Doing scientific research is not as good as cultivating immortals

Xiao Gao is a biological dog who was squeezed by his boss every day. Finally, on the eve of his defense, he changed the PPT all night, vomited blood and died at the age of 25.

Of course the story doesn't end there.

After Xiao Gao's death, his soul came to another world. In this world, there are beautiful mountains and rivers, no one is engaged in scientific research, there is no finger bottle that can never be washed, and no one keeps chasing after you for experimental results.Some are flying with the sword, some are fighting demons and defending the Tao, and some are inexhaustible lifespan if you practice the Tao.Xiao Gao swears that he will never be a submissive scientific research dog again in his life. His goal is the young hero in white, the young hero in white who roams the rivers and lakes and is admired by thousands of girls!

It took Xiao Gao a day to sort out the current situation.He is the third generation disciple of Tianyao Sect. The founder of the mountain is Deng Xinghe, and his master is from the "You" generation. He is the closed disciple of Deng's ancestor, Chen Youqing.And their third-generation disciple is the "Xiao" generation. His current identity is Gao Xiaojie. He has a senior sister named Wu Xiaopan, and a second senior brother Qi Xiaozhao. The baby, the one with the bigger face is called Gong Xiaorong, and the one with the bigger face is called Wu Xiaoyun.From this point of view, men are still a scarce resource in the Shizun branch, and Xiao Gao is secretly happy that he finally doesn't have to face a group of Larry sloppy men in the laboratory, and senior sisters and sisters who are even more manly than men!Which man who cultivates immortality is not a jade tree facing the wind, and who is a woman who cultivates immortals is not immortal, what a f*cking profit! Unfortunately, he overlooked one thing, he is a man, he is not a senior brother, there is a senior brother who is already weak Senior sister, there are two junior sisters under Shang Chui Mao, so all the chores of this line have fallen on him.

Someone asked, shouldn't seniors take more responsibility?However, Xiao Gao didn't dare to ask his senior brother to take more responsibility!

The second senior brother is a burly, 1.9-meter tall monster. Whenever someone calls him "Qi Xiaozhao", the senior brother will be furious, "Small! Small! Small! Your whole family is small!" I wish I could cut this man with my sword.But Master said that we should accept the word "Xiao" calmly, which fully embodies the traditional virtue of humility and humility of our school.But Xiao Gao felt that it was fine if the master didn't explain, and after explaining, the master would be in danger of being cut off.

The total number of people in Chen Youqing's lineage is the above, and they are divided into a moderately large mountain called Qingxiu Peak.Compared with the boss in the previous life, this master is completely different. He is completely free-spirited, and he follows the creed-"The master leads the door, and the cultivation is up to the individual." I am also a relatively loose temperament.However, perhaps because he is the youngest disciple of the ancestor, he is still favored by the ancestor.

Xiao Gao, I should be called Gao Xiaojie now. Gao Xiaojie thinks about how to go down the mountain and enter the rivers and lakes every day. He has already drawn a blueprint for the future when he sleeps. Lunch, practice sword, make dinner, eat dinner, practice sword, sleep.Because the master said that cultivation is divided into the Qi refining period, the foundation building period, the alchemy period, the Nascent Soul period, and the transformation of the gods. Said to exorcising demons and defending Taoism.But for those who are riding horses, who will tell him a scientific research dog, what is Qi training and how to do it?The master said, you should draw the qi into the body, sink the qi into the dantian, solidify the qi and form it, and go through the meridians and channels.Gao Xiaojie looked at Master blankly.The master said, take a deep breath, and then slowly sink down, Gao Xiaojie did so, and with a "poof", the master rushed out of the door.Gao Xiaojie repented silently in his heart, I didn't do it on purpose.

At this point, the master threw him a copy of the "Qingxiu Twelve Styles" sword formula, and said, you can go and comprehend it yourself, as a teacher, I can only help you so far.Well, "the master leads the door, the cultivation is up to the individual", you should lead me in first when you step on the horse!

After struggling for several days, Gao Xiaojie knocked on the door of the senior brother's room holding the sword manual.The moonlight was shining brightly, pouring into the room through the half-open door, and Gao Xiaojie's shadow stretched to the side of the senior brother's bed. Gao Xiaojie was in awe of this tall and powerful senior brother, and he rarely strikes up a conversation. This time, he came here to ask for advice after making a lot of determination. He brought a bunch of grapes for fear of being too abrupt. The long fruits are better than those sold in the orchard in front of the school.

When Gao Xiaojie took out the grapes, the always serious brother's eyes lit up and he rushed forward excitedly.With this appearance, if it was a brown bear a second ago, it is now a national treasure giant panda. "Brother, you're welcome," Senior Brother Qi pinched one of the grains, under the moonlight, looking at it, it was crystal clear, full of grains, tasting it, it was sweet and delicious, full of water, and the lingering fragrance lingered on the teeth. "Junior brother, did you pick your grapes in the Youran ditch at the end of the three-mile forest in the back mountain?"

Gao Xiaojie couldn't help giving a thumbs up, "Senior brother, you're an expert!", the ancients do not deceive me, nine out of ten fat people are foodies. . .

Before the senior brother could finish his sentence, the grapes were half gone, "This grape, the place where it grows, is wonderful! There is plenty of sunlight during the day, and the temperature is lower at night. It absorbs the essence of the sun and the moon, and is nourished by the immortal energy. It's also the best in the world. I'm not bragging, I'll tell you, all the edible things on Qingxiu Peak, the things that fly in the sky, the things that run on the ground, the things that swim in the water, and the mushrooms, fruits, grasses and vegetables on this mountain, no one compares to me. I understand better..." It turns out that this senior brother is still a chatterbox. . .

"Well, Senior Brother, I'm sorry, I'll interrupt you first! Master asked me to draw Qi into my body, what should I do?"

"Oh, this one! Go and sit cross-legged, I'll teach you."

As soon as Xiao Gao heard that there was a joke, he hurriedly ran to sit down. The senior brother sat cross-legged opposite him, "Give me your hand, close your eyes, and meditate. I will introduce my own Qi into your body and take you through it. Don't resist, just follow along."

"Yes, Senior Brother Lao."

Step by step, after running behind the senior brother for a few weeks, Xiao Gao only had a few big words in his heart, "Fuck me, so this is Qi refining!" Why can't the master say something that people can understand, it's great to be like the senior brother!

So the two forged a deep friendship - Fanyou.

The daily compulsory courses became "Brother, where do you go to practice sword after breakfast?" "Brother, where do you go to practice sword in the afternoon?" In fact, the specific meaning is, after breakfast, where do you go for extra meals?Where do you go for lunch in the afternoon?Although he went to look for food every day, he didn't neglect his cultivation. The senior brother was a physical practitioner, climbing mountains and ridges, chasing birds and beasts, and he also practiced a good skill.Xiao Gao jumped up and down behind him, mobilizing the true energy in his body with every step, and his cultivation has improved.In order to get down the mountain as soon as possible, Xiao Gao decided to add two hours of practice time every day.The senior brother said that he started too late, and he didn't expect him to reach any level of cultivation. If he practiced hard, there would always be no problem in self-defense.

The days are turbulent, and half a year has passed, and it is as leisurely as a vacation.

Half a year later, I finally met the master's request. I wanted to ask for leave to go down the mountain for a walk, but it happened to be in time for the trial of the new disciples of the Tianyao Sect. Each peak sent three new disciples to participate in the trial and complete the prescribed tasks within the specified time. , the first to complete the highest score, and finally the three most potential disciples of this year will be selected and given certain rewards.For Xiao Gao, who passed through the 21st century half a year ago, he always felt that he should be the protagonist of this world. According to the urine nature of ordinary TV dramas or novels, there will inevitably be some accidents in the novice trial. None other than yourself.So glad to sign up.It's a pity that he is the only disciple of the right age in Qingxiu Peak, and the junior sister who just arrived is too young to participate in the trial.Xiao Gao took the quota of three people alone, and embarked on the journey under the eager eyes of the master, brother and sister, and the younger sisters.

In order to encourage his courage, the master gave him a sword named Qing Yang, and hoped that this apprentice would become a gentleman like the wind in the future.