Abnormal group wear

Because of the ancestor worship, the entire imperial palace seemed very busy. The Food and Fashion Bureau was busy preparing food for the ancestor worship, and the House of Internal Affairs was even more busy, preparing both inside and outside.

Cheng Xiaochi also announced a one-week break to prepare for the ceremony.

In fact, he has plenty of time, but recently the court ladies and eunuchs around are like little bees, wandering back and forth, and he is a little restless to draw.

The clothes he made a few days ago are ready, and he picked out a set of black robes among them, embroidered with dark silver auspicious cloud patterns, which can't be seen clearly if you don't look carefully, it is restrained and calm, suitable for worshiping ancestors.

Cheng Chi was sitting in front of the mirror, Xiao Zuo was chattering while helping him tie his hair, the long black hair seemed to be moving by itself in Xiao Zuo's hands, unlike Cheng Chi who put a band on his head every time. a hedgehog.

A certain painter had a guilty conscience. He was obviously from the art department, but his handwork was so poor.

The eyes of the person in the mirror were extremely dark, but at the moment they seemed to be in a daze, the corners of the eyes drooped a little, the little beak called a few times, and Cheng Xiaochi came back to his senses, "Ah, sorry, I was just distracted."

With his hair pinned up, he stood up and looked in the mirror. Overall, he was okay, more solemn and dignified.

"Okay, let's do this tomorrow."

Cheng Xiaochi looked at himself in the mirror, sighed, and said with a bit of pain: "I'm a man, what capacity should I participate in ancestor worship? Otherwise, I'll call it sick and forget it?"

Xiao Zuo has been looking forward to Cheng Xiaochi's well-being, and said: "Don't think too much, His Majesty has given you a palace. In the palace, only concubines and above have a separate hall. You are the same as them. Your Majesty cares about your feelings. So I haven't given you a title yet?"

Cheng Xiaochi was stunned for a moment, he hadn't thought of this, so the Emperor Dog's mind was unexpectedly delicate, how gentle?

Thinking of this, Cheng Xiaochi became inexplicably agitated. The dog emperor's mind was too difficult to fathom, whether he was gay or not, let's give him an accurate answer!

In the afternoon, when Cheng Xiaochi heard that the general was returning to Beijing, the common people on the street spontaneously greeted him on both sides of the street, which was very spectacular.

According to Xiaozhu, she once met the general when she was a child. The general was very handsome and imposing, but he had a strong murderous aura, which made people a little scared.

After hearing this, Cheng Xiaochi felt regretful, why didn't he dress up as a general, but when he heard Xiao Zuo say that generals cut people like melons and vegetables, he quickly shook his head.

Forget it, it's too bloody, he can't even cut zombies in my world, his hands are shaking, if he goes to the battlefield, he might be reincarnated in place.

Thinking about it again, it's not worthwhile to dress up as an emperor. The palace is so difficult to mess with. With my level of palace fighting, I would probably be fed to death with seafood within two rounds, usurping the throne on the spot.

Thinking of this, he somewhat understood why the Dog Emperor had such a weird personality.

It's not weird, how can the emperor sit securely?

But he still didn't understand why she always ran towards him if she was not favored by a beautiful girl.

Once again, he firmly believed in his theory—the emperor might not move.

He thought that the purpose of the emperor always coming to him was to cover up his refusal, and he happened to be the first to him, even if he knew it, he would not spread it to the outside world.

Between the emperor's masculinity and the emperor's impotence, the former is just a matter of orientation, while the latter is about the dignity of a man!

Cheng Xiaochi said in his heart: Then my dignity is quite strong!

On the day of worshiping the ancestors, there was a steady drizzle. Cheng Xiaochi, a literary and artistic youth, had a lot of dramas every day, but he was still very emotional in his bones.

The ancestor worship and the rain made him less emotional.

Looking at the willow trees outside being hit by the wind and rain, I don't know where the "sad spring and autumn" mood came from for a while.

Follow the palace people to the main road, holding a black umbrella, as if being escorted to the execution ground.

When they reached the main road, the waiting ladies and eunuchs all looked at Cheng Xiaochi with wide eyes, wanting to see what he looked like.

The emperor ran to Baiyi Pavilion twice in three days. The whole court knew it, as long as they were not fools and deaf people. Most people had never seen it, so everyone squeezed to take a look.

Cheng Chi was already good-looking, but his mood was a little heavy, and he looked a little serious, like a black bamboo standing proudly, with long sleeves swaying in the wind, his white jade-like complexion shining alone in the dark weather, and his jet-black hair. neatly crowned.

God's.

Cheng Xiaochi dressed up so well that he even thought he looked good.

Some palace people were dumbfounded, and the eyes of the palace ladies were even more straightened. When Cheng Xiaochi's eyes undoubtedly swept over, his cheeks turned red.

Gao Zhao shouted and dispersed the onlookers, only then did they come back to their senses.

Cheng Xiaochi walked over with a face full of pain, and got into the chariot that he had been thinking about before.

"It turned out to be the chief manager who came to pick him up. It seems that His Majesty is very fond of Bai Yi Pavilion's master."

"Nonsense, His Majesty always goes to Baiyi Pavilion these days, but I think the master is like a fairy who came out of the words. It's normal for His Majesty to like it. I would like it too."

"Haha, if you want to like it, you don't want to think about what you don't have."

The little eunuch blushed: "I, I can do the next one."

Maid: ...

Cheng Xiaochi was walking fast, he didn't hear this, if he heard it, he would definitely vomit blood on the spot. m

Here Cheng Xiaochi's chariot came out, and Concubine De, Li, and Concubine Chu Guifei also merged in three lines and came together.

In ancient times, the division was strictly according to the registration, so the chariot of Concubine Chu walked in the front, and Concubine Li and Concubine De were lined up behind.

Concubine Chu lifted up the curtain and took a look outside. Concubine Chu was close to a plain face. For some reason, there was a bit of cold and arrogant hostility between her eyebrows. She glanced out a few times, then put down the curtain, and never pulled it open.

Concubine De and Concubine Li in the back were very close to each other, they opened a corner and chatted quietly.

Concubine De: "Sister, Na Chengchi will definitely show up this time, do you want me to find out a little bit?"

Concubine Li's face immediately changed, and she immediately shook her head: "The Empress Dowager Chu Guifei will be here this time, so there is no need for you and me to inquire about it?"

"That's right." Then I will enjoy it all by myself! !

It didn't take long for the two of them to finish their conversation when Cheng Xiaochi's car roller was about to meet them at the three-way intersection ahead.

Cheng Xiaochi's chariot made way for Concubine Chu, and then followed the chariots of Concubine Li and Concubine De, and stood side by side with the three of them.

Outside Chu Guifei's chariot, the eldest maid said from inside in a low voice: "The master of Baiyi Pavilion was picked up by Gao Zhao. It seems that the rumors in the palace are true. Your Majesty is so fascinated by this fox spirit."

Concubine Chu Gui didn't even move the curtains, as if she wasn't listening.

Concubine De was excited, and frequently opened the curtains, but the curtains next door were always drawn, and Cheng Xiaochi was actually chatting with Gao Zhao quietly by the window on the other side.

The chariot gradually approached the main hall, and soon slowly slowed down. When the chariot stopped, the masters of each family were helped down.

Concubine De finally saw Chengchi's true face of Mount Lu.

The first time they met, Concubine De was fascinated: OMG, what kind of deserted and abstinent iceberg A is this!So charming, I can almost smell his pheromones.

Several concubines are all wearing solemn long skirts, all of which are based on cool colors.

To become a concubine, one cannot be ugly, besides, all of them are beauties, when a few of them stand together, some of the palace servants with their heads down can't help but look up.

It didn't matter if he looked at it, and he fixed it on the young man in the black robe.

That's the Emperor's only favorite Chi Master!Standing among several concubines, she is not inferior at all. Although she is a man, why can't a man be called a beauty?

Being viewed as a circus monkey, Cheng Xiaochi felt his scalp tingling with embarrassment, and the new boots didn't fit well, his jio fingers kept wriggling in the shoes.

Finally, Gao Zhao's long cry "The emperor is here", brought life to Cheng Xiaochi's aching little finger.

The emperor came out after a thousand calls, and Cheng Xiaochi was stunned when he saw his figure.

As the Ninth Five-Year Master, he is a noble man, so he can't be underestimated, but what Cheng Xiaochi cares about is his clothes.

The emperor, who was half a head taller than Cheng Xiaochi, was wearing a black robe with dark golden stripes, like a dog food suit from the same factory and brand.

Cheng Xiaochi was stunned, this fucking is...a couple outfit! !

Cheng Xiaochi's face became hot: Fuck, what does this dog emperor think, do you really like me?

On such a serious occasion, the clothes of the same color gave off a unique and ambiguous atmosphere.

How embarrassing.

Cheng Xiaochi, who was single with mother and fetus, couldn't bear this ambiguous atmosphere at all. He quietly looked at the expressions of the people around him, and found that their expressions hadn't changed, so he felt relieved.

But his little heart was still beating.

No prospects.

This kind of occasion is more serious, no one will show anything, they will only use small eyes and small expressions to convey the shock in their hearts.

There was only one person who made a movement, Concubine De lightly covered her chest—feeling that she couldn't breathe!

"Ma'am, are you okay?"

Concubine De shook her head: "It's okay, it's probably because I didn't sleep well last night."

————Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! !

Concubine De lowered her eyes, but Cheng Xiaochi was always by her side from the corner of her eye.

When his corner of the eye swept Cheng Xiaochi up and down, over Cheng Xiaochi's skirt, her eyes met another eye that looked at her.

Concubine Chu.

Concubine De quickly withdrew her gaze, and there was a sense of astonishment in her eyes, because that gaze was entirely probing, or something chilling down the spine.

Concubine Chu Guifei has a very different temperament. She is wearing a dark golden long dress, but her hairstyle is not graceful. She has a light golden hairpin stuck up a little bit. She has no expression on her face and is very tall. She even wants to stand shoulder to shoulder with Cheng Chi.

Soon she figured out that Concubine Chu also regarded Cheng Chi as a potential enemy.

Tsk, how good this is, Concubine Chu is the general's daughter, do you want to give Cheng Chi a little hint?

Soon, the Queen Mother also came out.The empress dowager arrived after the emperor in a luxurious chariot. She stepped on the back of the little eunuch and got out of the chariot.

But at this moment, the general and a few princes led the crowd towards this side. The general was wearing a light gray robe, with long hair standing up high and nothing was inserted. Xiaochi couldn't help but take a second look, because the general is also a handsome guy, although he is not the most handsome type, but he feels a bit like Qiao Feng in Tianlong Babu, and he is afraid that he will perform the Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon live.

Almost all the people are here, and everyone will go back to the mountain.

Cheng Xiaochi was in the group and saw Cheng Guogong, and Cheng Guogong naturally saw him too, but the two of them were too far away and had no communication.

Cheng Xiaochi took a deep breath and controlled his impulse.

Cheng Guogong is lucky, fortunate to be standing far away, if it is on the side, it will be difficult for Cheng Xiaochi to control his urge to smash him on the head with a brick! !

At such a distance, the prime minister still noticed, couple outfits! !

The prime minister immediately cursed in his heart: Bah, shameless, let you show your original shape immediately, don't seduce the majesty with demon methods!

For a ruthless king like His Majesty to wear a couple outfit with a male favorite, in the eyes of the prime minister, it means being charmed by a demon!

The prime minister communicated with his colleagues in a low voice: "The Taoist Xuanci has already been arranged, and he is in the third place. It just so happens that the concubines of the harem will come forward to pay respects."

The colleague nodded: "The goblin must be revealed!"

"When the time comes, the goblin will appear, how will we deal with it?"

"I have already greeted the guards and asked them to pay attention to protecting His Majesty. I think the enchantment of the goblin society has no other ability. If it had, it should have been used long ago!"

At the bottom of the back hill of the imperial palace is the place for ancestor worship. There is a huge stone platform on which there are sacrificial food, incense, and some sacrifices that look very expensive.

First, the emperor offered incense and bowed, then it was the turn of the queen mother and prince, the third was the harem concubine, and then the officials.

The process of worshiping the ancestors was very cumbersome, and Cheng Xiaochi kept raising his head in a daze, as if he was watching seriously, but also seemed to be distracted.

Cheng Xiaochi was patted on the shoulder: "Master, it's almost your turn, get ready."

A few days ago, he had learned etiquette, so he straightened his collar immediately, and soon, some palace servants handed over the incense.

At this moment, another Taoist priest came up to the stone platform. He was chanting words and waving a stick in his hand.

This is Daoist Xuanci, he was a little surprised, because the prime minister told him that he must focus on a man, and the spell should also be used on that man.

This shocked him deeply!You royals really know how to play! !

Can men have children too? ?But the royal matter is not something he can say, as long as he does his job well.

Cheng Xiaochi followed Concubine Chu, and after finishing the ritual of offering incense, they stayed where they were, waiting for the Taoist priest to complete the set.

At this moment, the prime minister and the others under the stone platform held their breath.

It's coming! It's coming!Will Cheng Xiaochi want to show his original shape on the spot?

Taoist Xuanci walked around Cheng Xiaochi several times, which seemed a bit strange, because he obviously treated Cheng Chi more carefully than other concubines.

Only Li Shangshu lowered his head, unable to bear to watch the situation on the stage.

But after a while, when Xuanci finished, the Prime Minister frowned, and after the Taoist Xuanci set up over there, Cheng Chi was doing well!What about the peacock tail! ?

The concubine retreated, and the prime minister opened his eyes wide, staring at Cheng Xiaochi who came down, and found that the other party hadn't changed at all!

what happened! ?

But at the next moment, Cheng Xiaochi was stirred by the long hem, and he lost his balance and was about to fall.

Prime Minister: It's coming! !

Cheng Xiaochi stabilized his balance, he didn't make a fool of himself, and he didn't show his prototype as the prime minister expected! !

Prime Minister: "What's going on?!"

Li Shangshu was pale and did not dare to speak.

Sitting among the crowd, the Empress Dowager was quite satisfied with Taoist Xuanci's performance, because from the beginning, it stopped raining.

She turned her head and said something to the emperor. The emperor nodded, and she asked, "Which mountain is the Taoist priest from? Just now, the ritual is quite novel. I remember it is a Taoist method to ward off evil spirits and seek blessings?"

Taoist Xuanci took a step forward, "Back to the Empress Dowager, Baiyun Peak, Baiyun Dao, but what the grass-roots people did just now is to pray for a son, and it also has the effect of warding off evil spirits, but the main purpose is to pray for a son."

The prime minister's neck stiffened for a moment.

Please... what! ?

Xuanci was quite proud and continued to say: "The rites of grass people seeking children are quite famous in the capital area. Li Shangshu's second wife did the rites some time ago, and within a few days she had a happy pulse."

The prime minister looked at Li Shangshu with his pupils splitting, but Li Shangshu lowered his head and did not dare to speak.

Xuanci hesitated for a moment, and said hesitantly: "But the grass-mind method of begging for a son has never been used on men, so I don't know if it will work."

There was a moment of silence at the scene, including the emperor and the empress dowager, as if someone had turned off the volume button, there was no sound, only the background sound of some frogs and cicadas.

In the silence, Cheng Xiaochi's ears were buzzing, like tinnitus.

What the hell?

Ask for a child?

What what! ! ?

He thought, just now this Taoist wandered around him for a long time, what's going on, can you still let the cock lay eggs? ! ?

Concubine De was also shocked for a moment, what happened?

Can men in this world have children?

Impossible, and then she thought of a possibility—the emperor wanted to break through the limits of human beings and let Cheng Chi give birth!

hiss!

This is so exciting.

Wait, then, so the previous AO was wrongly assigned?

She sneaked another glance at Chengchi, then at the emperor. The emperor was obviously more aggressive than Chengchi, but why...

She was a little puzzled.

After listening to Taoist Xuanci's words, there was silence in the arena, the emperor suddenly let out a snort, and the prime minister was shocked.

The emperor's tone was incomprehensible: "It seems that the prime minister is really concerned about the issue of the widow's children."

The prime minister knelt down, "I was anxious for His Majesty, and I just thought that maybe in front of the ancestors, spells will be more effective..."

What was he talking about, the prime minister didn't know what he was talking about.

Li Shangshu, the truth has nothing to do with you.

The emperor didn't look at the prime minister, didn't say anything, suddenly it began to rain again, and everyone opened their umbrellas.The palace servants behind Cheng Xiaochi also opened their umbrellas, the prime minister didn't get up when the rain started to fall heavily, he was shivering.

Through the thin rain curtain, the emperor suddenly looked at Cheng Xiaochi with indifferent eyes: "How does Xiaochi feel? Are you alive?"

Everyone looked at Cheng Xiaochi. Cheng Xiaochi felt that he had a grudge in his previous life. Either he killed the emperor or the emperor killed him.

Why the hell are you embarrassing me! ! !

All kinds of eyes were cast over, and Cheng Xiaochi was poked into a sieve by the eyes in an instant.

Machine gun chug chug! !

He was twitching all over, and suddenly there was a kind of courage in his heart that you are so outrageous, I will fight you.

He gritted his teeth, pulled out a smile, and responded to that gaze: "Sheng, does Your Majesty like it?"

All held their breaths.

The emperor actually smiled: "I like it."

The people below didn't dare to make a sound, but they inhaled at the same time at the same time, forming a large inhalation sound.

Cheng Xiaochi was expressionless: Gan! ! ! !I am dead, and I have to burn money.

Concubine De stood aside, tried her best to stabilize her emotions, and tightened her skirt, she understood! !She understands! !

The emperor is making trouble!

After all, as an emperor, it is really shameful to be suppressed below, maybe he suffered a disadvantage in Baiyi Pavilion all day, being treated like this, like that, like this, so now, taking advantage of the large number of people, he uses his power to cut into pools and relieve his anger!

Suddenly enlightened, Concubine De's heart agitated again.

The cp I knocked is so sweet!

I really want to produce food!

The rain was getting heavier and heavier. Now that the ancestor worship was over, the emperor let go, and everyone walked back to avoid the rain.

Halfway there, there was still a part away from the chariot, the rain seemed to be pouring down, and the cover was poured down, Cheng Xiaochi was protected by someone, but for some reason, someone rushed over.

Hey, want to do this trick?

Lao Tzu is someone who has been involved in Gongdou!Hey, go away, ghosts and ghosts!

Cheng Xiaochi dodged, and directly pushed the person out with a skillful force, standing still.

"Forgive me, my lord, but my slave's feet have slipped."

Cheng Xiaochi waved his hand casually, thinking that he was overthinking?

But obviously not.

Because there were three or four collisions in a row on the messy road, and because of the heavy rain, he couldn't see people clearly, and the palace people around him also helped protect him. After dodging three times, he was finally hit.

This time the collision was quite violent, Cheng Xiaochi fell backwards, the palace man's umbrella was also knocked flying, and he was firmly supported by both hands.

Cheng Xiaochi: OK, the case has been solved.

"Young Master Cheng, you should be more careful. If you hurt Brother Huang, you will feel distressed. Don't move your tires." The voice came from above, and Cheng Xiaochi was surrounded, as if he was trapped. It was in his eyes, but he could still see that it was Duan Wang.

Duan Wang could only feel the soft touch filling his palm, and the shoulders of the young man in front of him felt extremely tactile.

Concubine De was running by Cheng Xiaochi's side step by step. In the blurred rain, he witnessed all this.

The big pink bubble in my heart burst open instantly, bursting out the hearts of many girls.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhss ?Who will attack and who will suffer?

Being drenched by the rain was uncomfortable, and after being touched by someone, he felt inexplicably uncomfortable and hot, Cheng Xiaochi gritted his teeth and straightened up immediately, and move you hammerfish, croak frog, chirp egg! ! !

He was extremely upset, and he couldn't have an attack, so he deliberately kicked Duan Wang when he straightened up, stepping on his toes.

There was a crack in Duan Wang's smile.

Cheng Xiaochi pushed away two steps, the palace servants had already retrieved the umbrella and put it on Cheng Xiaochi, and a few steps forward was the chariot.

Cheng Xiaochi nodded: "Thank you, Lord Duan, Caomin is leaving first."

After finally getting into the chariot, the door curtain was lifted again, Cheng Xiaochi frowned.

Sure enough, it was King Duan who came in: "The wheels of my chariot are broken and slippery, can I borrow Mr. Cheng's shelter from the rain?"

Cheng Xiaochi's expression was not very good, but he was a prince, so he couldn't say anything, he could only say indifferently: "Would you like to kiss each other, Prince Duan."

Duan Wang was stunned for a moment, then laughed out loud, before he could speak, someone came in again.

The visitor turned out to be Concubine De?

A delicate voice sounded: "Young Master Cheng, my car is too far away, and the rain is too heavy, please take the car and avoid it."

Of course Cheng Xiaochi welcomes it, he has noticed Concubine De's face for a long time, her face is clean, round, and seems to have dimples.

But when Concubine De came in, he was frightened.

Concubine De's makeup fell off in the rain, her black eyeliner melted into one piece, and her lipstick was also gone. It looked terrifying!

"Hey, Prince Duan is here too, it seems they are sheltering from the rain, what a coincidence."

Duan Wang's expression froze for a moment.

Cheng Xiaochi said that I was scarier than this a few days ago.

With three people, the space in the car seemed a bit narrow, and Cheng Xiaochi didn't know whether to lean to the left or to the right for a moment.

On the left is the concubine De with all the make-up, men and women can't get along with each other!

But on the right is King Duan. He has a bad sense, and now he can't get close to men and women.

Cheng Xiaochi was confused.

Being gay is so troublesome.

Pooh!

I'm not! !

So Cheng Xiaochi kept a distance from the two of them, but he really couldn't bear to look at Concubine De's face, so he stretched out a handkerchief to him: "Your Majesty, wipe your face..."

Seeing the black puddle wiped off by the handkerchief, Concubine De realized after a while—what a mess!

The atmosphere gradually became embarrassing, but fortunately the chariot had already started, and they walked forward to the main hall for a luxurious meal.

Concubine De still prefers the cp pair of Emperor and Cheng Xiaochi, and she seems a bit hostile to King Duan who is intruding in.

"It seems inappropriate for the prince to enter the carriage of the concubine?"

Prince Duan said: "They are all men, so it's not appropriate for the empress?"

Concubine De: No, I forgot about it.

"How can it be the same, Mr. Cheng is also one of the concubines, we should not be inconvenient."

Prince Duan smiled: "I don't know what Brother Huang will think?"

Concubine De confronted her tit for tat: "Your Majesty may also find it inconvenient for Prince Duan."

Concubine De is actually not particularly annoyed by King Duan's meddling, how interesting the Shura field is!But she was looking forward to the emperor and Chengchi's sugar.

Cheng Xiaochi sat between the two of them, a little unclear about the situation, are these two not dealing with each other?What holidays did you have before?Don't hurt the innocent, I'm just a commoner!

However, they didn't give them much time to spend alone. Soon, the car arrived at the place.

The concubines all went back and changed a set of clothes, Cheng Xiaochi also changed a set of white ones, and the emperor also changed a set, and the officials were miserable, they could only be wet.

Fortunately, the palace people brought a charcoal stove, and the drying time was almost the same.

The clothes brought by Xiao Yu, a white gown with blue waves embroidered on it, looks elegant and elegant.

But when he walked out, everyone looked at him again...

Cheng Xiaochi's eyelids twitched.

He looked up and saw the big brother sitting on the dragon chair, as if struck by lightning.

Sitting on the throne, looking sideways, the big brother with calm eyes was also wearing a white uniform, and he was wearing a golden wave pattern.

The two of them formed a couple outfit by coincidence.

Gan, once is a coincidence, but twice is not a coincidence, right?

Cheng Xiaochi suspected that Xiao Zuo had been bribed, or that the emperor was spying on him again.

Concubine De's blood tank was empty again: Oh, my maiden's heart has been hit! !This pair is so good! ! !

Cheng Xiaochi kept his expression as usual, and returned to his seat. Under his paralyzed expression was a grass-mud horse emoji.

Can he claim his illness and leave now?Is the fuck today going to be famous? ?

If he is a sister now, he can use his aunt's shield to leave, he can't say that he is a big uncle.

While thinking wildly, His Highness radiated a scent, which was the smell of food, which made Gou Cheng Xiaochi obediently sit back in his seat.

Concubine Chu sat at the front of their row, followed by Concubine De, Cheng Xiaochi, and Concubine Li. Soon, the dishes were served.

He had just been drenched in the rain, and he hadn't eaten in the morning because he had to worship his ancestors, so his eyes were completely straight now.

There is a small table in front of everyone, and there are large and small bowls on the small table, dipping sauces, side dishes, appetizers are all available, and then there are some meat and vegetables.

The smell of vegetables on the face stimulated Cheng Xiaochi's sense of smell, and he couldn't help salivating.

But seeing that the others hadn't started, Cheng Xiaochi didn't dare to act rashly, he could only look down at the food in a daze.

Why haven't you started yet, aren't you hungry?

After waiting for a long time, I don't know what the above is talking about, Cheng Xiaochi's mind is full of junk food,

After a while, Xiao Zuo handed over the tableware: "My lord, you can start eating."

It's like running a race. With the order, Cheng Xiaochi immediately took a sip of the beef soup from the bowl in front of him. The soup tasted salty and fragrant, with a faint meaty smell, but soon, his face turned green.

——cough cough cough!

Cheng Xiaochi coughed violently, his face turned green and he felt bad.

There is poison in this soup! !

Toxic ass!

Cheng Xiaochi thought that this tragedy could be avoided in ancient times, and he blamed him for being unprepared, so he was caught off guard.

There is cilantro in this soup! ! !

Xiao Zuo hurriedly brought a handkerchief: "What's wrong, sir? Choking?"

Cheng Xiaochi had an ugly face. After wiping the soup around his mouth, he put the soup on the left and right sides of the table, and said through gritted teeth: "There are coriander in the soup!!!"

Coriander, also known as coriander, has two names in this era.

Little Beak didn't understand: "What's wrong with coriander!?"

Cheng Xiaochi looked disgusted, don't beat me!

Sitting next to her, Concubine De's hand that was about to drink the soup trembled slightly, and she put it down.

But except for Cheng Xiaochi, the other officials had a harmonious and friendly atmosphere, and the prime minister sipped his soup with his head bowed because he had done something stupid.

In this happy atmosphere, suddenly heard the sound of a heavy bowl being placed on the table.Someone paused for a moment and looked up.

The emperor sat on the dragon chair, his complexion was tense, his thin lips were tightly pursed, and he seemed to be in an extremely bad mood.

Cheng Xiaochi was a little surprised. This was the first time that the dog emperor had shown his emotions like this. What happened?

Everyone just didn't understand, so the prime minister was frightened. Could it be that the emperor didn't have an attack just now, but now he has an attack?He has scolded Cheng Chi to Duke Cheng in his heart, what's the matter!

The whole scene fell silent, no one dared to touch the bad luck, only Gao Zhao dared to speak at this time.

"Your Majesty, what's wrong?"

The emperor said in a cold voice, "There are coriander in this soup."

Um……? ! ! ?

Cheng Xiaochi looked over suddenly, and the emperor really looked like a fucked up dog, exactly the same as his expression when he drank coriander.

What's going on, Cheng Xiaochi felt that at this moment, the emperor established a revolutionary friendship with her.

Someone at the scene murmured in a low voice——"Fortunately, I didn't drink."

It's the general.

Gao Zhao asked, "Who is it? Who made this dish?"

Soon, the little manager came out, his legs were trembling, and he knelt down: "Your Majesty, forgive me! This dish is a new dish recently released by the Food and Fashion Bureau, and it is cooked by Zhou Yuchu."

Gao Zhao: "Take the dishes down and pour them all down!"

All the dishes on the table were replaced immediately, and Emperor Dog finally looked better. In the end, Zhou Yuchu was demoted and became a farmer.

Cheng Xiaochi: ...

Things calmed down and the banquet continued, but suddenly, Cheng Xiaochi heard some noises around him.

Concubine De clutched her belly, her complexion turned blue, and she lay down on the table.

"My lady, what's wrong with you, lady?"

Suddenly, Concubine De's face turned red, Cheng Xiaochi was also a little worried, and turned to look at her.

She looked a little strange, covering her neck with one hand and her stomach with the other.

Is it stomach pain or neck pain?

Afterwards, no matter how De Fei restrained her, she let out a low gasp from her lips.Cheng Xiaochi sat close and could hear clearly.

"Maybe...then what..." Concubine De forgot what the ancient aunt should be called.

The servant girl immediately understood, and before everyone noticed, she immediately informed the public and left with Concubine De.

Cheng Xiaochi was even more curious, why did Concubine De's aunt cover her neck?

However, because the other party was a woman, he couldn't stare straight at it, but when he turned around, he felt the burning gaze from the other side.

Cheng Xiaochi was taken aback, turned his head slightly, and met Concubine Chu's gaze, but that gaze didn't seem to be looking at him, but looked past him and at Concubine De.

Are sisters in love?

But Cheng Xiaochi was startled,

Concubine De is really a bit of a dog in her heart, if she doesn't come sooner or later, she will come at this time.

On the way back, Concubine De's whole body seemed to be on fire, with pheromone coming out of her body, but no one could smell it, so she couldn't help it on the way: "Go and get Imperial Doctor Shen for this palace!!"

Dear imperial doctor, I need you! !Last time she posted.Love, that is, the imperial doctor gave him the medicine for calming the mind. It is said that the thing is for curing spring/medicine.

They ate and drank well, but nothing happened afterwards, everyone dispersed after eating, and Cheng Xiaochi also went back home.

The rain stopped, the sky was dark, and the ground was slippery.

When Cheng Xiaochi got on the chariot, he heard someone shout angrily: "Who broke the wheels of my king's chariot?"

Even after changing clothes, his body was still a little sticky. After Cheng Xiaochi returned to his yard, he got into the small pool in the yard and took a happy cold shower.

———and got sick the next day.

Concubine De fell into lust.After returning to the bedroom, he struggled left and right on the bed, but the feeling became more and more intense.

Every time Concubine De came to Auntie, the situation was so big, Biyu was used to it, but this time it seemed to be too intense.

"Your Majesty, Imperial Physician Shen is not in the Tai Hospital, do you want to find another doctor?"

Fuck!

Concubine De concubine curled up, feeling that she might be about to die, this time the climax is coming, will he be the first omega to die because of the climax, no, he doesn't want to! !

In fact, Concubine De was a male omega before time travel, and her family was considered to have a small fortune, but there was an unexpected situation. One week before time travel, the family map was changed, her opponent framed her, and her company went bankrupt.

It's really bloody. Of course, since I discovered that I've time-traveled, going bankrupt is no longer called bloody, it's called basic operations!

"Then you can ask other imperial physicians to come, just the previous prescription, hurry up!" Concubine De rolled on the bed, her toes were curled together.

Biyu responded and went.

Concubine Chu Guifei was tortured by the heat of the climax, and she even felt that the flame burned into her mind, into his consciousness, and his willpower was gradually eroded.

"Uh..." He clenched the crown of his teeth to let out some sound.

In a daze, he heard Biyu's voice, did he find the imperial doctor?

But what I heard in my ears was: "Chu Guifei is here."

What the hell, why did Concubine Chu come here?Did you come to see his ugliness?

His mind was in a mess, and because of the rapid spread of pheromones, he was as limp as a lump of rice cake.

Concubine De had no makeup after wiping off her make-up. She was not considered old in the first place, so she looked younger, her eyes were full of tears, the corners of her eyes were red, her dress was disheveled, and her neck looked like a swan's neck when she lifted it up.

"Concubine De, I heard that you are unwell. As the lord of the first palace, I have come to see you."

Concubine Chu's long hair was scattered behind her back, her bangs on her forehead covered some of the corners of her eyes, her eyes were indifferent, looking at Concubine De who was struggling on the bed.

Concubine De was terrified and quickly got up, but halfway through the climb, she collapsed back.

"Thank you, my concubine..."

Biyu: "Imperial Concubine, it's really inconvenient for my empress to come to Kuishui, why don't you please come back first."

Concubine De didn't say a word, she sat on the side of the bed, and Concubine De suddenly felt the heat in her body become stronger.

Concubine Chu Guifei: "I just called Imperial Physician Shen, and I should go back to the imperial hospital now, you go and call him here."

Jasper looked happy and went immediately.

Concubine De could also hear it, saying in her heart that Concubine Chu is not bad to me... Then he felt the coldness on the back of his neck, he opened his eyes in a daze, and saw Concubine Chu's stunning face, the heroic eyes .

Then...he lost consciousness.

When she woke up again, Concubine De's fever had receded, and Biyu was beside her, pouring tea for him.

"Biyu, I'm alright...?"

"After Dr. Shen came, he prescribed a prescription for you. After feeding it, you fell asleep. The fever should be almost gone now."

Biyu was a little strange: "You have made too much noise about coming to Kuishui recently.