[Detroit] No Paradise

"It's bad luck to encounter such a damn bad thing when you go out for a walk." Hank complained, while sitting in the car and selecting the car music.Joshua was about to light a cigarette, but Hank snatched it up and threw it out the window.

"Hello!" Before Joshua could react, the cigarette had disappeared. "Please, I haven't smoked all day today."

"Don't smoke in my car." Hank said solemnly. "The old man is sitting next to you, and he still smokes. Can you be a little bit better? Young man?"

"You don't seem to have any quality for throwing the trash out of the ****." Joshua retorted, making Hank's beard curl up in anger.

The car stopped on the side of the road in the suburbs, and Hank and Joshua got out of the car. Joshua looked at the surrounding environment and said with a smile: "It's so remote, what do you want to do? I was so angry just now, and now I want to Did you secretly kill me and throw my body into the wild?"

"Fart, I'll bring you to dinner!" Hank finally calmed down and was touched by Joshua again. He thought that he could be regarded as a half host, and he should invite a meal when his friends come. In the end, this brat was so mean that people wanted to beat him—it's a pity that they couldn't beat him.

"Oh... I'm sorry." Joshua took out a cigarette again and put it in his mouth.

"Two hamburgers and a large glass of soda, thank you." Hank stood by the window of a small shop on the side of the road and shouted at the owner.

"You still like these junk foods... I haven't seen you gain weight for so many years, it's really not easy." Joshua said, he asked the shopkeeper for a lighter, lit the cigarette on his mouth, and enjoyed it He took a sip, his expression was no different from that of a marijuana smoker.

"How long have you been in Detroit?" Hank ignored Joshua's words and asked himself.

"I don't know, half a month? One month? Anyway, it's not too long." Joshua responded casually.

"Where do you live? You won't stay in a hotel all the time, right?" Hank thought of another question.He knew that it was unlikely that this guy had no place to live. When he was a mercenary, he made quite a lot of money, which was enough for him to use for the rest of his life—maybe he couldn’t spend it all in his life. God knows when this kid will die He made a fuss and burped himself.

Joshua thought of the house that couldn't be lived in because of the toss of the two androids, and exhaled angrily and funnyly: "It used to be there, but now it's gone. I've been sleeping on the bench for the past few days. of."

Hank turned his head to look at Joshua, carefully sizing up his handsome but underwhelming face, as if trying to tell whether he was joking or serious: "Sleeping on the bench? "

"It's very comfortable." Joshua said with a smile, his face was blurred by the smoke he exhaled, and Hank couldn't tell whether he was talking nonsense for a while.

"You fucking play yourself to death sooner or later." Thinking of the rain in Detroit at night for the past two days, Hank felt a little headache.Thanks to this kid's excellent physical fitness, another person might have suffered a pneumonia attack and sent him to the hospital.

Two hamburgers were placed on the counter. Joshua unceremoniously picked up a hamburger, stuffed it into his mouth and took a big bite, before he threw the cigarette he took two puffs into the trash can beside him.

"Why don't you come and live in my house first, I'm the only one in my house." Hank looked at the hamburger in his hand, was silent for a while, and said suddenly.

Joshua chewed the hamburger in his mouth: "Finally, the whole roar has moved to Xiangbu."

"...You can talk after eating." Hank pushed the soda in front of Joshua, putting on a disgusted face.

Joshua quickly swallowed a big mouthful of the hamburger, and Hank could even see a bulge in his neck, moving slowly—at this moment, he even wondered if Joshua would choke on the spot die.

"I said: OK, I just want to do sumo wrestling." Joshua took a sip of soda and said with a smile.

"..." Hank wanted to roll his eyes at him. "Sumo doesn't want you."

Maybe they'll bite you to death if they see you - Hank thought viciously.

"That's not necessarily true." Joshua's smile didn't diminish, but that smiling face was always full of anger, which made Hank really want to beat him up in the street.

……

A driverless taxi pulls up in front of Hank's house.

The heavy rain was torrential, the raindrops fell from the sky, splashed one after another on the ground, and the sound of the rain became the main theme of the city in the silent night.It was almost late autumn at this time, and the coolness of the rainy night could easily penetrate the skin and soak into the bone marrow, making people shiver uncontrollably.

The taxi door opened, and a figure stepped out of the car.He was wearing the uniform of the model-controlled life, with the model mark of RK800 flashing on his body, with a well-proportioned figure and a straight back.In such heavy rain, he didn't have the slightest thought of opening an umbrella, as if the raindrops and cold air couldn't affect him in the slightest, he walked straight to the gate of Hank's house.

Long fingers pressed the doorbell.

"jingle--"

Joshua, who was sitting in the dining room, put down the wine bottle, blinked his eyes that were pussy from being slightly drunk: "Is someone knocking on the door?"

The only answer was Hank's snoring.

Connor waited outside the door for a while, before Hank came to open the door.He didn't feel any other dissatisfaction because of this, he just rang the doorbell again, this time he didn't let go of his hand immediately.

"jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle-"

"Damn!!" Joshua was furious when he heard the harsh and continuous ringing of the doorbell. He immediately sobered up more than half of the wine, and glanced at Hank. This guy was still drunk and motionless like a pig.

These two people are like-minded when it comes to drinking, and they started drinking each other as soon as they entered the house. Hank was also drunk and threatened that if the two of them couldn't finish the refrigerator of wine in the house tonight, then no one would be happy. Not to mention the amount of alcohol, both of them are ashamed to be thrown into the Atlantic Ocean.As a result, of course, the older Hank was poured first, but Joshua was not much better. He was so dizzy that he almost went to the toilet and vomited while hugging the toilet.

"Damn it, I caught some brat playing pranks on me, I castrated him." Joshua got a little drunk, his heart burst into flames, he blurted out a series of dirty words, he picked up a knife from the kitchen and walked out After leaving the restaurant, he walked towards the entrance with a murderous look on his face.

Connor outside the door still couldn't wait for someone to open the door, so he walked around to the window next to the house, and saw Hank lying motionless on the ground through the glass window.

Joshua on the other side also opened the door viciously, only to find that there was nothing outside the door except a gust of cold wind and heavy rain.His lungs were about to explode, and he didn't know who made such an extremely boring prank. He probably hadn't gone far, and Joshua would definitely beat him out if he caught him.

Connor didn't know what happened in the house. No one answered the door. Hank fell to the ground. He didn't know if it was a sudden illness or something else happened. After all, Hank's unhealthy living habits and high In terms of age, the probability of sudden illness is quite high.He directly broke the glass window with his elbow, jumped in neatly from the window, and landed in the dining room.And when Joshua was looking around at the door, he also saw Connor sneaking in through the glass window at a glance.

"Damn! How dare you break the glass!" Joshua almost smashed the knife in his hand.Without saying a word, he re-entered the door, locked the door behind him, and walked towards the restaurant with a knife in his hand.

Before Connor had time to walk in front of Hank to investigate his situation, he heard a fierce roar:

"Are you fucking courting death!?... Huh? You look familiar." Joshua rushed into the restaurant with a knife in his hand, and immediately saw Connor standing by the window looking at him expressionlessly, and his murderous look suddenly More than half of it went.

The body of the bionic man was still covered with rainwater, and the cold rainwater kept falling, forming a small pool of puddles on the ground.His eyes are clear and gentle, but for no reason it gives people a feeling that is colder than rainwater. It seems that there will never be a second redundant expression on that beautiful and delicate face.

Connor looked at the human rushing in with a knife, the LED light on his forehead turned yellow, and he made an analysis and judgment in an instant.

Joshua Herbert, whose specific identity is unknown, is a human with a criminal record who has sheltered an abnormal bionic person. He is extremely aggressive and violent. He broke into Hank's house at night, holding a sharp knife, and Hank lay on the ground lose consciousness--

Connor immediately called the police.Hank lives far away from the city center, and it takes at least 5 minutes for the police to arrive. He needs to drag this dangerous human being within 5 minutes and try to rescue Hank as much as possible.He immediately made a judgment on the current situation, and now he has three options:

The first is to get the weapon from the knife hanging on the wall at the fastest speed and fight, but after analyzing the combat power of the enemy and the enemy, the success rate is calculated to be less than 5.00%;

The second is to use negotiation means to temporarily delay the time, but the other party is obviously a moody human being, and the negotiation is extremely difficult;

The third is to escape from the house through the window not far from the side, but in this way Hank will stay here alone.

Just when he was thinking about these questions and making a judgment from them, Joshua had already thrown the knife in his hand aside, stepped over Hank's body lying on the ground and approached Connor, and then slammed He pressed against the wall.His movements were not gentle, the bionic man's back collided with the wall and made a dull sound, but fortunately the latter did not feel pain.

The strong smell of alcohol was captured by Connor's olfactory system, and Joshua's slightly aggressive movements made him subconsciously resist, and an elbow hammered on Joshua's chest.

His hand was lightly grasped by Joshua, and the wrist of the other hand was also firmly held by Joshua.

"Well... I know you." Joshua pressed Connor's two hands on the wall above his head, and the strength of the bionic man's struggle was not a big threat to him.He leaned close to Connor's face, and sprayed Connor's face with his alcohol-smelling breath. The alcohol concentration had reached a dangerous level. "You got your hand back together again? The bionic is just convenient... By the way, aren't you a detective... Why did you start being a thief?"

"What did you do to Hank?" Connor asked very calmly in such a controlled situation.

Joshua didn't listen to Connor's words at all.He was so close to him, so close that Joshua saw his body clearly for the first time. It was not as strong and strong as imagined, but unexpectedly a little thin. The wrists that he held tightly above his head were slender and soft. It looks like it will be torn off if you try hard.He looked at Connor's glass-like clear eyes. Even though he was restrained by such an oppressive force and couldn't move, this bionic man carved like bone china was still unreasonably calm and rational.

He's so clean and handsome—Joshua sighed softly.People can't help but want to get close to him.

He lowered his head and bit the android man's slightly cold lips that were still stained with rain, and called him vaguely:

"Connor."

This name was pronounced by him like whispered love words, the soft and rich affection contained in it was enough to make anyone go limp.

He was drunk—the alcohol concentration in the opponent's mouth made the bionic realize this problem. His unknown kiss made the LED light on Connor's forehead light up yellow. This alcohol concentration is close to alcohol poisoning. This dangerous human It also seems to have entered a state of insanity.

It is not surprising that human beings do anything unreasonable when their nerves are paralyzed by alcohol.

But his program has never had a strategy for such things as being forced to kiss. Perhaps the designer himself did not expect that someone would forcefully kiss a military forensic android, which meant that Connor had to make his own judgment.

Just when Connor didn't know whether to continue to delay the time, or push the dangerous human being in front of him away, Hank's voice came from behind them...

"Joshua... oh my god what are you doing?!"

Hank shook his drowsy head, and Sumo woke him up, reminding him that a stranger had come to the house.And when he finally sat up from the ground, look what he saw? !

Joshua, that bastard with a bit of a brain is actually...kissing with Connor?

An android being pinned against a wall by a human for a kiss was a bit of a crazy scene for old Hank, and...

Connor's tongue...was used to lick the blood of dead people...the most frightening thing was that he had never rinsed his mouth after licking blood.

Hank stretched out a hand to cover his eyes, only felt a row of black lines slipping down from the top of his head, and suddenly felt that the scene in front of him inexplicably made him a little nauseous, maybe he just wanted to vomit after drinking too much alcohol, but he didn't Knowing whether to tell Joshua about this.

—Wait, these are not the point.

Hank shook his head, which was so heavy with alcohol that it seemed to be filled with lead, and his eyes widened: why is this bloody android in his house? !Still inexplicably fell in love with Joshua, a guy who doesn't like modern technology very much?

What weird things happened during the period when he drank too much and fell asleep?

The author has something to say:

I want to kiss Connor sauce every day, and I want to see his little circle turn red