The first noodle shop in history

Lu Hua who is jealous is not easy to provoke, and if the other party is a rival in love, it is even more difficult to provoke.

He took Tang Niu to a dark corner and asked directly: "You are a cook from Shaolin Temple, right?!"

Tang Niu was taken aback by the affirmative tone: "How do you know!" He can guarantee that he never told anyone, could it be that the other party also came out of Shaolin Temple?But the other party's next sentence made him withdraw this idea.

"I'm going to Shaolin Temple, you lead the way."

Tang Niu's blunt and honest face disappeared, and he sneered again and again: "If you let me lead the way, I will lead the way!" After all, he is also the God of Cookery!

Lu Hua raised his fist expressionlessly and threw it at him. Tang Niu didn't expect the other party to hit him without saying a word. He panicked for a moment and wanted to parry, but in the end he found that his resistance was useless!The opponent beat him so easily that he was powerless to fight back.

This is a stubble!Tang Niu was punched several times, his facial features wrinkled in pain, "I'm the God of Cookery...you can't hit me!"

In this world, the status of the God of Cookery is paramount. Legend has it that becoming the God of Cookery is equivalent to having a god position. If you worship the God of Cookery, there will be gods protecting you. On the contrary, if you hurt the God of Cookery, you will have endless bad luck.As long as you become the God of Cookery, you think you have wealth and power. Anyone who hurts the God of Cookery will go to jail.

Lu Hua, who just came to this world, didn't know the rules and regulations at all. Even if he knew, with his violent temper, he wouldn't care about following them.

"God of Cookery, you are paralyzed, you are the one who hit you! The little pigeon belongs to me! How dare you spy on him! You have to take care of him!" Lu Hua's eyes were red, and she looked like she was about to go crazy and lose her mind. , but it was indeed the most painful place on Tang Niu's body.

Tang Niu: Isn't it because he refused to take you to Shaolin Temple? !

Listen to the sound of killing pigs sounding inside.

Yi Ge, who was leaning against the wall, silently blocked his ears.

"Oh—!" "I don't dare anymore, let me go!" "I'll take you to Shaolin Temple and stop beating!" "Ah!"

Yi Ge silently counted the time, Lu Hua had almost finished venting, and stopped Lu Hua at the moment Tang Niu was about to be beaten to death.

At this time, the miserable Tang Niu was lying on the cold stone floor, his body was covered with bruises and blood, his fat face had grown several times, and he looked like he was half alive.

What surprised Yi Ge was that he was so miserable that he was still sober and did not pass out.

Tang Niu: Do you think I don't want to pass out!What did that pervert do to keep him awake from the beginning to the end! qaq

Yi Ge: "Since I'm awake, I'll tell you directly, take us to Shaolin Temple."

Tang Niu opened his mouth and said ahhh twice.

He frowned: "You don't agree?"

Lu Hua clenched her fists cooperatively, making crackling noises.

Tang Niu panicked all of a sudden, afraid that the other party would come to beat him again, and said hoarsely: "I, I, I promise!"

"Very good." Satisfied with his knowledge, Yi Ge took out a elixir and was about to stuff it into his mouth, but Lu Hua stopped him and said with a smile, "I'll do it." Then, he took the elixir, Put a smile on his lips: "Open your mouth."

The little pigeon hasn't even fed him yet!How can you let the little pigeons feed others!

Tang Niu's eyes were full of fear, as if the person smiling in front of him was not a human being, but a demon.He opened his mouth reflexively, and the pill went into his mouth.He thought he would choke on such a big pill, but it turned out to melt in his mouth and flow down his throat.

I thought they were feeding him some kind of medicine, but after taking the medicine, his body became comfortable and warm, and the large and small wounds on his body healed at a speed visible to the naked eye, and within a few minutes he was as normal as usual. The second life is alive and well.

Tang Niu didn't dare to be arrogant even after he regained his body, and asked cautiously: "Are you gods?" Only gods can have such heaven-defying medicine.

"No."

That's right, the gods wouldn't use this despicable method to threaten him to beat him. "Then who are you?"

Yi Ge laughed: "It's not good to know too much."

Tang Niu's eyes flickered with fear, but for some reason, he always felt that the "goddess" in front of him... was still so beautiful_(:3」∠)_

"Goddess?" Yi Ge repeated what he said.

Eh?He said it?Looking at the man next to the "Goddess" who was staring at him with sharp eyes and trying to kill him with his eyes, Tang Niu shrank back timidly.

The crazy and irritable appearance of this man just now has left an indelible psychological shadow in his heart.

Yi Ge was puzzled, obviously he was wearing men's clothes, even though he had a baby face, he wouldn't have misidentified his gender, right? "I am a man."

"A man?" Tang Niu looked up at his flat chest in disbelief. He thought that the "goddess" was just a little smaller, but he didn't expect the other party to be a man? ?

"Wow..." Tang Niu burst into tears suddenly, the person he fell in love with at first sight turned out to be a man! !This is even more unacceptable than the "goddess" having a boyfriend.

Hey wait...

"Goddess" boyfriend?

But the "goddess" is a man?How do you have a boyfriend?Is there something wrong?Suddenly, Tang Niu pointed at the two in horror and shouted: "You two are gay!?"

"Any opinion?" Lu Hua glanced at him indifferently, Tang Niu immediately faltered, and obediently stood up, there were tears on both sides of his chubby face, which looked extremely ridiculous. "No no!"

He didn't want to experience the pain that would make life worse than death.

……

Under Lu Hua's intimidation, Tang Niu could only take them to Shaolin Temple with a bitter face.If he really had a choice, he doesn’t want to go back to that nightmare of Shaolin Temple qaq

During the period, he wanted to delay the time and take them on a detour, but before he started to implement the plan, they seemed to know it in advance, and they were beaten up by the "goddess" boyfriend again.Then he didn't dare to brush his mind any more.

After two days' journey, Tang Niu finally arrived at Shaolin Temple with Lu Hua and Yi Ge.

Tang Niu: "This is it."

Lu Hua looked at Yi Ge: "Little Pigeon, shall we go in directly?"

"Someone came back to pick us up." After Yi Ge finished speaking, he looked at the Shaolin Temple in front of him.The bright pillars are pure and clean, the atmosphere is solemn, and there is a faint gleam in the mid-air in the center of the temple.He smiled, although this Shaolin Temple is not like the real Buddhist temple he has seen before, but it is not bad, at least it is better than the modern pretentious and large-scale Buddhist temples.

When Tang Niu heard that someone was going to come out soon, he shuddered and said, "Since I brought you all here myself, can I...can I go?"

"Get out of here (︶︹︺)" Lu Hua waved him to hurry up. He wanted to kick this large light bulb away along the way.

"Okay, okay!" Tang Niu was overjoyed, his fat body turned and left, but before he could leave, two bald monks ran out of the temple. "Tang Niu! You traitor, you escaped from the monastery illegally! I finally found you today!"

Lu Hua complained: It turns out that there are formal and irregular escapes.

Tang Niu grinned bitterly, knowing that he couldn't escape, and said with a flattering smile: "Brother, I really had something to do at the beginning! Look, didn't I come back on my own initiative as soon as I finished my work..."

When the monk heard this, he looked at him suspiciously, "What makes you so anxious?"

"I...I..." He faltered for a long time and couldn't speak.He originally wanted to pull Lu Hua and Yi Ge out to take the blame, but thinking of Lu Hua's ferocious appearance...he couldn't say anything.

Seeing this, the monk snorted coldly: "I will hand you over to Master!"

"Who are you?!"

Yi Ge laughed: "I heard that Tang Niu is a traitor of your faction, so we brought him here."

Tang Niu stared at him in disbelief.

Is the serious liar in front of him really the innocent, lovely and kind "goddess" he fell in love with at first sight? !What happened to selling him without hesitation now? Hey!