God, you hit me!

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He picked off a green leaf and threw it into the clean bottle, and then transformed into the world's first bamboo.

Time flies, white horses pass by, and 1000 years later, there is a purple bamboo forest in Putuo Mountain in the South China Sea.

In the depths of the misty bamboo sea, there is a fairy dressed in colorful clothes, squatting alone in front of a small green bamboo and muttering to herself: "Azhu, Ayin is very lonely..."

He didn't know who he was, and he didn't know where he came from. The name A Yin existed in his mind after he opened his eyes, so he named himself A Yin.

He likes this piece of purple bamboo forest, and even more likes this little green bamboo that he keeps in a clean bottle, because it is different.

The vicissitudes of life have changed, and the lonely one who accompanied Ah Yin was always his little Ah Zhu...

Side A

"Father, mother really don't remember us?" A small arrow bamboo on the window sill stood side by side with a big arrow bamboo beside it.Against the light, she asked in a childish voice.

They are now a potted plant in the afterglow of the setting sun, planted in a flower pot and placed in a corner of an inconspicuous window sill.

The golden light bloomed outside the window, bunches of which penetrated the gauze curtain and came in, falling on the figure sitting kneeling in front of the window sill, smeared with red nail polish.

Xiao Tuanzi raised his face, the sunlight outside the window was too glaring, he squinted his eyes and looked hard, but he couldn't see his father's face clearly.

He is only five thousand years old, and he can't move on his own, so he can only be planted in a flower pot at his mother's house, looking at his beautiful mother obsessively.

A Niang is very beautiful, tall, with long, curly hair like seaweed in the dragon palace of Grandpa Dragon King.

Xiaotuanzi stretched out his hand and pulled the leaves of his father, looking up with anticipation.

Why doesn't mother remember them?Why does the mother live in the mortal world instead of living with him and the father in the 36th heaven?Tuanzi was very curious.

Zhu Ye's eyes gradually became darker, and they were as hot as a ball of fire, falling on Guan Yin's body and burning fiercely.

Endless thoughts melted in my heart, and unspeakable pain lingered in my mind.

Ayin...Ayin...his Ayin...will never be separated again!

Guan Yin, who was sitting on the windowsill, painted his fingernails beautifully. The red color matched him very well, making his hands look particularly white.

His hair was long and curly like seaweed, and he shook his hands trying to quickly dry the red nail polish on his nails.

A white shirt was casually wrapped around his upper body, and his two long legs were dangling back and forth under the window sill. He didn't know that the pot of arrow bamboo that was so close to him saw all his "old bottom".

"Hmm...why did father cover the eyes of the dumpling?"

"See no evil."

Tuanzi has a flat mouth, and his father has always had a paralyzed face, speaking coldly, and he is not at all as affectionate to him as he was when he looked at A Niang!

"good……"

A big hand came up and gently rubbed the green leaves on the top of the dumpling's head. The little man was very comfortable, squinting his eyes and full of enjoyment, and soon fell asleep on his father's body, drowsy.

Guan Yin, 26 this year, used to be a second-generation ancestor who did not touch the water of Yang Chunshui.

It's a pity that in the 30 years of Hedong and the 30 years of Hexi, life is full of ups and downs.Catch up with the turmoil, his father was pushed out to serve as a shuanggui, and his superiors abandoned the pawns to bail out the car, so they took the blame for this old man Guan.

His official career was ruined, and for the sake of his wife, children and family, Father Guan committed suicide at home in fear of crime.Then, Guan's mother lost her mind in grief and was forcibly sent to a mental hospital.

Those days were really like a bolt from the blue to Guan Yin, from something to nothing is just a process for you to get used to.

In just three months, he learned a truth—the rich have distant relatives in the mountains, but the poor have no one to ask them!

There are all kinds of life and the world is hot and cold. Only people make troubles, and no one is willing to add icing on the cake for him.

The family property was confiscated, and the property rescued by Guan Mu in advance was limited, only a jade bracelet she wore with her and a set of [-]-square-meter real estate in an ordinary residential area.

The 30 cash was quickly squandered by Guan Yin, and then the "iron buddies" around him left one after another one after another, calling him a dead monster and a pervert...

He locked himself up and was angry for three days and three nights. He wanted to die but didn't have the courage. Only then did he realize the importance of money. However, it was too late to repent!

After he calmed down a bit, he also accepted the fact that he had changed from a rich young master to a pauper overnight, and then he started his part-time job.

No one is willing to hire him. After all, the country is easy to change and the nature is difficult to change. Letting him work in a certain company from [-] to [-] seems to be no different from letting him die, especially since he is still a gender invert and likes cross-dressing. addicted master.

In the past, he had the capital to be picky and picky, but now he is a princess without the life of a princess!

Later, he used the Internet to find some jobs with daily wages for himself, such as surrogate driving, selling some surrogate purchases on Xbao to earn the difference, or anchoring some beauty videos to share online. In fact, he is a vagrant, unemployed youth.

By now, he has become extremely careful.To put it mildly, he is called "scrupulous and budgetary", and to put it harshly, he is just stingy and stingy!

That's why he has a very apt nickname Pixiu - only in and out.

Xiaotuanzi lay on his father's body and hugged his father's arm, and fell asleep. Zhu Ye patted his son's back, and slowly pulled out his arm from under Tuanzi's body, leaving Xiaotuanzi with a bamboo in a flowerpot sleep in.

At eight o'clock in the evening, Guan Yin, who had been well-dressed, went out in his shorts and crop top, his big bag and his dirty black long hair.

Zhu Ye followed him all the way to the "Aishang" KTV, and watched Guan Yin walk in helplessly. Standing under the colorful light box, Zhu Ye's face became more tense.

He doesn't like the mortal world, he doesn't like this world.

After finding Heart K's room, Guan Yin secretly peeked at the door to observe the situation in the room before knocking on the door.

The inside has already been raging, and the demons are dancing wildly. It is obviously the first priority, and this is the second priority to release.

Han Ya often called Guan Yin to come out to sweep up the second game after eating. Anyway, they were taken advantage of, and the fat did not flow out.

He and Guan Yin had the same fate, they loved each other, Han Ya was not a transvestite, he felt that he should be a woman, and he was also a perfectionist, so he was extremely contradictory.

He didn't want to destroy his natural body organs, and he didn't want to be a man, so he secretly took hormone-changing drugs and injections of estrogen behind his family's back when he was a teenager, which made his bust extremely impressive and even He is plumper and rounder than a real woman, while his masculine characteristics are gradually shrinking and shrinking. Now, even if he stops the injection, the damage to his body will be irreversible, and he will never be able to restore it to the original state.

Guan Yin is well-dressed, while Han Ya is fresh and refined, which is hard to say. When outsiders see Guan Yin and Han Ya for the first time, they will definitely regard Guan Yin as "black fungus" and Han Ya as "little pure".

But the real fact is that although Guan Yin loves each other and dresses differently, he is an out-and-out and powerful man.

Little Chunjie Han Ya has a turbulent heart, wishing to make all the beautiful men in the world bow down under his pomegranate skirt.

Zhu Ye has been secretly looking at everything in front of him, and his A Yin has picked up the corner seat since he stepped into the Heart King.

No singing, no dancing, no communication, just sitting silently in the dark and watching everyone scrambling to grab the mic and sing.

At 12:30 in the morning, the game ended, and everyone left one after another, but Guanyin waited until the end.

Before the waiter came in, he put all the unopened snacks and unopened bottles of drinks on the coffee table into his "treasure box", and then stepped on his thin high-heeled shoes, carrying his big The package came back with a full load.

Sure enough, they came to raid!