A class ended in a half-awake and half-dream like this. Most high school classes are two consecutive classes, so the next class is still a Chinese class.

Teacher Tong didn't go back either. She moved a stool and sat on the edge of the podium. She happened to be the neighbor of Xiao Qixing. She was probably curious why the big man sat here and chatted with him with a smile. Yu Xiaoxi, the female classmate he argued with.

Yu Xiaoxi is the heroine of the female middle school in the class. Seeing that her defeated opponent dared to look at her at this time, she threw the textbook on the table and stared at her with puffy eyes.

Xiao Qixing shrugged his shoulders spinelessly, turned back and continued to complain to the teacher, making Tianshan Child Elder laugh from ear to ear.

Yu Fu slept for a class, and he became more awake. He turned his head to look at the new classmate, wondering what he was writing on the book with his head down, looking very serious.

This is a normal high school student who is obsessed with studying. Apart from being a little better-looking... um... good-looking, there is nothing special about him.

Yu Fu was lying on the table with his head tilted and leaning on his arm, muttering to himself for a long time, when suddenly he saw Xu Mingyou put the pen on the table and turned to look at him.

"Have you seen enough?"

He had a somewhat impatient expression on his face, his brows were knit together, making the end of his eyes look longer, his voice was not as clear as a boy of this age should be, but mixed with a little hoarseness, matching his cold tone, It has a three-point provocative and sexy for no reason.

Yu Fu said "ah", raised his head, blinked vigorously at him, raised his hand and rubbed vigorously, and said, "What are you talking about? I can't hear clearly without glasses... No, I didn't Can't see clearly with glasses."

His actions were very contrived, Xu Mingyou smiled inexplicably, and turned his head to continue reading, too lazy to say anything to him.

The two of them are located in the most remote corner of the classroom. Compared with the others, they are almost in remote mountainous areas. Everyone's curiosity about the eldest brother has almost been exhausted in this boring Chinese class, so no one has noticed that the two grass-seeded players in the class are still there. Here comes such a collision of souls.

According to the practice of the No. [-] Middle School, after the second class, it was time for inter-class exercises. Everyone left the classroom reluctantly. As soon as Yu Fu got up, a second idiot greeted him.

Zheng Yuan was grinning, with two deep dimples on his face, he hooked his arm on Yu Fu's shoulder without saying a word, and said, "Brother Zhao, let's go."

Yu Fu shook his hands off his shoulders vigorously while walking, and said angrily: "Speak as you speak, don't move your hands, stinky rascal!"

Zheng Yuan has no strengths, but his mouth is very poor, and he said: "What's the matter, is it a big girl or something, can't you touch her?"

Yu Fu was poorer: "Hey, you don't know if I'm a big girl? Didn't you have abortions for me eight times? I was thinking that your baby must be in the intestines. I'm afraid it's not because the extra-intestinal pregnancy reached the brain." Li, broke your brain?"

Zheng Yuan's face immediately turned bitter, he clutched his stomach sadly, and complained: "You...you scumbag, I have performed eight abortions for you, you don't feel sorry for it, but you still carry me behind your back. Get wild men outside!"

He played too much, and he really put himself into the role. Unconsciously, he said this wild man very loudly, and his feelings were still in place. Now there are many people on the playground, so everyone around him turned around. Turning around to stare at the two of them, the two immediately turned their heads to the left and looked again and again, as if nothing had happened.

Yu Fu forgot how to do exercises. Anyway, there were many people doing exercises during the water class, so he followed behind and gestured. From time to time, he kicked Zheng Yuan's ass twice when kicking, and the two kicked back and forth. In the past, just as he was playing happily, a voice suddenly sounded in his ear: "Is it fun?"

The voice was eerie, Yu Fu shivered, turned his head, wow!Montenegrin old demon!

Black Mountain Old Demon is another name they gave the grade director, because he has a dark face for 360 and 360 days a year, and he looks like he owes hundreds of millions to everyone, and he is also very strict, except Outside the Rockets class, almost all classes were criticized by him by name. If anyone accidentally touched his bad luck, he could train them to nothing.

Yu Fu was caught by him by accident, so if he opened his mouth to explain, he couldn't say that I was helping my classmates wipe the dust off their buttocks with my feet, so as to promote friendship and love among classmates.

Director Yang didn't talk nonsense with them, he waved to them like a kid, and said, "Follow."

Director Yang brought them to the edge of the playground, there were several people standing there, Yu Fu noticed with sharp eyes that Xu Mingyou was among them, he lazily leaned against the protective net on the edge of the playground, straightened his waist slightly when he saw someone, But he still looks as lazy as a boneless one.

Director Yang pointed and said, "You two stand over."

Yu Fu and Zheng Yuan stood in the main group, Director Yang put his hands behind his back, this was his starting pose before performing the exercises, he cleared his throat, and said: "You guys are very courageous, you will drop me as soon as school starts , Do the exercises for me? Do you want me to invite you one by one? You..." He pointed at one who was only wearing a school uniform top, "Does the school uniform pants burn your ass or something, and you, your other end Yellow hair..."

Before he finished speaking, the man raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I was born with it."

Director Yang choked for a moment, and immediately stared at him: "Your hair is also natural? It seems that your hair still has self-awareness, and the curly hair has a personality. Go get it back at noon, or call your parents tomorrow Come! Did you hear that! Huh?"

He pointed at the training one by one, and when he arrived at Xu Mingyou's place, his tone was a little subtle: "Brother, you stay with bastards every day, I can't mess with the teacher, you can do it yourself."

He turned his gaze to Yu Fu's side. Yu Fu's left ear went in and out of his right ear, and he saw his mouth opening and closing. Violating the discipline list, I got off to a good start on the first day of school.

In the evening, the class became lively again. Yu Fu occasionally looked at them once or twice while doing his homework. I really don't know where they got so much time.He thought it was almost done, so he clicked on it to have a look, and they were chatting about whether to invite the eldest brother into the group, but the mentally handicapped man said, "Isn't the eldest brother standing out from the crowd when he comes in", which made everyone attack him.

Yang Qisha was not ashamed of the word "sha" in his name, and made a sand sculpture. He first hated that person, they couldn't make chickens, they could only make ducks, and then said that the big man was called Huluopingyang.

Yu Fu, who was forced to be a duck, really convinced his brain circuit, and replied: "What's the matter, do you still want to be a dog?"

Yang Qi made an emoji of licking a dog on the sofa, and said, "How nice a dog is, a dog is man's best friend."

Everyone: "..."

Yu Fu collected his homework and went to the bathroom to take a shower. When he came out, his grandfather was bringing a plate of apples and beckoned to him: "My good grandson, come and eat apples."

Yu Fu's hair was not dried, it was curled and twisted, and the boy's hair was soft, looking as fluffy as a puppy.

Grandpa Gu touched his head with a smile, his eyes were full of kindness, and said, "How was the first day of school?"

With an apple stuffed in Yu Fu's mouth, his speech was a little vague: "It's good, there's a new student in our class."

Grandpa Gu knew the traditions of No. [-] Middle School, so he understood what he said at this time. He blinked, revealing a cuteness of a naughty boy: "When will my grandson change classes?"

Yu Fu swallowed the apple, wrinkled his face, shook his head in embarrassment and said, "That's how difficult the exam is, if you don't pass the exam, you won't pass the exam."

Grandpa Gu laughed out loud. Although the old man's hair is gray, he is still in good spirits. He nodded his grandson's head and said, "Don't think I don't know, you just think too much of the experimental class, otherwise you Can you pass the exam?"

Yu Fu had read Gu Xizhao’s previous books and homework. He didn’t take many notes but grasped the knowledge points very accurately. The main reason for maintaining the appearance of the top four or five in the class is that he really doesn't want to go.

He wiped his hands, hugged Grandpa's arm, and said, "It's not that you don't know, No. [-] Middle School is so perverted, and all the students in the experimental class have to live on campus. If they live on campus, they won't be able to see you every day. Then I miss you, what should I do?"

Grandpa Gu liked to hear these words, he smiled and rubbed his grandson's head again, and said, "You can say it."

*****

It's been almost half a month since the start of school, and everyone found that the new big brother in the class seems to be a little different from the rumors, except that he basically comes in the middle of the first class every morning, which is simply a standard The top student is still a very low-key kind, he doesn't talk much and doesn't deal with people, he walks alone every day, and he has the demeanor of a lone ranger.

The common problem of ordinary students is that they want to have a holiday when they are in school, and they want to go to school after the holiday. Everyone is looking forward to a holiday after the school starts. Hope, hope, ushered in the first one after the school starts, but there will be no holiday. Festival - March [-]th Women's Day.

None of the girls would be happy to be called a woman, but they couldn't stand the itchy boys in the class. During the break, there would be scolding and exaggerated wailing from the boys. Yu Fu was thinking about something, The corner of the table was suddenly taken up half by an uninvited butt.

Zheng Yuan sat on his desk, knocked on the table in front of him, and said, "Why are you so preoccupied?"

Yu Fu pushed him down and said, "Go away, don't stain my clean table. I'm thinking how to express my most cordial condolences to you, a woman who has had eight abortions."

Zheng Yuan didn't pass by, cast a wink at him, and said delicately: "What's the point of condolences? It's better to buy eight and get one free. They want to abort you again, ah! I really miss the damn thing you did to me that night." gentle…"

Yu Fu was so disgusted by his appearance that his scalp was numb, he picked up the book and threw it on Zheng Yuan, grinning his teeth and said: "Damn it, go away, go away, I will call someone if you come again!"

Zheng Yuan looked up to the sky and laughed, and did not forget to quickly dodge to the side, so the book drew a perfect parabola in the air, rolled and gracefully hit Xu Mingyou who was reading the book on the head.

The sound of "boom" was very crisp.

Xu Mingyou's hand holding the pen made a "click", he put down the pen, raised his hand to cover the place where he was hit, and then turned his head towards Yu Fu slowly and very slowly.

The author has something to say: Xu Mingyou: "Does it look good?"

Yu Fu: "It's pretty."

Xu Mingyou pulled down his pants: "Then does this look good?"

Yu Fu covered his face: "Go away, you pervert, if you come here again, I will call someone!"

The speed of life and death, finally finished before 12 o'clock, the face of vicissitudes...

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