Abnormal group wear

Wait, according to the emperor's words, didn't the emperor also see it?

Gosh! !

No, no, no, the emperor must have felt embarrassed to listen to Rainbow farts all the time, so he replied casually.But he must have been accidentally run away by his sand sculpture spirit...

How to listen to how sand sculpture.

Cheng Xiaochi's heart was in a mess, he didn't dare to answer, he said to himself, it's really embarrassing.

Fortunately, I don't know if the emperor is also embarrassed, neither of them spoke, and skipped the conversation just now in silence.

After washing his hands, Cheng Xiaochi returned to the carriage. After such an exciting thing happened, Cheng Xiaochi got under the thin blanket, pretending to be sleepy.

It was foggy at night in the field, and autumn was about to begin at the end of summer. To be honest, sleeping in a carriage was still a bit cold, but with a blanket, it was much better.

Soon, the emperor got into the carriage, and the carriage shook slightly. Cheng Xiaochi became nervous, feeling his palms were sweating, and he closed his eyes tightly.

The sand sculpture belongs to the sand sculpture, how can a straight man boast that he is big, he succumbs to the emperor's majesty before blowing rainbow fart, the emperor just accepts it, why did he reply, there is a feeling that this guy is flirting with him.

A stream of "calcium gas".

Fortunately, nothing happened next, and Cheng Xiaochi gradually fell asleep.

The next day, when I arrived in a new town, and had to rest for another day, Cheng Xiaochi, who was used to the bumps in the car and was about to vomit, saw the sweet and sour candied haws on the roadside, and his mouth was sour.

want to eat!

After booing in the wild last night, Cheng Xiaochi's fear of the emperor is no longer, but a subtle feeling, always feeling that the emperor is not as difficult to get along with as he thought before.

In terms of relationship, Cheng Xiaochi actually felt that he had established a little revolutionary (going to the bathroom together) friendship with the other party.

When he was in school, he could always hear him say that girls like to go to the bathroom in groups, so they form friendships, and there are toilet sisters.

The boys didn't understand, and Cheng Xiaochi was also puzzled, after all, boys don't like to go to the bathroom in groups.

After thinking about it for a while, the boys unzipped their trousers in groups, chatting with each other, and accidentally saw...

God, this picture is unimaginable.

But Cheng Xiaochi actually felt that he and the emperor had a revolutionary friendship. After all, we have boasted to each other in business. You are very talented, and the young master is not young!

Thinking of this, Cheng Xiaochi became more courageous, and made a bold move, grabbing the emperor's sleeve: "Young master, young master, buy me a string of candied haws!!"

Cheng Xiaochi felt that the atmosphere froze for a moment. He didn't know if it was Cheng Xiaochi's own illusion or it was real. In short, it was very weird...

He asked the emperor to buy it because he had no money. If he had money, he would have bought it by himself a long time ago. He looked at the emperor, and the emperor had a strange expression on his face.

At this time, Gu Yun, who had been silent all this time, coughed lightly: "Young master, I can go buy it, how many skewers do you want?"

"Young Master?" Cheng Xiaochi was stunned.

That's right, it's not the young master, is it the empress, the little princess?

"This is more convenient." Gu Yun said.

Cheng Xiaochi looked at the emperor, who touched his cuff and said, "How many strings do you want?"

what! ?

Cheng Xiaochi was shocked.

"No, no, master, I can just buy it myself!"

The emperor smiled, "Since you are the young master and the widow is the young master, do you want to change your title?"

"what?"

Young master and young master, that corresponds to brotherhood?

Brother?

He choked his throat suddenly, "Then... what's it called?"

Gu Yun was outside, thinking that Cheng Xiaochi didn't understand seniority, "Of course it's brother!"

Cheng Xiaochi opened his mouth, feeling a little ashamed, suddenly called Brother Ren for no reason, always felt very uncomfortable, and a little subtle.

But the emperor looked like I was waiting.

It's inexplicable, what's going on with this dog emperor.Cheng Xiaochi suddenly understood that the dog emperor just liked to tease him, he still remembered the prawn incident, the dog emperor shook him and trembled back and forth, secretly laughing at him.

Forget it, just laugh, and you won't lose your skin.

"elder brother……"

Cheng Xiaochi's voice was full of vigor and vitality, but this "Brother" sounded fluttering.

The emperor was very satisfied: "Want to eat?"

"Hmm..." In fact, he didn't really want to eat anymore.

"it is good."

Gu Yun was outside: "Young master, just wait, I'll go buy it."

Just as Gu Yun finished speaking, a hand was stretched out from the car to open the door curtain, and then Gu Yun saw his majesty coming out, asking him for money.

The emperor asked him for money, and his life was reduced!But Gu Yun was in charge of money, so he quickly took out a stack of bank notes and handed it to the emperor, who continued to look at him, but Gu Yun didn't know why.

Emperor: "Broken silver."

Oh! !

Gu Yun secretly thought that he was stupid, and quickly took out a small piece of silver and handed it to the emperor.

Cheng Xiaochi never thought that the emperor would actually buy candied haws for him in person, so he wanted some money, but when he called his brother, the dog emperor actually went to buy it!

From the window, he saw the emperor wearing a crescent-white robe, walking towards the candied haws handsomely and handsomely, and then Chaoji bought a few bunches of candied haws unnaturally, the whole action was extremely embarrassing.

Inexplicably, Cheng Xiaochi's heart beat faster, what's going on?The emperor has a soft policy towards himself?

Seeing the emperor dressed in luxurious clothes, buying candied haws with a few pieces of silver, and finally returning with an embarrassed face, Cheng Xiaochi's heartbeat accelerated and he couldn't stop.

And the guards: Damn, is the guy in the car so favored?

Also, how could it be brought out if it is not favored?

Cheng Xiaochi, who is very favored, said that he is also very confused!

The emperor came back holding some candied haws, Cheng Xiaochi subconsciously said, "I only want one."

The emperor who felt that he suddenly had a brain problem said coldly: "I don't have any copper coins. He said he would give them all directly. I don't want them, so I just took a few. If you don't eat them, throw them away."

Cheng Xiaochi:! !

"All of them are fine too! I'll eat all I can eat along the way!"

The emperor didn't speak, with an expression that no matter how much you talk, you won't have any. Cheng Xiaochi immediately shut up and took the candied haws.

He took a bite on one, rubbed the crispy syrupy skin, and bit off one, the crispy skin exploded, almost falling into the car.

Ow! !

Cheng Xiaochi quickly wrapped the whole hawthorn in one gulp.

Then a situation was created, not up and down, and finally Cheng Xiaochi dragged the whole one off from the top, but the other one followed, so they had to put it in his mouth to chew together.

When the crisis was resolved, Cheng Xiaochi heaved a sigh of relief, raised his head, met the emperor's gaze, and was startled.

The emperor casually leaned against the wall of the carriage, resting his chin with one hand, staring at Cheng Xiaochi's mouth biting candied haws.

Cheng Xiaochi froze when he wrapped the candied haws in his mouth just now, with one candied haws stuffed on the left and one candied haws stuffed on the right, looking like a hamster.

"Delicious?" The emperor frowned suspiciously.

"Howl!"

After Cheng Xiaochi finished speaking, he quickly covered his mouth, for fear that he would be like a pea shooter and shoot the candied haws in his mouth at the emperor, and his head would fall on the spot.

After chewing, Cheng Xiaochi told the emperor the taste of the candied haws and wanted him to taste it.

"Brother... this candied haws are sweet and sour, delicious, crunchy on the outside, hawthorn inside, sweet and sour, not greasy at all."

The emperor seemed to be moved by Cheng Xiaochi's words, but when he thought of the dirty little girl who just sold things, he changed his mind instantly.

Although the emperor was curious, he didn't eat in the end. After resting for a day, he continued on the road.

After a few days, Cheng Xiaochi's butt hurt from sitting, and he rolled around in the car.Gu Yun said that this time, it will be three days and three nights, and then he will be able to go to Jiangnan.

Three more days...!

Fortunately, it is not very far away. Cheng Xiaochi has seen a map of this world before. Their capital is not very far north, not far from Jiangnan. If it is farther away, it will take ten days and a half months of carriage. He would rather explode in place .

The Jiangnan of this era is also different from the Jiangnan of Cheng Xiaochi's time. It is not in the same location, and the map has become very strange. It should not be on the same timeline, but rather a parallel space.

After two days of tossing around in the mountains, Cheng Xiaochi's physique buffs have been worn down a bit, and it's no problem to bump into the emperor occasionally, especially at night when he sleeps, he's always easy to get close to each other, and occasionally wakes up, and gets entangled .

The further south we went, the more humid the air was. Finally, in the darkness before dawn, when Cheng Xiaochi woke up, Gu Yun told him that he was about to arrive in the south of the Yangtze River.

He opened the door curtain and looked outside. They were slowly approaching a bluestone city gate. There were many small black spots coming and going outside the gate, which looked extremely prosperous.

"Remember?" The emperor's voice appeared behind Cheng Xiaochi.

After being reminded by Ta Yi, Cheng Xiaochi remembered that he was originally from Jiangnan. Fortunately, his accent matched this place, and it seemed to be the delicate and gentle ending of the south.

"Actually, it's okay..." Cheng Xiaochi returned to the carriage, but he still couldn't help jumping for joy, but there was another question—whether he would be exposed!

How can I make myself look more like a Jiangnan man?

There are countless ideas in Cheng Xiaochi's mind, but none of them work, so forget it, let's adapt!

After thinking about it, he entered the city. Everything in the city was undoubtedly novel, but Cheng Xiaochi had to pretend to be familiar with everything, and looked paralyzed at the small stalls coming and going and the big beauty with obvious southern style.

Soon, they arrived at an expensive-looking inn with a golden signboard and two huge pots of bonsai at the door. The name of the inn was Yaokelou.

A few people opened a room, Xiaoer took them up, even if it was Tianzi No.[-], Cheng Xiaochi was a bit disgusted, it was far worse than the palace.

Fortunately, it is much better than a carriage.

It's just that Cheng Xiaochi and the emperor want to live in one room, and I hope the emperor doesn't suddenly go crazy and pinch himself in the middle of the night.

Tired from the journey all the way, Cheng Xiaochi took advantage of the fact that the emperor went out and didn't know what to do to find the guards, took a cold shower, and then fell into a drowsy sleep. Cheng Xiaochi didn't wake up until there was a noise in the room.

"His Majesty……?"

Cheng Xiaochi woke up and changed his words: "Brother?"

"Ah."

Cheng Xiaochi stood up, gave way to the emperor, and took a sip of water. The sound of pattering rain came from outside the window. Cheng Xiaochi liked the feeling of Jiangnan Rain Lane, so he opened a window to look outside.

As soon as it was opened, there was a sudden thunder and lightning. The lightning was like an electric dragon, and it flashed across the air, as if splitting the night in two. Maybe someone opened the window to watch, and Cheng Xiaochi heard the sound——"Could it be Is there a fellow Taoist here who is crossing the catastrophe?"? ? ?

Cheng Xiaochi was dumbfounded, is that what he thought?

But when Cheng Xiaochi opened the window and looked out, the windows on the left and right were closed, and he didn't know which one it was.

His mind was confused and he set off a huge wave. Could it be... there are people who travel through?

Thinking of this, my heart beat faster, and even a little excited, the emperor looked over: "Huh? What's the matter?"

Cheng Xiaochi quickly closed the window: "It's nothing, it's raining heavily outside, it's cool."

Getting back under the covers, the emperor went to bed, and Cheng Xiaochi's thoughts were in a mess, but he was not in the mood to think about that fellow daoist just now, but leaned in as much as possible.

This bed doesn't look like a palace, it's relatively small, and the two of them are bound to get close together.Cheng Xiaochi stuck his whole body against the wall, so he didn't touch it.

As soon as he closed his eyes, he heard the emperor say: "The widow is a scourge?"

Cheng Xiaochi shuddered: "No...Caomin is just worried that you won't be used to sleeping."

The emperor said slowly: "False words."

Cheng Xiaochi: ...

"Actually, grassroots hysteria is serious. It's best not to touch people. It's easy..."

"Easy what?"

"There is a reaction that shouldn't be there..." Cheng Xiaochi blushed.

The emperor suddenly became interested: "The reaction that shouldn't be? Oh? The last time?"

Cheng Xiaochi was speechless. For a straight man, the opponent in front of him had caused his shame to explode, and his blood pressure soared.The last time, did you mean the rockery?

Then Cheng Xiaochi listened again: "Isn't it right to react to the widow? Not doing so is the crime of deceiving the emperor."

what……?

Cheng Xiaochi was spared by this logic for a while, and then he remembered that if he was sent to the palace as a male favorite, it must be...

And last time Cheng Xiaochi said that he only had feelings for the emperor.

day.

Thinking about it this way, my reaction to the emperor indirectly saved my life.

Cheng Xiaochi: "Yes, right..."

"But the widow is a little tired today, go to sleep, and talk about it next time."

next time……! ?

Cheng Xiaochi's heart was suspended, his whole body is not well, what's the meaning of next time!

The emperor squinted at the young man in the dark, and could vaguely see the other person's expression, which was somewhat vivid and ever-changing, and his rather cold physique was showing a faint tendency to rise.

For one night, Cheng Xiaochi couldn't concentrate on sleeping, and because he slept for a while before, he didn't feel sleepy at all, but the emperor was right next to him, and he seemed to be able to bump into him just by turning his head, so he didn't dare to move at all. just fell asleep.

Early the next morning, Cheng Xiaochi got up. It seemed that he had a mission today. He called for breakfast and finished eating. Several people went down. Just as he was about to leave the inn, Cheng Xiaochi was stopped by the owner of the inn.

Boss: "Hey! Isn't this Mr. Cheng!? You're back?"

Cheng Xiaochi turned around:? ?what's the situation?

At this time, many people's attention was attracted. Some people recognized Cheng Xiaochi one after another, and said in surprise: "Hey, it's really Mr. Cheng. Who is this? Is this a friend you brought from the capital?"

"You're back. Miss Shen misses you. I miss you every day. I miss you so much that I cry and say that I won't marry you!"

"Miss Zhou also said that she was waiting for you on the Magpie Bridge every day! I heard that I am sick of missing you!"

"..."

Cheng Xiaochi: …………? ? ? ?

Before becoming Xiaochi, he thought of thousands of possibilities, but he just didn't think of this——Yuan was actually a playboy! !

"And Miss Zhao, whom you redeemed for her!"

"Miss Chen from the west of the city never forgets your love poems!"

Cheng Xiaochi turned his head to look at the emperor, the emperor had a half-smile on his face, Cheng Xiaochi's scalp was numb, and he immediately clarified: "No... Actually, I don't like girls, I'm just friends with them!"

Immediately afterwards, someone spoke: "Hey, that's right! The young master of Zhao Yuan's family is squatting at you every day at Jiangchunlou, where you often go!! You might still meet him now!!"

Cheng Xiaochi was stunned on the spot: What the hell are you waiting for me here?

What happened to the original body! ?Are men and women not taboo?Give me a way out! ! ! !