After binding the system I was forced to dress in women [Quick Transmigration]

Speaking of Yu Fu and Jing Xingqiu, it can be summed up in only two words - Nie Yuan.

At that time when Yu Fu came to this world, he didn't know what the main mission of this world was, so he wandered around every day. After wandering around, he came to the mortal jurisdiction of the world of cultivating immortals. It was a small town called Xingyu. When the auspicious animal on the road was dozing off, a time-honored restaurant not far away was opening an altar to sell wine, and the aroma of the wine abruptly woke him up from his dream.

As soon as he woke up, he was hungry, so he followed the smell and found the store. As soon as he sat down, he asked the waiter to serve him wine, asking for the most fragrant one.

The clerk was nimble and quickly poured the wine for him. He looked down and saw that the emerald cup was filled with light crimson sake. The strong aroma of the wine came close to his nose, and he was drunk before he drank it. Halfway through, he asked curiously, "What's the name of this wine? The color is really pretty."

The clerk wiped off his sweat, put a sweat towel on his shoulders, and said with a smile, "The name of this wine is Yumeiren, and it is the signature of our shop. Once it is opened, the fragrance is wafting for miles. Anyone who drinks it once will definitely come back for a second time." " Xu Shi is full of confidence in his own wine, and he is quite complacent in his words.

Hearing this name, Yu Fu frowned, and immediately looked at the clothes on his body, but unfortunately he was wearing an ordinary black dress today, and he didn't see the big beautiful poppies. When he looked at the wine again, he was very interested The glutton was even worse, and he picked up the wine glass and sipped it.

It is sweet and refreshing in the mouth, and slightly bitter when swallowed, but the bitterness quickly recedes, bringing out a long aftertaste full of fragrance in the mouth, it really is a good wine!

Seeing that he was satisfied and that he knew the goods, the buddy couldn't help but want to say more to him: "Guest officer, it's not that the shop is boasting, the wine in the whole Xiaomiao world is the best in my house, especially this poppy, among them There is another story, just listen to me..."

Xiao Er spoke with full of emotions, sometimes joyful and sometimes moaning, Yu Fu listened while drinking, summing up silently in his heart.

It is a sad story to say the least. It tells about a beauty surnamed Yu who was good at brewing hundreds of years ago. Her unmarried lover left home to join the army. When he parted, he buried a jar of wine for him in the courtyard. It came out as a quilt wine for two people's wedding night.

The man is brave, and all the good news of his promotion is passed home, and the war has been going smoothly. He will be able to go home and reunite with her when the final battle is over.However, the world is unpredictable, life and death on the battlefield are but an instant, and the man finally died in the long-awaited final battle.

When the woman heard the bad news, she shut the door and cried for three days. After three days, she wiped away her tears, took out the wine from the courtyard, and embraced her husband in her arms.She was a woman, and she walked for three months. When she found it, new grass had grown on her lover's tomb. She wept for seven days holding the stele, until all her tears dried up. In the end, she could only shed tears of blood.

Day and night passed, and when the man's friend came to visit the grave on the seventh day, there was only a jar of wine and a clump of poppies left in front of the grave.

It turned out that the woman had already died on the way here, and she dragged the walking corpse to the tomb by her obsession, and finally her obsession dissipated and turned into a poppies.

"That's why this wine is also known as lover's tears. It is sweet at the beginning, but it will be bitter in the middle, and then it will be endless aftertaste, just like the word love. Therefore, some people say that if you have a loved one, you must Drink this wine with him, and from now on, our hearts will never be separated."

Yu Fu heard him talk more and more outrageous, the gimmicks made up by the Xindao store, the beautiful and sad stories can always attract people's pity, but the wine is indeed excellent, he wants to pour it again, but finds that the flagon has already been poured. It was empty, and I drank a whole pot before I knew it.

Yu Fu felt a little dizzy in his head, and Xiao Er's constantly opening and closing mouth in front of him gradually blurred, "Xiao Er, come again..."

"Oh, why did I forget!" Xiao Er slapped his head angrily, "This wine has a great aftertaste, and the store always sells it by the glass. It's all my fault that I was only interested in telling stories and didn't pay attention to the guest officer's hip flask. , and this wine..." Urging that love...

Yu Fu could no longer hear what he was saying, and waved his hands impatiently before he finished speaking: "Stop talking nonsense, and have another pot!"

Seeing that the man was already drunk and was still entangled tightly, Xiaoer's heart was full of bitterness, and his brows drooped: "Guest officer, I can't drink any more. I will take you to the nearest inn."

"Crack!" Yu Fu was extremely drunk, he was born in a special way, and the demonic energy in his body was more violent than other demons, and he had not been here for a long time, so he couldn't completely suppress it, and now he was drunk, it was even more violent. He patted the table, summoned the magic sword, and threatened viciously: "Bring me wine, or I will kill you all!"

Xiaoer saw the devilish sword, and it seemed that he was here to smash the scene, but he was right, the demons had stopped making troubles for many years, and just wanted to call someone to pull the drunk out. Then it brushed past his cheek, and split the table behind him neatly...

He hid behind the counter in a jerk, looked at the demon who was slashing wildly with his sword, shook his arms and raised his hand and shouted: "Quick, the demon has killed someone! Zangfa Immortal, Immortal Zangfa is just nearby, hurry up and invite... ah!" A wine jar flew over, scaring him so much that he shrunk his neck.

At this moment, Yu Fu was overflowing with demonic energy, his eyes were so purple that they turned black, and he had the tendency to run away faintly. He stepped on the stool with one foot, his whole body was filled with arrogance, and he stared at all directions, not knowing what he was talking about: "Hmph, what are you talking about?" Immortal Venerable, you are just a little boy, come and kill one by one. Just wait and see, sooner or later, this seat will definitely wipe out the Six Realms!"

He has forgotten what happened later, and only remembers that he forcibly controlled himself and did not hurt anyone. He walked in a daze, and before leaving the town, someone blocked his way.

At this time, his alcohol was almost over, and he was a little more sober, so he asked gracefully and politely which brother was blocking his way.

The person in fluttering white clothes in front of him turned around and made him gasp. The person pointed his sword at the ground and said coldly, "You were the one who caused the trouble just now?"

Yu Fu: "..."

"Are you going to level the Six Realms?"

"........."

Yu Fu regained his senses from the astonishment, but his mind was drunk again. Taking advantage of the strength of the wine, he laughed and salivated, "Don't step, don't step, with a beauty like you, even if it wants to cause harm, it should be done." It hurt you first."

Immortal Venerable in White frowned at this brazen words, raised his sword and stabbed without saying a word, as if he wanted to do justice for the heavens.

Although Yu Fu was drunk, his reaction was still there, he dodged the trick neatly, and did not forget to stretch out his hand to wipe the oil, "The Immortal has such a face, he is as beautiful as a fairy, and this figure has a bee waist and a monkey back, tsk tsk."

Jing Xingqiu, who had never dared to be so rude to him before, felt that he had been greatly insulted, and no longer showed mercy, he wished to poke a hundred or eighty holes in the body of this shameless rascal with his sword.

Seeing that the situation was not going well, Yu Fu came to his senses, grabbed Kong Kong and sacrificed the magic sword, and the two of them started to move back and forth.

Yu Fu was drunk before, and his head was stuffy, now when he moved his hands, he felt that the alcohol was making his inside hot, and he just needed to find an outlet to vent it out.

Jing Xingqiu's generation of famous scholars, whose cultivation was beyond Yu Fu's expectations, the two fought to the point, one twisted the other's arms, neither let go first, their bodies were almost stuck together.

Being too close, Yu Fu smelled the faint fragrance from the other person, guessed it was probably the fragrance of lotus, such a white lotus fairy who came out of the mud and was not stained, he thought of Xiao Jiujiu in his heart, but found that Bai Lianhua's body suddenly froze.

Jing Xingqiu's face was extremely dark, and he lowered his head in disbelief.

Yu Fu was inexplicable, following his gaze, he found that his body had actually reacted, almost touching Jing Xingqiu's body, and there seemed to be a ring of water stains on the surrounding black cloth.

"That's the wine that was spilled just now." He hurriedly explained, but for a moment he didn't know how to explain why there was such a reaction. Could it be that there was something wrong with the wine?

Jing Xingqiu only felt that the devil was broken to the core, and his calm expression finally cracked. He was extremely embarrassed, and shouted very concisely and out of place: "Get out!"

What followed was the tragic cry of a certain demon king, and the unbearable experience of lying in the temple of the demon for three months and three meals a day.

Look, what a fucking and terrible first meeting.

Later, when the two meet each other, they always fight, which is not pleasing to anyone.

Yu Fu suffered a great loss, healed his scar and forgot about the pain, came to his house twice in three days to provoke, one day he quietly messed up his study, the next day he stole fruit from his yard, and the day after tomorrow he bullied his carefully cultivated spirit beasts, he was very shameless and insane.

Jing Xingqiu couldn't bear the disturbance, so he set up a barrier on Zangfa Peak, but our Lord Demon King is so talented, he still broke through the barrier. He touched Jing Xingqiu's residence and found no one inside. He guessed that he probably went out, and he was very upset Sneak a bit.

A few days ago, I saw a lotus pond behind Jing Xingqiu's residence. The lotus in it was in full bloom. This is a variety cultivated by old man Lingtu. The lotus root is the sweetest, and it is good for stewing pork ribs. He coveted it for a long time. Last time he came to dig it. After a few sessions, the taste is still hard to forget.

Yu Fu touched the edge of the lotus pond again, and was about to take off his shoes and go into the pond to dig lotus roots, but suddenly found someone in the pond, immediately squatted down, held up a lotus leaf to cover himself, and peeked at it.

Good guy, that shoulder, that back, that skin, absolutely amazing!

Wait, isn't that guy soaking in the water naked with the surname Jing?

Mother!This white lotus actually takes a bath in the lotus pond?So the lotus root he ate before was raised from bath water? ! !

Fortunately, he still thinks that lotus root is extremely sweet!

Yu Fu felt nauseous for a while, and couldn't help retching, the movement was immediately noticed by the people in the pool, and their sharp eyes immediately shot over.

"Who?"

Yu Fu was seen by others, and it was too late to hide, so he simply threw the lotus leaves back, stood up generously, with a playful smile: "Ah, Brother Jing is so excited, the red lotus beauty is the most popular soul."

Jing Xingqiu didn't expect that the person who had set up a barrier could still come in, he was stunned for a moment before realizing that the scout was determined to take the clothes from the shore.

But Yu Fu moved faster than him, snatched the clothes before him, and shattered the clothes with all his strength, with a beastly smile on his face.

Hehe, he can't beat me naked now!

Jing Xingqiu's eyes were about to burst, as if he was about to swallow him alive, Yu Fu became playful and slowly began to take off his clothes.

"What are you doing?" Jing Xingqiu's voice was so cold that water could drip out.

Yu Fu said that you really don't understand the style: "Tsk, haven't you heard of Mandarin Duck Bath?"

"I……"

"Don't be shy." Yu Fu interrupted him, and Diao Erlang glanced at him, disgusted: "Isn't it just to take a bath together? Baby, you miss me to death, that taste is really sweet." He thought of lotus root The smell, unconsciously licked his lips.

Jing Xingqiu's expression was indescribable, as if he had swallowed a ton of blowflies, he yelled: "How dare you!"

"Don't do this." Yu Fu took off his robe, turned to take off his pants, and said while undoing his belt: "It's just that I will compare this man's baby with you to see whose is more majestic."

Jing Xingqiu was about to go crazy. Seeing that the man really started to take off his trousers and claimed that he wanted to compare himself in size, it was unbearable. He waved his sword and rushed towards the shore extremely fast.

The smile on Yu Fu's face disappeared as the sword light flickered, and he looked at Jing Xingqiu's lower body, careless!This man is still wearing pants in the shower!

My life is over!

So Lord Demon Monarch lay in the Demon God Palace for another three months.

The two people's grievances grew deeper, Yu Fu thought they would fight like this, but things backfired, and things finally developed in a direction that caught people off guard.

That day, Yu Fu broke through the barrier again, and found a person who was meditating with his eyes closed in the bamboo forest where Jing Xingqiu was practicing. A demon seed popped out from his fingertips, and it took root and sprouted very quickly after landing, and the vines twitched rapidly Long, until Jing Xingqiu was tied up in it.

Jing Xingqiu suddenly opened his eyes, and the red flowers on the vines just bloomed on his cheeks, and his cold face was immediately set off a little coquettish.

"But let me catch it." Yu Fu squatted in front of him in a good mood, reached out to push the flower away, and touched his face provocatively by the way.

"Why are you crazy?" Jing Xingqiu couldn't move, he could only stare at him with a pair of eyes.

"No, no, I came here specially to treat you to a drink today." Yu Fu took out a small jug of wine with bad intentions, and poured a full glass.

"This deity never drinks alcohol." Jing Xingqiu coldly refused.

Of course Yu Fu knew that he didn't drink, otherwise he wouldn't have specially brought wine here, he just wanted to see what this spotless white lotus would look like if he was drunk.

He was injured several times by the people in front of him, and when he was lying down, he would always store bad water in his stomach. At this time, the fairy tiger fell into the sky, and finally it was his turn to be a villain, so he said with a smile: "You drink the wine, I will drink it." Let go of you."

Jing Xingqiu closed his eyes: "Delusion!"

"You really don't drink?"

"..."

"Okay." Yu Fu put the wine aside, looking even more excited, "That's a good relationship, I've been in Xiao Xiang's body for a long time, and now the immortal is bound, and he doesn't want me to untie it, isn't that Is it equivalent to agreeing that I can do anything to you and do whatever I want?"

He rubbed his hands, his eyes gleamed green, and he slowed down and approached.

Jing Xingqiu glared and gritted his teeth: "Drink!"

Yu Fu's treachery succeeded, but he didn't let go of the tie immediately. He waited to see how this person would react, so he simply poured himself a glass from the glass, sipped and observed carefully.

Jing Xingqiu drank a glass of wine, his eyes turned red immediately, he closed his eyes, seemingly unresponsive.

Yu Fu was curious and couldn't help getting closer, but unexpectedly, the bound person opened his eyes suddenly, and a dark red flashed through Jing Xingqiu's eyes. He was startled, and saw the vines suddenly split spontaneously. He changed immediately, and before he had time to retreat, his body was pulled forward and fell into the arms of that person.

Yu Fu was terrified and struggled to back away, but Jing Xingqiu's strength was unquestionable, one hand went around the back of his head, pressed against his head and stuck to himself.

The cool and soft touch was caught off guard, and Yu Fu's hot blood rushed to Tianling Gai in an instant, Jing Xingqiu wrapped him tightly, not telling him to leave, the hot affection made him dazzled.

The kiss became more and more fiery, and in the end, it was unknown who was pestering whom, and who would not let anyone go.

Wrong, it must be the pot of lover's wine.

Chaos, he and he, in the end, we don't know who hurt who first.

The author has something to say: in my memory, I made a mistake in my estimation, and this story is not over yet orz.