03 Deformation Meter Going to the Countryside
A week later, Lin Shubai brought Tiantian to the door of his house.
"Uncle... Papa Lin, when are they coming?" Tian Tian stood next to Lin Shubai, clutching the hem of his clothes, his little face like a snow dumpling was full of nervousness.
He only watched TV at his uncle's house, but hadn't been on TV yet.
In order to make Lin Shubai take Tian Tian a logical course, the village head simply made Tian Tian change his mind.Tiantian didn't reject him, and directly called Lin Shubai Lin's father, so that he could be distinguished from the real father.
Lin Shubai touched Tiantian's soft and waxy little face, and said comfortingly, "I'll be here soon, don't worry, I will be with you."
"Yeah!" Tiantian nodded emphatically.
Not long after, the village head led the program team.Because they needed to bring props, the director team drove over. When they arrived at the door of Lin’s house, the car stopped and the village head came out first. When he saw Lin Shubai, his eyes widened, and he nodded appreciatively: “It’s still the same. Good! Those who used to have sloppy beards made people look old."
Lin Shubai smiled. Aunt Zhang heard that he was going to be on the show yesterday, so she insisted on giving him her wife's razor so that he could clean himself up.
He shaved his beard in front of the mirror, only to find that the original owner had pretty features.
There was a car behind the director, and the manager Gu Li looked at Shao Lan worriedly: "Brother Shao, please do me a favor, you decided to go on this show, so don't back down right now, no Fa'er explained to the fans!"
With a cigarette in his mouth, Shao Lan said unhappily, "Are you going back on what I said? Metamorphosis, it happened to me, and I don't believe in this evil anymore."
Gu Li sighed heavily: "So you, a young master who grew up with a golden spoon in his mouth, how did you get carried away and agreed to the invitation?"
Shao Lan frowned, why?He just can't understand those people saying that he can do nothing but sing and squander.What is the list of worst-tempered artists of the year voted on the Internet, and he is still at the top of the list!
It just so happened that the director of "Metamorphosis" seized this opportunity and ran out of a gimmick to transform bad-tempered artists, which created a lot of momentum on the Internet, and everyone was waiting to see the good show.Especially Shao Lan, who was directly pushed to the forefront. If he didn't come, wouldn't he be on the list?
Shao Lan just couldn't swallow this breath.
"It's useless to say anything now. As your manager, I will tell you two things: First, put away your angry temper and get along well with others. I have inquired about this family. It’s just a single father with a son, the family is simple, and it’s not too difficult to get along with. Second, since you’re on this show, you should behave well in front of the audience. No matter what you like behind the camera, you can restrain yourself in front of the camera A bit. This show is still live, and it cannot be edited."
"Understood." Shao Lan was a little impatient, put out the cigarette, opened the car door and walked out.
After getting off the car, the camera followed. Although Shao Lan had a bad temper, he had a good sense of the camera. He adjusted his expression in almost a second, calmed down his impatience, and became expressionless.
Of course it didn't get any better.
Tens of thousands of users were connected to the live broadcast, and the barrage began to flash.
"Brother Shao, can you smile, I'm scared when I see this expression?"
"Sure enough, I have a bad temper. I actually put on a face when we met for the first time."
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon this of of
Shao Lan has broad shoulders and long legs, wearing a Parada windbreaker, with a supermodel aura.His face was sharp and deep, his eyes were like cold stars, and his short black hair was bright and sharp, making his outline more distinct.
The village head enthusiastically introduced: "Xiao Shao, this is the Lin family, this is Xiao Lin, Lin Shubai, this is his son, Tian Tian. Xiao Lin, this is Shao Lan."
Shao Lan?Lin Shubai's eyes widened.
Isn't Shao Lan Tian Tian's father?
His old swan, what a coincidence.Lin Shubai was shocked and excited. The father and son met so quickly, wouldn't it save a lot of effort.
Lin Shubai, who was dazzled by the excitement, obviously forgot a very important thing.
The director directed the camera to keep up and recorded the reactions of the two parties when they first met.
Lin Shubai suppressed his excitement, and stretched out his hand first: "Mr. Shao, hello, I am Lin Shubai, and this is my son Tiantian."
Shao Lan nodded briefly, and reached out to shake Lin Shubaixu.
Then he looked down at the little one, bent down condescendingly, and stretched out his hand to Tiantian: "Hi, little friend Tiantian."
Tian Tian's lips trembled into a wavy line, the person in front of him looked so scary!He couldn't help hiding behind Lin Shubai, clutching his clothes tightly, his face pale.
"Every day, the children are about to be scared and cry!!! Shao Lan, you can have some snacks!"
"To be honest, Tian Tian's reaction is exactly the same as my niece's. I think Shao Lan is sitting still when he sees his worries."
Lin Shubai turned around and comforted Tiantian: "Tiantian, why did you tell Dad yesterday that you should be polite when you see others, right?"
Tian Tian looked up into Lin Shubai's clear and gentle eyes, squeezed his little fist, and nodded: "Tian Tian...Tian Tian is a polite child."
Lin Shubai patted Tiantian's head as if rewarding him: "Be good every day."
"Wuuuuu, this father Lin is too gentle!"
"Kid Tian Tian is so gentle, it must be taught by Papa Lin well!"
"Papa Lin is a bit handsome! Tian Tian is also very cute!"
Tian Tian walked out from behind Lin Shubai, faced Shao Lan bravely, raised his head to look at him bravely, and shook hands with him: "Hello, Uncle Shao..."
Suddenly, Tiantian's expression turned into familiarity, doubt and sudden realization, and he quickly pulled Lin Shubai's hand: "Dad! Isn't he the one you like!!!"
"What... what the hell? Do you like my brother Shao?"
"What kind of plot is this NM single father falling in love with me???"
"The plot set by the program group?"
Lin Shubai was stunned for a few seconds, then suddenly remembered that the room was covered with posters, it was the person in front of him!
It was the village chief who reacted first, and said with a smile: "It's really a coincidence, young people are fashionable, they like to chase after stars, so it turns out that they are chasing Xiao Shao."
Lin Shubai rubbed the back of his head, smiled wryly in his heart, and said openly, "I'm a fan of the God of Songs. I didn't expect to see the God of Songs himself today. It's such a pleasant surprise."
Shao Lan nodded noblely and said "thank you".
"Huh—so it's a fan, I almost thought my brother killed both men and women."
"My Brother Shao also has male fans!!!"
A piece of "exciting" was written on the barrage.
After the two parties got acquainted, the director began to release tasks: "Guest Shao Lan will spend a month at Lin's house. During this period, he needs to undertake tasks such as housework, work, and child care. Today's task is to cook, And feed the Tiantian children. I hope Shao Geshen can perform well and transform successfully!"
"Where is the kitchen?" Shao Lan asked Lin Shubai with his long and narrow eyes.
Lin Shubai held Tian Tian and said to Shao Lan, "Come with me."
Lin Shubai took Shao Lan to the kitchen.
When Shao Lan's tall figure came in, the kitchen seemed a bit smaller.He looked left and right, frowned at the empty kitchen, and his tone was a bit unfriendly: "There's nothing here, so what should I do?"
Holding Lin Shubai's hand every day, he looked at Shao Lan unhappily, why is this uncle so rude.
Shao Lan said irritably, "Then what is there?"
Lin Shubai shook his head in his heart as he looked at Shao Lan as if he looked like a grandson who didn't know anything when he landed in the mortal world.Judging from his years of parenting experience, Shao Lan is far from being a qualified father.
Before Tian Tian recognizes Shao Lan, it is necessary to slap Xiong's parents first.
Lin Shubai's soul of raising children is burning.
"Uncle, I want to buy it!" Tiantian couldn't help but said.
In fact, in order to test the guests, the director team specially asked Lin Shubai to empty out the ingredients at home, making it more difficult for Shao Lan.
Shao Lan moved her fingers, wanting to smoke a cigarette very much, but when her eyes touched the little Douding who was following Lin Shubai's feet, she held back again: "Is there a supermarket nearby?"
Lin Shubai: "There is one in the town, but it takes 10 minutes to ride there."
"Do you have a car?"
"No." Lin Shubai said regretfully.
Shao Lan scratched her hair with a headache: "Forget it, I'll run over."
Lin Shubai looked at the time, and kindly reminded: "It will take half an hour at the fastest to run there, and an hour to go back and forth, and the sun will almost set."
"Then what should we do?" Shao Lan held his breath in his heart.Since he was a child, he has been a young master who stretches out his clothes, stretches his hands to eat, and opens his mouth. How could he ever worry about such trivial matters?
Looking at Shao Lan outside every day, this uncle looks handsome, but he is so stupid!
"Uncle, you can borrow it!" Tiantian looked at him puzzled.
Shao Lan had already reminded, and suddenly realized: "Borrow? Oh, yes, you can borrow it. Then I will go out and borrow it."
With that said, Shao Lan was about to go out.
"Mr. Shao, wait a minute." Lin Shubai called to stop him from behind.
Shao Lan looked back at him impatiently, not to delay his task.
Lin Shubai sighed: "Does Mr. Shao know what to borrow? Do you know who to borrow? Do you know how much to borrow at a time?"
Shao Lan was stunned, speechless by Lin Shubai's question.The homework he did for this program was to learn a tomato scrambled egg and stewed soup from his aunt at home. When he faced the young man with delicate features and peaceful eyes, he actually felt a little guilty.
"West... tomatoes, eggs... old ducks, old hens are also fine." Shao Lan thought about the menu he knew and reported the ingredients.
Tiantian also sighed this time.
Shao Lan was a little mad: "What's the matter?"
Tian Tian looked at Shao Lan as if you were really ignorant: "Uncle, chickens and ducks are very expensive, and no one will lend them to you."
Shao Lan's eyes widened in disbelief, and he walked back and forth anxiously, then looked at Lin Shubai with a cold gaze: "Then what should I do?"
Lin Shu smiled bluntly: "The director said, you can't give too many hints."
"Mr. Shao, let's figure it out on his own."
A week later, Lin Shubai brought Tiantian to the door of his house.
"Uncle... Papa Lin, when are they coming?" Tian Tian stood next to Lin Shubai, clutching the hem of his clothes, his little face like a snow dumpling was full of nervousness.
He only watched TV at his uncle's house, but hadn't been on TV yet.
In order to make Lin Shubai take Tian Tian a logical course, the village head simply made Tian Tian change his mind.Tiantian didn't reject him, and directly called Lin Shubai Lin's father, so that he could be distinguished from the real father.
Lin Shubai touched Tiantian's soft and waxy little face, and said comfortingly, "I'll be here soon, don't worry, I will be with you."
"Yeah!" Tiantian nodded emphatically.
Not long after, the village head led the program team.Because they needed to bring props, the director team drove over. When they arrived at the door of Lin’s house, the car stopped and the village head came out first. When he saw Lin Shubai, his eyes widened, and he nodded appreciatively: “It’s still the same. Good! Those who used to have sloppy beards made people look old."
Lin Shubai smiled. Aunt Zhang heard that he was going to be on the show yesterday, so she insisted on giving him her wife's razor so that he could clean himself up.
He shaved his beard in front of the mirror, only to find that the original owner had pretty features.
There was a car behind the director, and the manager Gu Li looked at Shao Lan worriedly: "Brother Shao, please do me a favor, you decided to go on this show, so don't back down right now, no Fa'er explained to the fans!"
With a cigarette in his mouth, Shao Lan said unhappily, "Are you going back on what I said? Metamorphosis, it happened to me, and I don't believe in this evil anymore."
Gu Li sighed heavily: "So you, a young master who grew up with a golden spoon in his mouth, how did you get carried away and agreed to the invitation?"
Shao Lan frowned, why?He just can't understand those people saying that he can do nothing but sing and squander.What is the list of worst-tempered artists of the year voted on the Internet, and he is still at the top of the list!
It just so happened that the director of "Metamorphosis" seized this opportunity and ran out of a gimmick to transform bad-tempered artists, which created a lot of momentum on the Internet, and everyone was waiting to see the good show.Especially Shao Lan, who was directly pushed to the forefront. If he didn't come, wouldn't he be on the list?
Shao Lan just couldn't swallow this breath.
"It's useless to say anything now. As your manager, I will tell you two things: First, put away your angry temper and get along well with others. I have inquired about this family. It’s just a single father with a son, the family is simple, and it’s not too difficult to get along with. Second, since you’re on this show, you should behave well in front of the audience. No matter what you like behind the camera, you can restrain yourself in front of the camera A bit. This show is still live, and it cannot be edited."
"Understood." Shao Lan was a little impatient, put out the cigarette, opened the car door and walked out.
After getting off the car, the camera followed. Although Shao Lan had a bad temper, he had a good sense of the camera. He adjusted his expression in almost a second, calmed down his impatience, and became expressionless.
Of course it didn't get any better.
Tens of thousands of users were connected to the live broadcast, and the barrage began to flash.
"Brother Shao, can you smile, I'm scared when I see this expression?"
"Sure enough, I have a bad temper. I actually put on a face when we met for the first time."
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon this of of
Shao Lan has broad shoulders and long legs, wearing a Parada windbreaker, with a supermodel aura.His face was sharp and deep, his eyes were like cold stars, and his short black hair was bright and sharp, making his outline more distinct.
The village head enthusiastically introduced: "Xiao Shao, this is the Lin family, this is Xiao Lin, Lin Shubai, this is his son, Tian Tian. Xiao Lin, this is Shao Lan."
Shao Lan?Lin Shubai's eyes widened.
Isn't Shao Lan Tian Tian's father?
His old swan, what a coincidence.Lin Shubai was shocked and excited. The father and son met so quickly, wouldn't it save a lot of effort.
Lin Shubai, who was dazzled by the excitement, obviously forgot a very important thing.
The director directed the camera to keep up and recorded the reactions of the two parties when they first met.
Lin Shubai suppressed his excitement, and stretched out his hand first: "Mr. Shao, hello, I am Lin Shubai, and this is my son Tiantian."
Shao Lan nodded briefly, and reached out to shake Lin Shubaixu.
Then he looked down at the little one, bent down condescendingly, and stretched out his hand to Tiantian: "Hi, little friend Tiantian."
Tian Tian's lips trembled into a wavy line, the person in front of him looked so scary!He couldn't help hiding behind Lin Shubai, clutching his clothes tightly, his face pale.
"Every day, the children are about to be scared and cry!!! Shao Lan, you can have some snacks!"
"To be honest, Tian Tian's reaction is exactly the same as my niece's. I think Shao Lan is sitting still when he sees his worries."
Lin Shubai turned around and comforted Tiantian: "Tiantian, why did you tell Dad yesterday that you should be polite when you see others, right?"
Tian Tian looked up into Lin Shubai's clear and gentle eyes, squeezed his little fist, and nodded: "Tian Tian...Tian Tian is a polite child."
Lin Shubai patted Tiantian's head as if rewarding him: "Be good every day."
"Wuuuuu, this father Lin is too gentle!"
"Kid Tian Tian is so gentle, it must be taught by Papa Lin well!"
"Papa Lin is a bit handsome! Tian Tian is also very cute!"
Tian Tian walked out from behind Lin Shubai, faced Shao Lan bravely, raised his head to look at him bravely, and shook hands with him: "Hello, Uncle Shao..."
Suddenly, Tiantian's expression turned into familiarity, doubt and sudden realization, and he quickly pulled Lin Shubai's hand: "Dad! Isn't he the one you like!!!"
"What... what the hell? Do you like my brother Shao?"
"What kind of plot is this NM single father falling in love with me???"
"The plot set by the program group?"
Lin Shubai was stunned for a few seconds, then suddenly remembered that the room was covered with posters, it was the person in front of him!
It was the village chief who reacted first, and said with a smile: "It's really a coincidence, young people are fashionable, they like to chase after stars, so it turns out that they are chasing Xiao Shao."
Lin Shubai rubbed the back of his head, smiled wryly in his heart, and said openly, "I'm a fan of the God of Songs. I didn't expect to see the God of Songs himself today. It's such a pleasant surprise."
Shao Lan nodded noblely and said "thank you".
"Huh—so it's a fan, I almost thought my brother killed both men and women."
"My Brother Shao also has male fans!!!"
A piece of "exciting" was written on the barrage.
After the two parties got acquainted, the director began to release tasks: "Guest Shao Lan will spend a month at Lin's house. During this period, he needs to undertake tasks such as housework, work, and child care. Today's task is to cook, And feed the Tiantian children. I hope Shao Geshen can perform well and transform successfully!"
"Where is the kitchen?" Shao Lan asked Lin Shubai with his long and narrow eyes.
Lin Shubai held Tian Tian and said to Shao Lan, "Come with me."
Lin Shubai took Shao Lan to the kitchen.
When Shao Lan's tall figure came in, the kitchen seemed a bit smaller.He looked left and right, frowned at the empty kitchen, and his tone was a bit unfriendly: "There's nothing here, so what should I do?"
Holding Lin Shubai's hand every day, he looked at Shao Lan unhappily, why is this uncle so rude.
Shao Lan said irritably, "Then what is there?"
Lin Shubai shook his head in his heart as he looked at Shao Lan as if he looked like a grandson who didn't know anything when he landed in the mortal world.Judging from his years of parenting experience, Shao Lan is far from being a qualified father.
Before Tian Tian recognizes Shao Lan, it is necessary to slap Xiong's parents first.
Lin Shubai's soul of raising children is burning.
"Uncle, I want to buy it!" Tiantian couldn't help but said.
In fact, in order to test the guests, the director team specially asked Lin Shubai to empty out the ingredients at home, making it more difficult for Shao Lan.
Shao Lan moved her fingers, wanting to smoke a cigarette very much, but when her eyes touched the little Douding who was following Lin Shubai's feet, she held back again: "Is there a supermarket nearby?"
Lin Shubai: "There is one in the town, but it takes 10 minutes to ride there."
"Do you have a car?"
"No." Lin Shubai said regretfully.
Shao Lan scratched her hair with a headache: "Forget it, I'll run over."
Lin Shubai looked at the time, and kindly reminded: "It will take half an hour at the fastest to run there, and an hour to go back and forth, and the sun will almost set."
"Then what should we do?" Shao Lan held his breath in his heart.Since he was a child, he has been a young master who stretches out his clothes, stretches his hands to eat, and opens his mouth. How could he ever worry about such trivial matters?
Looking at Shao Lan outside every day, this uncle looks handsome, but he is so stupid!
"Uncle, you can borrow it!" Tiantian looked at him puzzled.
Shao Lan had already reminded, and suddenly realized: "Borrow? Oh, yes, you can borrow it. Then I will go out and borrow it."
With that said, Shao Lan was about to go out.
"Mr. Shao, wait a minute." Lin Shubai called to stop him from behind.
Shao Lan looked back at him impatiently, not to delay his task.
Lin Shubai sighed: "Does Mr. Shao know what to borrow? Do you know who to borrow? Do you know how much to borrow at a time?"
Shao Lan was stunned, speechless by Lin Shubai's question.The homework he did for this program was to learn a tomato scrambled egg and stewed soup from his aunt at home. When he faced the young man with delicate features and peaceful eyes, he actually felt a little guilty.
"West... tomatoes, eggs... old ducks, old hens are also fine." Shao Lan thought about the menu he knew and reported the ingredients.
Tiantian also sighed this time.
Shao Lan was a little mad: "What's the matter?"
Tian Tian looked at Shao Lan as if you were really ignorant: "Uncle, chickens and ducks are very expensive, and no one will lend them to you."
Shao Lan's eyes widened in disbelief, and he walked back and forth anxiously, then looked at Lin Shubai with a cold gaze: "Then what should I do?"
Lin Shu smiled bluntly: "The director said, you can't give too many hints."
"Mr. Shao, let's figure it out on his own."
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