The first noodle shop in history

"Beautiful brother, brother Lu Hua, where did you go yesterday? I couldn't find you..." Seeing that the door of the store was open, the little novice ran in impatiently, saw the two people on the sofa, and said .

Yi Ge rubbed his waist stiffly.

Lu Hua pressed her fist to her lips to hold back her laughter, and leaned in front of the little novice, her tone inevitably tainted with a smile, and said, "Brother, we went to do important things in life yesterday."

"Huh?" The little monk looked at him puzzled.

Yi Ge twitched his eyebrows, stretched out his hand and pulled the proud man onto the sofa, and said, "Little monk, do you have something to do with us?"

The little novice immediately put the doubts behind him, and said reluctantly, "I'm going back to Wulongyuan today, and I'm here to say goodbye to my beautiful brother Lu Hua."

"Oh."

"Ugh... qaq" the little novice finally couldn't help but rushed over and ran over crying, because he was too short, he could only hug Yi Ge's thigh. Yi Ge frowned and didn't say anything. The little novice went on to say: "It's okay, I can't bear you qaq"

They just got along for a few days, why did this little monk cry like this?

Of course Yi Ge didn't know that he was thrown in the Shaolin Temple since he was a baby. Although the brothers in the Shaolin Temple treated him well, they were inevitably a little careless and couldn't take into account the feelings of the little novice. However, after they got here, the relationship between them and him The pattern is exactly the same as when his parents were with him in the dream.When his father (Lu Hua) played with him, his mother (Yi Ge) looked at them tenderly (?) and would give him gifts (game consoles and space necklaces). If he got lost, they would anxiously teach the master , Dad will prepare delicious food for him, and Mom will gently touch his little head...

So after being told by the master yesterday that he was going to meet Wulongyuan, he immediately came to the store to look for them, but the door was closed, and no one knocked on the door. He was afraid that after he left, the beautiful brother would come back, and they missed it. , So I have been squatting at the gate waiting for them.However, it never came.

Until he found his missing master, found him here and brought him back to Shaolin Temple.

After taking a nap, before the master got up and said to leave, he quickly dressed and ran here, but fortunately, this time, the beautiful brother was at home.

Lu Hua was afraid that the little pigeon would feel bad, so she quickly squatted down and hugged the little novice, and teased, "You can't bear to part with your beautiful brother, so you can't bear to part with me?"

The little novice thought about it seriously, and said, "Well... I can't bear to..."

This kid is quite cute.Lu Hua, who always liked cute things, blushed and coughed dryly, "So do we, but we will miss you."

The little novice lowered his head and kept fiddling with the corner of his clothes with his two little fingers. Lu Hua didn't understand why he suddenly became depressed, and looked at his little pigeon for help.

Yi Ge walked over to touch his little bald head, and seeing the little novice raised his head, he tapped his nose with his index finger and said with a smile, "Let's make a deal (^_^)."

"?" He received two question marks, one large and one small.

Yi Ge said to the little monk, "How about you exchange your root bone for any door?" He spread his right hand, and a floating small door immediately appeared in the palm of his hand.

The whole body of the door is blue, and the border is glowing with light blue light, which looks extremely mysterious.

Any door: from the world of Doraemon, function: you can leave the current space and reach any place, but the premise is to know the current position and not reach the bottom of the sea.How to use: Think about where you want to go, and then open the door.

The little novice's eyes sparkled, and he said, "Does that mean I can come here right away as long as I say my beautiful brother silently?"

Yi Ge nodded: "Well, I changed it a little bit, Brother Lu Hua and I will go home in the future, so this arbitrary door can travel through time and space, but it can only travel through the time and space where I am, and it can only be used on the earth at other times .”

The five-year-old novice who couldn't understand at all: "...? o?"

Yi Ge: "..."

Lu Hua snickered, "Hey, Xiaolong, as long as you know where you want to go and open this door, you can go there."

"Understood! ☆0☆" the little novice said cheerfully, "I'll make a deal!" In this way, whenever he wants to be pretty, he can see him anytime!

After the deal with the little novice, Yi Ge put the blood-dropped Lord of Any Gate into the space hanging around his neck. After finishing, the little novice played a game with Lu Hua for a while, and Master Changmei came to take the little novice away , By the way, he used his life's crystallization of martial arts to trade kung fu and magical weapons.

Yi Ge was afraid that the little novice would not use the random door or use the random door indiscriminately, so he told Chang Mei to watch him more.

Master Changmei blinked earnestly, and immediately patted his chest to promise that he would definitely supervise carefully.After leaving the sight of Yi Ge and Lu Hua, he immediately instigated the little novice monk to take out the arbitrary door to try.

"Hehehe, Xiaolong, let's use any door to go back. Master is in such a high grade that he can't walk anymore..."

The little novice nodded obediently: "Good master." At the same time, he subconsciously called his beautiful brother silently in his heart.

So after Changmei walked out of the door, he looked at the familiar person in front of him, and his heart collapsed: "Xiaolong! We agreed to go back to Wulongyuan!!"

The little novice said happily: "Hey, I really saw my beautiful brother again!"

Lu Hua, who was about to make out with his lover: "..."

Yi Ge: "..." When remodeling this door, he ignored a problem. What if when he and Lu Hua were in love, the little monk suddenly appeared from any door...

"Little Pigeon..."

"Um……"

"Can you prevent any door from being teleported when we are making out?"

"……Let me try."

Little novice: ovo?

Of course, it is impossible for any door to be able to know when they are making love at any time, so Yi Ge transformed any door so that when teleporting, there must be a certain distance between the place they arrive at and the place they want to reach.

Finally seeing the two of them off again, Lu Hua lay on Yi Ge's body as if she had no bones, the corner of Yi Ge's mouth twitched, who was tired last night!Lu Hua squinted her eyes, took a deep breath on his neck, left a faint imprint, and said, "Little Pigeon..."

"Say."

"I really like you……"

Yi Ge: "...Oh."

Lu Hua was dissatisfied: "What, the little pigeon's reaction is so cold."

Yi Ge glanced at him: "Go to bed when you're tired last night."

Lu Hua: "..."

This is the dignity of a man!His eyes darkened, and he suddenly picked him up by the waist, and a hoarse voice sounded: "Little Pigeon, I'm tired, don't you know if you try it later!"

Yi Ge→v→Bi Xin~Successfully changed the subject.He was a little embarrassed for being so provocative just now.

The price of successfully changing the subject is that he was pinned on the bed by someone shamelessly for a whole day.

Lu Hua hugged the person in her arms, squinted her eyes happily, and smiled happily: "Little Pigeon...I like you...I like you so much, I love you so much..." Judging from the clips and photos that inexplicably appeared in my mind , he should have known Xiaogezi in his previous life, and Xiaogezi shouldn't be a system, and he came to him to pretend to be a system for some unknown reason, and he should have liked him since his last life.

Yi Ge, who didn't know that his vest had been dropped, was still pretending to be asleep.

Originally pretending to be asleep and wanting the other party to let him not do it, when he heard his words, his ears felt hot, he moved his body awkwardly, and turned around.Tsk, this damn egg, he knew that he had plotted against him from the very beginning, and even lied to him that he didn't like him. Now that the confession is so nasty, he's even embarrassed. (/v\)

Suddenly, the drowsy Yi Ge froze and opened his eyes suddenly, and the red color rushed from the ears to the top of his head...

This bastard... from behind...

"Little pigeon, do you like it?" Lu Hua whispered from the back of his head.

"...Huh~" Yi Ge bit his lower lip tightly, endured the teasing from behind, and became angry from embarrassment: "I don't like it!"

wipe!He will be a cat in the next world!Never become a human again! ! !