The first noodle shop in history

Li Xunhuan: Is Xiongtai still there?

Li Li replied cautiously: Yes!Haha, because I just came here, I forgot the group number for a while.

Li Xunhuan was amused by the other party's carelessness, for forgetting such an important thing: You should read the instruction manual again.

Li Li was embarrassed, and secretly scolded the other party for being ignorant. He said it so clearly that he wanted him to pull him, didn't he know? !

But at this time, it is impossible for him to turn his face against him and say: To be honest, I am doing a task outside...

Said to leave half and half for the other party to replenish their brains.

Li Xunhuan understood: It turned out that he was in the mission world, so he had to read the instructions.

When Li Li saw him say such a sentence, he thought he understood, but after waiting for a long time, the other party did not wait for the next word.

I'm doing a task, and I can't read the manual, so you pull me or tell me the group number! !

Li Li was dumbfounded for a few seconds, and typed: Li Tanhua, what is the group number?

Li Xunhuan: I had something to do just now, someone from the team replied to me, I will pull you right away.

Li Li replied in seconds: Good!

【Li Xunhuan pulls you into the group chat of the first dimension store in history, do you agree or not? 】

Agree, agree, absolutely agree.

[Sorry, your identity is wrong, your identity card was not detected, and the administrator has rejected your joining. 】

I'm going, what the hell! ! !

Li Li's face froze, and he seemed to have escaped into the ice cellar. Could it be that he was discovered?No, no, no, no.He comforted himself in his heart, and it took him a long time to find some warmth and stiffly ask Li Xunhuan.

Li Li: What's the matter?Why was my admission rejected?

Li Xunhuan was surprised: No way?It should say no, how did you say it?

Li Li: It said that my ID card was not detected...

Li Xun Huan lowered his head and thought, and began to doubt Li Li's identity, but the next second he thought that Zhang Sanfeng would pull him into the group, there must be such a person, so what's going on now?

Li Xunhuan: Who refused?I'll ask.

Li Li was undecided, and began to regret why he joined that group. What if his identity was found out and he was kicked?But Li Xun Huan asked, if he didn't answer, wouldn't it arouse his suspicion even more?Thinking of it this way, he felt a sudden change in his heart, and decided to take a gamble!Reply: Calling the Red Queen...

Li Xunhuan was stunned, and he automatically replenished his brain: It's her, no wonder, brother, you are doing tasks in another world, if your identity is stuck in the small world, the intelligent brain of the Red Queen will not be able to tell, you apply again, I will go Let Zhenren Zhang pass, he is the administrator.

Li Li excited: Good!

No wonder he heard the name of the Red Queen a little familiar, it turned out to be the intelligent brain Xiaoguliang in Resident Evil.

He applied again, and this time he was accepted.

Li Li: Hello, everyone.

Kakashi: Huh?Newcomer?Isn't it the new term yet?

Li Li was nervous: I forgot to join the group before.

Lu Xiaofeng: How can you forget such an important thing, brother, you are so good at it!

Li Li looked sloppy: Haha, I've always been forgetful...

Time flies like water, and three years have passed in the blink of an eye. Since he joined the group, as long as he asked for information about the world in the group, Li Li immediately chatted privately about the other party's transactions, and made money that others could not earn in their entire lives.

At the beginning of all this, he was careful to take care of the shopkeeper. After all, he heard that the shopkeeper had a monopoly channel for answering questions. Gradually, he looked at the shopkeeper and didn't notice it, and he never appeared in the group. His actions It was getting bigger and bigger, and I took it for granted that when he exchanged points for money, the system would draw a profit every time!All he has no scruples.

After hearing people in the group say that the owner is a man, and his lover is also a man, I immediately despised him in my heart, and made him be careful for so long, so it turned out to be a dead gay!

While making money, Li Li’s life has also undergone earth-shaking changes. He slapped the manager in the face, and his ex-girlfriend betrayed him because her mother was seriously ill, so he forgave her very generously and gave her money to help her mother recover from her illness. , Let her stay by her side with peace of mind.Buying a car and a house to slap the face of the rich second generation, using money as paper, anyway, he has plenty of money.During this period, love blossoms constantly, beautiful policemen, big stars, big-breasted nurses, beautiful teachers, pure students, tsundere green plums... He can recruit anyone who is a little bit pretty, anyway, he can't afford to support them.

This golden finger is very good, but there is one thing that Li Li is very dissatisfied with. This broken mobile phone does not know how to change it. It can only convert points into money, and cannot directly use points!He can't get any of the weapon skills mentioned by the people in the group!

After more than three years of fishing in the group, at first he was worried that he would be discovered, but since no one suspected him, he let down his vigilance.At the same time, he also pieced together a rough idea from the words of the group friends who joined later.

A great power opens stores in various worlds. This store is the entrance of Wanjie Store. Wanjie Store needs to do tasks to earn points. Points can be exchanged for anything in the store. It can be said that as long as you have enough points It is not impossible to become a fairy in an instant.

After hearing the news, Li Li's heart was filled with enthusiasm, and he immediately ordered people to search for the No. [-] store all over the world until they found it.

When he goes to the plane store and learns martial arts, who must be trampled under his feet!All the beauties in the world belong to him, and the gay store owner, a gay, is not worthy of being a store owner at all! !

Hahahahaha!

As if thinking of the scene where he would stand at the top in the future, Li Li's face flushed because of excessive indulgence.

What he didn't notice was that his phone flickered slightly.

In the simple and elegant hall.

An elf, only ten centimeters tall, flapped its small wings and flew onto the lap of a baby-faced young man sitting on the sofa, and said coquettishly, "Master, that guy is disgusting, I don't want to follow him, okay~"

Yi Ge opened his mouth to eat a grape that the man automatically fed him, puffed his cheeks and mumbled, "Don't worry, Xiaolu, that guy won't be jumping for long, and you'll be welcoming the next master soon."

"Yeah~ okay~" Xiaolu thought that she would no longer be poisoned by those eye-catching pictures and sounds, and the whole villain was so excited that she flew up and down. "Then master~ Xiaolu has gone back~"

He gave his master a last look reluctantly, seeing that the master didn't give him a mean, he flew away regretfully.

He didn't dare to ask for a kiss from his master in front of the main god, unless he didn't want his little life anymore.

Lu Hua rubbed Yi Ge's flat belly, disappointed why there was no flesh, but she kept her expression on her face, and said, "The test subject is restless?"

Yi Ge didn't notice his small movements, and leaned lazily in his arms, saying, "Mm. Just let the system change its host."

Lu Hua nodded and didn't say anything, but in the bottom of her heart, she had already decided to find Xiaolu later to find out what the experimental product had done, so that the little pigeon who hadn't decided to replace him could replace him.

Speaking of which, the abnormality of Li Li's mobile phone is not accidental, but to exploit a world without stores. Li Li lives in a world without stores.So Yi Ge thought of a way and created a system elf, allowing the elf to enter these worlds to choose a mobile phone and a host. The mobile phone can connect to the Wanjie store and buy and sell anything in the recycling store.As for why Xiaolu can only exchange money, because he is the first generation system, Yi Ge first put him into it to test the waters.

And even the first-generation product, Yi Ge, did not plan to lose money. Money is the least valuable thing in the store. For example, in the Wanjie store, even if there are 1 yuan on the ground, no one will go to it. pick up.

#If you have time to pick up money, why not hurry up and do the task. #

Or #I can't even exchange a single point, so what's the use of picking it up? ! #

But unexpectedly, Xiaolu's first host turned out to be a stallion with straight male cancer. He didn't want to care about the other who prostituted a woman, but the other party should definitely despise him as the shop owner.

When he heard Xiaolu report that Li Li wanted to squeeze him out and take over by himself, and secretly scolded him for being a disgusting fag, the smile on the corner of Yi Ge's mouth disappeared immediately.

Heh, you who once had everything, how miserable do you look after losing everything?It will crash.After all, he is a useless otaku stallion who only complains about social injustice in his head.

The author has something to say: there are a few chapters left to finish~

Thank you Stupid Rabbit, Yueyue's one landmine, Brother Nine's two mines! (Ninth brother is so cute, is it because I forgot to throw the landmine yesterday? Did you make it up today? 2333)