[Comprehensive] If we have another possibility

Variety show extra, don't take your brains.

Group portrait/with color/with (my personal) cp preference.

No need to ask, the hosts are all us (who are interested in other people's chuang affairs).

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Accompanied by a burst of cheerful music, Muye Village's most popular and authoritative (gossip) focus talk show was broadcast on weekend nights on time.

The first to appear was the one who stood out from many competitors after many selections, the most gossip, the most clever, the best adaptability, the most tricky question angle, and the most vicious heart—ahem, the host, Miss xx.

"Hi everyone, I'm xx! Welcome to the Konoha (gossip) focus interview! Today our program is a specially produced luxury special edition, the theme is the story of Uchiha Scarlet and 'them' which has become a hot topic recently ★! In the coming time, I will try my best to help you understand the private life of our precious Konoha—cough, the small details of daily life, so without further ado, let's start!"

(The host reveals the stage behind him sideways, and shows everyone the seats arranged in a fan shape)

Host: "Before the show starts, I would like to announce a top-secret news to everyone: Before Lord Feishi came from the hospital, according to the private request of Lord Feishi's family members, we also shouldered the task of finding the 'most suitable person' through dialogue." The arduous task of the person who matches the treasure of Konoha! Please keep your eyes open and investigate carefully. After the show is over, please vote according to the method at the bottom of the screen to choose the most suitable CP candidate in your mind!"

(At this time, the assistant made a gesture beside the stage, indicating that everyone is ready to take their positions)

The host [smiling ready to make trouble]: "Then without further ado, let's start today's show! Please: Mr. Nidaime Hokage Senju Tomonama, Mr. Uchiha Madara, Mr. Uchiha Izuna, Namikaze Minato Sir, Mr. Kakashi Hatake, Mr. Obito Uchiha, Mr. Yato, Mr. Osamu Dazai, Mr. Chuya Nakahara, and Mr. Hiroto Uzumaki! Welcome everyone!"

(There was thunderous applause from the audience, and the guests mentioned filed in from the side of the stage and sat in the prepared seats)

Host: [Before coming to the center-left position, I didn’t sit down, and reserved a center-right position on the left hand side]

(At this time, someone in the audience laughed lightly, with a hoarse voice)

"Why wasn't someone invited?"

The host [looks at the speaker, smiles awkwardly]: "Uh...it's Mr. Orochimaru like this. The guests invited this time are all selected according to their popularity rankings..."

Orochimaru [Scary Smile]: "Is that all?"

The host [smiling in embarrassment]: "...No, actually Mr. Fei Shi personally went through the list before the show started, and named these people on stage..."

Orochimaru: "...I have no problem."

The host [fake cough]: "Cough...then let's start again. Please allow me to solemnly introduce the special guests who came to this show——"

(As the host explained, the audience all looked at the two beautiful women sitting on the side of the stage)

"Let us warmly welcome Mrs. Uchiha Sakura and Miss Uchiha Sarana!"

(thundering applause)

(Uchiha Sakura and Uchiha Sarana smiled and waved)

The host [kindly smiles]: "Mrs. Sakura, I heard that you, as the parent, will have full authority to inspect the CP candidates of Mr. Fei Shi this time. I would like to ask if you already have a favorite candidate in your mind?"

Sakura [tilts her head and laughs]: "Well... If you say no, you must be lying."

Host: "Can you tell us a little bit?"

Sakura [laughs]: "Sorry, let's keep this answer for now, I don't want my opinion to interfere with Fei Shi's choice."

Host: "Okay! [Turning to look at Zuo Liangna] Miss Zuo Liangna, I heard that Fei Shi usually listens to you the most, is that true?"

Zuo Liangna [twitching lips, satisfied eyes]: "It seems to be like this."

Supporter: "But I heard that you have a very good relationship with Mr. Uzumaki Boruto, and you admire the Second Hokage very much? Will this have some influence on your choice?"

Zuo Liangna: "Well... how should I put it, I sat here to choose Fei Shi's favorite and suitable person, although personal preferences will also affect my judgment, but I will try my best to restrain myself !"

Host: "Okay! By the way, Mr. Uchiha Sasuke doesn't need to sit on the judging panel?"

Sakura & Zuo Liangna: "...No, no need."

Host: "Why—ah, um...I see."

(Sasuke, who is under the spotlight of everyone in the audience: [Looks at the pig coveting his cabbage on the stage, the hand that draws the knife, ready to move])

(The seventh generation next to him: "... Calm down, Sasuke, murderous look is leaking out of your eyes!")

Host: "Ahem cough cough... Alright, next I would like to mention the audience present, they include Master Fei Shi and his parents' relatives and friends, and of course, our beloved Seventh and Sixth Masters, And the special audience, Hatsudaime-sama! Welcome, everyone!"

(cheers and applause)

(Senju Hashirama [with a bright smile]: Madara! Tobima! Come on!)

(Hatake Kakashi: [Lazily waving])

(Naruto Uzumaki: [The smile is extremely embarrassing, looking at Minato and Boruto, his eyes are vacillating, and he yells madly in his heart: Who should I cheer for, I say!!])

Host: "In addition, we also have many guests from different worlds, such as the young Mr. Uchiha Sasuke, the young Mr. Uzumaki Naruto, and Mr. Orochimaru who just spoke... and Mr. Hatake Sakumo , Mr. Akashi Seijuro... [Voice fades]"

(The atmosphere at the scene gradually became weird with the appearance of the last few names)

(Seven generations of Mu Naruto: "... I, I said calm down, Sasuke! Look, I didn't say anything!!")

(The old father and the young self looked at each other, and sat down with a dark face, restraining their anger)

The host [Crazy fake cough, finally sat on the seat and flipped the script loudly]: "Ahem cough cough cough cough...then there is no need to delay, let's start today's show! Before Master Fei Shi arrives , let me ask everyone here some questions, please answer seriously!"

Several guests: "..."

No one responded.

(The invited people either smiled politely or stared at each other with their chests folded or remained expressionless, and no one made any concessions for the effect of the program)

The host [shame]: "It seems that everyone is not interested in it until Lord Feishi comes... Then I will ask questions in the order specified by Lord Feishi."

(As soon as this remark was made, the attention of several people was immediately attracted)

The host [recovered his confident smile]: "Master Feijian, you are the first one!"

Feijian: "... I guessed it."

(The man sitting closest to the empty seat said so, and glanced at the people next to him without any emotion)

(...the air at the scene seems to be a few degrees colder)

The host [rubs arms, smiles firmly]: "Do you mean to guess that you will be the first thing Mrs. Fei Shi thinks of?"

Feijian [The boss is sitting, with a calm expression]: "Ah. I probably feel that I am easy to talk and suitable for opening up the situation. So, what is the problem?"

The host [seemed to be stunned because of the instant transfer of the initiative in the speech, but quickly reacted and threw the bomb with a smile]: "When was the first time you had sex with Mr. Fei Shi?"

Feijian: "... what?"

(Screams erupting from the scene)

(The white-haired man didn't seem to think that the first question would be so explosive, and he rarely showed a weird expression of doubting life)

The host [smiling]: "Please cherish the opportunity to answer questions. Considering the support rate later, we don't recommend that you refuse to answer."

Feijian [Fu forehead]: "...it was when I was 16 years old. It was about ten years before the establishment of Konoha."

The host [nodding with satisfaction]: "How deep was your affection for Mr. Fei Shi back then?"

Feijian [put down hands, expressionless]: "Proceed to the point of 'if he dares to lie to me, castrate him'."

Host: "...has it suddenly become a sickly girl?!"

Tokaima: "I'm joking."

Host: "Hey??!"

(The white-haired man seems to have thought of something at this time, and reveals a faintly reminiscing smile implying helplessness)

Tobima: "The fact is that after being cheated, I can't do anything about that guy. He is probably the only super-difficult ninjutsu that I can't master in my life [self-deprecating laugh]."

(The Uchiha mother and daughter on the judging panel are whispering)

Host: "I didn't expect that the second-generation master who claims to be 'ninjutsu that can't be learned' would actually say that...Okay, thank you. Then the next one, Mr. Uchiha Izuna!"

(The young man with plaited forehead bursting with blue veins and smiling was taken aback for a moment, subconsciously glanced at Madara Uchiha on the right, as if he didn't expect the host to skip him and ask himself directly)

Quan Nai [quickly adjusted her expression and showed a comfortable smile]: "Yes."

Host: "Excuse me, [looking at the young man with braids seriously] What is the thing you regret the most?"

Quan Nai: [suddenly startled, face suddenly pale]

Uchiha Madara [frowning]: "Hey, do you guys want to dance too?"

Quan Nai [Pressing her brother's hand tightly, looking down and unable to see his expression clearly]: "It's okay, brother."

(The young man with braids bowed his head in silence for a while, then sighed softly, and clenched his hands)

Quan Nai: "There are two things that I regret the most in my life. One is being manipulated by Heijue to do such unforgivable things... [Fingertips trembling faintly] The other is that 'at that time' there was no Go on living."

(Senju Tobema and Uchiha Madara were taken aback at the same time)

(The Uchiha mother and daughter in the jury look at each other)

The host [bows his head to record]: "That's it... [Raising head, clapping hands suddenly, tone suddenly brisk] Then the next question, if you make Mr. Fei Shi angry, what method will you use to coax him?"

Quan Nai's face returned to normal, even faintly flushed: "Make Fei Shi angry? It seems that such a thing only happened once..."

The host [mysterious smile]: "Is it the time you were angry because you always avoided him?"

Quan Nai: "How do you know?!"

Host [as if nothing had happened]: "So what did you do?"

Quan Nai [eyes erratic, ears red]: "That... that is, after spending a night in the Land of Wind, I apologized and was forgiven..."

The host [nods in relief]: "That time you, who was comatose and covered in hickey marks, was carried back all the way by Lord Feishi! You even topped Konoha's gossip list that day!"

Quan Nai [covers her smoldering red face, her voice is weak]: "Please don't mention this matter again..."

The host [turns the page with a smile]: "Of order! Next, Mr. Madara Uchiha!"

(Uchiha Madara loosened his frown and nodded reservedly)

Madara: "Ask."

Host: "May I ask if you have any connection with Mr. Fei Shi?"

Madara [chokes violently, face turns black]: "..."

The host [waited for a while, slowly becoming embarrassed]: "Ah...no, no?"

Fei Jian [sneering mercilessly]: "No. He doesn't have one."

Madara: "...do you want to die, Senshou's second child?"

(Among the few people present, except Madara, some people's faces became a little ugly)

The host [smiled dryly and quickly changed the subject]: "Well... Then, would someone as powerful and proud as Mr. Madara rely on Mr. Feishi in an emergency or when his body is weak?"

Madara [with a twitch in the center of her eyebrows, and a moment of silence with her drooping eyes]: "... yes."

Host: "What scene is it?"

Madara [eyes become distant]: "The first time was when my eyes were about to go blind. At that time, he was the only one I could trust. The second time was when Quanna was seriously injured, and he was the first thing I thought of. The third time... …[Turning head to look at Quan Nai, then turning his eyes to one side, it seems a bit difficult to say] After Quan Nai's death, I probably can't help myself... a little bit dependent on him. "

(The Uchiha mother and daughter in the auditorium are as motionless as a mountain, and there is no emotion to be seen)

The host [nods his head]: "Thank you. And then...Mr. Namikaze Minato?"

Minato [takes a deep breath secretly, smiles]: "Excuse me."

The host [seriously]: "Can you tell us in detail what you think now? As far as I know, you seem to have confessed to Mr. Fei Shi uncontrollably at a critical moment, and the mood now is still the same as that at that time. It is the same?"

Minato [sighs prepared]: "Saying 'no'...seems a bit self-deceiving."

Host: "So?"

Minato [smiling wryly]: "I can't deny my feelings for Feishi, but since I have already rejected his hand extended to me, there should be no chance. [Smiling a little bit uncontrollably]...Sorry, the remaining Don’t ask the next question.”

Host: "Okay, since this is what you want. But... [looking down at the mysterious script with a meaningful smile] I think it's too early for you to give up now."

Minato [stopped]: "What do you mean—?"

The host [pretending not to hear]: "Okay, let's move on to the next one, the young Mr. Hatake Kakashi!"

Kakashi [Crescent Eye Smile]: "Hello."

The host [excited]: "Hello! When it's your turn, I always feel that two questions are not enough! The story between you and Mr. Feishi is so sweet and bitter, it's really hard to choose! Even Mr. Feishi is preparing questions. I hesitated for a long time in choosing a question!"

Kakashi [a little surprised, then scratched his head in embarrassment]: "Hey...is that so? So these questions are all chosen by Feishi himself?"

(The atmosphere at the scene suddenly became dignified)

The host [under the scorching eyes of everyone, calm and composed]: "Part of it is, but part of it is specially arranged by the program team!"

Kakashi: "Then—"

The host [smiling]: "The questions personally selected by Mr. Fei Shi are not public content~ Please listen to the questions!"

Kakashi [somewhat disappointed, but thinking that his question must have been chosen by Feishi himself, he immediately turned serious]: "Excuse me."

Host: "Do you think Fei Shi-sama will be uncomfortable when facing you and the sixth generation?"

Kakashi: "..."

(The silver-haired man clenched his hands unconsciously, and exchanged glances with "myself" in the audience)

Kakashi [seriously]: "I don't think he will."

Moderator: "Why?"

Kakashi [I don't know what to recall, the smile becomes extremely gentle a little bit]: "Because he told me himself that he can completely distinguish the two of us, and his kindness to me is not because of that 'me'."

(The Uchiha mother and daughter in the jury seat started whispering again)

(Sixth Hokage in the audience is as immovable as a mountain, but Uchiha Sasuke next to him seems to have realized something, and glances at his young self)

(Young Uchiha Sasuke: [The eyes are dead, the mouth is disgusted])

(Old father Sasuke: "...")

(Seven generations of Mu Naruto: "Sa, Sasuke, put down the knife!!")

The host [strongly ignored the noise in the audience]: "Okay, Mr. Kakashi, please listen to your next question: Who will be more active when you [beep——] with Master Feishi?"

Kakashi [froze suddenly, blushing after a second]: "Ha...ha?!"

(There was an uproar at the scene)

The host [eyes light up with excitement]: "Please answer quickly!"

Kakashi [eyes dodging, blushing about to bleed]: "Hey...that...this...not necessarily..."

The host [stares wide-eyed in admiration]: "Oh oh oh! That means you have taken the initiative!"

Kakashi [Earlobe is bright red, covering his face in embarrassment]: "Yes, I have... once or twice..."

The host [continues to be excited]: "Excuse me, what kind of initiative—!"

Kakashi [covering his face with both hands]: "Please don't ask any more questions!!"

The host [smacks his lips with unfinished thoughts]: "Oh... ok ok, let's see the next one..."

Osamu Dazai [tilts his head and smiles]: "Should I be the next one?"

Obito [anxious expression instantly becomes fierce]: "It should be me next!"

Dazai Osamu [smiling not reaching his eyes]: "Huh? Is that so? The order of questions should be arranged by the program team according to Mr.'s suggestion, so the next one should be me."

Yato [speaking while drawing attention to his existence]: "...Just don't skip me directly."

Nakahara Chuya [frowning irritably]: "Don't push yourself too hard! In my opinion, I should be in front of you!"

Osamu Dazai [clapping and laughing]: "Ah, so a slug is a slug, and a small brain is easy to be sentimental."

Nakahara Chuya [jumping up in rage]: "What did you say?!"

Whirlpool blogger [raise eyebrows]: "If you beat someone up, bring me one, just because I don't want to be the last one."

Host [panic]: "Ah, please don't fight!"

(The scene fell into chaos, and at this moment, the door of the recording studio opposite the stage was suddenly opened, and a figure familiar to everyone walked in against the light)

Uchiha Feishi looked at the chaotic stage, was slightly taken aback, and then raised his hand to look at his watch: "I remember, the time that the program team notified me seems to be... 10 minutes later?"

host:"……"

The author has something to say: Everyone: Oh, the ugly act of choosing CP has been exposed!

Change half first, and change the other half tomorrow~

——感谢在2020-07-1023:34:33~2020-07-1200:47:35期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: I am the king one;

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: WF Scarlet, Kanpo, Tantai Yanliu 1;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!