The first noodle shop in history

"Second brother, when did a store open here?"

Yu Lianzhou frowned: "I never noticed..."

Song Yuanqiao and Yu Lianzhou were about to go down the mountain to continue to inquire about the missing fifth brother Zhang Cuishan. They passed by the town, but they saw a shop in the suburbs. They passed by this road a few days ago, but they didn't see it!Could it be that it was built in two days?

But which shopkeeper is so heartless that he would open the shop not far from the pile of dead people.

Yi Ge, who was regarded as heartless, closed the book and went to open the closed door.

At 8am, it's time to open the doors.

The sudden opening of the door frightened Song Yuanqiao and Yu Lianzhou, and they felt like being caught on the spot for speaking ill of others.

Yi Ge had an impeccable professional smile on his face, "You two are here to buy things? (^_^)"

"Ah? Hmm! Yes, yes..." As a result of their guilty conscience, the two people who hadn't planned to buy anything entered the shop for no apparent reason.

The two looked at each other, sighed silently, and prepared to buy something casually and leave.

After entering the shop, they realized that the house, which didn't look big from the outside, was unexpectedly spacious inside.

Looking at the shelves on both sides of the store, oddly shaped items were placed neatly on the upper and lower shelves.

It was the first time for Song Yuanqiao and Yu Lianzhou to see these products, and they were stunned for a while, pointing to an item and asking stupidly: "Shopkeeper, what is this thing...?"

Seeing that they were the first guests, Yi Ge swallowed back the sentence above that said, "Smartphones come from modern society." He didn't have the function because the other party didn't ask him. explain.

Song Yuanqiao stared at the dark mobile phone for a long time, knowing that his face was reflected on the screen of the mobile phone, he suddenly realized, "So it's a mirror!"

Yu Lianzhou looked at Song Yuanqiao with admiration, "As expected of the big brother!" He knows a lot.

Yi Ge: "..."

The corner of Yi Ge's mouth twitched, and without explaining to them, he said directly, "Are you buying it?"

"Buy it! Of course I'll buy it!" Such a clear mirror is worth buying, he exclaimed, "I didn't expect such a remote place to have such a good thing!... By the way, how much is it, give me two."

Yi Ge smiled: "(^_^) 50 taels, a total of 100 taels, since you are the first customers of our shop, you can get a discount, and you only need to pay 99.9 taels of silver."

Song Yuanqiao, who took out the money, was stunned, and actually only reduced by one or two taels of silver, no, no, the point is not this, the point is: "Shopkeeper, aren't your things a bit too expensive?!"

A "mirror" is just a few copper coins, but it costs 100 taels here? ?

Yu Lianzhou said angrily: "You profiteer! An ordinary mirror is asking for 100 taels of silver! I must take you to the government today!"

Yi Ge said indifferently: "I think you heard it wrong, it's not 100 taels of silver."

Yu Lianzhou thought he was afraid, but she didn't expect the other party's words to shake him in place.

"It's 100 taels of gold, no, no, I gave you a discount just now. I'm a man of my word, and I only need to give 99.9 taels." It's the same as what the mouth said.

Song Yuanqiao: "..."

Yu Lianzhou: "..."

Song Yuanqiao sneered, and withdrew the hand that took out the money. In the future, he was extremely scared and wanted to go back and beat himself to death, saying: "Oh, I'm going to smash your black shop today!"

Yi Ge: "Hee (^_^)"

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In the end, Song Yuanqiao and Yu Lianzhou, who were bruised and swollen and disheveled, were thrown out of the store in a state of embarrassment. If Yi Ge hadn't thought that they were its first customers, he would never have let them go so easily(?) them.

Song Yuanqiao still can't believe it, he is a top-notch master anyway, not only was he easily subdued by the other party, but the other party was also very relaxed, as if he was just an overconfident ant in the eyes of the other party. "Who the hell are you!" He had only felt this kind of pressure from his master, but the person in front of him was young...

Yi Ge: "I'm just a businessman." He lowered his head and glanced at the banknotes in his hands that were only enough to buy a mobile phone from the two of them, curled his lips, "Although you are poor, but it seems that you are the first time customers For the sake of it, I don't care about it."

After finishing speaking, he casually threw the packed mobile phone box in front of the two of them, along with an instruction manual.

Song Yuanqiao and Yu Lianzhou looked at the shopkeeper who was sitting back on the recliner to read a book, and were speechless for a long time.

Song Yuanqiao was helpless: "Second brother, let's go back." This young man is not something they can provoke.Moreover, their living expenses for a year have been confiscated, can they not go back? !

Yu Lianzhou touched her penny pocket, nodded silently, and looked at the box in front of her. Inside the box should be the culprit who caused them to suffer.

"Brother, can I smash it?"

Song Yuanqiao: "..."

Yu Lianzhou was just talking, he didn't dare to smash such an expensive mirror.Holding the mobile phone case, the two tidied up their appearance and left the place quickly.

Of course, when they returned to Wudang Mountain, the purple and blue faces of the two naturally attracted the attention of many people.

"Elder brother and second brother, how do you look..." The fourth brother Zhang Songxi couldn't help asking worriedly seeing that the eldest and second brother had only been down the mountain for a few hours, looking like they were being....

Song Yuanqiao sighed: "Oh—" he sighed, and slowly told the story.I'm afraid that all the juniors will offend the shopkeeper at the foot of the mountain without knowing it.

Mo Shenggu, the youngest of the Seven Heroes of Wudang, was indignant after hearing this. Although he was the youngest, he was indeed the most jealous of the Seven Heroes of Wudang: "Brother! You can't let profiteers harm the common people! I'll go find my master!"

"What are you looking for me for?"

When everyone saw the person coming, they said happily, "Master."

The visitor was gray-haired and looked like an old man. Although the old man looked about ten years old, his complexion was rosy, his eyes were bright, and his eyes were full of energy. He looked like a fairy.This person is none other than the great master of the generation——Zhang Sanfeng.

"Yuanqiao... Lianzhou... who are you?" Zhang Sanfeng also looked at the wounds on the faces and bodies of the two in amazement. He knew very well the skills of his disciples, and their martial arts were also among the best in the world. Because it was clear, he was surprised that he could hurt them like this.

Song Yuanqiao and Yu Lianzhou smiled wryly, covered their faces in embarrassment, and Mo Shenggu told the story angrily.

After listening, Zhang Sanfeng thought about it calmly for a while, but couldn't figure out what was wrong with the other party, and said, "Yuanqiao, show me the mirror you bought."

"it is good."

Mo Shenggu: "Isn't it just a mirror, what's there to see..."

The voice of dissatisfaction gradually disappeared after Song Yuanqiao took out the "mirror". The "mirror" was only as big as an adult's palm. This is the first time I have seen someone make a mirror out of gold.

Mo Shenggu: "...It's so beautiful...huh!" After realizing what he said, Mo Shenggu quickly shut his mouth.

Seeing this, Zhang Sanfeng smiled, and said: "Yuanqiao, Lianzhou, don't act recklessly next time, we have to figure everything out before we talk about it."

"It's because the disciple didn't observe well." Song Yuanqiao and Yu Lianzhou quickly agreed.

Who would have thought that a mirror was actually made of gold? ? ! ! !Isn't this cheating!

"Eh? What is this?... Instruction manual?" Mo Shenggu pulled out a few thin papers from the box and said strangely.

"What is this?" Song Yuanqiao, who had never noticed that there was something else in the box, frowned in confusion.manual?Does a broken mirror have instructions for use?

"Wait, let me take a look." After all, Mo Shenggu was still a minor with a childlike heart, holding the manual while reading.

"First of all: this thing is called a mobile phone, not a mirror..."

Everyone: "Huh?"

"...There is a convex button on the outside of the phone. Just keep pressing it for a few breaths to turn it on..." Although Mo Shenggu didn't quite understand it, but fortunately there were pictures in the manual, he followed the instructions above.

Boot——

A few seconds later, the originally dark screen suddenly lit up, which shocked everyone who didn't know why, and even Mo Shenggu was so scared that he dropped the phone in his hand.

"There is actually light!?"

Zhang Sanfeng calmed down quickly, and picked up the mobile phone that Mo Shenggu had left aside.

At this point, the phone has been turned on.