The first noodle shop in history

A Xing who didn't know that the third uncle threw him down and ran away: "..."

Snapped……

The sound of a hand on Ah Xing's shoulder.

Ah Xing's face became impatient, and he slapped the hand on his shoulder: "Oh, third uncle, I told you to stop making trouble, and you can play."

Yi Ge raised his eyebrows and looked behind him with a faint smile on his lips.And Ah Xing thought that the "Goddess" was smiling at him, and he was fascinated by it.

Snapped--

This time the slap on his shoulder was so strong that he almost missed Ah Xing on the ground. He turned his head angrily, "Third Uncle! I'm angry...Gah——" A completely unfamiliar face came into view, He blinked in confusion: "Sir, who are you looking for?"

Lu Hua showed her thick white teeth, "I'm looking for my boyfriend."

"Then sir, you have found the wrong place. There is no boyfriend of yours here." He felt relieved, and easily pointed to the side: "Go over there and have a look." After finishing speaking, he immediately turned his head and ignored him .

"No, I'm not wrong, the one in front of you is."

Ah Xing blinked his eyes in a bit of confusion, before he could react, his "goddess" in front of him was embraced by the man possessively.

He looked at Yi Ge with questioning eyes, hoping that the other party would say no or refuse, but he was disappointed. Not only did the goddess not refuse, but she looked at the man with a smile on her face.

Ah Xing: I'm broken in love...

"Hey, wait, it's not right!" Ah Xing suddenly thought of what the man said just now, glanced back and forth between the two and said, "You just said you were looking for your boyfriend?"

Yi Ge covered his mouth with his slender fingers and smiled: "Actually, I just wanted to tell you that I am a man."

"Gah? Man man man???!!!" Ah Xing seemed to have received [-] points of critical damage. This news was even more important than the fact that his sweetheart had a boyfriend, so he directly put the pink color of not giving up and a little thought. Heart shattered.

Even if he has a boyfriend, he can still comfort himself that maybe there is still a chance to snatch the goddess away from him, but the goddess is a man...he is a straight man, not a gay! !

"So you are all men?" Ah Xing said with big eyes.

Yi Ge: "En."

A Xingsheng knelt on the ground without love, mother, he no longer believes in love π_π

Lu Hua sneered, clenched her fists, made creaking noises, raised her strong chin domineeringly and looked down at him, and said, "Then, it's time for us to settle the score. Which hand did you use to grab my lover?"

Ah Xing swallowed his saliva, looked at the strong muscles on the opponent's arm, and then looked at his own small body, and immediately faltered, and said with a smile: "This big brother, it's all a misunderstanding..."

Yi Ge said: "Don't hit too hard." Lu Hua's face darkened, and the next second he heard a voice transmission in Xiaogezi's mind: Don't misunderstand the vinegar bucket, this young man is the protagonist of this world, fight him. It's hard to explain why the will of the world is dead.

Ah Xing, who only heard the words "don't put your hands too hard", was moved to tears, hey, the goddess is so kind, but it's a pity that the gender is wrong! ! <(tot)>

"Hehe, I misunderstood..." Lu Hua felt better, but it was obviously impossible to just let the other party go, so she quickly raised her fist, and when Ah Xing was still touched by the "Goddess"'s caring, she punched mercilessly Hit him on the eye, leaving a dark circle.If it is not for the sake of the other party being the male lead, the world will collapse if the other party is killed, and it is not just a simple black eye.

"Ah—" Ah Xing covered his eyes, and said in disbelief, "Brother, please call me!"

Lu Hua smiled, "Okay, then we'll have to fight."

Ah Xing immediately took a step back vigilantly, and the next second: "Ah—" it happened to be symmetrical with the other eye.

Yi Ge: "...If you don't die, you won't die."

Ah Xing's bruised eyes widened: "...Obviously I used superpowers to control you, how can you still move??"

Lu Hua: "You're talking about the resistance of a piece of paper?"

A piece of paper... Ah Xing took a deep breath, he used half of his skills!Looking deeply at the two people opposite him: "You...look at the flying saucer behind you!!" After finishing speaking, he immediately turned around and ran away.

It's a joke, he used all his hole cards and still couldn't beat the opponent, and he knew he couldn't beat him, so why did he stay here? !Waiting to be beaten! !

He turned around and ran to the side of the road. When he saw a car parked there, his eyes lit up and he hurried up: "Go, go!"

The car owner turned his head, and a charming face appeared in Ah Xing's eyes: "Sit still."

Ah Xing lost his mind for a moment, and looked her up and down. Could this be another man...with breasts?Is it a shemale? ?

Here, Lu Hua, who was successfully tricked into turning around, saw that he had disappeared, and cursed angrily, "Fuck, let that brat run away!"

Yi Ge's black line: "...so how stupid are you to believe that there are flying saucers in this world..."

Lu Hua choked and coughed in embarrassment, but immediately thought of what happened just now, and began to ask her: "Why did you follow him, little pigeon?!"

"He pulled me."

Lu Hua was unwilling: "Hmph, he is the only one who can catch you? And obviously you can break free easily! That kid can catch you, it must be your acquiescence!"

"..."

Lu Hua: "And you let him fuck you... (?? Yi?)" He didn't even fuck you a few times! ! !

Yi Ge: Well, the strong grievance in his voice seems to take him some time to coax.

"Who told you to make me angry." Yi Ge looked at his increasingly aggrieved face with a funny face.

Hearing Yi Ge mention that incident, Lu Hua felt guilty, and apologized neatly: "Okay, I was wrong." Anyway, he won't change it. (""")

"Will you change it?"

"No." It's too bad to say it too quickly!

really……

Yi Ge was about to speak when he was suddenly pushed against the wall by the man. He said, "That brat beat you to the wall, so I want it too!!"

Yi Ge blinked his eyes in bewilderment, looked at the man who was obviously a little uneasy but pretended to be an old driver, laughed out loud, put his arms around his waist, and tiptoed to kiss him.

Lu Hua was stunned for a moment, and after realizing it, she immediately turned to the guest, and captured the lingering in his soft lips, the corners of the two connected mouths slid down to swallow the transparent silver thread.

Yi Ge felt the rough palms that did not belong to him move on his body, causing tremors all over his body, his breathing gradually became irregular, he closed his eyes, and not to be outdone, touched the other party's crotch lightly, and drew a circle with his index finger.

He could feel the strength in his mouth getting stronger, his lips were swollen and numb, and he had a feeling of being completely eaten by the other party.

"Come outside once?"

"Okay." A certain man flicked his tail excitedly.

……

Two hours later, after simply wiping the area between his legs clean, Yi Ge glared angrily at the man with a red face, rotten egg!He said that he is not allowed to enter inside! !

Lu Hua couldn't hold back her smile, she pinched her nose with a blushing face, "It's getting late, let's find a hotel to rest..." It would be even better if we could do it again in the hotel.

Yi Ge: "...my legs are a little weak."

"!" Lu Hua covered her face and held her heart in her heart. Is the little pigeon acting like a baby? It's so cute, how can it be so cute——!I really want to eat him in one bite qwq

Two little red flowers floated on his face, he squatted down and looked back at Yi Ge expectantly.Yi Ge originally meant this, so he didn't have the slightest pretense to attach himself to him. Lu Hua rubbed his good touch and carried him on his back.

Meaty, soft, and elastic, it feels great when you knead it!And this is the place where I put my brother in every time... Thinking of the tingling sensation in his scalp when he was wrapped...

Ahhhhh, hurry up!Can't think about it anymore! !Thinking about it again, I couldn't help stretching out my claws! ! ! 【Crash face jbg】

call……

Damn, he's hard (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴

Fortunately, there weren't many people at this meeting in the middle of the night, and Lu Hua was wearing looser trousers, otherwise it would be so obviously turned up, so it would be no wonder that others would not treat him as a pervert.