Rebirth of the interstellar actor

After walking the red carpet, until the awards ceremony officially started, the live broadcast camera has been switching at the frequency of sweeping Wang Zixiao Moxingzhi every once in a while. The intention is obvious, and it has attracted many viewers' complaints.

"The Golden Hundred Flowers Award can't be over... Hurry up and fire the photographer boy! How obvious it is for self-serving! If you don't fire, it won't be enough for the people to be angry! (You see, I am also a graduate of x University, with top-notch photography skills, and the salary is only half of his salary. It’s so good and cheap, you can’t miss it!)”

"Way, yaoyaoling? I picked up a lot of morals on the ground and I don't know who dropped them. I decided to hand them over to the country..."

"What the hell are you whispering and whispering! You still have the face to look at each other and smile in front of the public! Is there no one to care if the little hands are almost held together?! I really can't stand it!"

"I just kicked over a pot of dog food, why did another pot appear in front of my eyes? It doesn't cost money to buy dog ​​food, right? If you say you don't want to eat it, you don't eat it. Being a human being is so principled!"

"Here are two coquettish sluts who are not at all the same as other pure and lovely people-you just accept the award, we are here to give out dog food, thank you."

"(Thinking) who am I and where am I and why am I sitting here watching the awards live for hours?"

"Sure enough, I played soy sauce for the whole game, but I didn't feel any fluctuations in my heart, but I wanted to laugh..."

"At Wang Zixiao's Mo Xingzhi age, whether they win the award or not is secondary. The biggest significance of this nomination is their positioning in the entertainment industry from now on—yes, we are both vases, but But it is a vase with acting skills, thank you."

"That's right. Not everyone can be a vase. This is the greatest compliment to appearance. But vases are also pursued, and there are many kinds. Those who are capable, time will give him a layer of light. Gradually Rare and handed down from generation to generation. Those who have no strength will become more and more dim, and when the glaze on the surface disappears, they will be abandoned like shoes... I am glad that the two men I love the most are the former."

"He who never chased stars before, but now he has experienced the fun of chasing stars - you know that his future will have countless possibilities, just silently watching him get better and better... It's a bit like playing a game of the most It is a top-notch development game, and every bit of his achievements can give you countless happiness~”

"The music is over, and I went to sleep contentedly."

"Wait, wait! Don't sleep yet, look at what I've got!"

"Damn it! The Long Tu official announced it! The big picture used is just like Wang Zixiao and Mo Xingzhi standing side by side in front of the red carpet! The Heiyu Jun behind is showing his presence!"

"I lost the best male lead, will someone hand me the cake right away 2333 [Hello]"

"I know that I, Mo Tianzhi's favored son, will not collapse! It feels as if I saw Long Tuda watching them warmly: If you lose the actor, then lose it, but I will never allow anyone to treat you as prodigal dogs! So I want everyone to know that my family's endorsement has been contracted by you!"

"23333 Is this trying to forcibly hold the respect? No, no, no, no one is mocking you, hahahaha."

"Long Tuda: I can't even think about it!"

"Long Tuda: Not only do you not want to be ridiculed, but you have to make me laugh, so don't kneel down!"

"Shivering..."

"No, I really want to die from laughing hahaha, Great job Long Tu! It feels like the image of a domineering president has been erected all of a sudden~"

"I was thinking about changing cars, but I was still hesitating whether to choose Longtu or Kaiya... Now it's you, Longtu!"

"You local tyrants have already changed cars, why don't you consider changing your girlfriend too, what do you think of me?"

"Your taste is so refined, the local tyrants must be able to accept men, right? Choose me, choose me, choose me!"

"...Damn it, I really can't expect anything from the Wang & Mo fan club. A bunch of funny guys are flying into outer space after chatting with each other—help me where is this!"

"Hahahaha just get used to it!"

……

Before Wang Zixiao and Mo Xingzhi attended the award ceremony, they knew that there was basically no chance for them to gain anything.

But if you know it, you know, unless you don't want Jin Baihua's best male lead in the future, it's better to save some face for others.

Fortunately, boring is boring, but they both have someone to chat with—this is why fans complain about the two of them always whispering and giving out dog food.

Of course, if you look into it carefully, Wang Zixiao and Mo Xingzhi are really wronged!

The two of them chatted, but their voices were very low, so as not to disturb anyone.The smile is also very subtle, and the range of body movements is very slight. If you don't pay attention carefully, you can't see it very much.

Do you think the three-year tacit understanding is fake?

But the fans may not have other skills, but they have perfected their piercing eyes—little bitch, are you trying to fool me?

I want to tell you that it is absolutely impossible, absolutely-no-possible! ! !

... Can this be called dog food?

This is obviously being robbed of dog food!

After grabbing it, the other party said "Bah": I don't like dog food the most, why do you feed me!

Take a long breath to cover your tears, mourning the hardships of life...

Maybe it was to repay the two of them for making a strong appearance in the black feather car today?Or maybe they want to take advantage of Wang Zixiao and Mo Xingzhi's high exposure rate?In short, Longtu happened to be selected tonight, and officially announced the spokesperson of Longtu Automobile for this year, and they have already signed Wang Zixiao and Mo Xingzhi.Hope to have a happy cooperation~

As soon as the news came out, the news focus of "Wang Zi Xiao Mo Xingzhi both lost in the election for the best actor" was immediately shifted by more than half of the news focus by the scheming Gou Long Tu—after all, Wang Zi Xiao Mo Xingzhi's defeat was not an upset in the first place. No one was optimistic about them when they were estimated in the early stage, okay? !

"Pear Blossom" hit three out of eight nominations, namely Best Costume Prop, Best Editing and Best Director - if the first two items have little to do with who plays the leading role, then Director Chen can win the Best Film Award. Director, the military medal must be half of Wang Zixiao's!

It was his outstanding acting skills that kept Director Chen from falling into the predicament that a clever woman can't cook without rice.

On the contrary, "Sinking" is a bit miserable, with five mentions and zero hits-but you can't blame Mo Xingzhi, his performance is very impactful, but this kind of subject matter is still a little bit off, it's not considered Well thought out by the jury.Moreover, the early news that "parents and teachers hate "Sinking" and called for raising the film entry threshold from 17+ to 21+" also affected the performance of "Sinking" in the awards season.

The more influential the award, the more conservative it tends to be when judging, and it is not uncommon to see the phenomenon of sharing mud and cakes. If there are other safer choices, don't cause huge controversy unless it is worth it.

Under such a premise, the news that Wang Zixiao and Mo Xingzhi both lost, apart from making the sunspots celebrate, there is really nothing to speculate about.

As a result, Longtu stole the spotlight so much, the topic was immediately misleading.

Wang Zixiao and Mo Xingzhi transformed from "poor little soy saucers" to lucky "what the hell is it them again".

Of course it has to be the lucky one... Look at his level!

Why do they feel so compelling?

Jewelry, clothing, toys, cars...

All top brands.

It is foreseeable that these two people are bound to be more favored by top brands in the future.

Perfect start...

The sunspots were so angry that they jumped, and the true fans expressed their joy and ran wildly. I Xiao Womo is really the best~

In addition to feeling sincerely delighted that their careers are going well, the most important thing is...the advertising blockbuster of Wang Zixiao and Mo Xingzhi is quality assurance! Hurry up and shoot it for us!

From royal jewellery's "Prince and prince's daily routine of horseback riding, archery and hot spring bathing", to magic witch's flying shoes "Forbidden love between a dragon and a princess", to "The Love and Killing History of the White Lion King and Black Panther King" created by all things "...

The creativity is great, coupled with the incredible looks of the two people, even watching an advertisement feels like an excellent enjoyment.

Having said that, there are still many interesting stories about the two of them circulating on the Internet.

It is said that whether it is royal jewelry, magic witch flying shoes or all-natural underwear, there have been posters hung on the wall, on the door, and on the product display area. As a result, these posters disappeared without notice. situation.At the beginning, they would check the monitoring, but after a long time, the monitoring didn't bother to check, because it must have been sneaked away by the Yan dogs.In order to steal the posters, the Yan dogs are called a variety of tricks, each showing their own special skills!

There are those who pretend to be pregnant but don't have an inflatable bag in their stomachs just to hide their "stolen goods".

Some male and female thieves pretended not to know each other, but in fact they made a lot of noise to cover each other.

After buying things, I carried the bag and waited for an opportunity to remove the poster and put it in the bag. The whole process was calm and calm, and there was no problem at all.

Some took advantage of the dead of night to hide their heads and tails, and almost drove over without wearing a mask, and then ran around like the wind after tearing it off.

……

Because the cost of the posters is not high, the merchants have a sense of humor and don’t pursue it. They also specially cut the funny scenes captured by the camera into a series of stolen posters, “Please don’t steal anymore, there is not enough stock in the warehouse” Highlights, the on-demand rate is surprisingly high!The audience watched the whole process with a smile of 2333, and then left a message below:

"What can I do? I'm also desperate! Why can't I control my hands?!"

"Accuse the seller of fishing law enforcement! It's not that our army is too stupid, but that the bait is too fragrant!"

"It's all the seller's fault for being a prostitute! You said that if you held a campaign of "buy a product and get a full set of posters", would we still have to work so hard? Do you know how difficult it is to collect all these posters? It brings bitter tears... "

...Originally, because a more reliable suggestion rarely appeared in the comment area, this suggestion of "sell the product and get a full set of posters" was liked by many people.

They all said that if the seller really did this, they would have to put together the posters no matter what!

But ever since the news came that Wang Zixiao and Mo Xingzhi were going to represent Longtu Motors, that innocent suggestion was whipped out.

Everyone couldn't control their grief and indignation at all: if you buy royal jewelry, you can buy silver chains, if you buy flying shoes, you can buy basic models, if you buy everything, you can buy the cheapest underwear... But what about Longtu!

So, steal it.

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