The first noodle shop in history

It was already evening when he entered this new world. This time, Yi Ge did not look around to confirm which world he entered, but first raised his pink fist and beat up a certain innocent man who begged for mercy.

"Aw~" The sound of killing a pig sounded in the silent night.

Yi Ge paused, his mouth twitched, and his attacks became even more merciless.

Lu Hua saw that her miserable cry not only did not arouse the little pigeon's sympathy, but made him even more angry, she quickly admitted her mistake and begged for mercy, but what he said in begging for mercy was more embarrassing... "Wife, wife, I was wrong (＞＜) , I promise not to scream or resist!" After finishing speaking, he raised his head with a face of resignation, bit his lower lip tightly and waited to be beaten.

In his heart: I hope that the little pigeon can let him go to bed tonight because he is so active in admitting his mistakes.

Yi Ge's lips curled up, and he patted his handsome face with his right hand: "Don't think that if you act pitifully this time, I will bypass you like before!"

Lu Hua curled her lips: "I've been discovered, the little pigeon is really getting harder and harder to fool around..."

↑ In fact, I have never been fooled.

Could it be...Little Pigeon doesn't love me as much as before? ? [horrified face]

↑ You think too much, make up for it.

The little abacus was broken.

Could it be that his handsome face will be doomed today? !

Just when Lu Hua was about to accept his fate, an exasperated male voice came from the street not far away: "Stop! Stop!"

Immediately afterwards came the voice of a middle-aged man who was a bit wretched: "Only a fool will stop!!"

"Shut up, uncle, let's run." The voice was obviously much younger than the previous one, and hearing him call the middle-aged man uncle, the two should be relatives.

And the direction they ran was in the direction of Yi Ge and Lu Hua.

Lu Hua smiled smugly: "It seems that God is reluctant to let you hit me."

Yi Ge poked his red and swollen cheek expressionlessly. This is where he was beaten just now.

"Tear~" Lu Hua gasped exaggeratedly.In fact, this little pain is nothing at all. In the past, when he was fighting with others, he was injured much more seriously than this. He deliberately pretended that the pain was so painful that he couldn't stand it. In order to arouse his lover's sympathy and feel sorry for him, he Good fight for benefits!Lu Hua smiled strongly yet weakly, and held the little pigeon's fingers: "I don't feel any pain at all, you don't have to worry..."

Yi Ge: ... who the hell is worried. (""")

"Hey, uncle, stop quickly, there are people ahead!" The young man running ahead saw the two shadows at the joint, and hurriedly said to the middle-aged man.

"I can't stop!" The middle-aged man turned his head and glanced at the big man who was chasing him in a daze: "They are chasing, run, run."

The young man was also taken aback, but he didn't want to hurt innocent people, so he shouted: "Run quickly! Run quickly!"

Lu Hua and Yi Ge stared blankly at the young and middle-aged people rushing over.

The middle-aged man rushed over from them: "Don't worry about them, Ah Xing, what they want to catch is us, if they catch us, we will die!"

The young guy thought it made sense, and when he was about to run past Yi and the others, his eyes casually glanced at Yi Ge's face, and his eyes widened as if he had been frightened, and the body that had run past involuntarily turned towards Yi Ge. Backed away, ran back to Yi Ge's side, thought he was very chic, and said very gentlemanly: "Miss, may I ask your name?"

Yi Ge: "Huh? I'm not..."

"stop!!"

"Fuck, it's coming so fast, let's run!" The young man grabbed Yi Ge's arm at lightning speed and led him to run.

Originally, he wanted to hold hands, tsk, what a pity...

Regarding this scene, I can only say that this is indeed the speed of being single for more than [-] years.

The moment Yi Ge was grabbed by his hand, he originally wanted to avoid it, but when he thought that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, no matter how he beats Lu Hua, who looks like a rascal, he immediately changed his mind and let The other party reached out to grab him, but in the end he moved his arm slightly, so that the young man was about to grab his hand, but only grabbed the clothes on his arm.

Lu Hua, who was left in place, blinked her eyes in bewilderment. Someone was in front of him, what?Snatched away his wife in front of him? ? ? ?

Suddenly Lu Hua's handsome face darkened.

The young man caught up with the middle-aged man after a while, and the middle-aged man was startled: "Hou~ why did you catch someone up here?"

The young man said righteously: "I can't bear to see innocent people being hurt because of being implicated by me!"

The black line of the middle-aged man, he didn't know where to start complaining.In fact, you are attracted to the other party because you see how good-looking they are! !

The middle-aged man thought for a moment, thinking that this nephew had made so much money for him, and might help him make money in the future, so he said, "I'll go and lure them away!" He said seriously in his ear: "Your third uncle treats you well, take the opportunity to pick her up!"

The young man looked at him very touched, and pushed him out the next second without hesitation.

Third Uncle, I will definitely pay homage to you in the coming year!

Middle-aged man: I wipe it, so simple? !

Yi Ge was led by the young man into the alley, and the middle-aged man waved his hands to lure the crowd, but after moving for a long time, he saw them surround a young man by the moonlight.

The middle-aged man looked at it exploratoryly, walked to the entrance of the alley, and elbowed the young man: "Hey, Ah Xing, that person seems to be with "Beauty", should we save him?"

"Don't worry about it!" Ah Xing said without thinking, but the next moment he was startled, afraid that he would leave a bad impression on his sweetheart, so he concealed and exaggerated: "As long as those small roles, that person can handle it at a glance. , I don’t even need to do anything.”

Third Uncle: I didn't expect you to be such a star!The villagers who say they are honest, kind and deceitful!

Ah Xing doesn't know how the third uncle is obsessed with him. It's too late for him to pick up a "girl", although this "girl" is a bit...

Ah Xing imitated the evil charm of the male protagonist in TV and smiled: "Miss, my name is Zuo Songxing, you can call me Xing Xing, Xingzi, but I prefer you to call me Little Xingxing~~What's your name~"

"Pfft..." Yi Ge spat out, it turned out that the leading actor had taken a fancy to him!Also took him as a woman.He couldn't help feeling a little teasing in his heart, wondering what the other party's expression would be if he knew he was a man: "My name is Yi Ge."

"Yi Ge... Yi Ge... a good name!" Ah Xing praised: "Your name is as beautiful as a song."

Yi Ge smiled and didn't say anything, he just calculated the time and waited for someone to come over, someone's heart will soon become jealous...

The third uncle on the side was stunned, when did this brat's mouth become so nice? !

Lu Hua's lungs were about to explode, and the ears were very good. The big men in front of him became a channel for him to vent his anger. , everyone fainted in unison.

"Uh huh—!" The third uncle, who flicked casually, jumped up in fright and took a step back, staring blankly at the big guys who were suddenly lying on the ground, not knowing whether they were alive or dead. He was obviously still standing just now, so he just turned his head. Who can tell him what happened when he turned his head? ?

He raised his head cautiously. The sight was so unbearable that he almost had a heart attack. It wasn't because he was timid, but because Lu Hua's face was so frightening at this time, his eyes were bloodshot and full of murderous intent. The breath is almost substantiated, and in this strangely silent night, it's like seeing a ghost.

"Ahhhh..." The third uncle kept tugging at Ah Xing's clothes in shock.

Ah Xing, who was infatuated with the "Goddess", didn't turn his head back, and said impatiently: "Don't make trouble with the third uncle, aren't you going to attract the attention of the enemy..."

The third uncle is about to cry, don't make trouble, it's you, okay!Someone's boyfriend came to the door!

Seeing that the other party was about to approach, the third uncle left his nephew and ran away very spinelessly.I'm sorry Ah Xing, third uncle will burn paper for you every year from now on!