared, floating above their heads.

"Old Guan, open the car window a little bit, blow on it, play a tune for me, I want to be high!"

Gu Yuekai secretly looked at Guan Yin a few times, and saw that the corners of his lips were slightly curved, with a smile on his face, his sunglasses stuck on the top of his head, and his long hair fluttering when the wind blew.

The driving skills are not outstanding, and he seems to know his car very well, and he is very skilled in operation.

"Are you stupid?" Han Ya squinted and saw Gu Yuekai staring deeply at Guan Yin, pretending to be meaningless, and yelled loudly, "Uncle Gu, are you stupid? Do you know the only pink one back then?" Whose Lexus LAF supercar is?"

"Han Ya——" Guan Yin in front hesitated to speak, but it was all over, and the hero did not mention the bravery of the past.

Han Ya let out a cry, and reluctantly closed her mouth. Gu Yuekai who was beside him spoke with great interest: "Why didn't you say it? Who is it?"

"Love so and so!" Han Ya had a small face and didn't want to talk to Gu Yuekai anymore.

Soon, the three of them arrived at the gate of the cinema. Han Ya rolled her eyes and suddenly suggested, "There are only two movie tickets, and there is no parking space here. Why don't you just drive and play by yourself? Before the movie ends Just come back." Without giving Gu Yuekai a chance to say anything, Han Ya decided on her own, "Gu Yuekai, don't be afraid, the Lexus LAF supercar is quite expensive, so why don't I bet myself on you? You’re definitely not bad for a piece of gas, right?”

Gu Yuekai leaned close to his back, leaned into his ear and said, "That's terrible. Why don't you come to my place at night?"

Han Ya stared, looking at Guan Yin, who was still sitting in the car and holding the steering wheel, feeling a little sad, thinking how could he, the favorite of the day, end up here?

Grinning his teeth: "Just go! Afraid of you?!"

Gu Yuekai smiled in satisfaction, stretched out his arms grandly to embrace Han Ya's arm, pulled her into his arms, and pulled her away: "I want you to look good tonight..."

Han Ya looked back again, thinking to fuck it, sleeping once is no different from sleeping twice anyway, not everyone can borrow this car, Lao Guan is rarely so happy, he is also happy to see it .

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