Rebirth of the interstellar actor

"Sinking" is like a super-powerful cannonball. As soon as it was released, it attracted extensive discussions among movie fans.

The hottest topic among them seems to be very pornographic——

#If your boyfriend is as handsome as Mo Xingzhi, do you mind if he is a lipstick guy? #

Yan dogs said one after another: I don't mind at all!Damn, if I want to have such a handsome boyfriend, it is clear that I saved the galaxy in my previous life!Don't say that Jiji is short, he is worth it even if he is a girl, it's not that he doesn't have fingers, and it's not that he doesn't have props...

Some people sighed very sincerely: If I were in the movie, I would definitely not survive 5 minutes.Such a serial killer is too foul...

The comment that is even more lost is: I was so anxious for him when I was watching the movie, why not just chirp, what is worth blackening!What's your rivalry with the girl, go and stir up the sex, as long as the other party is big... By the way, Wang Zixiao is not big, can someone come out and tell the truth?

The truth party immediately went to the advertisement of Wanwusheng. They marked the key parts of Wang Zixiao with red lines, and then some academic masters showed up, calculated the cross-section, height, and volume through the raised outline there, and then searched for documents. According to popular science, the chirps of human males are divided by the way of erection. There are two types: fleshy type and congested type. The former is relatively large when it is cooled, but the expansion multiple is relatively small.The latter has a small cooling state, but its expansion ratio is extremely astonishing...

In view of the fact that most of us yellow people are congestive type and a small part are fleshy type, now assuming that Zixiao’s is congestive type, taking the middle magnification, it can be concluded that the length of Zixiao’s chirp is between 15cm and 20cm.

Well, although this data is not outstanding, it is enough to stir up the foundation...

The people who eat melons watched the performance of the top students: "..."

Although the process is a bit complicated, the conclusion is surprisingly clear. Let's applaud wildly together.

People who really eat melons: Damn mentally retarded.

Other discussions also focus on how to care for these physically and psychologically flawed people, and how to adjust yourself if you have physical and psychological flaws, so as to avoid the path of destroying others or self-destruction.

The rest is to study the various killing methods that cannot be done in the film, and then demonstrate various related legal provisions...

Some experts came out to popularize all kinds of penis worship in human history, and all kinds of strange things that happened under this kind of worship.With the development of human society today, some things still persist, but for everyone, through "Sinking", you will know that the greatest benefit brought by the progress of civilization to an individual is that you actually have many choices and are tolerant to others Be a little bit more tolerant to yourself, what hurdles can't be overcome?

One of the very well-known media people commented on the film and said: "Sinking" asked Mo Xingzhi to play the leading actor, which is the biggest highlight and the biggest failure.The bright spot is that Mo Xingzhi, with his strong acting talent, played a popular male god who was glamorous before and then gradually became crazy. His every step of the heart changes is so touching that the audience will be amazed His "sinking" caused heartache and thought.Mo Xingzhi's extraordinary influence has also attracted more people's attention to this film, which in turn has promoted this wide-ranging discussion to become more popular.

The meaning of the failure is that his appearance is so good that he is suspected of overwhelming the host. Many people can't help but make excuses for him, and even think it's cool for him to kill people, especially for teenagers who lack judgment. Failing to do so may lead some followers to "follow" his example.

The media person also put forward a point of view: Why are many actors who are too good-looking always underestimated for their acting skills, so that it is easy to be a star and difficult to be a capable one?Just watch "Sinking" and you will know.Powerful directors often avoid actors who are too good looking. The audience stares at the actor's face while watching the movie. What is the story?Director's intention? who cares!

For example, do any of you still remember who filmed "Sinking"?

So you get it, from a director's standpoint, it's fucking fucked up...

This media person has quite a lot of fans, and his remarks have been transferred to many places. After reading it, many people who eat melons nodded their heads: It's really true when you think about it!

Mo Xingzhi's true fans were secretly happy while rectifying the name of the cooking: No, no, no, my male god is not handsome at all. He is so ordinary that he has flaws all over his body. Directors, please don't discriminate against me God, what kind of drama is there? Just look for him. His acting skills are great. Absolutely 24K pure strength.

The people who eat melons are almost laughing and crying. If you don’t accept others, you guys who open your eyes and talk nonsense... Yes, Mo Xingzhi looks so ordinary... Hey, why is there a faint gathering of wind and thunder in the sky? If you say something against your will, you won't be able to hack me, help!

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Regardless of how turbulent the Internet is, life should be lived or lived.

After Wang Zixiao accompanied Mo Xingzhi to attend the premiere of "Sinking", he took his eagle son Leng Xiao to fly to the ancient film and television base on the moon to film "The Legend of Condor Heroes".

When he signed the contract for "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", Wang Zixiao was still a rookie who had just joined the entertainment industry for less than a year, and he was ready to join the group when he won the Rookie of the Year award.Therefore, in a big production like "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", being able to play a male supporting role like Yang Kang who has a sense of presence is definitely a pretty good resource.

At that time, the director team who sent Wang Zixiao an audition invitation came up on the spur of the moment because they saw Wang Zixiao's performance in the royal family commercial.In other words, Wang Zixiao was honored by his eagle son.

No one expected that in less than two years, Wang Zixiao would rise so fast!

Now that he is cast as the male lead in "The Legend of Condor Heroes", the producers have to worry about whether he will look down on him... automatically and vigorously give him a raise.

In Master Jin’s description, Yang Kang and Yang Guo were originally a pair of father and son who looked very similar. Even Yang Guo was distrusted from the beginning to the end, and he encountered many twists and turns. Carved out of his dead father.

One of the two is a hard-working supporting role, even if he is born as a young prince with rich clothes and good food, he will end up in a terrible situation after all the tricks are exhausted.

One is the born protagonist, who was a beggar whose parents died when he first appeared on the stage. Although he suffered too much later, he achieved a peerless martial arts. There is not a single beautiful girl in the film who does not love him. "When I saw Yang Guo missed his life", it can be said that Su has reached the extreme.

Two people with such similar looks but very different destinies, if you let them act, you always feel that it is a little bit meaningless.

Wang Zixiao, a popular fried chicken who wants good looks and acting skills, he has already played Yang Kang, who is willing to give up this sweet pastry~

Besides, his eagle son has eaten delicious food in the past two years, and his body size has grown a lot.

The ratings of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" were very good. At that time, the main creative team began to think about when to start filming "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" after drinking the celebratory wine.

In the beginning, the funds were not in place.

When the funds are in place, go and contact Wang Zixiao, who is currently filming "A Thousand Miles Never Stay Away".

After filming "A Thousand Miles Never Stay Away", he wanted to film "Pear Blossoms". After finishing shooting "Pear Blossoms", he and Mo Xingzhi went to "He Is a Fairy" again.

... This is really unreasonable!

Without Zhang Butcher, you can't eat hairy pigs, right?There are more handsome young male stars in the entertainment industry, and "The Legend of Condor Heroes" has actually auditioned quite a few people in the past year or so.

But the tragedy is that they were tossing around poorly, and Wang Zixiao was not idle either!

In more than a year, Wang Zixiao has honed his acting skills more and more outstandingly, his appearance has increased by more than ten points, his figure is getting better and better, his fame is getting bigger and bigger, and he has become more and more real. " reputation.once having seen the best, the rest is not worthwhile looking.With such a control group, no one would benefit from auditioning Yang Guo.Later, the investors even let out a word: Good projects are not afraid of delays, but they are afraid of being ruined.After so many years, it is very easy to restart the Jin Yong martial arts series, and it is perfect.

The economically savvy instructed the producer to quickly find Wang Zixiao to sign the contract, don't wait any longer, you guys should have signed 1+1 with him as early as the filming of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", at least How much did it cost? Now the production of "The Legend of Condor Heroes" is complete!

... The producer has been wronged, I want to have the ability to predict the future, and I have made a lot of money buying lottery tickets, so why are you doing blind comparisons?

You also have the ability to be an afterthought!

Whoever pays will be the boss. The higher-ups have instructed so, and the lower-level people naturally have to follow suit.

One thing they are right about is that good projects are not afraid of procrastination.Those who are good at martial arts are all looking forward to "The Legend of Condor Heroes". If you play more, it can be regarded as a kind of hunger marketing.

As soon as Wang Zixiao entered the group, the news about him taking over the filming of "The Legend of Condor Heroes" was immediately picked up by the powerful media and fans. He is a little taller, and the son of the eagle is walking in a figure of eight steps, following behind with a cool and domineering face... The funniest thing is that this eagle has a pair of special big sunglasses on its beak. The murderous look made all the fans burst into laughter on the spot, and even narrated P: Dad, Dad!You go slowly, let me pretend for a while longer!

Of course, Mo Xingzhi, who was left at home alone to guard the empty room, could not escape the fate of lying on the gun. Fans are addicted to making emoticons, such as "the wife and children are scattered, my dancing shadow is messy", and "caring for the empty nest elderly starts with me" ", something "Take your son to Hapi, and leave me alone as a coolie", something "You are so ruthless, do you think I am small!", something "Farewell, world", something "Listen to me, in "Sink" It’s not me, trust me!”, “The biggest mistake in my life is that I shouldn’t have filmed “Sinking””…

Mo Xingzhi in the emoji pack is full of crying, magic and illusion, accompanied by narration, full of bitter feelings, but the ruthless fans not only do not cry for him , but everyone hahahahahaha, it seems that Mo Xingzhi has been fighting for many years, and all he has accumulated are a group of fake fans.

They didn't forget to add insult to injury, and said one after another: "These two dog-abusing guys should have been separated long ago! Show your love every day, why don't you hurry up and work hard for me!"

Wang Zixiao just honestly joined the group to act, his Yang Guo is really exciting, isn't it!

Mo Xingzhi will honestly retreat and edit the film, "He is a fairy" has no humanity twice a week, hurry up and give us extra meals!

Very cold!

Not to mention, the treatment of the two of Wang Mo makes other big and small stars envious enough.Look at other people's fans, if there is any movement in the cooking, there will be a carnival for the whole people immediately.It’s nothing to be spoofed a few times. It’s true love for you that makes so much trouble, otherwise no one will pay attention to you when you go out naked~

Over there, "The Legend of Condor Heroes", where Wang Zixiao was invited to play the leading role, is naturally very proud, isn't it just a little longer waiting time?But Wang Zixiao not only has his own traffic, but also guarantees the quality of the film, so worth it!

Leng Xiao, son of Wang Zixiao's eagle, had been an internet celebrity for a while. At that time, he was still in his infancy, and he was able to pounce down from the sky. His father supported him, and he stood firmly on it. Gu Pan God flies, so handsome that he explodes.

Later, Leng Xiao showed up less and less, and gradually lost his temper.

Appear again this time, ho!How does it feel like it has grown so big in the blink of an eye?

The feathers are smooth and clean, shining in the sun... The only thing worth complaining about is whether the food that Wang Zixiao prepared for it is too good, isn't it too fat?

I'm really afraid it won't be able to fly.

The advantage of being too fat is that when it walks squarely on the ground, it looks more imposing than other eagles.

Wang Zixiao's special title [Druid's Heart] allowed him to communicate very well with Eagle's son. After two years of persistence, Eagle's son's IQ is comparable to that of a ten-year-old child, and he understands human nature very well.

...Damn it, it's not good to be too human!

Do you know how much effort Wang Zixiao took to pull it into filming?

He said a lot of good things, and was blackmailed by it to eat two catties of peanut candy every day——

You are an eagle, your favorite food is not jerky, but peanut candy is what you miss the most, am I mistaken? !

Not only does it want extra food, but it also shyly said that it also needs to find a partner, so that the two birds will fly together.

When Wang Zixiao heard it, yo, his Ying son has reached his age, he knows lust and Mu Shaoai must support him.

I tried my best to find a few beautiful hawks for it to have a blind date.

How well Wang Zixiao has raised Leng Xiao, not only is he smooth and smooth, but also has a very high IQ, he is clearly rich and handsome in the eagle world.So those eagle beauties are very interesting to Leng Xiao, whoever Leng Xiao takes a fancy to, can stay and hatch with it that night.

But Leng Xiao acted particularly cowardly, staring at a pair of dark round eyes, hiding behind Wang Zixiao, refusing to approach the eagle and beauties desperately.

It also plausible: the gender is wrong, wrong!

Together with it, Wang Zixiao looked dumbfounded: What?

Since his father gave him a demonstration of love between a man and a man, the son of the eagle does not want to find a beautiful eagle to hatch his eggs. He wants to find a good friend and not take an unusual path!

Wang Zixiao is an open-minded father, he only loves Lan Yan, there is no reason to correct his son's sexuality, right?

It's a pity that just because he is open-minded, there must be a handsome guy who can look up to Leng Xiao.

Everyone thinks it's good to find a beautiful eagle to hatch eggs. No matter how tall, rich and handsome Leng Xiao is, what he arouses is the desire to fight, what?You want to sleep with me?Are you out of your mind?

Too bad, really too bad.

Anyway, until the father and son boarded the spaceship flying to the moon together, Leng Xiao was still a bachelor—but he didn't become haggard and thin because of this tragic fate, but turned his grief and anger into appetite, and became fatter.As a result, there is a new nickname: Xiao Fat.

Eagle's son suffered a series of broken loves, and Wang Zixiao also sympathized with him, so he treated him with all his strength.During this period of time, Leng Xiao really wants to eat and play whatever he wants. It has such a high IQ. At the beginning, it was three-point sad, but after being shoved by his father every day, the three-point sadness only left half, but it After five minutes of the performance, I stand alone in the wind and weep, making a flower.

At that time, Wang Zixiao and Leng Xiao had just joined the group, and most of them were not familiar with Wang Zixiao. They only knew that this young man, despite his young age, was powerful and worth a fortune. He was the leader of the new generation of young students. Lover" is only filmed now to wait for him, so it's better to be honest in front of him, if you dare to show your teeth at him, if you make him unhappy, you may have to leave.

Most capable people have a bad temper. With this beautiful misunderstanding, most of the crew were quite cautious and respectful when facing Wang Zixiao.

Leng Xiao was brought by him. He pretends to be a tiger, and he can walk sideways in the crew.

... Now the son of Ying trembled even more, and he became a showman, walking around every day to sell miserably, trying to cheat food and drink, and get something for nothing.

Wang Zixiao didn't notice this situation at first.

Later, I found out by accident, and he laughed so angrily, he held down the bloody brat and beat him up: "What the hell do you think you're a little white rabbit? You're such a big guy, you're such a poor ass! You think Others were moved by your outstanding acting skills, but in fact they were robbed by the underworld, seeing you approaching almost scared the shit out of you, you idiot!"

Pull it around to apologize.

When Wang Zixiao spanked Leng Xiao, who was taller than him, many people in the crew witnessed this miraculous scene.The falcon was beaten up obediently, screaming [哧——], [哉——] from its throat, a pair of wings flapped slightly downwards, and did not struggle violently. The cold-faced bird of prey character set collapsed, and became a poor little boy who was bullied and ravaged by the big devil Wang Zixiao.

So when Wang Zixiao brought Leng Xiao to apologize, everyone was possessed by the Holy Mother, saying: No, Leng Xiao is very cute, you have to be nice to him, come to me and have small dried fish for him to eat~

Leng Xiao stood aside, looking dejected.

It made everyone more sympathetic.

At the same time, the melon-eaters who already thought that Wang Zixiao was awesome, felt more and more that this little brother is a mythical figure. What is raising a falcon? They can raise a falcon as well-behaved as a chihuahua, and clean up as soon as they say , the falcon did not dare to move... the mountain stood still, and it must be enshrined in the altar.

Tired...

Wang Zixiao remained calm on the surface, returned to his residence after filming, and beat the unlucky actor again.

Beat up Leng Xiao until he cried his father and mother, and vowed again and again that he would never dare to use the name of a broken relationship to do anything in the future. He must be honest and use his talent for acting in the right way, and be a good falcon on weekdays. Its father rectifies its name and honors its father...

It's a pity that Wang Zixiao's name as the Great Demon King is already widely known, and it's useless to try to remedy it afterwards.

Most of the crew sat down sick, even if Wang Zixiao smiled at them amiably, their first reaction must be to tremble in their hearts, and then give Wang Zixiao a standard eight teeth, for fear that their attitude is not respectful and enthusiastic... …

Wang Zixiao was speechless, and asked Mo Xingzhi to complain.

Mo Xingzhi couldn't help laughing, insisting that Wang Zixiao call Ying's son over, so that the two of them could talk about something intimate.

However, when Leng Xiao was adopted by Wang Zixiao and Mo Xingzhi, the bear child only liked Wang Zixiao and disdained Mo Xingzhi, and frequently made small moves in an attempt to occupy Wang Zixiao and sweep Mo Xingzhi out.

But it doesn't know that even his father, Wang, lives in Moxing's House, how shameless it is to drive the head of the household out...

At that time, Mo Xingzhi also disliked Leng Xiao. He felt that if he wanted to keep pets, cats and dogs would be great. Such a falcon with too many things to do would destroy the two-person world between him and Wang Zixiao every day. Also ugly.

Wang Zixiao is like a little widow who remarries with a towel bottle, both sides win each other, looking back on the past is really not easy.

Now that two years have passed, Mo Xingzhi and Leng Xiao finally showed some affection.

Hearing that Mo Xingzhi said that he wanted to talk to Leng Xiao about something intimate, he first stretched out his right index finger and tapped Eagle's son's bird's head, then gave way and went to make snacks in the kitchen equipped with the suite.

Mo Xingzhi and Leng Xiao didn't know what they were muttering, and Wang Zixiao didn't ask.

But he soon realized something was wrong.

This has to be started from the beginning.

In "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", Wang Zixiao plays Yang Kang. He does have an official partner, CP Mu Nianci, but the scenes between the two of them are just a little bit, usually filming belongs to filming. After the end, Wang Zixiao and Mu Nianci played The one who has no personal relationship at all, wants to spread some scandals between Pengci and Wang Zixiao, but he can't find the starting point, so he sends some ambiguous drafts. Before Wei Shijin can make a move, Wang Mo is a cp fan I sprayed her with misfire first, so from the beginning to the end, the water didn't splash half a drop.

But when it comes to "The Legend of Condor Heroes", it's over, Yang Guo is a master at flirting with girls.

I lived with my aunt alone and widowed in the same room for several years, and I had to take off my clothes to practice the Jade Heart Sutra together...

Although Lu Wushuang is called the little daughter-in-law, she habitually flirts with all the beauties, and even did three earth-shattering things for Guo Xiang. The movement was even more exaggerated than the domineering president falling in love with me. Did not come out.

Affectionate and true, but I always feel a little natural scum.

Counting with one's fingers, you can hardly count the beauties with Wang Zixiao's single arrow with two hands.

Men also like him, what old naughty boy Hong Qigong Xidu Ouyang Feng...

Just like a capitalized Tom Sue.

When playing Yang Kang, just concentrate on dealing with Mu Nianci.

Playing Yang Guo now, oh my god, to describe it in one sentence, that is "the hardest thing to bear the grace of a beauty".

His name as the Great Demon King can bluff many people, but for others, this extremely awesome character design is nothing less than the strongest aphrodisiac.

What?He already has a boyfriend?

so what?

Boyfriend is not husband.

As long as you are not married, anything is possible.

... Even if you are married, can't you still divorce?

There is no corner that can't be dug, only a mistress who doesn't work hard.

I admit that I am not as beautiful as Mo Xingzhi, nor as famous as him, but who said that the mistress must be better than the original partner?Wang Zixiao and Mo Xingzhi are both so good, there must be a lot of friction and conflicts together, right?At this time, we must take the route of the confidant sister, warm him with a kind heart, let him feel as if he is docked in a safe harbor, and relax from body to heart...

Hee hee hee hee alright, even if you can't get the position, it's good to have a dewy relationship.

After all, Wang Zixiao is so handsome and charming~

Such a good figure~

He is at the height of his power now, and even if it is infamy, it is worth the ticket price if he can catch up with him.

Fire it up first, then wash it off slowly.

Look at xxx, and xxx, xxx, don't they all use this method to gain both fame and fortune? xxx has even become a first-line big flower, now you see, who still remembers her dark history?Winners and losers in the entertainment industry, even if they are black and red, are much better than finding no one on the 108 line.

Under such guiding spirit, Wang Zixiao's life in the crew is just like the emperor in Gongdou drama.

Take a walk and be stopped by someone.

"Hey, why are you here? Just right, I just made the little souffle. I've always been interested in baking. I enrolled in a class to learn it. I don't know if I have made any progress..."

Wang Zixiao: "..."

I was lazy and saw someone crying in the corner.

"The director scolded me, I'm so stupid...I have no talent in acting, and I can't memorize the lines well...I really envy you, even though we are about the same age, you are already so good...Well, can you, Can you please help me correct my lines, I really can't find anyone to help me..."

Wang Zixiao: "..."

Everyone was about to rest when someone knocked on the door.

"Tomorrow there will be a scene between the two of us. I'm so nervous that I can't sleep at all. My mind is like a muddle... I'm thinking that I can't go on like this. I always have something in my heart. If I can't sleep, there will be two more babies tomorrow." Dark circles under the eyes. Why don't we go through it first, so as not to waste everyone's time tomorrow?"

Wang Zixiao: "..."

There are too many, too many, you can't avoid it, you can't avoid it, the worst thing is that there are still people who are torturing him, when they meet together, talk with guns and sticks, point fingers and scold Huai, don't mention how embarrassing Wang Zixiao is, he has to pretend I don't understand...

And every time, pay attention, every time, a great savior fell from the sky, Leng Xiao was dressed in colorful clouds, and he came out to save his father just in time.