After binding the system I was forced to dress in women [Quick Transmigration]

Everyone walked forward nervously and excitedly. Before reaching the auditorium, the BGM was uniformly a sports march. When they reached the center of the auditorium, the whole class shouted slogans: "The east wind blows the war drums, who is Gao 27 afraid of; the wind is roaring The horse is barking, so let me declare that you are not allowed to laugh! Hey! Don’t laugh!"

It was obviously an extremely silly slogan, but they shouted it with a murderous aura. In Yishui's aggressive slogan of swallowing mountains and rivers, it seemed both mentally retarded and bohemian.

After the hey, the BGM of their class sounded, first of all, the classic line of Cucurbit Baby: "Hey! Snake spirit, let my grandpa go!"

The cultural and entertainment committee member in charge of the team whispered, "Calabash baby, come on."

The expressions of Yu Fu and the others froze for a moment, the eldest Zhang Weixing was the first to rush out of the team, he was the most burly person in the class, with a red gourd on his head, and stood in front of the open space, Facing the stands, he made a gesture of infinite strength.

Listening to the BGM of "Gourd baby, gourd baby, seven flowers on a vine..." in the stands, I burst out laughing instantly, and all the gourd babies rushed out to stack Arhats in order. In the neck, he rushed up bravely, stepped on the legs of Zheng Yuan and another person, and stood on the second floor.

Each gourd baby has to make corresponding actions according to its own skills. Yu Fu is a water-spraying baby. He had a bag of water in his mouth long before going on stage. Issue a skill attack.

Yu Fu squirted water from his mouth in a puff, and Zheng Yuan below was splashed all over his face, and secretly reached out and pinched his leg.

The scorpion spirit is the heroine Yu Xiaoxi. She has two horns on her head. As soon as she came up, she kicked the obstructing snake spirit away. She took out a mirror domineeringly and deflected the gourd baby's skills. The array immediately collapsed, and the other students in the class took out paper forks to act as toads, and surrounded the gourd baby.

Just at the very moment, the missing grandpa fell from the sky in a golden light. A piece of golden tinfoil was pasted on his back, which reflected the sunlight and dazzled the eyes of the audience.

The gourd babies got up from the ground in surprise: "Grandpa! Grandpa!"

Grandpa Lin reached behind his back and took out a Gatling machine gun. With the sound of "da da da" in the BGM, he beat the snake essence, scorpion essence, toad essence into a sieve, and then carried the gun on his shoulder. He waved at the calabash dolls chicly: "Dolls, go home with grandpa and cook scorpion and snake soup for you!"

After their class performance was over, Zhang Weixing assembled the whole team and led everyone out of the stage. Everyone left the stage with a deadpan face, and the people in the stands were laughing like crazy.

After leaving the arena, they had to go to the arranged stands. When they got to the side of the stands, they heard someone calling them.

Lao Fan was standing in the first row of the stands, he got a little bee from somewhere, and shouted at them with a red face: "Class [-], you are amazing!"

Tianshan Child Elder laughed beside him, because her eyes are not good enough to see the bright light, she wore a pair of sunglasses, the little old lady looked very cool!

Everyone raised their heads and waved excitedly at them, Yu Fu also raised his head, the sun was a bit dazzling, a familiar figure flashed in the crowd, he looked carefully, but he didn't see anyone, rubbed his eyes, could it be Dazzled?

They walked to their seats, and as soon as they sat down, everyone couldn't hold back their laughter, happily discussing how uncomfortable they were just now, but such a serious sand sculpture can have the greatest effect.

People in the neighboring classes all turned to look at them, and some people kept praising their class for being the most creative, and the sand sculptures ruined childhood, which was refreshing.

Everyone proudly straightened their waists to accept the praise, talking about what and where, but their hearts were already full of joy.

The happiness of youth is the simplest.

After all the classes had finished walking in the phalanx, the principal gave the opening speech. It was nearly an hour after he finished speaking. In order to ensure that the scene was not too chaotic, everyone was required to sit in the stands to watch the game in the morning. Yu Fu I jumped in the bunker in the afternoon, and Zheng Yuan’s 100m sprint was only half an hour later, the second idiot rubbed his hands together nervously, and said: “Brother Zhao, I seem to be a little nervous. You touch my hand and you break out in a cold sweat gone."

Yu Fu didn't think much about it, touched it casually, and said nonsense with his eyes open: "It's a bit cold, maybe it's cold in the palace, you should drink more hot water."

Zheng Yuan didn't realize what Gong Han meant for a moment, but the girl next to him turned her head to look at them both, with a weird expression on her face, and whispered in each other's ears with a smile.

The innocent baby Zheng Yuan was stunned, and it took him a long time to react. He stood up in a fit of anger, and said, "I won't be with you anymore. I'm going to check."

Yu Fu smiled and cheered him on, because it was a track and field competition, in order to ensure safety, except for the staff and participants, other people could only stay in the stands and were not allowed to enter.

After a while, Zheng Yuan finished the inspection, stood under the stands and waved to him, Yu Fu walked to the edge of the stands with a smile, and the second idiot put a number cloth on his back, the number was very interesting: No. 233.

After showing off to him, Zheng Yuan was about to blow the whistle for the match over there. He ran over and gave Yu Fu a thumbs up with his back turned.

Zheng Yuan has always been strong in running, and he won the first place in the group without any suspense, and successfully advanced to the semi-finals. After he finished running, he left from the finish line. A girl smiled and handed him a bottle of water.

"You run really fast, cheers for the rematch!"

He wiped his sweat, and the sweat flowed into his eyes, which made his eyes hurt a little. He squinted his eyes, and the girl in front hung up a work sign, holding a few bottles of water in her hand and guarding the finish line. Bottle, probably sensing his gaze, turned around and smiled at him.

Zheng Yuan: "..." Damn!Why does it feel like Xiaolu, who was crushed to death in his heart, has revived and lied about his corpse again!

He went back dejectedly, immersed in the sadness that he might be a big carrot and couldn't extricate himself.

Yu Fu saw his brother walking over with a sad face, and hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "What's the matter? Didn't you run well?"

Zheng Yuan didn't speak, Yu Fu didn't know what kind of blow he had received, so he could only let him be quiet first.

After sitting in the stands for nearly three hours, the game in the morning was finally over. The two friends went to eat together. While walking on the road, a girl turned her head to see them, and a voice came over with a smile.

"Hey, do you think they are gourd babies?"

"That's right, that's right, hahahaha, it's so funny, I was laughing all over the place!"

When Yu Fu heard "they are gourd babies", his thoughts uncontrollably diverged to a weird direction, gourd baby, mutual~push~baby?Ahhhh no way can't think about it anymore!

The villain in his heart kept beating the ground, and suddenly he heard Zheng Yuan whisper: "I figured it out."

Yu Fu: "???" Figured out what?

Zheng Yuan raised his head and looked at him deeply: "A man cannot hang himself on a tree with a crooked neck. If he only cares about the unreachable end, he will ignore the scenery around him."

Yu Fu: "???" How did you become a poet?Not sour.

Zheng Yuan continued: "Before I got into a dead end and missed the most beautiful scenery around me, is there still time for me to look back?"

Yu Fu inexplicably saw a strange affection in his eyes, and swallowed: "That...the prodigal son will never change his money when he returns."

Zheng Yuan nodded in agreement, his eyes glowed, and he pursed his lips: "We grew up together, you know me better than my irresponsible parents, tell the truth, how am I?"

Yu Fu raised his eyebrows little by little, and his eyes began to enlarge. Why did he suddenly ask such a question? He thought for a while, and thought that the second idiot might have suffered a sudden blow to his self-confidence during the competition, so he decided to cheer him up, saying: : "Brother, you are so handsome, you have a good personality and interesting soul, those who don't like you are lame, you should see an ophthalmologist."

Zheng Yuan smiled affectionately, and said seriously: "Then am I suitable to be a boyfriend?"

Yu Fu: "!!!!!!" He felt that the exclamation mark on his head must be bubbling like the puff mushroom in Plants vs. Zombies. He thought about it for a long time, and was afraid of hitting him, so he said: "... Suitable."

Zheng Yuan laughed in satisfaction, Yu Fu looked at the light in his eyes, and felt that the smile was like a kind of relief that a question that had troubled him for a long time was finally asked, he interpreted what he just said carefully, his heart trembled, a little afraid Believe it, does he...want to have a...fuck with me?

Zheng Yuan is in a good mood, since his good friends have said so, then he must not be a big carrot, who didn't like a few people when he was young.

The two walked all the way to the restaurant without saying a word, Yu Fu ordered a rice bowl, Zheng Yuan said that I was the same, then turned to smile affectionately at him, Yu Fu shook again.

Before the meal was served, each of them lowered their heads and started playing with their mobile phones. Yu Fu quietly opened the search engine. Seeing that no one was paying attention, he entered a few words secretly: What should I do if my friend who grew up together fell in love with me? ?

He was really not sure, every word of the second idiot seemed to imply, if that was the case, how could he refuse so as not to hurt his friend's heart?

While waiting for the webpage to jump, Xu Mingyou's face suddenly flashed in his mind for some reason, he quickly shook his head, this world is crazy!

Zheng Yuan looked down at the phone screen, there was a row of words in the search bar at the top: How to correctly and effectively pursue the girl you like.He secretly glanced at his friend, this time he must not listen to his bad ideas, but he didn't know how to be too obvious, so as not to hurt his heart.

Two people with different intentions sat in a corner of the restaurant, absent-mindedly finished a meal without taste.

In the afternoon, Yu Fu will participate in bunker jumping. There are two places in each class, and the other is Xiao Qixing.

Due to the tight schedule of the competition, the women's 800-meter long-distance race will be held on the track at the same time as the long jump. He attaches great importance to the competition and keeps practicing run-ups and take-offs.

The referee blew his whistle and said, "The game is about to start, everyone get ready and line up in the order I read the names."

Yu Fu was pulled back to his senses by the whistle, and followed the others to the side to line up. The order was out of order, so Xiao Qixing was not next to him, and was second to last.

After the competition started, the contestants came one by one in order, and each person had two chances, counting as the best result, Yu Fu didn't really take it seriously, but Xiao Qixing looked quite nervous.

Yu Fu arrived in a blink of an eye. Yu Fu recalled the teaching video he had watched before, took a deep breath, and then ran up, accelerated, jumped, and swung his arms. He was focused and serious. The moment his body flew into the air, the world around him seemed to be It's all quiet, he is like a bird spreading its wings upwards, young, powerful, and full of vigor, and it is even more dazzling than the sunshine in April.

Xu Mingyou looked at it from a distance, and was inexplicably dazzled.

Yu Fu's ears were filled with the sound of the wind, and he didn't hear the sounds from the surroundings until he landed perfectly. There were exclamations and applause. He looked back and measured the distance visually, and he felt okay.

After it was over, he walked to the side, took off his shoes and shook off the sand, and suddenly remembered that there was Xiao Qixing, so he planned to go over to cheer him up, but he looked around and found no one, so he had to ask the staff next to him: "Excuse me. Do you know where the number 009 went just now?"

The staff member turned around and pointed to the other side of the track, and said, "When you were jumping, I heard that a long-distance runner over there fell, and he left in a hurry."

Yu Fu remembered that the girls in his class were participating in the long-distance running, so he also planned to go over to have a look. When he was about to reach the finish line, he was stopped by a boy holding a small flag, "Student, you can't go this way."

He nodded to show that he understood, and looked up. There was a circle of people at the finish line, and he heard Xiao Qixing's anxious voice: "How are you? I'll take you to the school doctor."

Yu Xiaoxi's still domineering voice sounded in his weakness: "It's okay, don't worry about me."

Xiao Qixing's voice raised a little: "Why is it all right, the sand is embedded in the flesh, I'll carry you on my back."

Yu Xiaoxi: "Hey, hey, what are you doing, let me down, don't want you to carry me!"

Yu Fu watched Xiao Qixing quickly run away with someone on his back, and laughed, isn't this the legendary Huanxi Enemy!

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Once the big star Jian passed through the book, he became a cannon fodder in the goofy entertainment circle. He has the same name as him, also called Jian Fan.

It's a pity that Jian Fankong has a hot business of appearance, so he can only rely on tying CP to stir up popularity. As a result, CP became popular, and the more he fried, the more confused he became.The whole network ridiculed him for his dog-skin plasters. Whoever posted them, black fans could circle the earth three times.

Jane Star: I think I can still save it.

Upgrade to a workaholic, release songs and make movies, black fans disappear without a trace, and goofy coffee becomes a treasure.

But why did those scumbags in the original text stare at him?

Ji Yan, doctor of biochemistry: "Same-sex sex is not ergonomic, but I want to try it with you."

Jiang Ning: "Xiao Jian, can you play with me in the next movie?"

Traffic idol Wei Xinzhuo: "Senior, I specially wrote a song for you, listen to it~~"

Sand Sculpture Master Cheng Songye: "I don't care, I will take care of you today!"

All the CP fans: "Ah, Fanfan and my elder brother are a couple! La Gua tear down CP and get fucked!"

Jian Fan's indifferent face: "Do business, don't cue!"

Four bosses: "I can't help you!"

Jian Fan: "Scumbags, draw your knives, whoever wins I'll follow!"

Assistant Xiao Ma: "But Brother Jian, the worst...it's obviously you."