Abnormal group wear

"what……?"

Cheng Xiaochi looked dazed, but soon, he was put on his clothes and sat on the chariot heading out of the palace.When they arrived outside the palace, they changed to another carriage and went all the way to the outside of the city.

It was not yet dawn, and it was pitch black outside. When we got out of the city, we saw that the sky was gray, and the sun was probably coming out soon.

The imperial city is divided into the east city and the west city. One side is a residential area and the other is a commercial area. Their carriages bypass these two places and take a very clean road, so the road outside is very quiet, and Cheng Xiaochi has no chance to see the ancient market. .

Although he was very excited when he left the palace for the first time, he soon became sleepy when the scenery passing by outside the window was the same.

The emperor sat on the side, lowering his head and seemed to be resting, but in fact he had been paying attention to Cheng Xiaochi's movements.

The young man always opened the curtains, peeked out, then peeked at himself a few times, found that he hadn’t paid attention to him, and then peeked a few more times, and now it’s probably the freshness, and he started to feel sleepy leaning on the cushions, looking Like a lazy cat.

Interesting.

Ever since that rockery, Ji Zhen has been very interested in Chengchi.Choking his neck was just a test, but at the beginning he really wanted to "destroy the corpse and wipe out the traces". After all, the other party heard something, but he changed his mind amidst the other party's struggle and rapid breathing.

He felt his own strangeness, that impulsive feeling, which he had never experienced before. He imprisoned a person under his hands and controlled everything about the other person, including his life. The other person could not escape.

While the other party was struggling, he was still trembling. At first he thought it was fear, fear, or the reaction of a person on the verge of death, but he didn't expect that it would be another kind of "reaction".

While a little shocked, he felt that he had found something very interesting, something that could be observed and teased for a long time.

So at that moment, he changed his mind.After letting go of him, he tried it out, and it turned out that the other party really reacted to him.

At that moment, he felt that he might also be a little bit out of control, so he left a word, turned around and left.Back in the bedroom, he couldn't deny that he had the same reaction as the other party.

Realizing this, he began to feel unhappy, he never put too much emotion in the hands of others, let alone sex/desire, and probably never was provoked by others.

After all, the role of the emperor should never be taken lightly, but the little white rabbit that he bumped into, how can people not look at it more.After looking at it a few more times, an idea came to mind——make him cry, hurt him.

He was surprised by his own thoughts, but he also found that he had a key to open the basement.

It's a pity to die, it's better to keep it in your hands.

"Where are you?" The young man's voice sounded, and the emperor withdrew his thoughts.

Cheng Xiaochi slept for another 10 minutes, his voice seemed a little hoarse, his upturned eyes produced a kind of sexy out of thin air, and his tail voice rose slightly, as if he was trying to seduce others unconsciously.

Of course, Cheng Xiaochi didn't feel that he was tempted, he felt that he was sure now, with oily face, red eyes, and wet tears in the corners of his eyes.

After a while, he realized that he had been covered with a thin quilt, and he was curled up, and the movement of the carriage became less ups and downs.

The emperor was also sitting on the side covered with a quilt. He was half lying down, holding a book in his hand. Cheng Xiaochi subconsciously touched the book in his arms, but luckily it was still there.

He slowly raised his body, and the people driving outside disliked the door curtain: "In half an hour, we will arrive in Haiyang City, and we will stop for supplies and stay for a day."

The emperor closed the book and turned to look at the young man: "Hungry?"

Cheng Xiaochi was flattered, turned his head to look at the emperor, his misty eyes were filled with vigilance: "Is Your Majesty hungry?"

"Outside the palace, don't call me Your Majesty."

That's right, it can't be called, and if it doesn't, it will be exposed, so what should it be called?Cheng Xiaochi has watched ancient TV dramas, and usually calls him master, young master or something for private visits in micro-services.

"...What's that called?"

He tentatively asked, "Master?"

The emperor frowned, sir, this old word irritated him.

"Old widow?"

Cheng Xiaochi immediately understood, and quickly shook his head, "No, no, you look younger than me, so you are called a young master...?"

The person sitting outside came up with an idea: "Why don't you just call me Young Master?"

"Okay, that's a good idea!" Cheng Xiaochi immediately agreed.

Being in the same space as the emperor, Cheng Xiaochi always felt nervous. He used to draw this kind of ruthless attack with an aura that can keep people away thousands of miles away and can make the temperature drop.

Now that I met him, he said——I'm sorry!I will never draw again!It's scary!

Wait, Cheng Xiaochi feels something is wrong with his thoughts, what a cruel attack!It is impotence attack!

No, no, it's cold...

Wait, why does it have to be Gongshou! ! !

Cheng Xiaochi had a battle between heaven and man in his mind, and his expression changed. While the emperor looked down at the book, he took a panoramic view of the other party's expression from the corner of his eye, and raised his eyebrows. He was amused by the richness of the other party's expression.

Sitting outside and driving the car was the emperor's confidant, his personal bodyguard Gu Yun, who could almost be said to be the emperor's most trusted person.

There were many personal guards around the ancient emperors, possibly hundreds or even thousands, but there were only a few who were most trusted.And those few people are generally omnipotent, powerful people with eighteen martial arts.

Although their positions cannot be disclosed to the public, the benefits are quite high, and most of the guards who have become such "invisible people" do not like to show their faces, but like to hide in the dark, which is exactly what they want.

Cheng Xiaochi felt a little panicked: "You just brought a guard...?"

This can't work, if someone knows in advance that the emperor is going to leave the palace and sends a team of people to hijack him, wouldn't it be game over?

The cost of usurping the throne is too low! !

As soon as he said this, voices sounded from around the carriage: "Your Majesty, you are wrong, and I/I/I/I..."

These voices even echoed in the open forest.

Cheng Xiaochi: ...? ?

Unable to hold back, he let out a smile, and was so shocked that he ignored the title of empress, and even began to imagine whether these people were sticking to the outside of the carriage, or whether some of them were still stuck under the carriage.

Thinking of this, he really couldn't hold back, he hiccupped laughingly under the blanket, and when he came out again, his face was so red with laughter that Xiaochi met the emperor's scrutiny, his smile suffocated, and he got out of the thin blanket.

He has to be careful with the emperor!In order not to be found loopholes!

There was still half an hour, Cheng Xiaochi couldn't stay still, he looked outside from time to time, opened the curtain from time to time, and finally aimed at the emperor.

"Your Majesty, what are you looking at?"

The emperor flew over with dissatisfied eyes, Cheng Xiaochi realized later, and changed his address: "Hey, young master."

The emperor's expression relaxed, Cheng Xiaochi seemed to have discovered some big secret, he could understand the emperor's expression, and it was easy to understand?

He was shocked, but cautious.

"Let's read together?" The emperor pushed the book on his hand.

Cheng Xiaochi: "Sure!"

He saw a few large-character book covers on the book, which were probably about water conservancy projects...

Cheng Xiaochi immediately sketched out the emperor's usual busyness in his mind, even this kind of thing must be looked at, whether he usually has to control the water, or an engineer in modern times?architect?

It's so pitiful, I definitely don't have time to read comics on weekdays.

Cheng Xiaochi is just a pseudo-art worker who can't be more vulgar. For him, life is happy.

He started from refusing his parents to follow his father's old path, and put aside the end-of-life days at a glance. He was more curious about life, but whether it was the same. After knowing that he paid more attention to the process rather than the result, he was much more relaxed. .

It's just that life not only has poetry and distant places, but also food and clothing, so it is only natural that he was also a comic migrant worker struggling to get food and clothing online.

Sometimes he would be sour on the life of the rich, but later found that, except for the rich second generation who gnawed at the old people and talented geniuses, those big bosses who made their own money were too busy to keep their feet on the ground. I can eat.

In particular, he knows a few people who work in finance, and it is said that they sleep four hours a day...

The emperor in front of him is even worse, he has to go to court early in the morning, and sleeps late at night, no wonder there is no ****...

He was a little curious about the other emperors, would he still be able to get up in the morning?

Or snore after 10 minutes?

In just a few seconds before him, Cheng Xiaochi's strange mind thought of a lot of messy things.

After the emperor took the book at hand, Cheng Xiaochi couldn't understand it and began to feel sleepy again. The emperor soon noticed that Cheng Xiaochi was not interested in the book at all, but he still pointed to the contents of the book and explained it a little.

Cheng Xiaochi didn't know much about it, and his expression looked so powerful, and the emperor's expression became very relaxed.

Cheng Xiaochi:! !

(⊙⊙) So the emperor ate rainbow farts?

He thought about it carefully, and it seemed that when the princess was about to attack his little brother, she also farted a few words on the emperor——only reacted to you.

He seemed to have a relaxed expression at that time, too.

That's it!

And since he is now on the same boat as the emperor, there is no need to worry too much about his life...

Thinking of this, Cheng Xiaochi finally understood the way to get along with the emperor.

"This book is so profound, young master, it's really amazing that you can understand it!"

"Hmm." The emperor raised his eyebrows.

"Master, what do you mean here?"

"Here..." the emperor explained after a while.

Cheng Xiaochi cheered: "You are amazing! You understand everything!"

"Ah."

The emperor replied with single words or nasal sounds every time, but Cheng Xiaochi felt that the other party's mood had improved visibly with the naked eye, and the curvature of the corners of his mouth was upward.

After going back and forth like this, the atmosphere in the car became extraordinarily good, and Cheng Xiaochi became less nervous about the emperor, and began to raise his tail.

The few shadow guards outside the car all have black lines. When did His Majesty handle it so easily? Is this method true?Why didn't they think of...

But when I think about it, it's only for the empress to use it. If they use it, they might——clamor, cut their tongues!

After chatting like this for a while, Cheng Xiaochi felt that the flattering was enough, and it would be a bit too much to continue shooting, and then he calmed down. After a while, the person outside the door reminded: "We are going to Haiyang Town."

After a while, a noisy sound came from a distance. Cheng Xiaochi felt itchy and wanted to stretch his head to look. After waiting for a while, the sound gradually became louder. He really couldn't wait, so he lifted his head to take a look.

In front is the city gate. There are ancient people coming and going. Everyone holds some goods in their hands. It can be seen that they are very rich, and everyone has a happy or energetic expression on their faces.

It seems that although the emperor has a bad temper, he can govern the country pretty well.

After passing the city gate, the car stopped after walking for a long time. At this time, it was already bright, and there were sellers of sesame seed cakes, steamed buns, and some candy outside, especially a little girl selling candied haws.

Ziliu, he took a deep breath, put his head on the back of his head, and said, "Jiangnan is not as prosperous as this side?"

He just wanted to answer, how do I know what Jiangnan is like, but I realized something was wrong after knowing it.

That's right, this body is from Jiangnan!

"The landforms and customs are very different, and the folk customs are also quite different!"

"Oh."

The emperor's cloud was calm, and it seemed that what he said just now was meaningless.

But Cheng Xiaochi wiped his sweat secretly, and even suppressed his thoughts about candied haws, there will be chances in the future!

They stayed in Haiyang City for a day, and to Cheng Xiaochi, everything was new, even though he was captured by a strong man and went out to accompany him, all this was undoubtedly new to him, and he was quite happy.

After staying for one night, they went on the road again, and in the next few days, Cheng Xiaochi's freshness was completely exhausted.

There was a churn in my stomach, I just felt that something was about to burst out——— Transform, Ultraman!

He's going to throw up.

The carriage is no different than a car, and it also has shock absorbers. This is a real force. When it goes up and down, it is bumpy.

"Wait a while!!!" Cheng Xiaochi gritted his teeth and said, but the carriage hadn't stopped yet, and the emperor said shyly, "Stop."

As soon as the car stopped, Cheng Xiaochi covered his mouth and rushed out, spit out everything, including the sesame seed cakes that the emperor had kindly bought in the morning.

Cheng Xiaochi's hand holding the tree trembled slightly, and his legs trembled greatly. He went to take out the handkerchief in his arms, and stretched out a hand in front of him to hand the handkerchief to him.

It turned out to be the emperor, he didn't know when he would get off the car.

Cheng Xiaochi thanked him with a little trepidation, wiped his mouth, and said embarrassedly: "I'll return it to you after I wash it clean. I'm too weak to delay the trip. I'm sorry..."

Emperor: "The mountains are far away, you are too weak, I can let them slow down."

To be slow means to suffer a longer period of bumps, Cheng Xiaochi shook his head again and again: "It's okay, it's okay, it doesn't matter if you go faster, it hurts people if you are slow, short-term pain is worse than long-term pain!"

The emperor raised his eyebrows: "Okay."

Back in the car, Cheng Xiaochi was sick, sitting on a corner, and the carriage really sped up, and the bumps became more severe, and Cheng Xiaochi got used to it.

"Wow!" I don't know if the wheel of the car hit some big rock, a huge bump, and Cheng Xiaochi hit the wall with a bang.

QAQ, it hurts!

Cheng Xiaochi's eyes were filled with tears, this moment really hurt, in order not to let himself be knocked again, he tried his best to move towards the middle, just moved a bit, a pair of arms embraced him.

Cheng Xiaochi:! ! !

The emperor seemed to be very understanding, he hugged Cheng Xiaochi and kept him steady, and the two of them just lay in the middle of the carriage.

Can……

Physique buff: Hey bro, don't forget me.

Cheng Xiaochi's blood rushed to his head in an instant, wait, he really didn't know if it was blood rushing to his head or some kind of white liquid.

The faint smell of cologne on the emperor's body washes away the true sense of smell.

One of Cheng Xiaochi's brothers perked up uncomfortably.

After holding back for a while, Cheng Xiaochi really couldn't do it, and was afraid that he would do something bad, "Your Majesty... are you not hot?"

His face was flushed, and when the emperor looked down, Cheng Xiaochi still had undried tears in the corner of his eyes.

"Call the young master."

"Master, aren't you hot?"

Ah ah ah, when, what do you call it! !I'm about to turn into a beast! !

"Well, not hot."

"I feel hot……"

An artist who doesn't know what kind of physique endured very hard! !The suffering of the people, the emperor, you have to experience it! !

But the emperor didn't let him go, approached him suddenly, startled Cheng Xiaochi, he buried himself in Cheng Xiaochi's shoulder, sucked in the tip of his nose, Cheng Xiaochi froze, couldn't help asking: "What smell... ?”

Emperor: "It doesn't smell good."

Cheng Xiaochi: ...

Of course it smells bad!Vomit again!Sweating again!I haven't showered for a day and a half!

"Your Majesty... the young master should stay away..."

Probably because it was really interesting, the emperor let go of Cheng Xiaochi, and Cheng Xiaochi felt much better, no, it was even more unpleasant, neither up nor down.

QAQ.

As soon as he lay down, Cheng Xiaochi heard gurgling, the emperor raised his head to drink water, Cheng Xiaochi raised his head, his Adam's apple rolled and swallowed water, which gave Cheng Xiaochi who was still excited just now a huge visual impact, which fully highlighted the male hormones. The Adam's apple goes up and down with the sound.

The man in front of him was completely in line with Cheng Xiaochi's aesthetics, so Cheng Xiaochi couldn't help but licked his lips, "I want to... drink water."

He got up to see if there were any other water bags, and the emperor handed them to him.

This, this... just drank it! !

Cheng Xiaochi, who always draws love comics, subconsciously thought of a word, indirect kissing.

He swallowed his saliva, how bad this is! !

But when he sees someone drinking water, his mouth feels parched, and drinking some water can suppress his little brother's excitement.

The emperor just stared at him like this, Cheng Xiaochi quickly took it over, raised his head and just took a bite, telling himself not to care about these things, men are afraid of it...

"Cough, cough, cough..." Because Cheng Xiaochi was thinking too much, he didn't pay attention to the angle of his hands, so he choked, and the water flowed down his neck into his clothes.

He hurriedly wiped it with something, but found that the emperor was staring at him at this moment, narrowing his beautiful narrow eyes, watching his every move, Cheng Xiaochi suddenly didn't dare to move.

Looking at it this way, Cheng Xiaochi's fire became even bigger and blazing.

Fortunately, someone appeared at this moment and saved Cheng Xiaochi's life! ! !

"Young master, it's getting dark. The next town is still more than ten miles away. I think we'll have to stay overnight. There's an open space to the left in front of us. What do you think?"

Cheng Xiaochi: You will be my brother from now on! !

The emperor frowned, as if he was a little upset, but he didn't say anything. With a hum, the carriage turned slightly, and then stopped.

There is still a lot to eat, Cheng Xiaochi was tired all day, tired and sleepy and threw up, after eating and drinking half a bag of water, he was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes, slipped a little bit, and soon fell asleep.

In the middle of the night, Cheng Xiaochi woke up. He had a dream. He dreamed that he was desperately looking for a toilet...

As expected of time travel, even looking for the toilet was looking for an ancient dry toilet, and when he was about to solve it, he stepped on a silk handkerchief...

wake up.

Then he realized that he was really suffocating. He glanced at his side. The emperor was sleeping peacefully. He got up quietly, not daring to make any big movements, for fear that something would accidentally leak out.

Finally, when I got out of the carriage, it was pitch black, a little scary, but no matter what I was afraid of, it was no match for the pain in my bladder.

Taking advantage of the moonlight, he found a place that seemed to be relatively hidden, and solved it quickly.

Halfway through the solution, he froze suddenly. He heard footsteps, and then saw a figure walking over, his movements were basically the same as those he had just done.

Cheng Xiaochi turned his head and saw the emperor...

The emperor's handsome appearance is particularly profound under the night light, but... the scene at this moment is really unbearable to look at.

Cheng Xiaochi couldn't hold back halfway through the meeting, so he could only greet the emperor: "Hehe, what a coincidence, young master, you are also here to pee, it's a pleasure to meet you."

What the fuck am I talking about.

emperor:……

The emperor turned his head, and when Cheng Xiaochi turned his head to look at him, it was hard not to see something, and he subconsciously compared it.

It's really subconscious, absolutely, any man will compare subconsciously!

Cheng Xiaochi was hairy all over, he quickly shook his head, turned around and left, returned to the carriage, washed his hands with the water in the water bag, and the emperor came back.

"Wash me too."

Cheng Xiaochi: "Oh..."

He poured out the water little by little, the emperor rubbed his slender and strong knuckles, shook the water, and suddenly asked, "Did you see it?"

"What..." Cheng Xiaochi's eyebrows twitched.

"Is it big?"

Cheng Xiaochi's heart is full of dogs! ! !Big sister! !

Even if there are thousands of grass and mud passing by in his heart, he can only twitch the corners of his mouth and fart rainbows.

"You are the biggest in the world, I have never seen such a big one, you are absolutely talented!!!"

emperor:……

The emperor was a little speechless, turned his head to see the vivid expression on the young man's face, and suddenly said, "Well, you are not young."

Cheng Xiaochi: ……………

Is the Dog Emperor bragging about his business! ! !

are you crazy! !