God, you hit me!

Side B

Han Ya was taken aback.

Guan Yin was also too embarrassed, wanting to jump off Zhu Ye's back like a conditioned reflex.

Only the thick-skinned Supreme Ancestor God himself remained calm and seemed willing to misunderstand that Han Ya, who was standing in the doorway, misunderstood that there was adultery between them.

Han Ya didn't have time to admire the tyrannical pull of the Zushen Supreme, her eyes were rippling, and she winked at Guan Yin on Zhu Ye's back, saying, "You can do it, Lao Guan, you are really good at it, what have you done behind your back? Give him a golden house to hide a strong man"? !A clear look.

Zhu Ye was rejected by Guan Yin and ate at the door. The little dumpling in the room was so anxious that the buds on the top of his head dilated back and forth. Why didn't the mother let the father in? Bamboo is so anxious!

As soon as the door was closed, Han Ya stopped Guan Yin and interrogated him like a machine gun: "Hurry up! Hurry up! Lao Guan, hurry up and tell me the truth! Who was the domineering president just now? Where did he hook up? To what extent? Did he hit home run? Seeing how big his nose is, the bottom must be very spectacular! How is it? Hehehe, are you happy, Lao Guan?

Guan Yin rolled his eyes: "If you want to feel good, ask yourself! I'm not familiar with him."

"Oh, oh, you can pull it back! Sleep and sleep! How can I still laugh at you? I will laugh at you if you don't sleep!" Han Ya leaned over and pressed Guan Yin with her shoulders, with a wicked look, "Honestly speaking, is he alive? Did you suck it for him? Can he eat it? Hee hee..."

Suck your sister!Guan Yin stared, Han Ya obviously had a gossip, Guan Yin was too lazy to play the piano against him.

Seeing Guan Yin hopping into the bathroom, Han Ya behind him yelled: "Old Guan, what? You two played tricks yesterday? Why did you cripple you? Hahaha ……………”

What answered him was a roll of paper, flying straight to his feet, Guan Yin exerted a little force, and the roll of paper hit Han Ya on the forehead.

Guan Yin washed up, and the bored Han Ya wandered around the room with the plastic bag she came in, and finally stopped in front of the window. She reached out and pinched the leaves of the dumpling. What, Han Ya quickly took out the three pots of succulents from the plastic bag and placed them side by side next to the small dumplings.

I just bought it at the street corner downstairs. The boy who sells succulents is so handsome. Han Ya couldn't help it. He spent ten yuan in the past. It was originally five yuan a pot, so he had to beg for nothing. Yuan Sanpener.

A pot of black rabbit ears, a pot of striped twelve rolls, and a pot of white peonies.

The guy who sells succulents told Han Ya what species they were, but unfortunately, Han Ya, who was not distracted, didn't listen at all.

After arranging them next to the small balls, I thought about it, then I pointed at the black rabbit ears and said, "Your name is Maodudu", then I pointed at the white peony and said, "Your name is slippery", and finally pointed to the striped twelve rolls and said , "You are called Hard Bang Bang!"

Xiaotuanzi: "........."

Xiao Zhuzi was very upset when his ears were pulled by a strange "auntie". His father said that men and women are not close to each other. It is really wrong for "she" to act like Meng Lang. When his father comes, he will sue!

Out of the corner of her eye, she caught a glimpse of the watering can standing in the corner of the window, and Han Ya suddenly remembered what the succulent boy said, that after going back and watering it thoroughly, there would be no need to water it for fifteen days after that.

Picking up the watering can, I watered Maodudu, slippery, and hard. After thinking about it, it’s not bad for a small bamboo pot. It’s easy to water, and it’s absolutely helpful.

———Typical pig-like teammates!

If Gu Yuekai hadn't called him, Han Ya would have sprinkled all the water in the watering can on Xiaotuanzi's body.

"Why? What's the matter? Old man Gu is lonely again?"

Han Ya is wearing a white cotton and linen retro shirt with a partial front today, a pair of navy blue skinny jeans, a pair of small white shoes on her feet, her hairstyle is also retro, and she has a big braid.

Xiaotuanzi disliked Han Ya for being too noisy, dangled in front of him, and uttered wild words, too menglang, and she didn't know how to be ashamed, mother would definitely be led astray by her aunt!He still wants to sue! !

"Tonight? I'm afraid it won't work. Me now? I'm here at Laoguan. I don't know yet. Maybe another day!"

Han Ya sat down on Guan Yin's bed, and Xiao Tuanzi on the window sill immediately became furious. It was mother's bed, and no one was allowed to sleep on it except father and him! !

bad guy!Bad aunt, shameless, sitting on his mother's bed!

Hey, Tuanzi hasn't sat down yet! ! !

"Why are you so annoying? I can't say whether to go or not, so let's hang up! It's annoying."

Han Ya tilted her head, and saw Guan Yin jumping out of the bathroom with one leg, threw the phone on the bed, and hurriedly got up and went to help him.

Guan Yin is a bit of a clean freak, and doesn't like other people sitting on his bed, even Han Ya.It is also stipulated that Han Ya is not allowed to put his bag on his pillow, and don't put his mobile phone on his bed. The dirtiest thing is the mobile phone, with countless bacteria on it.

"Just sit down for a while, let's be serious. Mainly, I have changed my clothes today, and I came here by bus. I don't have a seat, so I stand! The pants are not dirty at all. It's like the organization guarantees! Hehehe..."

"It was Gu Yuekai who called you just now?" Han Ya helped Guan Yin to sit down in front of the makeup mirror, and then watched him put his hair up and tie it up in a black leather case, sticking his bangs Stick it, start to wipe water on your face......

"Ah, it's him. I just remembered, you came back from the hotel this morning without washing your face?"

Guan Yin glared at him, and the dog couldn't spit out ivory again.

"Don't play with your eyes all the time, Lao Guan, old man Gu, I'll keep it for you, do you want it? Don't be shy, tell me..."

"Are you okay? Come back if you're okay!"

"Follow me with the high-cold one. I'm a dead pig and I'm not afraid of boiling water, haha. Hurry up. The movie starts at twelve o'clock. I'm an elegant seat, and I'm giving away a set menu!"

Guan Yin hummed, he was actually very envious of Han Ya, he had constant love affairs, and he seemed to be sincere to him, but on the other hand, it might be because of his personality, he didn't like men...

Guan Yin put on an exquisite makeup. He likes strong and bright ones, unlike Han Ya who likes light and fresh ones. The two of them, one fire and one water, combined flawlessly.

Han Ya lowered her head to play with her mobile phone, Guan Yin, who had put on makeup, got up and changed her clothes, and Han Ya, who didn't shy away from scrolling through Moments behind her back, was so anxious that Xiaotuanzi's forehead was sweating!

no!no!Mother can't be Meng Lang like this, there are outsiders behind you!

The little bamboo leaf twisted back and forth, really wanting to get out of the flower pot and jump over to push that bad aunt down, and let him secretly take pictures of mother with his mobile phone! !

Han Ya pursed her lips and grinned, and patted Guan Yin's back "Spring/color" and sent it to Gu Yuekai, typing in a crackling voice, concerned about the partial reactions of veteran cadres, and asked Gu Yuekai if Lao Guan's figure was good Great, did you stand up!

Gu Yuekai didn't say anything, and sent him ten [-] red envelopes in succession.

Han Ya suddenly felt that her heart was not going well, why, is this optimistic?Thank him for giving him a reward?rogue!Scumbag! !

You're welcome, and took all the ten two hundred red envelopes, and then blackmailed Gu Yuekai.

In less than half a minute, Gu Yuekai called from his cell phone, but Han Ya didn't answer it, and then his cell phone began to receive all kinds of successful recharge text messages, all of which were worth 20 yuan. After a while, the mailbox was overwhelmed. , Han Ya got angry, grabbed her phone, got up and hid in the large transparent toilet of Guan Yin's house, which was still soundproof regardless of the screen.

"Are you sick? Abnormal? What are you doing???"

"Add me back on WeChat, hurry up!"

"do not add!"

"Okay, be good, be obedient, add me back quickly, and you can do whatever you say in the future."

"Is it okay to wink? I said you two are really sick. Since you see each other right, let's be together. Why do you always take me?"

There is a reason for Han Ya's displeasure.When Gu Yuekai was with him, he always praised Guan Yin for all kinds of good things, saying that he liked him, and then praised Guan Yin afterward?What the hell logic?It's obviously scum!

"It's definitely not possible for us! Don't contact me in the future! If you like Laoguan, you can chase after him yourself. I definitely don't care about it."

"Didn't you make me cheap by kicking me?"

"?????"

"Stop embellishing the waves in the future. It's the first time. It's so tight that it hurts me. What kind of cosmic black hole is installed? It's like a dead fish lying there. The technique is too bad!"

"Gu Yuekai——I call you uncle!!!"

Han Ya was furious and dropped the phone angrily. He pretended to be "dead phone" in front of Guan Yin all day long, but in fact that bit of "knowledge" was learned from hearsay and novels.

That day, Gu Yuekai was fascinated by Gu Yuekai, and he left with him in a daze, and was beaten up by that guy in a daze, feeling angry and anxious, and then picked on all kinds of eggs. The bones are working, nothing more than a reflection of lack of self-confidence.

His parts are small, and his butt is not turned off. Doesn't the clothes reveal his true colors?And the skin is still dark......

To sum up, Gu Yuekai must play with him.

Then he can't be short, he must pretend to be round! ! !

The phone rang back and forth seven or eight times, but Han Ya just didn't answer it. She heard the sound of putting on makeup outside, and asked him with her bangs sticking to her head, "Gu Yuekai? Answer it? Are you making a fuss, you two?"

"You pick it up, tell him I'm dead!!!" Han Ya came angrily from the transparent bathroom, and directly handed the ringing mobile phone to Guan Yin who was painting eyelashes.

Guan Yin looked at him and knew in his heart that this was falling in love again.Pressing the answer button, Gu Yuekai immediately heard a sticky sound from the handset: "Are you angry? Tell me the address, and I'll fly over to pick you up right now..."

Really sour.Guan Yin was so sour that he was a little envious, so he shivered, and reported his home address to Gu Yuekai.

The other party was slightly startled, and quickly exchanged greetings: "It's Guan Yin, look at me... I'm really sorry... I'm sorry to trouble you, tell him I'll go there now." Maybe it was because I remembered it again What, added, "Together, let's have lunch or whatever you say."

"Come on, he's bought all the movie tickets. It's at twelve noon."

Gu Yuekai's breath stagnates, although Guan Yin can't see it, it's not difficult for Guan Yin to imagine Gu Yuekai's expression at this moment, he must be happy.

The author has something to say:

Pray, I hope that every day someone will collect Wenwen.

Pray, I hope you can see the comments when you open the page.

In fact, I am very lonely. I hope that every day someone will communicate with me and discuss with me, so that I can increase my confidence and know that there are friends who are silently reading my words.