The first noodle shop in history

Lu Hua put on her clothes with a serious face, but she didn't know that her flushed face had already exposed him.

The shy egg lord.

In Yi Ge's mind, two lumps of blush popped out of a glowing egg shell.

Oh, what's the matter with being a little cute for no reason? ╮(╯▽╰)╭

A sly smile flashed across his eyes, he looked up at Lu Hua who glanced at him from time to time, got up abruptly and pushed him onto the sofa, turned over and sat on his waist, with his arms propped on the edge of the sofa.

Lu Hua: "What...what are you doing...?"

He is a bit shy in this pose... _(:3」∠)_

Yi Ge lowered his head slowly, and finally stopped only a few centimeters away from his face. His pink lips curled up and said, "What if I say I'm interested in you~?"

Lu Hua was stunned, and then her scalp exploded, and a picture book suddenly popped up in her mind. The picture book opened automatically, and there were many photos in it that she had never seen before. There are arrogant little pigeons, there are happy little pigeons, there are little pigeons who become angry from embarrassment, and there are little pigeons who turn into cats and act coquettishly... what's more!A little pigeon with cat ears and tail! ! !

"Pfft~!"

Yi Ge: "..."

"You have a nosebleed..."

Lu Hua hurriedly covered it, but it was useless, the blood continued to come out from the gap between her fingertips, "The nest is from the four groups. (I'm just too angry)"

Yi Ge rolled his eyes, instead of treating him directly, he threw a tissue to him to stuff his nose.Didn't he say it all, he was too angry, he should have a nosebleed, and go to get rid of the anger.

Lu Hua couldn't help but glanced at the picture album that suddenly appeared in her mind, and her nosebleeds became more severe.

Who cheated so much and took so many pictures of little pigeons, he was a little jealous.

↑That is your former private goods.

Feeling Yi Ge who was suddenly pushed under his buttocks: "..."

He looked at the guilty person with a half-smile, pressed his buttocks down, and was satisfied to hear the heavy breathing of the young man who was much more harmonious with a certain person. "You don't like me, do you?"

Lu Hua's pupils shrank, panic flashed in her heart, and with an expression that she thought she was covering up, she said dismissively, "Haha, I like girls with big breasts! How could I like you? I'm not gay!"

Yi Ge raised his lips, and suddenly kissed the side of his neck.

His fists were clenched tightly, and dense sweat was suppressed on his forehead. He only heard the young man above say: "That's a pity, I happen to be interested in you..."

Lu Hua froze.

Feeling his reaction, Yi Ge narrowed his eyes with a smile.Oh, I didn't expect that guy, the main god, to have such a side. When he recovers his memory, he will definitely want to kill him immediately, right?Suddenly, Yi Ge’s cat’s eyes narrowed happily, and he smiled. He thought of a good idea. If this guy regained his memory and became the main god, and knew that he and the enemy who killed him had become lovers, as a human being, he would still After falling in love with an enemy, will that guy's face be very funny? ?

↑He will be very happy. Not only did you dig a hole and jump down, but you also thought the hole was not deep enough and buried yourself with soil.

Yi Ge, who didn't know that he jumped into someone's bowl to die, was on the way to die at this moment.

Lu Hua was silent for a while. For some reason, Yi Ge caught the grievance in his eyes, and said, "You're a liar!"

Oops, was seen through.Yi Ge smiled and said nothing, anyway, there will be opportunities in the future.

He moved his waist, held his harmonious object, and said with a smile: "Do you need me to help you~?"

Lu Hua: (/w＼) He is too embarrassed to talk about such things...

So he shyly pushed his lower half and body.

Yi Ge: "..."

Harmonized him once with his hands, but Lu Hua was not satisfied, and took off his pants under Yi Ge's inducement, and had a rough time with his harmony.After a while, Lu Hua held his slender legs, eyes red, "Do it again!"

"..." Yi Ge, who wanted to give him a paw, thought about his decision just now, and he didn't go in, so he clench his fists and endured it, allowing this guy to make an inch of it once, and use the harmony between his white and tender thighs to pinch him. once.

Although Lu Hua still wanted to do it again, but I heard that most men would be in pain for the first time and couldn't get out of bed for a few days. He looked at Yi Ge worriedly and told him to go to bed and rest.

Yi Ge: "..." He purely made himself feel like he was spoiling the other party.

Lu Hua hesitated for a long time, then blushed: "I will take responsibility..." Then he concealed: "Don't get me wrong, I don't really like you! I'm a straight guy, I just see that you like me so much So poor, I am responsible for you!"

It's more convincing if your ears aren't all red!Yi Ge was speechless. Sure enough, the other party was pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger just now, right?

Although he intends to develop friendship with him beyond the boundaries to attack the main god, it doesn't mean he wants to go so fast. According to his thinking, at least let Lu Hua go through a few more worlds before talking.

"You didn't do anything, you are in charge of the wool!" After speaking, he felt the stickiness between his legs with a dark face, and got up to take a shower.

Lu Hua: "Huh?" He foolishly followed his figure, looking at the little pigeon who ran away after flirting, as if he had been hit hard in his heart.This script is wrong!

Silly looking at the closed and locked bathroom door, it felt like a cat's paw was gently scratching in my heart.

Yi Ge stretched out his head, looked in his direction and smiled, "Don't peek outside the door~"

Ahhhhh, who wants to go in and have a look!And they're all big men, what's so good about them! ! !

He sneaked another sneak peek with duplicity, only to hear the sound of rushing water coming from inside.

... so angry!

After Yi Ge came out of the shower, Lu Hua also hurried in and stood under the shower head, thinking that the little pigeon was standing where he was just now... naked = naked...

His hands reached down.

Listening to the extremely low panting in the bathroom, Yi Ge's body paused, and he lamented that it is good to be young, and to be energetic is to be vigorous!Little did he know that he was the object of the delusions of the youth inside.

After waiting for a long time, just when Yi Ge was getting impatient, the people inside finally came out.

Lu Hua scratched her cheek shyly.

Yi Ge: "Lu Hua."

"hold head high?"

"Let's do it."

"... Ang?" Lu Hua was a little confused. Seeing that he was not joking, she said again, "Does that mean I can treat you?"

Yi Ge nodded: "As long as it's not too much." Then he looked at the beaming person, and suddenly smiled, "An old man called just now to ask you to go home."

old man?Isn't that what he called his dad? "Oh, that's my dad, what did he call and say? Is it important?"

"Oh, it's not important, he just asked about your skipping class." Yi Ge swore that he had absolutely no intention of laughing.

slap-

Lu Hua: "..." His handkerchief fell to the ground.

Ahhhhh, Yaoshou, he thought he forgot something, it turned out that he didn't go to class all day ahhh! ! !

It feels like the body is being hollowed out. _(:3」∠)_

"Little Pigeon, I need your help qaq"

Yi Ge: "Comrade Xiaohua, masturbating too much will hurt your body, I think it's good for you to divert your attention more. :)"

Lu Hua: "..."

In the end, Lu Hua pretended to be sick to get over the skipping of class, and then grabbed the kitten that had nothing to do with her and ruthlessly fucked it!

Yi Ge: ...Suddenly regretted it.