Doing scientific research is not as good as cultivating immortals

"What are you eating today?" Yang Xiaohua, who had been shut out for several days, finally couldn't help but force his way in. As soon as he stepped into the courtyard door, his voice had already drifted into the room.

"Hey, when I was in my teacher's school, I wanted to help the master and the others cook. Why did I have to help you cook here? What kind of life am I!" Xiao Gao, who had recovered, sighed and held a bowl of wild mushrooms Soup, put it on the table, and put together three dishes and one soup.It is said that it takes 21 days to develop a habit. I don’t know when it started. The three of us have already become a habit. After a meal, we take a short rest. , externally cultivate the art of controlling beasts.Ah Chao continued to study his exercises, and Yang Xiaohua continued to look for his senior brother.

When he was bored, he would talk nonsense with Jiang Xiaochao about what he had read in miscellaneous books.

"I heard that there is a river in the land of Sichuan Prefecture. It is very strange. The water flows from bottom to top. When will I have a chance to see it!"

"..."

"I also heard that the mermaids have no gender when they are not adults, and they will change their gender after they like any gender. By the way, I have also heard that there are lizards and tropical fish, and the gender can be changed at will. When will I catch one? When I came back to be raised, it saw that I was so handsome, so it fell in love with me at first sight, and I grew into a beautiful woman."

"..." Only Ah Chao rolled his eyes.

"Also, there is a bottomless pit at the corner of the Sea of ​​Bitterness! Do you believe it? The land we are standing on now is not flat, it is actually round. It is called the earth. If I jump into the bottomless pit, will I go directly to the other side of the earth? Oh, There should be no magma layer in the middle. Hey, you said that if I practiced Mahayana, I wouldn’t fall to my death if I jumped into it! On the other side, it’s the so-called West, which is different from Nuwa’s making people here. , then the human ancestor over there is called Adam, and Adam was too lonely to be alone, so he took off his own rib, turned into a human, and named him Eve."

"What is the earth? I don't know what you are thinking about all day long? Don't you have any pursuits other than these? Are you here to practice Taoism and improve your cultivation level just to go out and have fun?"

"It seems so! I have never thought about pursuing the great way, insisting on cultivating to some position, and striving for the number one in the world. Master doesn't need me to succeed the peak master. Master is in such good health. Besides, if master doesn't want to be , and my senior sister. As for my parents, I have been in Qingxiu Peak since I can remember, and I have no impression of them. In fact, I also know that I don’t have any talent. I used to think about how awesome I would become. But seeing that both of you are so good, I will gradually look away. So, just be happy, enjoy the most beautiful scenery, taste the most delicious food, and experience the most beautiful feelings, it is enough. "When Xiao Gao said this, he looked very relaxed and gentle. Jiang Xiaochao looked a little envious, envious of the calm, envious of the ease, but not everyone can be so ordinary, some people are born with burdens. With responsibility, shouldering heavy shackles.

"What about you? What pursuit do you have? I think you are desperate for cultivation. You must have great ambitions."

"It's not about ambition, but more about responsibility?"

"I can understand that if you want to wear a crown, you must bear its weight."

"If you want to wear a crown, you must bear its weight." Jiang Xiaochao looked at the person in front of him, maybe he was not as stupid as he thought.

Gradually, Ah Chao began to study alone, and gradually attracted Xiao Gao, who would discuss with Xiao Gao from time to time, and Yang Xiaohua gradually admitted his status as the youngest.

One day, after a meal, three people sat down to digest food.

Jiang Xiaochao saw that Gao Xiaojie and Yang Xiaohua were chatting happily, so he asked, "Senior brother, I see that you have been watching "Sifang Yizhilu" recently, what have you learned?"

"Whose travel notes do you think? The author is a beast master? In addition to recording the customs and customs of various places, it also tells some methods and experiences of beast control, which is quite interesting."

Yang Xiaohua subconsciously gave a "snap" and closed the folding fan in his hand. After realizing that the reaction was a little big, he unfolded it silently, pretending to be calm and talking to Xiao Gao, "I heard that the art of controlling beasts has been lost. Where can I find the book of the senior brother?" have to?"

"It's in the study next door. It's a coincidence. I just need it."

"Brother." Yang Xiaohua suddenly stopped Xiao Gao, hesitant to speak.

"Huh? What's the matter?" Xiao Gao was careless.

"No, it's okay, I'll go back and find my brother first."

"Oh, good, remember to have dinner." When Yang Xiaohua was about to step out of the courtyard, Xiao Gao suddenly remembered, "Hey, don't go, you haven't washed the dishes!!!"

"Sifang Yizhilu" is indeed a running account of a beast master, mixed with some of his experience in controlling beasts. From the few words in it, it can be seen that this person should have been a famous figure at that time. It is not as peaceful as it is now. This diary has been recorded until the end of the Three Realms War. Not only did the person who wrote the book lose interest in writing the book, but unfortunately died in the war.

On the other side, Yang Xiaohua returned to his residence, where two senior brothers were sitting and waiting for him.

The elder brother has a thick back, "That kid's food is so delicious, it's worth rushing there every day!"

"That's right!" The second senior brother is quite different from the senior senior brother. The second senior brother is also a folding fan. If Yang Xiaohua is holding it, it is called a coquettish and suave fan, but the second senior brother is holding it. At the corner of his mouth, "You usually hook up with those seniors and sisters, so we just turn a blind eye and close one eye, but that kid surnamed Gao is not an ordinary person, be careful playing with fire, if something goes wrong, don't blame us for not reminding you you!"

"Thank you for your concern, Senior Brother. Senior Brother Gao is not what you think." Yang Xiaohua bowed, "If there is nothing else, I will go back to my room first."

"What are you doing with him! You're like a bitch. If you want me to say, I found a chance and did him directly."

"Presumptuous!" Yang Xiaohua blurted out the two words before he had time to think.

The two senior brothers seemed to be stunned. After a while, the senior senior slammed the table, "Yang Congxin! Don't forget your identity!"

"A bastard, dare to be so arrogant! Don't forget what the Fox King asked you to do! It sounds good, we are assisting you, but in fact? You should know it in your heart. Weigh it carefully." The second senior brother put away the folding fan, The corner of that eye gave Yang Xiaohua a contemptuous look.

"Yes, brother taught me that I was rude from the heart, please punish me." Yang Xiaohua bowed ninety degrees, showing humility, but the corners of his eyes were drooping, full of anger.Gritting his teeth tightly, his muscles tensed, he tried his best to restrain himself so as not to rush forward and bite the throats of these two.

"Forget it, we are not people who care about every detail." The second senior brother unfolded the folding fan again to cover the corner of his upturned mouth, "Go and run around the academy for two hundred laps, and remember not to use your spiritual power."

"Thank you, brother!"

When I just ate, I didn't feel too hot. After running for a few laps, I realized that the sun is really poisonous today.When Xiao Gao passed by and saw Yang Xiaohua running around, Yang Xiaohua's face was flushed from the sun.

"Wow, Yang Xiaohua, you are as red as a flower! Hahaha, I remembered a text called "Why Are Flowers So Red?" Xiao Gao ran beside Yang Xiaohua, "Yang Xiaohua, Yang Xiaohua, you want to No, I'll call you Xiaohua from now on!"

Yang Xiaohua staggered at his feet.

"Xiao Hua, are you alright?"

"No, it's okay." Brother, when will you get rid of your habit of giving people random nicknames!

"That's good, are you exercising? You don't have to work so hard to exercise! Wait a minute, I'll get you some fruits. I saw a melon near Yishui the day before yesterday that was about to ripen. Count the days." , today is just right, I'll pick it up for you. Wait for me!"

However, Yang Xiaohua waited for a long time, ran round and round, but still did not wait for Gao Xiaojie. At first, he only thought that maybe something delayed him, or maybe he picked it up and ate it by himself, so he was ashamed, but suddenly his heart tightened. A very bad premonition flashed by, and Yang Xiaohua's footsteps gradually slowed down, and then he invoked his spiritual power, Yi Shui, he just said Yi Shui, and ran towards the edge of Yi Shui.