The first noodle shop in history
Chapter 43 The Tired and Stupid Author
Lu Hua dragged the cat's buttocks with her right hand, and the image of the kitten turning into a human appeared unconsciously in her mind. The cute young man was lying on the huge bed alluringly, with his back turned to him and his buttocks up, moving his slender fingers away. Buttocks, revealing immature daisies, while the young man begged him pitifully with his head tilted, "Come in..."
"Pfft!" His nose suddenly became hot, and a stream of heat ran out.
Yi Ge: "...You have a nosebleed."
Uncle Jiu said: "Are you on fire? Wencai, Wencai? Oh, by the way, Wencai went to find that kid Qiusheng just now."
"Yeah, yes, I got angry haha, I'll be fine in a while!" Lu Hua blocked it with a tissue, blushing and saying.
Uncle Jiu ordered, nodded and said: "Be more careful in the future... wait!" He suddenly remembered something, and looked at Yi Ge in astonishment: "It was talking just now?"
"...That's right." So it turned out that the little pigeon hadn't spoken in front of the master.
Uncle Jiu is no ordinary person, he just calmed down after being shocked for a while.He should say this is normal, shouldn't he?This cat has a powerful aura, is ridiculously smart, and is so strong, he would only find it strange if he wasn't a cat demon.
An idea flashed in Lu Hua's mind, and she suddenly thought of how to tell Uncle Jiu about the store. Now that the time was right, he said, "Master, there is actually one thing I've been keeping from you..."
Uncle Nine: "What's the matter?" Seeing Xiaohua's serious expression, not joking, he couldn't help becoming a little nervous, and said, "Could it be that you worship the four-eyed Taoist priest as your teacher?"
Lu Hua, who was about to speak, suddenly had a black line: "Master, what do you think of me, how could it be possible to worship other people as teachers besides you."
"No..." Uncle Jiu became even more anxious: "Could it be that someone is chasing you?"
Lu Hua: "...No." For the first time, he knew that Uncle Jiu had such a big brain...
Uncle Jiu: "You and your lover are actually married?"
"……no."
"You and your lover have a child?"
"No! How could there be!" Lu Hua blushed, afraid that he would talk nonsense again, so she quickly interrupted. He was afraid that if he didn't say anything, Uncle Jiu might get involved in whether he had a third grandson, "Master, I'll start a shop."
A trace of disappointment flashed across Uncle Jiu's face without a trace, if Yi Ge hadn't believed in his eyes [-]%, he would have thought he was wrong.
#九叔,I didn’t expect you to be such Jiushu#
Uncle Jiu: "Open a store, open a store, open a store to make money, as long as you don't waste Taoism, I will support you in whatever you open. By the way, what type of store is yours?"
Lu Hua smiled mysteriously: "Master, you can go and see with me and you will find out."
……
Uncle Jiu followed Lu Hua for an hour, and finally arrived at the entrance of the shop.
Looking at the remote location and environment around him, Uncle Jiu frowned, strange, really strange!Obviously, the surrounding Feng Shui is in a decaying color, and this store should be even worse, but he can feel the decaying air flowing towards the two sides of the store, without contaminating the store in the slightest.
"Xiaohua, your store..."
Lu Hua interrupted his curiosity with a smile, and said, "Master, you'll know when you go in."
Uncle Jiu entered the house with a strange expression on his face, and the moment he stepped into the threshold, the spiritual energy in the store rushed towards his face. He was caught off guard and let out a quick ah~.
Yi Ge: "Puff, clack, clack..."
Lu Hua also endured the pain with a smile. Seeing the embarrassment on Uncle Jiu's face, she signaled the little pigeon to calm down with his eyes.Anyway, it's his master, save him some face.
Uncle Jiu: "...Ahaha, the aura here..."
Lu Hua said: "Close your eyes, and all the information about the store will appear in your mind."
So advanced?Uncle Jiu didn't believe it at first, because the Taoism to transfer knowledge had long since disappeared, so how could his apprentice have it?If there is, the other party will not become his apprentice.
It's just that this is his apprentice after all, so he'd better listen to him.
After closing his eyes for a while, Uncle Jiu was slapped in the face, but he didn't care about the slap in the face because he was already shocked by the sudden message.
After carefully browsing the information in his mind, Uncle Jiu felt that it took him several hours, but in fact it only took a moment for the outside world.The first thing he did when he opened his eyes was that his eyes were radiant, and he ran to the Maoshanshu area accurately and speechlessly, staring at the topmost booklet.This is Maoshan's Taoism that has been lost for a long time, and only the head master can say a few words.
"Master?"
Uncle Jiu came back to his senses suddenly, only then did he realize that he had lost his composure. Before his violently beating heart calmed down, he was suddenly stunned by the fact that his apprentice was the owner of this shop. "Xiaohua...cough, are you the boss here?"
Lu Hua shook her head without thinking, "I'm just a part-time worker."
Uncle Jiu felt a little more relaxed, so it turned out that he was just a part-time worker, wait a minute!Work in this shop!Not an easy character, is it? !
↑Yi Ge: You guessed it right.Lu Hua: I'm just a part-time job.
Uncle Jiu said complicatedly: "Xiao Hua, tell me the truth, why do you want to worship me as a teacher?"
Lu Hua was puzzled and said, "Of course it's because you are great, Master. I worship you as my teacher in order to become stronger." He said this before, why did Master ask him again?
The corner of Uncle Jiu's mouth twitched as he looked around the store: "Do you still need me to teach you?"
Lu Hua finally understood what he was trying to express, and said with a smile, "Master, I'm just a hard worker, and I'm specially squeezed by the boss, these things don't belong to me, I can't take them away or use them, I can only sell them to others. "As he spoke, he felt a slight scratch on his right hand.
"Meow..." The big cat eyes stared at him unblinking, almost overflowing with threat.
Lu Hua muttered unwillingly, "It's obviously just squeezing me dry..."
The pun successfully made Yi Ge blush.
This kid is talking nonsense more and more slippery.
Uncle Jiu didn't notice their interaction, he ran all over his attention, and said seriously: "Sell it to others, including me, for the sake of our master and apprentice, it will be cheaper for me!"
Lu Hua: "..."
#Master, the first few sentences of what I said are clearly the key points#
#Help, my master has become so shameless and swollen#
Yi Ge snorted coldly and said, "No bargaining!"
Uncle Jiu's heart moved, he looked at him hesitantly, and then looked at Lu Hua questioningly.
Lu Hua nodded and said with a smile, "That's right, the little pigeon is the boss."
The corners of Uncle Jiu's eyes twitched, and he raised the cat's status several times in his heart again, to a respectful status.Being able to link all worlds together, this cat is definitely stronger than he thought.
Looking at the prices of the commodities in front of him, Uncle Jiu sighed in disappointment. Although he had a little savings, it was far from enough to buy these commodities... "Is it really not possible to reduce the price on credit?"
Maybe he would soften his heart if he let the little pigeon do this pitiful look. ——Lu Hua.
Lu Hua pressed his fist to his lips and coughed dryly, and said, "Master, you can exchange your knowledge of Maoshan Technique for goods."
"Then will I still use Maoshan technique?"
"Of course, exchanging goods is equivalent to copying your ability, and it will not affect your use of spells."
Uncle Jiu was overjoyed, and said bluntly, "I want to exchange!"
After the exchange, he couldn't help but be overjoyed with the Taoist priest he got. Before leaving, he turned around and asked, "May I ask, what are you doing with my knowledge of spells?"
Lu Hua: "Of course it's sold."
Ninth Uncle: "..."
"Pfft!" His nose suddenly became hot, and a stream of heat ran out.
Yi Ge: "...You have a nosebleed."
Uncle Jiu said: "Are you on fire? Wencai, Wencai? Oh, by the way, Wencai went to find that kid Qiusheng just now."
"Yeah, yes, I got angry haha, I'll be fine in a while!" Lu Hua blocked it with a tissue, blushing and saying.
Uncle Jiu ordered, nodded and said: "Be more careful in the future... wait!" He suddenly remembered something, and looked at Yi Ge in astonishment: "It was talking just now?"
"...That's right." So it turned out that the little pigeon hadn't spoken in front of the master.
Uncle Jiu is no ordinary person, he just calmed down after being shocked for a while.He should say this is normal, shouldn't he?This cat has a powerful aura, is ridiculously smart, and is so strong, he would only find it strange if he wasn't a cat demon.
An idea flashed in Lu Hua's mind, and she suddenly thought of how to tell Uncle Jiu about the store. Now that the time was right, he said, "Master, there is actually one thing I've been keeping from you..."
Uncle Nine: "What's the matter?" Seeing Xiaohua's serious expression, not joking, he couldn't help becoming a little nervous, and said, "Could it be that you worship the four-eyed Taoist priest as your teacher?"
Lu Hua, who was about to speak, suddenly had a black line: "Master, what do you think of me, how could it be possible to worship other people as teachers besides you."
"No..." Uncle Jiu became even more anxious: "Could it be that someone is chasing you?"
Lu Hua: "...No." For the first time, he knew that Uncle Jiu had such a big brain...
Uncle Jiu: "You and your lover are actually married?"
"……no."
"You and your lover have a child?"
"No! How could there be!" Lu Hua blushed, afraid that he would talk nonsense again, so she quickly interrupted. He was afraid that if he didn't say anything, Uncle Jiu might get involved in whether he had a third grandson, "Master, I'll start a shop."
A trace of disappointment flashed across Uncle Jiu's face without a trace, if Yi Ge hadn't believed in his eyes [-]%, he would have thought he was wrong.
#九叔,I didn’t expect you to be such Jiushu#
Uncle Jiu: "Open a store, open a store, open a store to make money, as long as you don't waste Taoism, I will support you in whatever you open. By the way, what type of store is yours?"
Lu Hua smiled mysteriously: "Master, you can go and see with me and you will find out."
……
Uncle Jiu followed Lu Hua for an hour, and finally arrived at the entrance of the shop.
Looking at the remote location and environment around him, Uncle Jiu frowned, strange, really strange!Obviously, the surrounding Feng Shui is in a decaying color, and this store should be even worse, but he can feel the decaying air flowing towards the two sides of the store, without contaminating the store in the slightest.
"Xiaohua, your store..."
Lu Hua interrupted his curiosity with a smile, and said, "Master, you'll know when you go in."
Uncle Jiu entered the house with a strange expression on his face, and the moment he stepped into the threshold, the spiritual energy in the store rushed towards his face. He was caught off guard and let out a quick ah~.
Yi Ge: "Puff, clack, clack..."
Lu Hua also endured the pain with a smile. Seeing the embarrassment on Uncle Jiu's face, she signaled the little pigeon to calm down with his eyes.Anyway, it's his master, save him some face.
Uncle Jiu: "...Ahaha, the aura here..."
Lu Hua said: "Close your eyes, and all the information about the store will appear in your mind."
So advanced?Uncle Jiu didn't believe it at first, because the Taoism to transfer knowledge had long since disappeared, so how could his apprentice have it?If there is, the other party will not become his apprentice.
It's just that this is his apprentice after all, so he'd better listen to him.
After closing his eyes for a while, Uncle Jiu was slapped in the face, but he didn't care about the slap in the face because he was already shocked by the sudden message.
After carefully browsing the information in his mind, Uncle Jiu felt that it took him several hours, but in fact it only took a moment for the outside world.The first thing he did when he opened his eyes was that his eyes were radiant, and he ran to the Maoshanshu area accurately and speechlessly, staring at the topmost booklet.This is Maoshan's Taoism that has been lost for a long time, and only the head master can say a few words.
"Master?"
Uncle Jiu came back to his senses suddenly, only then did he realize that he had lost his composure. Before his violently beating heart calmed down, he was suddenly stunned by the fact that his apprentice was the owner of this shop. "Xiaohua...cough, are you the boss here?"
Lu Hua shook her head without thinking, "I'm just a part-time worker."
Uncle Jiu felt a little more relaxed, so it turned out that he was just a part-time worker, wait a minute!Work in this shop!Not an easy character, is it? !
↑Yi Ge: You guessed it right.Lu Hua: I'm just a part-time job.
Uncle Jiu said complicatedly: "Xiao Hua, tell me the truth, why do you want to worship me as a teacher?"
Lu Hua was puzzled and said, "Of course it's because you are great, Master. I worship you as my teacher in order to become stronger." He said this before, why did Master ask him again?
The corner of Uncle Jiu's mouth twitched as he looked around the store: "Do you still need me to teach you?"
Lu Hua finally understood what he was trying to express, and said with a smile, "Master, I'm just a hard worker, and I'm specially squeezed by the boss, these things don't belong to me, I can't take them away or use them, I can only sell them to others. "As he spoke, he felt a slight scratch on his right hand.
"Meow..." The big cat eyes stared at him unblinking, almost overflowing with threat.
Lu Hua muttered unwillingly, "It's obviously just squeezing me dry..."
The pun successfully made Yi Ge blush.
This kid is talking nonsense more and more slippery.
Uncle Jiu didn't notice their interaction, he ran all over his attention, and said seriously: "Sell it to others, including me, for the sake of our master and apprentice, it will be cheaper for me!"
Lu Hua: "..."
#Master, the first few sentences of what I said are clearly the key points#
#Help, my master has become so shameless and swollen#
Yi Ge snorted coldly and said, "No bargaining!"
Uncle Jiu's heart moved, he looked at him hesitantly, and then looked at Lu Hua questioningly.
Lu Hua nodded and said with a smile, "That's right, the little pigeon is the boss."
The corners of Uncle Jiu's eyes twitched, and he raised the cat's status several times in his heart again, to a respectful status.Being able to link all worlds together, this cat is definitely stronger than he thought.
Looking at the prices of the commodities in front of him, Uncle Jiu sighed in disappointment. Although he had a little savings, it was far from enough to buy these commodities... "Is it really not possible to reduce the price on credit?"
Maybe he would soften his heart if he let the little pigeon do this pitiful look. ——Lu Hua.
Lu Hua pressed his fist to his lips and coughed dryly, and said, "Master, you can exchange your knowledge of Maoshan Technique for goods."
"Then will I still use Maoshan technique?"
"Of course, exchanging goods is equivalent to copying your ability, and it will not affect your use of spells."
Uncle Jiu was overjoyed, and said bluntly, "I want to exchange!"
After the exchange, he couldn't help but be overjoyed with the Taoist priest he got. Before leaving, he turned around and asked, "May I ask, what are you doing with my knowledge of spells?"
Lu Hua: "Of course it's sold."
Ninth Uncle: "..."
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