——695L (landlord):
Hellohello little bitches, the super invincible, cute and handsome landlord fat is here!I haven't seen you for a few days, I know you guys must miss me so much, and you must be eager to talk to me, but the host really doesn't miss you at all, because all you think about is the sweetheart at home hehe~
——697L:
[#shocked] The host is so coquettish after not seeing him for a few days?Is there something going on in between that I don't know?
——701L:
It's not obvious, it must have been xed! (loud)
——702L:
Sure enough, once the real attributes are exposed, the host will have nothing to fear, and the waves will be endless~
——704L:
Landlord is Sao Shou!Shame!Shame!
——707L:
What should I do? I want to see the host being xed. Am I perverted? [#cover face]
——712L:
Upstairs, I want too! (Broken sound) So do you have any of those...hehehe little videos?
——714L:
Watch.film+wei.kkJ69693—8, brother loves me again♂me again]#焦聤][#焦聤].
——715L:
Surprisingly found cereal, reported it!
——721L (landlord):
What are you talking nonsense about? He is still a pure and cute girl~
Okay, let’s get down to business. I’m here today to ask you a question. My boyfriend’s birthday is coming up. What kind of gifts do you usually give him?
——726L:
It means that I have delivered a supercar, don’t ask, there is a mine at home [#笑笑].
——731L:
Please stop the one delivering the supercar upstairs!It doesn't matter whether you are a supercar or not, I mainly want to have a PY with you.
——734L:
Sister, I want to...make friends with you.
——737L:
Do you still need a boyfriend?Those who have gone to college, have a good job and can blow rainbow farts, I don’t ask much, just give me a Wuling Hongguang.
——742L:
The local tyrant is happy with me, I will serve tea, send water to warm the bed, and accept various postures to play. I only need a three-wheeled scooter, and I can also deliver it to my door with free shipping!
——753L:
Hahahahahahaha why is this building crooked in a strange direction?Do you still remember the landlord by the Daming Lake?
——756L (landlord):
[#检棑灯烟】I don’t blame everyone, it’s all because the host is too low-key, making you often forget about my existence, but heroes are usually lonely, covered in wind and snow, hiding merit and fame.At this moment, the host quietly lowered the edge of the bamboo hat, wrapped the coir raincoat tightly around his body, and silently cleaned the fallen leaves washed by the rain like bees, waves and butterflies in the storm...
Cough, I ran away... Mainly this is the first time I celebrate his birthday, I missed all the previous ones, so I want to make it memorable.
——757L:
Hahaha, the host has read too many martial arts novels, can Mad Bee, Wave Butterfly be used in this way?
——763L:
Answer the question carefully, since it is the first time for the host to celebrate his birthday, of course he should also send some precious things, such as your first time or something...
——765L:
Since it's the first time in the row upstairs, of course it's the first time!
——772L:
first!first!first!
——780L:
Landlord, based on my experience in reading European, American and Asian short films for many years, I will pass on some knowledge to you, take a small notebook and write it down! (knock on the blackboard)
First, the first time you must do foot foreplay!Otherwise it will be very painful!
Second, lubricate!lubricating!lubricating!Say important things three times!
Third, flirting, tone of speech and action, must improve the atmosphere!
...
——788L:
780L awesome!I understand so clearly, I am afraid that I have experienced it myself? [# grim smile]
——789L:
Strong platoon! ! !
——792L:
Hahaha did you remember?Hurry up and start learning, and then come and share your feelings with us.
——804L:
Hahaha the landlord dare not speak!
——809L:
Landlord, don't be cowardly!You will find the gate of the new world, rush duck!
Yu Fu rested his hands on both sides of his cheeks and looked at the computer screen, lost in thought.
What should I send?
Well, what they said was to give away...that...cough...for the first time, it's not impossible, anyway, he is also looking forward to it, so just write it down in a small notebook.
He nodded secretly, half a page had already been written on the notebook spread out in front of the computer, the vague first item was to have enough foreplay...
He scratched his head, and finally wrote a full page, looked at the time, 21:32, Xu Mingyou was about to finish class, so he jumped up immediately, grabbed his messy things and stuffed them into his schoolbag. The corner of his clothes got stuck on the zipper of the schoolbag, and he couldn't pull it open for a long time, so he just picked up the scissors and twisted it, and the whole world became easier.
Yu Fu strode out of Xu Mingyou's house, he thought this way, the ancients used to say that a little farewell is worse than a newlywed, it would be better not to see Xu Mingyou before his birthday, rounding up they are newlyweds.
So in the following week, Xu Mingyou found that Gu Xizhao seemed to be avoiding him?
He typed a long paragraph in the WeChat input box, but before sending it, he deleted it one by one, and only sent: What happened recently?
Yu Fu was checking the drawings and models, and didn't notice the vibration of the phone.
Xu Mingyou sat on the sofa chair with his arms crossed, his phone didn't move for a long time, and he frowned, did he set the message not to be reminded?
Unlock, confirm that there is no setting, and turn off the screen.
After 20 minutes, Xu Mingyou completed 233 lock screen-unlock function tests for his mobile phone for free.
Xu Mingyou couldn't sit still, did something happen to that idiot?The more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong. He put the phone away and got up immediately, but before he even stepped out of the house, a message came in from the phone.
[Gu Xiaofool: Nothing. ]
This indifferent tone...
Immediately, Xu Mingyou's mind came up with the brother in the laboratory who was in a trance because of a broken relationship recently. He listened to him telling them the story of being exiled by love and being lonely for life every day. It seemed that the sign before his girlfriend broke up with him was unreasonable indifference... …
Xu Mingyou suddenly felt a little flustered, he couldn't tell, as if his heart was being pulled out bit by bit, his hands trembled inexplicably, the phone almost slipped and fell to the ground,
He dialed the phone, but it took a long time for the person on the other side to answer. After hearing the voice, Xu Mingyou wanted to speak, but found that his voice was a little hoarse. He covered the phone and cleared his throat, then said, "Are you busy?"
With the mobile phone under his shoulder, Yu Fu tilted his head to compare the size and check the wiring, "Yeah."
Xu Mingyou: "..." He clenched his fingers unconsciously, his palms were covered with cold sweat, "Shall we have dinner together tomorrow?"
Yu Fu connected the electricity, and the star-shaped light bulb in his hand flickered: "No, I have something to do tomorrow."
Xu Mingyou: "..." His breathing became rapid, his mouth opened and closed, but he didn't know what to say.
After a while, he finally got his emotions together, and was about to ask if he was tired of him, when he heard the man's voice without any ups and downs.
"Xu Mingyou, at 8:[-] tomorrow night, the rooftop on the third floor of the east, come here, I have something to tell you."
The author has something to say: Hahaha what gift will Fubao give?It will be revealed tomorrow!
It is said that my stomach has been uncomfortable for several days. I went to the hospital today. After queuing for a whole morning, I got better. After waiting for three centuries, when I arrived, the doctor asked me: Is it still hurting today?
Me: It doesn't hurt anymore (well-behaved).
Doctor (seriously): Then why are you here?
I:? ? ? [At a loss.jpg]
Hahahaha Doctor loves me again!When I went back to high school in a trance, the head teacher caught me late and asked: What did you do?
This chapter is short, too sleepy.
Hellohello little bitches, the super invincible, cute and handsome landlord fat is here!I haven't seen you for a few days, I know you guys must miss me so much, and you must be eager to talk to me, but the host really doesn't miss you at all, because all you think about is the sweetheart at home hehe~
——697L:
[#shocked] The host is so coquettish after not seeing him for a few days?Is there something going on in between that I don't know?
——701L:
It's not obvious, it must have been xed! (loud)
——702L:
Sure enough, once the real attributes are exposed, the host will have nothing to fear, and the waves will be endless~
——704L:
Landlord is Sao Shou!Shame!Shame!
——707L:
What should I do? I want to see the host being xed. Am I perverted? [#cover face]
——712L:
Upstairs, I want too! (Broken sound) So do you have any of those...hehehe little videos?
——714L:
Watch.film+wei.kkJ69693—8, brother loves me again♂me again]#焦聤][#焦聤].
——715L:
Surprisingly found cereal, reported it!
——721L (landlord):
What are you talking nonsense about? He is still a pure and cute girl~
Okay, let’s get down to business. I’m here today to ask you a question. My boyfriend’s birthday is coming up. What kind of gifts do you usually give him?
——726L:
It means that I have delivered a supercar, don’t ask, there is a mine at home [#笑笑].
——731L:
Please stop the one delivering the supercar upstairs!It doesn't matter whether you are a supercar or not, I mainly want to have a PY with you.
——734L:
Sister, I want to...make friends with you.
——737L:
Do you still need a boyfriend?Those who have gone to college, have a good job and can blow rainbow farts, I don’t ask much, just give me a Wuling Hongguang.
——742L:
The local tyrant is happy with me, I will serve tea, send water to warm the bed, and accept various postures to play. I only need a three-wheeled scooter, and I can also deliver it to my door with free shipping!
——753L:
Hahahahahahaha why is this building crooked in a strange direction?Do you still remember the landlord by the Daming Lake?
——756L (landlord):
[#检棑灯烟】I don’t blame everyone, it’s all because the host is too low-key, making you often forget about my existence, but heroes are usually lonely, covered in wind and snow, hiding merit and fame.At this moment, the host quietly lowered the edge of the bamboo hat, wrapped the coir raincoat tightly around his body, and silently cleaned the fallen leaves washed by the rain like bees, waves and butterflies in the storm...
Cough, I ran away... Mainly this is the first time I celebrate his birthday, I missed all the previous ones, so I want to make it memorable.
——757L:
Hahaha, the host has read too many martial arts novels, can Mad Bee, Wave Butterfly be used in this way?
——763L:
Answer the question carefully, since it is the first time for the host to celebrate his birthday, of course he should also send some precious things, such as your first time or something...
——765L:
Since it's the first time in the row upstairs, of course it's the first time!
——772L:
first!first!first!
——780L:
Landlord, based on my experience in reading European, American and Asian short films for many years, I will pass on some knowledge to you, take a small notebook and write it down! (knock on the blackboard)
First, the first time you must do foot foreplay!Otherwise it will be very painful!
Second, lubricate!lubricating!lubricating!Say important things three times!
Third, flirting, tone of speech and action, must improve the atmosphere!
...
——788L:
780L awesome!I understand so clearly, I am afraid that I have experienced it myself? [# grim smile]
——789L:
Strong platoon! ! !
——792L:
Hahaha did you remember?Hurry up and start learning, and then come and share your feelings with us.
——804L:
Hahaha the landlord dare not speak!
——809L:
Landlord, don't be cowardly!You will find the gate of the new world, rush duck!
Yu Fu rested his hands on both sides of his cheeks and looked at the computer screen, lost in thought.
What should I send?
Well, what they said was to give away...that...cough...for the first time, it's not impossible, anyway, he is also looking forward to it, so just write it down in a small notebook.
He nodded secretly, half a page had already been written on the notebook spread out in front of the computer, the vague first item was to have enough foreplay...
He scratched his head, and finally wrote a full page, looked at the time, 21:32, Xu Mingyou was about to finish class, so he jumped up immediately, grabbed his messy things and stuffed them into his schoolbag. The corner of his clothes got stuck on the zipper of the schoolbag, and he couldn't pull it open for a long time, so he just picked up the scissors and twisted it, and the whole world became easier.
Yu Fu strode out of Xu Mingyou's house, he thought this way, the ancients used to say that a little farewell is worse than a newlywed, it would be better not to see Xu Mingyou before his birthday, rounding up they are newlyweds.
So in the following week, Xu Mingyou found that Gu Xizhao seemed to be avoiding him?
He typed a long paragraph in the WeChat input box, but before sending it, he deleted it one by one, and only sent: What happened recently?
Yu Fu was checking the drawings and models, and didn't notice the vibration of the phone.
Xu Mingyou sat on the sofa chair with his arms crossed, his phone didn't move for a long time, and he frowned, did he set the message not to be reminded?
Unlock, confirm that there is no setting, and turn off the screen.
After 20 minutes, Xu Mingyou completed 233 lock screen-unlock function tests for his mobile phone for free.
Xu Mingyou couldn't sit still, did something happen to that idiot?The more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong. He put the phone away and got up immediately, but before he even stepped out of the house, a message came in from the phone.
[Gu Xiaofool: Nothing. ]
This indifferent tone...
Immediately, Xu Mingyou's mind came up with the brother in the laboratory who was in a trance because of a broken relationship recently. He listened to him telling them the story of being exiled by love and being lonely for life every day. It seemed that the sign before his girlfriend broke up with him was unreasonable indifference... …
Xu Mingyou suddenly felt a little flustered, he couldn't tell, as if his heart was being pulled out bit by bit, his hands trembled inexplicably, the phone almost slipped and fell to the ground,
He dialed the phone, but it took a long time for the person on the other side to answer. After hearing the voice, Xu Mingyou wanted to speak, but found that his voice was a little hoarse. He covered the phone and cleared his throat, then said, "Are you busy?"
With the mobile phone under his shoulder, Yu Fu tilted his head to compare the size and check the wiring, "Yeah."
Xu Mingyou: "..." He clenched his fingers unconsciously, his palms were covered with cold sweat, "Shall we have dinner together tomorrow?"
Yu Fu connected the electricity, and the star-shaped light bulb in his hand flickered: "No, I have something to do tomorrow."
Xu Mingyou: "..." His breathing became rapid, his mouth opened and closed, but he didn't know what to say.
After a while, he finally got his emotions together, and was about to ask if he was tired of him, when he heard the man's voice without any ups and downs.
"Xu Mingyou, at 8:[-] tomorrow night, the rooftop on the third floor of the east, come here, I have something to tell you."
The author has something to say: Hahaha what gift will Fubao give?It will be revealed tomorrow!
It is said that my stomach has been uncomfortable for several days. I went to the hospital today. After queuing for a whole morning, I got better. After waiting for three centuries, when I arrived, the doctor asked me: Is it still hurting today?
Me: It doesn't hurt anymore (well-behaved).
Doctor (seriously): Then why are you here?
I:? ? ? [At a loss.jpg]
Hahahaha Doctor loves me again!When I went back to high school in a trance, the head teacher caught me late and asked: What did you do?
This chapter is short, too sleepy.
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