The straight man who wears bright clothes is also afraid of messing with him

On the ninth day of October in the 25th year of Hongwu, a group of people divided into two groups. Six people including Cui Miao and Shen Qing entered Guangyuan Temple, while Lang Ping and Sun Hai went outside to meet them.

About half an hour later, there was a knock on the courtyard door, and Chen Hu went to open the door. Three young monks walked in with trays, all the way into the guest room, and served the food on the table.

The little monk I met in front of the gate said aloud just now: "All benefactors, take it easy."

Xue Lu quickly thanked, and said: "Little Master, thank Master for his hospitality on our behalf."

Cui Miao looked at the food in front of her, and said dissatisfiedly: "This is not tofu with green vegetables, but tofu with green vegetables, what do you want me to eat?"

The young monk's expression froze, and then he said with a smile: "Forgive me, the benefactor, we only have these vegetarian dishes in the temple. If you are not used to it, please use less. The little monk has something to do, so I will go back first."

The three young monks left the guest room one after another, and Cui Miao said displeasedly: "Look, brother, what kind of attitude do they have! It's okay to only have food, but there's not even any oil or water, what do you want me to eat!"

Shen Qing whispered: "There is still some sauced beef in the package, second brother, you can eat some while you are alive."

Xue Lu also persuaded: "Master, although this tofu and vegetables are a bit vegetarian, they are still hot. You can eat a little bit of beef with sauce."

"I want to eat you, master, I can't eat this kind of thick food." Cui Miao pushed the bowl and chopsticks, looked at Ma Qiang, and said, "Lao Ma is going to make a pot of tea for the master."

Ma Qiang responded, took out the tea leaves from the package, turned on the small stove to boil water, and worked hard for a long time before brewing the tea.Ma Qiang carefully brought the brewed tea to Cui Miao's table, and said, "Master, drink tea."

Only then did Cui Miao nodded in satisfaction, and said slowly: "Okay, you go eat, it will save you from getting cold, and you are blaming the master again."

Ma Qiang nodded, and then he went to the table with other people, of course at another table, they sat around the table and ate the meals provided by the temple, while Cui Miao and Shen Qing ate tea and ate their own food. Bring the beef.This scene was clearly seen by the young monk who was watching outside the window. The little monk curled his lips and turned away without making a sound.

Cui Miao glanced out the window, picked up the pancakes on the table and ate them. Everyone had finished eating and drinking, and the night was already late, and it was late autumn now, and they were on the top of the mountain, and the temperature was lower than that at the bottom of the mountain. Quite a few, everyone felt a little chilly.

Cui Miao said impatiently: "Lao Ma, Hu Zi, please boil some hot water for the master. The master needs to soak his feet. Others should be on duty at night, and those who should sleep should sleep."

In the middle of the night, when everyone was asleep, a young monk hurried to the door of the abbot's room in Guangyuan Temple, knocked on the door lightly, and said, "Abbot, please see me for enlightenment."

"come in."

The little monk pushed open the door, walked in, carefully looked outside the door, and after confirming that there was no one there, he gently closed the door.In the room, the abbot was sitting on the futon, holding Buddhist beads and wooden fish in his hands, and silently reciting Buddhist scriptures.

The little monk knelt beside the abbot and whispered, "Abbot, they have already rested, what should we do?"

The abbot stopped his movements and asked, "Is there anything unusual?"

"The disciple followed them all the way before they entered the monastery, and found no abnormality. It was obvious that the master of the family was traveling around the mountains and rivers with nothing to do. He beat and scolded his subordinates at every turn. He was hypocritical and mean. I want to beat him up." The little monk gritted his teeth while talking.

The abbot opened his eyes, looked at the young monk, and said indifferently: "Do things quietly, have you forgotten what the old monk taught you?"

The little monk was so frightened that he quickly prostrated himself on the ground and said, "Abbot, please forgive me, this disciple will never dare again."

The abbot looked at him silently, the prayer beads in his hand kept turning, and it took him a while to say: "There is nothing abnormal, so let's get scared."

The little monk heaved a sigh of relief when he heard the words, and said respectfully: "Yes, disciple will do it now."

The little monk cautiously exited the room, and he took a deep breath. The autumn wind blew, and he couldn't help shivering. Then he became alert. His clothes were soaked in cold sweat in just a short time, and he glanced at the room in fear. The little monk turned around and left quickly, as if chasing a monster behind him.

Cui Miao was half asleep and half awake, suddenly felt a gust of cold wind blowing, and he woke up almost instantly, his wrist was clenched and squeezed gently.Cui Miao moved her wrist, responding to Shen Qing, stretched out her hand to pull up the quilt, and turned over again.Immediately afterwards, another gust of cold wind blew by, Cui Miao simply retracted her head into the bed, and muttered in a low voice: "Why is this broken house so cold?"

The little monk pretending to be a ghost was speechless for a while. Seeing that the blower didn't work, he began to cry with his throat squeezed. In the silent night, the crying sound was particularly piercing, and even the little monk himself felt terrified.

Cui Miao shrank back into the bed again, and said angrily: "Which bastard bastard raised this cat! The estrus in winter is the same as the monks in this temple, it's so perverted!"

The little monk couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth. This is scary, and people have to see it to achieve the scary effect. This person shrank under the blanket, talking nonsense like a dream, and it was a waste of effort.

The little monk gritted his teeth and lifted the quilt on Cui Miao's body. Cui Miao was taken aback for a moment, then opened his eyes, which were red with anger, and jumped up with a 'chuo', yelling: "That bastard, There is no such thing as having a child, and if you dare to lift the master's bed, I think you don't want to live!"

The little monk was stunned by the scolding, and Cui Miao jumped on him as soon as he jumped up. Before the little monk started to perform, he was thrown to the ground, his limbs were tightly pressed, and he couldn't move for a while. Then Cui Miao His fists fell down, covering his head and face.

Cui Miao scolded while beating: "Bastard, I asked you to quarrel with me to sleep, bastard, you dare to quarrel while the master sleeps, I think you are getting impatient!"

Cui Miao's tossing woke up everyone, Ma Qiang yawned, and said gloatingly: "This kid dares to disturb the master to sleep, he is a hero, a hero! What happened to the servant who disturbed the master to sleep last time? "

Chen Huweng said angrily: "The skin was so bruised and swollen that even his mother couldn't recognize who it was. Oh, old horse, I hate this the most. It hurts me to see him being beaten."

Cui Miao relieved her breath, climbed up from the little monk out of breath, pinched her waist and cursed: "You bastards are all dead? Didn't you see the thief breaking into the master's room? The master spent so much money to support You, the thieves don't even know when you enter, and you still stand by and watch the fun. Waste, a bunch of waste!"

Ma Qiang and the others were so scolded that they couldn't lift their heads up. The little monk on the ground took the opportunity to come back to his senses. When Cui Miao was scolding happily and no one was paying attention to him, he got up and came down to the window in twos and jumped. After going out, Sa Yazi ran away, and Cui Miao roared loudly behind him, "Everyone has run away, if you don't hurry to chase them, they are all trash! If you can't catch people, no one wants this month's wages!"

Ma Qiang and the others chased after him, Shen Qing went to the table and poured a glass of water, handed it to Cui Miao, and said in a warm voice: "Drink a glass of water to moisten your throat."

Cui Miao couldn't hold it back, and burst out laughing with a 'Puff', and said, "Ah Qing, did I look like a drunken rascal just now?"

The smile in Shen Qing's eyes grew stronger, he nodded and said: "It does look a bit like it."

Cui Miao took a sip of water, and said with a smile, "Ah Qing, did you startle me? Maybe I'm a rascal at heart, but I hid it so well that you didn't notice it."

Shen Qing said softly: "Whether it's true or not, it doesn't matter anymore."

Cui Miao felt sweet in her heart, put down the water glass, cleared her throat, and said, "Let's go, there is still a big show to be sung, master, I have to play the rogue to the end."

Ma Qiang and the others ran out of the courtyard, rushed to the door of the abbot's bedroom, and were stopped by the young monk who was on duty at night, and said, "It's midnight, all benefactors, why are you doing this?"

Cui Miao, disheveled, came over with disheveled hair, and said angrily, "You have a thief here. In the middle of the night, that stupid thief doesn't steal anything, but disturbs the master's sleep. Uncle, uncle can't stand it!"

Xue Lu almost laughed out loud when he heard the words, and reminded in a low voice: "Master, it's 'tolerable and unbearable'."

Cui Miao glared at Xue Lu, and reprimanded: "Asshole, when is it your turn to interrupt the master? Master has learned a lot, so do you need to remind him?"

Xue Lu quickly bowed his head to admit his mistake, and said: "What the master said is true, I know my mistake!"

Cui Miao pinched her waist, pointed at the little monk, and said loudly: "Call your abbot out, if you dare to disturb my sleep, master, this matter will never end!"

The young monk's expression changed, and just as he was about to speak, the door behind him was opened, and the well-dressed abbot came out, clasped his hands together, and said, "Amitabha, benefactor, what happened to make benefactor so disturbed?"

Cui Miao said unceremoniously: "There are thieves in your temple! Sneaked into the master's room in the middle of the night, stealing is not possible, disturbing the master's sleep, the abbot must give me an explanation today!"

The abbot's expression turned serious, and he said, "What happened? This is a pure place of Buddhism, and thieves have entered this place. Don't bother to take the initiative to get angry. I will definitely investigate it."

"The abbot's words sound a little sweeter. Master, the most unbearable thing in my life is to be disturbed while resting. That little thief was so bold that he was beaten and kicked by the master. He must have been seriously injured. He can't run far. Now search the monastery. I can catch it. If the abbot is short of manpower, master, I can help."

The abbot proclaimed the Buddha's chant, and said, "Amitabha, I feel ashamed for disturbing the benefactor's rest, so how can I work hard for the benefactor to help? It's late at night, the benefactor can rest in peace, and I will give the benefactor an explanation tomorrow!"

Xue Lu then persuaded: "Master, the weather on this mountain is cold, and you are dressed like this. If you catch cold, it is too unworthy. Since the abbot said so, he will definitely give us an explanation. This tired After a whole day, the master is also tired, isn't he?"

Cui Miao tightened her clothes, couldn't help shivering, and said, "I didn't think it was a bit cold when you said that just now. All right, abbot, remember, you must give me an explanation tomorrow!"