Abnormal group wear

When Gao Zhao told Cheng Xiaochi about the matter, Cheng Xiaochi expressed a bewildered expression: "What are you talking about?"

Gao Zhao repeated it, and Cheng Xiaochi, who was in a period of confusion, finally came back to his senses, and let out a groan.

"Poisonous?"

The memories of yesterday came flooding back, his eyes turned black, and he almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

Cheng Xiaochi told Gao Zhaoyuan exactly what happened, Gao Zhao couldn't breathe from laughing, his double chin trembled like Dongpo's flesh, duangduang's.

"You, you, hahaha, why do you look like a primary school student, returning bricks, how long has that thing been eliminated."

Cheng Xiaochi: "Anyway, I'm happy."

"I heard that Baiyun Peak is crowded today, all of them are begging for a child!" Gao Zhao added fuel.

Cheng Xiaochi: ...

"It is said that there are a few gay couples who specially spend a lot of money..." Gao Zhao joked,

Cheng Xiaochi vomited blood: "Did you see the pool outside?"

Gao Zhao didn't understand what he meant: "I saw it, what's the matter?"

"If you say it again, I'll jump off."

The water in Gao Zhao's mouth almost spit out: "Hahaha, don't you big brother, if you go down now, you will die twice."

"Go away!"

Gao Zhao laughed enough to become Xiaochi, and the two chatted for a while, Gao Zhao said: "Speaking of which, the emperor is very mysterious on weekdays, and he never let anyone wait on him at night, except for washing, almost no one is kept in the bedroom, will he know?" Is there any dark secret?"

Cheng Xiaochi was baffled by these words, and gave Gao Zhao a blank look: "You are in front of him all day long, and you don't even know, you ask me? Hehe."

"No, no, even I don't know what he does at night. I read a book before going to bed, and I know that when he wants to sleep, he will drive me away. That guy probably has something shady, or else It’s just that there are some weird birthmarks on her body.”

"So mysterious?" Cheng Xiaochi thought for a while, "Maybe he likes to post it by himself at night, and is shy when people look at him?"

Gao Zhao: ...

Gao Zhao: "It's true if you say so, but besides the emperor's biological mother, there is only one person who stays with him at night."

"Who?" Cheng Xiaochi was curious.

"You! Stupid hat!!"

Cheng Xiaochi was stunned for a moment, oh!It turned out to be me!

He recalled that he slept with the dog emperor twice, but the dog emperor didn't take off his clothes, and of course, he didn't take off his clothes either.

Thinking about it carefully, at that time, he was already overwhelmed by the dog emperor's aura, and had no time to think about other things, and because he was lying together, the physical buff took effect, and he was even less in the mood to observe other things.

Moreover, the emperor was really good-looking. He was originally a first-class dog. Under the attack of the emperor's prosperous beauty and inexplicable physique buff, he couldn't think of anything at all.

Could it be that this is the halo of reducing intelligence?

Thinking about it now, it's really weird: "I'm a little curious when you say that."

Gao Zhao: "Now only you can know this secret."

Cheng Xiaochi, who was crowned with such a high honor, was a little flustered, but then he kicked Gao Zhaofei: "Who did you just say that one dead body and two lives!"

Gao Zhao smiled apologetically: "You reflex arc around the earth, right? You played well, Niang Niang! Haha, if you can see it, remember to tell me and gossip about it."

Cheng Xiaochi got goosebumps all over his body, and this "mother" made him feel uncomfortable: "Go away!"

Gao Zhao hadn't left yet, so he said something to him, "The emperor's birthday is a few days later, you should prepare a gift, if you can't, just give it yourself to him!"

A pillow echoed Gao Zhao's words.

Cheng Xiaochi thought for a while, and found something wrong: "Wait, you're saying that, isn't the emperor the empress dowager's own? Otherwise, the empress dowager must have seen the emperor's... body."

Gao Zhao shook his head: "You found a blind spot, brother, no, now this biological mother died early, and he has an average relationship with the current empress dowager, but the empress dowager is quite accommodating to him for her own position, even better than her own son, but I wear It’s too late, so I don’t know many things.”

"The noble circle is so chaotic," Cheng Xiaochi couldn't help but sigh, which royal family in history is not chaotic, this situation is actually expected, but when it comes to the scene, it always feels a little embarrassing.

Gao Zhao also sent a message, "The emperor may go to the south of the Yangtze River after his birthday, the kind of private visit."

"What?"

He spread his hands: "In the early decades, it was not always shown on TV like this, to experience the hardships of the people."

"No, ten years at most! I still remember watching it with my mother." Cheng Xiaochi was quite looking forward to it, but he stayed in this ruined palace as soon as he crossed over.

If he can go out, he must first publicize his painting book...

When Concubine De woke up, she felt dazed, looking at the picture in front of her, it was not a decoration in her own palace.

"Sister is awake?" Concubine Chu Guifei's voice.

Concubine De sat up, not remembering what happened at all.

He suddenly raised his head and saw Concubine Chu's delicate face.

If Cheng Chi is like the banished fairy who came out of the storybook, Concubine Chu Gui is the holy witch who came out of the painting.

How should I put it, there is a tough temperament in the corner of the eyes, but it feels charming as a whole.Charming, giving people a sense of danger, the combination of this treacherous aura is indescribably weird.

"My younger sister probably got the sunflower water violently. When I was looking at the embroidery in the morning, I suddenly passed out."

Imperial Physician Shen stood beside her, and Imperial Physician Shen nodded: "Empress Defei, don't get tired, you must pay attention to rest."

Concubine De's memory only stayed on the embroidery that looked like a duck and maybe a banana, and she had no memory of what happened after that.

"That's it..." Although she felt weird, but Doctor Shen said so, she dispelled her doubts, "I'm really bothering my sister!"

Concubine De scolded herself for not living up to expectations.This broken pheromone is still carried after time travel, not only makes him unable to distinguish whether it is soul wear or fetal wear, but also has to take medicine to suppress desire once a month, otherwise he will be "greedy" to death.

Glancing outside, the sky had already darkened, she was so embarrassed that she jioed and scratched the ground: "It's not early, my sister will come next time to apologize to my sister."

Concubine De was about to get up from the bed when Concubine Chu held her shoulders and fell back.

Great energy!As expected of the general's daughter!

"Dr. Shen said just now that my sister still needs to drink medicine, and it's best not to get tired. Why don't you just rest here?"

Concubine De suddenly felt something was wrong, did she know Concubine Chu so well? .

He suspected that Concubine Chu Gui was going to attack him. He heard that concubines in ancient times were very vicious.

Concubine De struggled to get up, Imperial Physician Shen who brought the medicine presented the decoction, Concubine Chu took it, the decoction was pitch black and looked a little scary.

No! !really!Concubine Chu is going to attack my little cat! !

Even if she shook her head again and again, Concubine De felt that she was so weak that she didn't have the strength to resist.

"No, I won't drink it! It's just sunflower water, it will be fine in a few days!"

Concubine Chu showed a helpless expression: "Sister is so self-willed, forget it. If you don't drink it, don't drink it. Doctor Shen will take the medicine down."

Concubine De's face turned pale with fright, but from Concubine Chu Guifei's tone, he didn't look like she was going to make trouble, and she didn't force him to drink medicine, so she calmed down a little.

He glanced around, where is his big maid?

"Where's Jasper?"

"That girl? I asked her to wait outside."

Concubine De brought Biyu with her before, but Biyu didn't enter Concubine Chu's dormitory, she was standing outside chatting happily with Concubine Chu's maidservant.

Biyu, you dead girl!Not reliable!

Concubine De supported her weak body and sat up again, "Don't bother me, how can I have the nerve to stay here?"

Originally Concubine De felt that she was clear about the matters of the harem and kept a low profile. If you don't offend me, I won't offend you, but Concubine Chu obviously wants to kill the other party...!

Concubine Chu stared at Concubine De for a few seconds, sighed, and seemed a little worried: "Since my sister insists, I won't stay, and you and I won't be in the palace for long, so you should be prepared."

Concubine De's attitude stunned Concubine De, and Concubine Chu gave him a feeling of "being misunderstood again", which made him feel a little guilty.

"That's not what I mean, it's really inconvenient, next time... next time!"

Concubine Chu immediately smiled: "Okay, that's settled, next time, I'll be bored alone in the palace, and I'll feel more comfortable when I sleep at night with someone to talk to."

After saying this, Concubine De understood a little bit, she didn't want to harm herself, she was lonely, right?

He still felt a little distressed, these sisters in the harem could not be favored by the emperor, if they couldn't leave the palace, they would have to die of old age in the harem.

I heard that some concubines were fine before, but after holding back for a long time, their personalities would become weird.

He thought about himself, staying at home for a few months is like going to jail, and staying in this harem for decades is nothing.

After thinking about it, I can't help but feel empathy, the Concubine Chu in front of me gave Concubine De a feeling of wanting to sympathize.

It's better to have some fun for her too, it's pitiful for the beauty to go crazy.

Thinking of this, Concubine De said: "Okay, when it is convenient, I will come and accompany my sister."

Concubine Chu laughed completely, her eyebrows and eyes were curved, and she looked very good-looking.

The weird atmosphere that I felt was blown away by this smile, and the trace of fear in Concubine De's heart disappeared, and she also laughed.

The news about Chengchi's pregnancy was known to everyone in the palace, and many officials went to Baiyun Peak to beg for a child.

The folks don't know about these things, they just know that many dignitaries flock to Baiyun Peak.

The people who lived under Baiyun Peak were business-minded, and immediately opened tea shops and dragged carts to sell snacks. Occasionally, they would meet greedy little daughters and young masters.

But they still slandered: Xuanci on the Baiyun Temple is not well-known, could it be that some miracle happened?

It wasn't until a few days later that the news about the palace finally got out.

The people's first reaction is: Huh?The emperor likes men?And a concubine?

The second reaction is: the emperor deserves to be the real dragon emperor, what does the man who made me Kangkang pregnant look like.

There is another voice, the voice of the common people: ? ? ? ?

The gossip in the palace has always been messy, and there are some false rumors, so the people who heard it treated it as rumors and didn't take it seriously.

But Baiyun Peak is really popular, and the people who want to have children will spend a few pennies on weekdays to buy incense and worship at the foot of the mountain.

Taoist Xuanci is the most ignorant, so... the male concubine is really pregnant?real?Not fake?

He boasted that his rituals were done flawlessly, but his Taoism was definitely not so profound that it would make a man pregnant.

This……

Probably His Majesty is in the prime of life.

Taoist Xuanci couldn't help but feel admiration for the unfathomable real dragon emperor.

People outside the palace regarded this incident as a rumor, but inside the palace, no one dared to joke about it.

Previously, doubts about the emperor's failure, doubts about the emperor's broken sleeves, were all limited to doubts, and only dared to talk in private.The situation is different now. Seeing that Cheng Xiaochi's lower abdomen is slightly protruding, it's not just one person.

There were not many guards patrolling the path, but no matter how remote it was, there was a time when it was their turn. That day, they saw Cheng Chi coming out of the small garden, holding his belly. Although they were far away,...

It just so happened that there was a leader in the team, a third-rank official, who was very serious on weekdays, and his subordinates were terribly afraid of him.

But even he saw it too.

Seeing is believing, this time everyone believed it.

How did the emperor know about this? It was when he was in court.

After Ji Zhen went to court today, she felt that something was wrong, and all the officials seemed hesitant to speak.

It's not that he hasn't seen this posture before. It's probably the situation when he worshiped the ancestors, which made them have an opinion.

Baiguan could still hold his breath, first dealt with the business, and after the emergency was basically dealt with, Baiguan began to move around.

The prime minister couldn't stand up, he kept his tail between his legs and didn't say a word, the people in the prime minister's faction were as quiet as a chicken, and Cheng Guogong couldn't go to the court due to illness. Finally, Grand Master Wang was willing to speak.

Before the emperor said "Retire without incident...", Wang Taishi took a step forward.

"Your Majesty, I have something to say."

Ji Zhen raised his eyebrows and looked at him, Wang Taishi said: "Since Cheng Chi is pregnant, he will be the first person to give birth to a dragon vein in the future. Your Majesty should give Cheng Chi a title immediately, so as to avoid the wrong order of positions after the birth of a dragon vein." .”

Wang Taishi's idea is very simple, no matter male or female, as long as there are children, it is fine for someone to inherit the throne.So when he heard the news, he was surprised at first, and then happy.

Ji Zhen: ...?

He was at a loss for a moment, what, dragon veins?

Chengchi?

Cheng Chi stayed up late the day before, put away his things in the early morning, and drank a bowl of bitter soup by the way, saying that the emperor was worried about his condition and specially asked the imperial doctor to prescribe a prescription for a few more days.

Because the emperor didn't favor the harem very much, the rules of the harem were much less, especially for people like Cheng Xiaochi whose identity was difficult to define, he could run amok outside the Three Realms—in short, he could stay up all night and sleep.

The other concubines are supervised by female officials, who are in charge and trained, but when it comes to Chengchi, there is nothing.

So when the rooster crowed, he took off his crescent-white silk outer shirt, ripped off his underwear and dirty pants with one hand, and got on the bed.

The temperature has dropped significantly these days, sleeping with a thin quilt and shirtless, the temperature is just right.

Xiao Zuo was in the side room, Cheng Xiaochi called out, told her that he was asleep, and fell into a deep sleep.

"Xiaochi, wake up," said a deep and magnetic voice.

After calling several times, Cheng Xiaochi frowned, and gradually regained consciousness from the dream.

"...?" Cheng Xiaochi opened his eyes with difficulty, because there was sunlight outside, which made him feel very dazzling, so he stretched out his hand to shade the sun.

Then Cheng Xiaochi saw the emperor in front of him, and a group of vague figures outside the mosquito net.

----what?

He suddenly opened his eyes, knowing nothing about the situation at the scene, because in his empty dormitory, surrounded by a group of people, with an expression of——You wake up hot.jpg Soon, Cheng Xiaochi fell out of panic Come to yourself.

"What are you doing?"

An imperial doctor stroked his beard, and said inscrutablely: "Mr. Cheng, this is a sign of lethargy. It has been three days in the sun, but he is still asleep, which shows that there is indeed something wrong with his body!"

Another imperial physician: "Come on, son, let me feel your pulse."

Cheng Xiaochi: …………? ? ?

There was a mosquito net beside Cheng Xiaochi's bed, and he wrapped himself in the quilt as soon as he woke up, because he was white and bald under the quilt.

The emperor had already got under the mosquito net, and Cheng Xiaochi stepped back: "Your Majesty, what... is this going to do?"

"Take your pulse."

"Take the pulse...???" Cheng Xiaochi had a question mark on his face, "I'm not sick, I'm already cured."

The emperor smiled: "No, I want to see if it is a happy pulse."

Cheng Xiaochi: …………… You get lost.

Is the dog emperor quarreling with me?Not to mention that men don't have that organ to give birth to babies, even if they do, what the hell happened to you and me?You can't get pregnant if you hold hands, you're just cheating on me.

Others' IQ is not good, is your IQ basin too?Originally, Cheng Xiaochi thought that even if the anecdote was brought up in front of the emperor, the emperor would just point at the officials and scold them for being stupid.

Cheng Xiaochi gritted his teeth and squeezed out between his teeth: "Your Majesty, do you think I have it?"

Emperor: "If you don't feel the pulse, how can you know?"

Cheng Xiaochi: ...

I always feel like I'm going to be screwed.

Cheng Xiaochi: "Don't you think there are any steps missing before pregnancy?"

The emperor laughed lowly: "What?"

Cheng Xiaochi: ...Forget it.

Cheng Xiaochi: "You go out first, I don't have any clothes on..."

The emperor's eyes changed, and he stayed on Cheng Xiaochi's shiny white shoulders, and suddenly wanted to touch Cheng Xiaochi's shoulders.

He asked everyone to retreat, and Cheng Xiaochi looked at the emperor: "You too..."

"The widow can't see?"

Cheng Xiaochi swallowed his anger: "Yes!"

The emperor smiled and just watched, unwilling to look away at all. He half sat on the edge of the bed, not like an intruder, but a lion patrolling his territory.

All right, just look at it, it's not that I grow up and you don't grow up, is it that you are missing an egg? ?

Cheng Xiaochi slowly lifted the quilt, thinking of something, raised his head to ask the emperor to help him take the clothes, but when he looked up, he saw the emperor's enthusiastic gaze.

The hot gaze made Cheng Xiaochi's heart skip a beat. He thought he was frank and frank, but he shrank his hands and feet at the moment, but he didn't want the dog emperor to see his embarrassment, so he bite the bullet: "Your Majesty, please step aside, clothes On the little table behind you."

Before reaching out, another arm took the clothes, but the emperor's tone was slightly disappointed: "I still want to see more."

"There is an imperial doctor waiting outside," Cheng Xiaochi suddenly felt a sense of crisis for some reason.

"Let them wait," said Overbearing.

Cheng Xiaochi changed the topic: "Your Majesty, do you really have someone give me my pulse? I know it's impossible...I'm a man!"

There was a muffled laugh, and the emperor said, "Only the widows don't know that you are pregnant, Xiaochi."

Cheng Xiaochi's scalp was numb: "Misunderstanding, it's purely a misunderstanding!!"

The emperor returned to a flat tone: "Whether it is or not, let the imperial doctor take a look first."

Cheng Xiaochi: ...

Let's see what can we see?

Cheng Xiaochi finally put on the clothes under the emperor's persuasive eyes, and got a compliment: "I just realized that you are too beautiful, you should be very soft to the touch, oh, no, I have touched it, the neck is very soft .”

The tone was light, and no emotion could be heard. Cheng Xiaochi felt his whole body was on fire, but his heart felt hairy, and he muttered: "What's so beautiful about a man, I'm not made of wood, I must be soft..."

Cheng Xiaochi could still control it just by feeling the pulse, and there was a silk handkerchief between him, so the buff of his physique was not touched.

The imperial physician frowned, feeling the beating of his pulse carefully, with a shocked expression on his face.

Cheng Xiaochi's expression was even more shocked, don't play with me!what do you mean.

The imperial doctor took two steps back, took off the silk handkerchief, stepped out of the mosquito net, and bowed deeply, with absolute inconceivable and flattering joy in his voice: "Congratulations, Your Majesty!!! It's a happy pulse!!!"

Cheng Xiaochi was stiff all over, he could hear his neck creaking, he turned his head and looked at the imperial doctor with an expression that could kill someone.

The imperial doctor said, don't look at me, you just have it, it's absolutely true.

"Are you kidding me?"

"Your Majesty never jokes."

The emperor waved his hand, and before Cheng Xiaochi had an attack, the imperial doctors kowtowed and retreated.

Cheng Xiaochi was so angry that he trembled all over: "They are talking nonsense!!"

"Well, nonsense." The voice was extremely gentle.

Cheng Xiaochi:? ? ?

The emperor went on to say: "The widow has never touched you, how could you be pregnant?"

Cheng Xiaochi thought this was right at first, but in the next second, he thought...wrong!So you think boys can conceive? ? ? ?

"No, Your Majesty, I didn't mean this..."

"Huh?" The emperor leaned on the bedpost, carelessly playing with the red sandalwood bracelet on his wrist.

"Yes... it is impossible for a man to conceive, what do you think, Your Majesty?"

The emperor raised his eyes, "Really? How will you know if you don't try?"

"Ah...?" Cheng Xiaochi's back felt cold, and he always felt that this direction was abnormal, "No, no, it's impossible to try again."

Wait, Cheng Xiaochi suddenly felt that there was a problem, he could pass through, maybe he could really give birth, no! !Shut up! !

"The widow is staying today."

Cheng Xiaochi looked at him warily.

This expression pleased the emperor, and he looked at the young man: "Even the imperial physician knows that you are pregnant, if there is no movement after a few months, wouldn't it be a crime of deceiving the emperor?"

Cheng Xiaochi: ...Your logic is wrong!You are raping, raping my logic!

"Your Majesty, tell the imperial doctor not to talk nonsense now, won't there be nothing to do later...?"

The emperor did not speak.

The emperor wanted to stay, and Cheng Xiaochi couldn't help it, but he stayed up all night. He had just slept for a few hours at this time, and his whole body was drowsy.

The dog emperor started to read again, and boiled and simmered until dinner time. After eating, he felt full and sleepy immediately, and almost fell asleep leaning on the table, as if the stew had lost its bones. chicken.

"You look sleepy, why don't you go to bed earlier?"

Cheng Xiaochi nodded sharply. After washing, he could finally sleep. While waiting for the emperor to go to the bathroom to wash, Cheng Xiaochi couldn't bear it anymore, and was about to fall asleep lying on the bed rail.

Then he heard "sleep" in a daze and fell asleep uncontrollably.

Cheng Xiaochi woke up with a strange feeling, feeling a little hot, sweating, and slowly waking up from his sleep...

He, he, his limbs are actually stuck to that man's body...

It only took a few seconds, and after waking up, the body immediately buffed. Is this thing consciously determined to exist objectively?Quantum mechanics?

The man woke up when Cheng Xiaochi moved, his voice was a little hoarse: "Hmm...? Are you going to suffer from hysteria? I will accompany you."

Cheng Xiaochi's face turned red. After all, he had beaten the emperor again. He shook his head frantically: "No, it's not a man, it's like this in the morning..."

After saying this, he also felt that this was not a unilateral output, and he was also...

The emperor smiled lowly, causing the blood to flow backwards, and his whole body began to tremble. Cheng Xiaochi left quickly, but was picked up by a handful, and his limbs were stretched out, so strong that he could not let him resist.

Ahhhhh!Are you really gay?

Cheng Xiaochi's sanity, which was about to explode, was summoned back.

Emperor: "Get ready, get ready and leave the palace later."

Cheng Xiaochi squeezed out a bit of reason: "Going out of the palace...? Or going out of Gong?"

emperor:……

"Out of the palace."

"what?"

"Go to Jiangnan."