Abnormal group wear

Cheng Xiaochi asked to go to Baiyun Temple, and there was a lot of discussion in the palace. In addition, Cheng Xiaochi didn't like to eat very much these days and was lethargic, so it was rumored that he had reached the pregnancy reaction period.

The maid opened her eyes wide and said, "Young Master Cheng is a reaction to pregnancy!"

"Your Majesty is probably taking advantage of Mr. Cheng's lack of response, so be lucky. After all, it's not lucky to be pregnant."

A few people said a word, as if they had seen the matter through.

This rumor spread immediately, and when Cheng Xiaochi returned to the cabinet, he always felt that the eyes of the palace people all the way were paying attention to the position below his chest.

The corner of his mouth twitched, enduring goosebumps, suppressed it, and didn't move.

Originally, they had planned to go to Baiyun Temple, so they went back to the hall to clean up, but at night, their hands were itchy again, and the four of them couldn't help but played mahjong all night.

When I woke up, I missed the hour.

When they arrived at the meeting point in a mess, they were all a little embarrassed. They didn't disrupt each other and got into their own carriages.

Concubine Li felt that she had been fascinated by her mind, so she got mixed up with Cheng Chi like this, and was also bewitched to indulge in folk gadgets.

It's just that she was seriously short of sleep at this time, she couldn't think so much, and fell asleep as soon as she got in the car.

Cheng Xiaochi had something on his mind, felt uneasy, couldn't sleep, and wanted to chat with Concubine De who was on the same page to calm himself down, but found that Concubine Li and Concubine De were asleep, and even Concubine Chu had put up a Do Not Disturb sign.

Cheng Xiaochi: ...

After 10 minutes, Cheng Xiaochi, who thought he would not fall asleep, soon fell asleep in the rickety carriage.

Opening his eyes, what Cheng Xiaoike saw was a shaky ceiling with incandescent lights and beautiful patterns.

The reason for the shaking in front of his eyes was that someone was performing some kind of mysterious ritual on Cheng Xiaochi's body.

Cheng Xiaochi opened his eyes wide and saw sweat dripping from the forehead of the person above him, almost dripping into his eyes.

He blinked and found himself in tears.

He moved his body, but heard the sound of metal colliding.

Cheng Xiaochi tried his best to see the face of the person on his body, but because of the strong light of the incandescent lamp, he could only see a mass of black under the backlight, and he could only see a pair of burning eyes in his black outline.

In a trance, his mind told him that you smelled the fragrance of cologne and heard a low voice: "Don't go."

Cheng Xiaochi woke up, his eyes were still swaying.

The carriage drove more than half of the distance, wobbly, and almost reached the foot of the mountain.

It must be a dream in spring, Cheng Xiaochi thought, but Cheng Xiaochi's illness has not yet healed, so he didn't react at all, he just felt a faint recollection of the dream just now in his center, and his hands and feet were numb, as if he had been sucked away from Yang Qi.

When we got to the foot of the mountain, we had to change the means of transportation. If the horse-drawn carriage couldn't get on, we needed to change to a manual sedan chair.

Concubine Li: "Oh, Mr. Cheng, why are you so pale? You haven't recovered from your illness yet, so I said you shouldn't come out and lie down. When will the child be born? Anyway, His Majesty loves you alone."

These words were full of sourness, but Concubine Li probably understood that Xiaochi had a temperament, anyway, she was outspoken, and with a strong jealousy, it didn't count as insidious.

If Concubine Chu Guifei is not a time traveler, Cheng Xiaochi is really afraid of her kind.

Cheng Xiaochi smiled on the surface: "You have to have a baby as soon as possible."

This is like drinking porridge as early as possible, so that it is neither salty nor bland.

Cheng Xiaochi told her that you had a baby at the age of 18, and you were only 18 when your son was 36. Your son gave birth at the age of 18, and you can have grandchildren at the age of 54. According to calculations, when you are 72 years old, you can have four generations under the same roof. .

Concubine Li's not-so-brilliant mind was actually caught by Cheng Xiaochi's nonsense, she said in a dazed voice, "But I can't give birth, Your Majesty will not be lucky with me."

Cheng Xiaochi: "Then you have to actively solve the problem."

Concubine Li's face suddenly changed: "You asked me to find..." Wild man!

Cheng Xiaochi: "I didn't say that, you said it yourself!"

In fact, what Cheng Xiaochi meant was, why don't you go to seduce the emperor?Maybe the emperor won't have to work so hard after being straightened by Concubine Li...

Concubine Chu's sedan chair was at the front, Cheng Xiaochi was at the back, and the one in front was Concubine Li. On the way to the top of the mountain, the weather was a bit muggy, and Cheng Xiaochi's pale face was flushed with heat.

Xuan Cidao had known in advance that a powerful person was coming, and had already prepared for it, but when he asked again, it turned out to be the male concubine from last time.

He was startled, this time he received the news that the imperial concubine in the palace was coming to ask for a child, could it be that the male concubine was really pregnant last time?

Then the palace man who came to send the news earlier said that this matter is true, and it has already been spread in the palace.

Taoist Xuanci did not expect that he was really so powerful.

Taoist Xuanci's master, Lao Guanzhu, wrote him a certificate of graduation, and said, you can be on your own in the future, and this Taoist retires early to rest.

Although Taoist Xuanci has been the head of the temple in name all these years, he has no real power. He didn't expect that because of this incident, he would directly become the supreme leader.

So when Cheng Xiaochi got off the sedan chair, his enthusiasm was like bees seeing a flower and buzzing around it.

"Ladies and gentlemen, it's getting late today, let's take a rest in the temple, and tomorrow morning, when the day is auspicious, we will perform the ceremony."

I personally agree, and I did want to spend the night here before.

Cheng Xiaochi was worried, so he went to ask Concubine Chu how things were, and Concubine Chu said there was no problem, don't worry, so can we play mahjong?

Then the four of them gathered again and had a hearty game of mahjong.

Gao Zhao couldn't follow Cheng Xiaochi, so he arranged for a little eunuch, saying that he could talk to the little eunuch if he had any problems, and would help him escape together.

Because they had to do the exercises the next day, they didn't dare to go to bed too late. Enduring the itching of their hands, they went to bed.

In the early morning of the next day, the huge ceremony began. It was not a particularly cumbersome ceremony for worshiping ancestors. This time it was a little simpler, and they didn't need to go up, they just needed to worship piously below.

After the ceremony, Cheng Xiaochi took a sip of the tea he was handed over, and conspired with Concubine Chu in a low voice, "Are we going to do it on the way back?"

Concubine Chu: "Well, don't worry."

Cheng Xiaochi was still a little worried, and in the end he regretted it a bit. If the emperor found out and brought him back, he would be eunuched.

At this time, Cheng Xiaochi thought of that dream.

That invisible face, as well as that metallic sound, gave him an inexplicable chill in his heart.

The ceremonies were soon over, and a few people ate a meal in the gymnasium for two, and then prepared to go down the mountain.

When going up the mountain, Concubine Chu was at the front, but when going down the mountain, Concubine Chu said that she forgot to take something and let Concubine Li go first.

At the end, the rankings became Concubine Li, Concubine De, Concubine Chu and Cheng Xiaochi.

Concubine Chu Gui said: "If you are sleepy, go to sleep."

Cheng Xiaochi: "It's so upside down, I'll be haunted even if I can sleep."

Concubine Chu Gui: "Then you sleep with me too."

Cheng Xiaochi wondered if there was something wrong with this person, would he have to sleep hard if he couldn't sleep?

Then the clever Cheng Xiaochi said in his heart, digging holes, he wants me to fall asleep, and then help me "social death"?

Cheng Xiaochi: "Okay, I understand brother."

Concubine Chu Gui didn't know why, he just thought that Cheng Xiaochi might die suddenly if he didn't sleep.

It's rare to sleep on purpose, but Cheng Xiaochi didn't sleep well at night and fell asleep easily. He only woke up when changing the carriage, and then fell asleep again.

He was a little surprised that he could really sleep for so long.

The carriage left the foot of the mountain and drove slowly towards the city. The journey went smoothly. No one noticed that something strange happened to the last carriage.

When the carriage went all the way back to the palace, the palace man called out a few words, but Cheng Xiaochi didn't respond, thinking he was asleep, when he opened the curtain, he realized that Cheng Chi was gone! !

Concubine De was also dumbfounded.

Why did the poker friends who were so fresh and so talented just disappear?

When Cheng Xiaochi woke up, he smelled a faint fragrance.

Someone reached out and gave him something to smell, and he woke up, still in the carriage, but not the original carriage.

A handsome and bold face appeared in front of his eyes.

"Is it General Chu...?" Cheng Xiaochi asked dryly.

General: "Exactly."

"You... are the one that Concubine Chu said to be the answer?" Asking her father to be the answer, Concubine Chu is indeed a ruthless person who can be a tauren for the emperor.

"Well, Lao Chu asked me to pick you up. How are you? Are you still dizzy? Do you want to eat? Do you want to pee? Do you want to drink water?"

Cheng Xiaochi was powerless to complain: What the fuck did you say to pee before drinking water?

Wait, Lao Chu? ?

Cheng Xiaochi: "No, I don't need anything, you..."

General: "That's a good thing! Play mahjong! I remember you took it with you! Walk around twice!"

Cheng Xiaochi: ...

"So you too..."

"Yes, let's not talk about this, play or not?" General Chu pointed to mahjong.

Cheng Xiaochi: "Fight, fight, fight!"

Then they called someone to play cards.

Cheng Xiaochi walked out of the city steadily, but instead of going all the way south, he squatted down in a nearby ravine.

The so-called safest place is the most dangerous place. When the emperor found out, he sent his pursuers to go south, and they came out and followed south slowly.

Cheng Xiaochi gave a thumbs up.

This is a courtyard, neither big nor small, it is a very remote place, it is almost impossible to tell from the outside that there is a small courtyard here.

Cheng Xiaochi played mahjong with General Chu until the dark, and later General Chu left because of something, and the deputy general played with Cheng Xiaochi again.

The lieutenant is actually a time traveler, and he was reused by the general because of time travel. In fact, he is an animal doctor in essence.

A few days passed, the weather was calm, until one day, they were playing mahjong again after dinner, Cheng Xiaochi said casually: "The emperor really doesn't love me, look, there are no pursuers."

The adjutant said with a big mouth, "It doesn't mean he doesn't love you, he just got impeached recently and has no time to take care of you, so don't be sad. I think we can see him in a while."

"I didn't say I was sad! Also, what impeachment?"

The adjutant knew that he had slipped the tongue and regretted it, but in the end he was tricked by Cheng Xiaochi with a comic book.

"The emperor didn't have a birthmark. The emperor had a birthmark when he was a child. Is there a laser to remove the birthmark now? This guy is not the emperor. The chief executive told the prime minister with a message. The general and the prime minister are now forcing the palace!"

Cheng Xiaochi: "Ah? Who is the head of the Ouchi?"

Adjutant: "Of course it's Director Gao, you don't know, he's also wearing clothes!"

Cheng Xiaochi's heart was full of turmoil. Why didn't Gao Zhao tell himself that the generals, adjutants, and concubine Chu all came from wearing clothes?

And... Cheng Xiaochi thought about it, and it seemed that Gao Zhao had asked him to do the birthmark.

This this……

Adjutant: "I don't know who can see the emperor's naked body. It's considered to be definite evidence, otherwise there is no breakthrough! Those who can see his body must be close people. The emperor was betrayed. Wouldn't he want to die of anger. "

Cheng Xiaochi cried and said, "Yeah, I must be pissed off."

The adjutant panicked: "Why are you crying? General, they will definitely not kill your husband, they will make you two a loving couple, don't cry!"

Cheng Xiaochi: "Your fucking eye has seen that I like the emperor!"

The adjutant was confused: "Then why are you crying? Isn't it good to run out?"

Cheng Xiaochi said in his heart, yes, why am I crying.

Why cry?

So weird.

So he wiped away his tears and said, "Should we play three more laps?"

The adjutant couldn't ask for more: "Okay, okay!"