Abnormal group wear

Recalling that online game incident, Cheng Xiaochi felt very embarrassed, probably it was one of his few black history.

He chose a female character because the female fashion is too cute, and his favorite profession is that female characters look better. As a face control, choosing a female character is a matter of course.

But what happened later became a bit embarrassing.

He didn't understand how he, a "little sister" who talked a lot and was probably mixed with foul language, could have a bunch of senior players chasing him around.

Only later did he hear that he had become: My Sassy Girlfriend.

What's even more frightening is that after revealing their identities, there are still a few people who persevere. Three of them say they are bisexual, two say they can bend for him, and one says it doesn't matter if you are a man, because he already likes men.

Thinking of this, the player who said that he likes men is the boss who has been chasing him and wants to meet him, and since he said so, wouldn't the boss have already guessed that he is a man?

Cheng Xiaochi was cowardly, and he deleted the man's friends with his backhand, preparing to disappear...

Wait, thinking of this, Cheng Xiaochi actually forgot, forgot what he did next.

Seeing Xiaochi in a daze, Concubine De knocked on his forehead: "Xiaochi, it's your turn!"

"Oh!" Cheng Xiaochi immediately put the question behind him.

·

Bai Jizhe put down the memorial, rubbed his eyebrows, and fell into deep thought.

After the rockery came out that day, Bai Jizhi was not a sage, but rather confused.

Because his memory gradually recovered.

The memory fragments that are gradually recovering these days, and the "30%" "50%" and "70%" that pop up in his mind from time to time make him a little tired.

The memory recovered little by little, allowing him to get the answer he had been puzzled.

And yesterday, after coming out of the rockery, there was a "ding" in my mind, and a long list of reminders appeared.

[Unlock 90% of the memory fragments and enter the finale soon]

This confuses him even more.

When Bai Jizhe was at 70%, he knew the identities of all the people. By the time of 90%, all his past memories had been restored, life, parents, friends, studies, work...

But Cheng Xiaochi didn't have any memory at all, obviously all the participants had memories, except him.

"Why is that?" Bai Jizhi habitually tapped on the table.

Bai Jizhe is a network architect. He is responsible for coordinating and maintaining the huge Huaguo mastermind database, and he is also the owner of the source code.

And he entered the virtual world set by himself.

Yes, here is his virtual world, a digitally created virtual reality.

He created no less than ten virtual worlds for himself. Before this world, he experienced seven or eight worlds. He only remembered the settings of these worlds, but could not remember the plot.

Therefore, he judged that the memory would be mixed with Cheng Xiaochi's memory in the remaining ten percent.

He has reason to suspect that 10% of the memory is all about Cheng Xiaochi, and this setting is also the lock he put on himself.

Just unlock the lock, you can go out from your own world and return to reality.

According to the habit he set in the past, the triggering rule should be: random triggering.

And his habits, this kind of setting can easily miss the triggering plot, resulting in the lack of conditional environment and reaching a dead end.

In other words, if Bai Jizhi accidentally killed Cheng Xiaochi back then, he would stay in this world forever and could not get out unless someone opened the virtual world with a key.

But he left no key,

Bai Jixie frowned.

Why would I set myself such a person.

What is even more puzzling is why he would give himself a dead end?

This is not in line with his character, he will not do such a thing that does not leave a way out, even if it is a closed code, he will give himself an exit in the most inconspicuous place.

He carefully recalled some current and past events in his mind, and he concluded four plots related to the trigger.

The first thing happened at the rockery.

Cheng Chi heard the conversation of several palace people, so he set himself up according to the laws of nature and pinched him.

Then Cheng Chi had a strange reaction, this reaction was very strange, not like ptsd, because he asked the hidden guard to investigate, and Cheng Chi had never had any incidents that made him overwhelmed since childhood.

After this reaction is generated as a pool.

The notification sound jumped out.

20% recovered.

When it recovered to 20%, it was the most confusing stage, because the memory was messed up, and it was still in the form of snowflakes.

Later, 5.00% was triggered intermittently, which made him understand that these triggers were all related to Xiaochi.

The second big outbreak is Ximai.

After having close contact with Cheng Xiaochi, he began to pay attention to Cheng Chi, and found that whenever he had contact with him, he had the opportunity to increase the percentage in his mind.

Even though he didn't know the meaning of the percentage at that time, but his memory gradually recovered, he understood it.

For the sake of intimacy, he set up a set.

Let Cheng Xiaochi have a "happy pulse" and take him to the south of the Yangtze River.

On the way, the memory is restored to 50%.

There is a recovery point here, which is worth noting, that is, the kiss with Cheng Xiaochi has recovered by 10%.

After kissing, performing other normal touches will no longer increase the percentage.

So Bai Jizhe judged that only by continuing to have in-depth contact with him can he continue to increase the percentage and restore it to 100%.

Bai Jizhe doesn't dislike being in contact with Cheng Xiaochi, but he doesn't like being arranged by the system, even though it might be arranged by himself.

Kecheng Xiaochi has a fatal attraction to him, and every time he reaches the critical point of increasing progress, he can't help but want to contact him.

He felt very confused about this, whether it was set to make Cheng Xiaochi attractive to him, or he really felt that Cheng Xiaochi was attractive.

This question continued until Cheng Xiaochi said that he was going to Baiyun Temple.

When Cheng Xiaochi proposed it, he knew there was something tricky about it, but he didn't stop it.

After receiving the news of Cheng Xiaochi's disappearance, an evil fire rose in his heart.

My mood is always being led away by Cheng Xiaochi, but Cheng Xiaochi doesn't feel it, and even uses tricks to escape.

He couldn't help but suspect that Cheng Xiaochi played the same role as him that needed to unravel the memory, and the trigger method of his percentage was different from his own.

Followed by a big plot, Gao Zhao learned from Cheng Xiaochi that he had no birthmark, so the prime minister and the general betrayed him.

However, Bai Jizhe already knew the identities of these people, so he easily and accurately stated their identities and backgrounds, and easily solved the farce of "the flood rushed into the Dragon King Temple".

The emperor did not hear the sound effect of his own progress bar increasing. This plot is useless because it has nothing to do with Cheng Xiaochi.

He searched for Cheng Xiaochi impatiently, and after bringing Cheng Xiaochi back, the progress bar still didn't increase—this is not a node.

If this is not a plot point, why do I want to become Koike so much?

Doesn't this mean that Cheng Xiaochi's attraction to him comes from his own will?

Yes, it looks like that.

Bai Jizhen looked at his own heart squarely, his character was always straight to the point, he never wasted time on other things.

This approach is efficient and logical.

Immediately afterwards, when Bai Jizhe helped Cheng Xiaochi check each other's condition, that huge 20% appeared in his mind.

This made Bai Jizhe understand that he must have intimate contact, more and more in-depth contact.

In order to verify this, he dragged Cheng Xiaochi to the rockery where the incident started.

When Cheng Xiaochi took the initiative to touch him with his own hands, and after some incidents that were relatively easy to be mosaiced.

The progress bar jumps directly to 90%.

So, the next 10% is just around the corner.

Bai Jizhe is gay, he never avoids it.

At this point, he understands that he likes Cheng Xiaochi, even if he uses data to calculate, the superimposed data can fully affirm this conclusion.

Now, Cheng Xiaochi's identity is the only unsolved mystery.

It's just a short shot, but this is also the link he is most worried about-if there is content that is not conducive to Cheng Xiaochi in the remaining [-]%, will it affect him?

It kind of bothered him, because he had a particular aversion to uncertainty.

However, Cheng Xiaochi's attraction is stronger than all other emotions, even if he dislikes this uncertain state, he is still ready to try.

Ready to unlock.

·

Cheng Xiaochi thought it was amazing that the harem became very harmonious again, and he learned that mahjong was widely spread and spread outside the palace.

Cheng Xiaochi nodded in satisfaction and said, "It's better to be alone than to be happy."

There was also the sound of mahjong in the palace, and the officials were as quiet as a chicken because of the emperor's blood change. I heard that they played mahjong in their spare time besides managing their affairs well.

Surprisingly, the crossing army also added another member.

That time when they were playing mahjong in the imperial garden, a father-in-law waited on them, and Gao Zhao asked him to go about his own business. Cheng Xiaochi didn't care about the new palace being built in the palace recently.

Later, a little maid came to serve them.

They don't hide their words too much, because there is no need, there are people above them.

After the little maid waited on them for a while, Cheng Xiaochi said, "Whoever loses tonight will cook."

Concubine De was not afraid at all: "If you are not afraid of being poisoned, then I will accompany you at any time."

Concubine Chu Gui felt like she was facing a formidable enemy: "Honey, I won't let you lose."

Gao Zhao: "Don't tell me, ma'am, even if someone else cooks the soup base for you, the hot pot made by yourself can become a dark dish."

There was a storm in the maid's heart.

She listened for a while longer and realized she had found the peloton.

Then she became the Queen's mahjong player, from the most low-level little maid, to a big celebrity in the harem.

"Oh, I was working on my graduation project that day, and I just finished writing my thesis to be uploaded, and it was sent over." The little maid said.

Cheng Xiaochi slapped his head, "If you say that, I have to check the information and write it!"

"What's the topic of your thesis? How many words?"

Cheng Xiaochi: "On the Importance of the Renaissance to the World Cultural Process."

The little palace lady subway old man .jog said: "It sounds difficult, but mine is e-commerce for offline stores."

Chen Xiaochi had a big headache: "Isn't that even more difficult!"? "

With a new friend, Cheng Xiaochi talked a lot, and he chatted for a whole morning, talking about many things about himself.

Today, they are still spending time in the harem.

The emperor went down to court, and after finishing his work, he suddenly set out to drive the garden and caught several people who were playing mahjong.

"Several beloved concubines are quite leisurely, and the widow also joins in."

Concubine De said in her heart: I can't bear the word "loved concubine". !Woohoo! !

Concubine Chu Guifei said in her heart: The emperor is too useless, he is so slow, if it were me, he would have swallowed Cheng Xiaochi, his flesh and blood.

Gao Zhao: Is the idol going to start a routine?Take notes! !

Gao Zhao stepped aside immediately.

Bai Jizhe glanced at mahjong: "This little thing, what rules?"

Cheng Xiaochi was enthusiastic about popularizing science to the emperor, while the others watched indifferently.

Concubine De: Yo, routine attack, tsk tsk tsk.

Gao Zhao: The idol pretends to be like that!

Concubine Chu: Knowing this trick, why did you go so early?

In fact, they all misunderstood, Bai Jizhe really doesn't know how to play.

In reality, Bai Jizhe is considered a standard genius in mathematics, so much so that he wrote the source code of the new mastermind and upgraded the mastermind when he was 18 years old.

However, he never had the chance to touch mahjong, and his only pastime is the nostalgic rivers and lakes online game he made.

Mathematics is the language of the universe, and those who know mathematics are not too stupid.

Cheng Xiaochi's few words of rules, he immediately understood, one to get started, two to bloom, three to all, four to thirteen.

Several people:? ? ?

The emperor smiled suddenly: "This thing is quite interesting. In the future, when I have free time, I will come to have fun with you."

Cheng Xiaochi's egg hurts.

After finally being able to chat and complain alone with his friends, now that the emperor has joined, he can't let himself go.

He has a good relationship with the emperor these days, so he didn't hold back: "Your Majesty, don't you need to read the memorial?"

Bai Jizhe: "The memorial can never be finished, and the widows should combine work with rest and relax."

Cheng Xiaochi: "Your Majesty Ninth Five-Year Honor, this gadget is not suitable for you."

Bai Jizhe: "I see the Queen Mother is playing with this thing, why can't I?"

Cheng Xiaochi: ...

Concubine Chu Gui was a little annoyed by this guy, after all, he couldn't kiss Concubine De in front of Cheng Xiaochi and the emperor.

After two rounds, Concubine Chu Guifei said that she was tired, and that she might have to visit her aunt soon, so she retreated first.

Concubine De almost spit out the tea in her mouth, you are a big aunt?

Soon, he understood, and immediately said: "Ah, I came to Kuishui on the same day as Concubine Chu, so I guess it will be soon, go back and get ready."

Cheng Xiaochi: Come as soon as you say it, it’s amazing.

The corners of Gao Zhao's mouth twitched in silence. These people can't even speak old sayings well. If it wasn't for Cheng Xiaochi's brains now and his usual stupidity, he would have already seen the clues.

The emperor also saw that these people were not reliable, but he didn't care because it was coming soon.

Cheng Xiaochi gritted his teeth, these guys who have no loyalty!

Cheng Xiaochi and the emperor were left alone at the scene, the mahjong table was put away, and the two walked side by side, walking among the pavilions.

As I walked, bean-sized raindrops suddenly fell.

The dense raindrops hit the pond, and there was a pattering sound. Soon, the picturesque garden was covered with a layer of rain and fog, hazy.

They had just come to the edge of the rockery.

Cheng Xiaochi's scalp went numb, and he dragged the emperor into another small pavilion. The rain made everyone a little flustered, but fortunately, some palace people had already seen that it was raining today, so they took out their umbrellas steadily and waited aside.

But, soon, he was driven far away.

Cheng Xiaochi breathed a sigh of relief for not entering the rockery. The royal garden in the mist and rain was so beautiful that Cheng Xiaochi looked up. The beautiful side neck and the black hair scattered behind were distinct in black and white, especially clear in the rain.

Bai Jizhi raised his hand to caress Cheng Xiaochi's side neck.

Cheng Xiaochi was startled, almost jumped away, turned to look at the emperor with unnatural eyes: "What's wrong?"

Bai Jizhe didn't say a word, he followed his side neck up, around the pinna, pressed his palm on the top of his head, and rubbed it.

Cheng Xiaochi didn't know why, so he felt very uneasy. The emperor has always been like this recently.

With inexplicably gentle eyes and inexplicably gentle movements, he prefers the crisp and neat dog emperor before.

oh oh oh.

But Cheng Xiaochi couldn't hate him, the current gentle emperor.

He was probably too embarrassed, after all, he was a straight man with capital letters in the first half of his life.The shame of a man asking him how he is is actually greater than the two comforting each other.

He couldn't understand himself either.

So when he was gently pressed on the pillar of the pavilion and kissed by the emperor, his mind went blank.

But the body is honest, buff helps him respond to everything.

The rain stopped, and the emperor took Cheng Xiaochi for a walk slowly after the rain, "You seem to be less ill, and you can hold the widow's hand now."

"Uh...it seems so."

Walking all the way, Cheng Xiaochi's mind was in a mess, is this a date?

It feels really weird to talk about love.

My heart beats so fast!

It's very different from the normal feeling when the physique is buffed, the heart seems to be flung back and forth by a feather

Why don't you just order it! ! !

Cheng Xiaochi really seemed to say that.

But while thinking this way, Cheng Xiaochi's butt disagreed.

It seems to say: Do you still have a conscience?Has your conscience been eaten by a dog?It's easy to bend, have you ever thought about my feelings?

Cheng Xiaochi: I thought about it!So now my conscience hurts!

In fact, Cheng Koike had a little bit of knowledge in this area in order to draw Japanese comics.

Once, I accidentally clicked into a gay forum——it was when a certain big guy was pursuing him persistently.

He saw countless stories of blood and tears on the forum, and he was so frightened that he deleted the boss.

Thinking wildly along the way, when Cheng Xiaochi came back to his senses, he no longer knew where he was, and there were some moving laborers and buildings about to rise in front of him.

"This is...?" He didn't remember such a place in the palace at all.

"A new palace."

"What palace is it?" Cheng Xiaochi glanced around and finally found his location, not far from the emperor's bedroom.

"The queen's bedchamber."

Cheng Xiaochi was stunned, queen, who is the queen?

Apart from him and Concubine Chu, there are no other concubines in the palace now, so...does the emperor want to establish Concubine Chu?

He tensed up immediately.

Concubine Chu Gui is fierce!If he was canonized, wouldn't his identity be exposed!This is not allowed!

Cheng Xiaochi, who was worried about his friends in the revolutionary friendship camp, immediately felt a sense of crisis.

"Is Your Majesty going to confer the title of Concubine Chu?" He asked cautiously.

Bai Jizhe smiled but didn't answer.

If he didn't answer, Cheng Xiaochi was even more worried, but he couldn't ask any further questions, so he could only say sullenly, "I overstepped."

After walking for a while, the emperor returned to the imperial study, and Cheng Xiaochi also returned to Baiyi Pavilion.

The next night, Cheng Xiaochi summoned his friends and announced the latest news—the emperor is about to become a queen!

Several people looked at him speechlessly.

Gao Zhao/De Concubine/Chu Guifei: "Did you know?"

Cheng Xiaochi was stunned, and looked at the little maid: "Even you know?"

The little maid: "Is there anyone in the palace who doesn't know?"

Cheng Xiaochi: ...

Cheng Xiaochi looked at the general who finally got in.

General: "More than half of the palace has been renovated, you don't know it now, do you?"

"Oh..." Cheng Xiaochi was very hurt, holding his head and drawing circles in the corner.

Gao Zhao comforted him a few words, and Cheng Xiaochi regained his strength: "Speaking of which, is the emperor going to attack Concubine Chu Guifei?"

Concubine Chu looked at him with complicated eyes: as long as you are happy.

Concubine De finally couldn't hold back anymore: "Silly hat, it's you, I thought you knew."

Cheng Xiaochi was stunned, his mouth opened slightly, revealing his white teeth, looking dumbfounded, he pointed to himself: "I...?"

"Well, you."

That palace was for the queen, and they said it was for Cheng Xiaochi, so the emperor wanted to make himself the queen?

Time seemed to stand still for a few seconds before Cheng Xiaochi yelled: "Damn it, aren't you? Are you kidding me?"

He thought for a while: "No, can the ministers in the court agree?"

General: "The military power has been taken away, who else dares to provoke him, one knife and one child!"

Cheng Xiaochi: ...

"This... no! This is not right! I have to ask myself." What does this guy want?

want to do?

Cheng Xiaochi scolded himself, why are you becoming more and more... hooligans.

Just as Cheng Xiaochi was fidgeting and thinking wildly, news suddenly came from outside.

The emperor flipped his cards!

who?

Needless to say, Chengchi!

The little eunuch holding the sign sent the news, he bowed his head respectfully, after all the name of the master in front of him was engraved on all the signs.

Cheng Xiaochi panicked, "What to do, what to do!"

Concubine Chu Gui was cruel and merciless: "It's okay, you go, take care of you, if you have anything to do, you can find brother!"

Cheng Xiaochi: "But the emperor... looks... very... gluttonous!"

Concubine Chu: "He hasn't touched you for so long, maybe he really has a hidden disease? I think he's just thunder and rain, so don't be cowardly!"

Cheng Xiaochi: ...

Before there was any time to discuss anything, Cheng Xiaochi was sent to the bath to rub a layer of skin, and then he was wrapped and carried to the emperor's bedroom.

He was scared, really scared.

When he was sent to the bedroom, the emperor was not in the bedroom, Cheng Xiaochi recovered a little blood, stretched out his hand from the quilt he was wrapped in, sat up slowly, and jumped away from the bed.

A bed is a very dangerous thing.

Especially this bed where he stayed for half a month.

He bounced around the bed, his heart was in a mess, the emperor walked into the bedroom, took a sip of water, took some things, and returned to the bed.

He looked at Cheng Xiaochi who was jumping around like a baby silkworm chrysalis, and laughed out loud.

Cheng Xiaochi didn't dare to go over, and first asked: "Your Majesty, I heard... you want to become a queen?"

The emperor nodded as an admission.

"Then I heard...it's me?"

The emperor nodded under Cheng Xiaochi's frightened eyes.

Cheng Xiaochi's face changed drastically: "This... this is really inappropriate!"

Bai Ji hooked his fingers, "Come here."

Cheng Xiaochi cried with a sad face: "Your Majesty, this is really inappropriate!"

"Don't be afraid." Bai Jixi said slowly: "Come here, or I will go over?"

Cheng Xiaochi jumped twice, suddenly lost his balance, and almost hit his head on the bedpost. At the critical moment, he was hugged by his long arms and hugged him full of arms.

With a blur in front of his eyes, Cheng Xiaochi felt as if he had fallen into the middle of the soft big bed.

The bed had to be turned over at least three times before it could fall off.

"Don't, don't do this, we have something to discuss."

Bai Jijie lowered his head, his hair brushed Cheng Xiaochi's nose: "I heard you're graduating soon?"

"What's the topic of the thesis?"

"Let's change the topic now, discussing the possibility of the ancient emperors having male queens."

Cheng Xiaochi collapsed for a moment, he opened his mouth, terrified to the extreme.

"you you……"

Before he could speak, he was so blocked that he couldn't utter a single word.

There are traps everywhere on the soft big bed, which is so soft that it catches the ankles, and there is a huge force from the ankles, and it sinks back quickly.

It was no longer clear whether it was caused by the physical buff, or against his will.

The muscles surrounding the arms are well defined, and faint blue veins can be seen vaguely.

Cheng Xiaochi was so scared that he didn't know where to go, he grabbed the hair that went down from his head in a panic.

……

"Three cakes."

"Fuck, [-]."

"Eat, two."

"Hu, give me the money."

Gao Zhao took a puff from the bags under his eyes, and said vicissitudes: "It seems that my brother will not come back today."

Concubine Chu was refreshed: "It's all right, it's all like this."

Concubine De is in high spirits: "The cp I knocked on can finally go to high speed, Mama loves you all!!"

General: "Finally play mahjong with you guys, woo woo woo."