Abnormal group wear

Cheng Xiaochi can be regarded as aboard a thief ship, that dog emperor, he is definitely a coward who is greedy for life and afraid of death, bluffing and intimidating, sometimes white face, sometimes black face, and sometimes red face.

It's like singing an opera to change his face, anyway, Cheng Xiaochi didn't resist, and immediately expressed his loyalty to the emperor.

"Caomin and Your Majesty are of the same mind..."

"Ah."

The emperor took a sip of tea, his upper lip was moist and bright, and said, "You don't need to see outside."

"What?" He didn't understand what it meant.

Every time he chats with the dog emperor, he consumes a lot of brain cells. He really hopes that the other party can be as easy to deal with as a few empresses.

The emperor said: "There is no need to call yourself a grassroots."

"Then... what do you call it?" Cheng Xiaochi expressed doubts, he really didn't understand these names.

I can't, let him call him a "concubine", right?

Just thinking about it made his scalp tingle!If he really wanted to call it that, he would willingly cut his tongue himself.

"Name." The emperor spat out two words.

Cheng Xiaochi understood what he meant, and felt that the dog emperor was quite nice sometimes, and even understood his embarrassment.

There seemed to be a prompt of +1 favorability on the emperor's head.

"Xiaochi thanked His Majesty."

Cheng Chi played with his belt with his fair fingers, he always did this when he was embarrassed or felt uncomfortable.

"Is it Koike?"

"What?" Cheng Xiaochi's heart thumped twice, and he suddenly realized that his name was Cheng Chi.

"It's okay to call it that way, you and I will be closer."

Cheng Xiaochi: ...

Mistake, I don't want to be close to you.

Cheng Xiaochi glanced at the emperor from the corner of his eye. He had a deep memory of the attack behind the rockery. Although the shadow of fear had faded away, he still felt deeply ashamed of the beastly behavior he made at that time! !

oh oh oh.

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

The emperor didn't speak anymore, and Cheng Xiaochi couldn't find anything else to do when he stayed on the sidelines, just playing with his fingers out of boredom.

Perhaps the emperor looked very talkative at this time, and they were all on the same boat, Cheng Xiaochi dared to ask: "Your Majesty, what book are you reading?"

The emperor didn't speak, sat up straight, turned around, and suddenly came close to Cheng Xiaochi's side, his arm was almost touching him, he moved the book slightly, "Let's read together."

"Oh……"

Cheng Xiaochi's heart was in a mess, and the smell of cologne lingered at the tip of his nose again. Could it be that the emperor came over after taking a bath again.How is it possible? It's not that you come here only after the next dynasty.

Is it deodorant?

Although the two were not completely close together, Cheng Xiaochi soon became distracted after the touch and the taste of the emperor.

Emperor: "This is about the previous dynasty..."

"Hmm..." Cheng Xiaochi didn't pay attention at all, he moved away a little, and the emperor turned a page, "This is about..."

Some heavy breathing sounded rhythmically, Cheng Xiaochi restrained himself and tried to be as small as possible, but after all, the two were too close together.

He couldn't take it anymore, the emperor suddenly turned around, "Xiaochi, what's wrong?"

Cheng Xiaochi's heart skipped a beat.

In front of a man who was burned by a certain fire, calling his nickname, and the other party was the instigator of a certain fire, the fire would naturally grow stronger and stronger.

"Your Majesty, this book is too profound to understand."

The emperor still didn't have much expression, and said indifferently, "It's true that you are a bit arrogant, but I heard that you are quite famous in the Jiangnan generation."

Only then did Cheng Xiaochi realize that he was considered a celebrity, and he was embarrassed: "It's just a false name, and it's too exaggerated."

"Is it?"

"Well, His Majesty is the one who is highly talented, educated, rich and talented."

The emperor seemed a little speechless about Cheng Xiaochi's rainbow fart.

Cheng Xiaochi waited and waited, but the emperor seemed to be staying in his room, unwilling to leave.

He stayed up until night, saying that he wanted to stay overnight.

Cheng Xiaochi had no choice but to refuse, and slept far away with a quilt at night.

The only advantage is that the emperor is afraid of the heat, so there are N fast ice cubes under the bed, and it is quite cold when he sleeps at night. It feels like returning to the days of eating hot pot with the air conditioner on.

·

Early in the morning, the emperor left. When Cheng Xiaochi woke up, he was trapped under the quilt. It may be that there were too many ice cubes, which made the whole room dark and cool. He even felt a bit cold when he was hiding in the quilt.

It really is not easy to be an emperor, he has to get up early every morning to listen to the complaints of those ministers who chatter like gossip girls.

He propped himself up and was about to get up, but the nightgown on his body slipped from his shoulders, revealing a large piece of cold white skin.

He was clearly dressed neatly last night, what's going on? !

Cheng Chi suddenly remembered something about his childhood. When he was a child, he had a nickname, a humanoid self-walking needle.

Because when he fell asleep, he was serious and obedient, but after he fell asleep, he looked like a straight hour hand.

At one o'clock, the head is facing up to the right, at three o'clock, it is almost a ninety-degree angle, and at six o'clock...

His mother said that when he came in to get something, he had already turned his head towards the bed!

Cheng's mother thought it was a spectacle, and later recorded it again, and then accelerated it to play it on the TV at home in a loop.

Mom!

Cheng Xiaochi was very thick-skinned when he was a child, and he felt that this was a magical skill, so when he called for performances on Children's Day, he took the videotape and submitted it...

Public execution...!

He will never forget the way his classmates looked at him! !

Therefore, the messy and messy pajamas on his body were attributed by Cheng Xiaochi to his dishonesty at night.

The egg hurts, he is a little worried, will the emperor think that he seduced him? ?

Probably not...

Gao Zhao came after breakfast.

Cheng Xiaochi was curious: "Aren't you busy?"

"Yes, but the emperor said that he was a little tired today, and said he wanted to go back to sleep, so let me rest first."

"what?"

Cheng Xiaochi was a little dazed, "He will sleep back into the cage?"

Gao Zhao looked like I knew everything: "Big brother, he didn't stay with you last night. What happened last night? You two..."

He looked down Cheng Xiaochi's body.

Cheng Xiaochi's back shuddered, and he hurriedly said, "How is it possible?"

Then he thought that it was because he slept so badly last night that the emperor didn't sleep well, no way!

How could the dog emperor tolerate it? This is absolutely impossible, otherwise it would be too gentle, right?

Gao Zhao saw that Xiaochi was alive and well, and changed his words: "Maybe he is really busy these days, and he is going to worship his ancestors soon."

It's not justified to come here for a day off after worshiping the ancestors.But Gao Zhao didn't say anything.

"It's possible." Cheng Xiaochi nodded, dismissing the idea above.

He suddenly thought of something, and asked: "I see that everyone in the palace is afraid of the dog emperor, does he have any weaknesses? Or is it Nilin?"

"Why, why are you so interested in him today?"

Cheng Xiaochi sighed: "It is said that companionship with a king is like companionship with a tiger. Knowing yourself and your enemy will never imperil you in a hundred battles."

"That's true." Gao Zhao rolled his eyes, thought for a while, and thought of something: "There are a few things about this guy that it's best not to mention."

"What?" Cheng Xiaochi stretched his ears.

Gao Zhao: "I came late, and I don't know much about some things, but I know it's best not to mention that he likes to eat sweets. When you see that he likes to eat, just treat it like a normal person and don't be surprised."

Cheng Xiaochi pretended to be surprised: "He actually likes sweet things?"

"Yeah, I guess he also thinks that the emperor likes to eat sweets and loses face, so he doesn't let the following pass it on."

"Oh, that's right."

"Oh, by the way, there is one more thing, he is allergic to seafood! You must never give him seafood, saying that it is fatal. Few people know about it, because they are afraid it will be bad for him."

Cheng Xiaochi was surprised: "So serious?"

"Yes, people with allergies have their own symptoms, but some people can be fatal if they eat too much. That's the case with the emperor."

Cheng Xiaochi blurted out: "Isn't it the person who wants to harm him, just give him some seafood?"

"My silly brother, you will die if you eat a lot, but you can still be saved if you eat a little, and you won't die if you eat a bite or two."

"oh oh."

Cheng Xiaochi breathed a sigh of relief for no reason, and realized why he was worried about him! ?

He should wish that the dog emperor would die quickly so that he could leave.

Wait, no, I heard that if the ancient emperor died, the concubine would be buried, especially the favorite one, she must take it away...

Who is his favorite now?

Mr. Cheng in Baiyi Pavilion! !

Hold! !

Cheng Xiaochi suddenly felt a pain in the ass, he had to pray to Buddha every day and beg him to live a long life, didn't he?

"I heard that the emperor was not allergic to seafood before?" Cheng Xiaochi asked tentatively.

Gao Zhao paused, "Where did you know that?"

Cheng Xiaochi: "The last time I passed the rockery, there were a few palace people talking about it."

Gao Zhao sighed, "Those two are gone."

"Huh? Do you know who it is?"

"I passed on the words, of course I know," he added, "These people are too stupid. There is no place in the palace where they can chew the emperor's tongue. Some people think that the emperor was replaced by a civet cat. They also placed something to ward off evil spirits in the room, and the two of them pulled it out and buried it."

Cheng Xiaochi was speechless, he was not so afraid of the emperor just now, and now he was back to the starting point, with cold sweat dripping down his back.

"But it's not an order from the emperor."

Cheng Xiaochi slowed down because of this sentence, and recovered a lot of blood, "Who is it?"

Gao Zhao: "The queen mother who lives in the back mountain."

Cheng Xiaochi felt that something flashed in his mind, but he couldn't catch it, it was fleeting, so he could only nod his head indiscriminately.

After chatting for a while, Gao Zhao still had to leave. After all, he was busy. He managed to find time to come. Before leaving, he told him that he had to prepare to worship the ancestors. By then, Concubine De, Concubine, Concubine Chu, and Concubine Wang and the General would be there, "Maybe It's just a big show, the emperor is still protecting you, but you should also be careful."

Cheng Xiaochi curled his lips, what do you think these people are fighting all day long, isn't he good for a table of mahjong?

·

Yin Qiu Pavilion.

Biyu looked at Concubine De who was choosing clothes.

"Your Majesty, some time ago you said that you didn't want to participate in the ancestor worship and wanted to take a rest. Why are you so active all of a sudden?"

Concubine De said: "Worshiping ancestors is a major event, of course I will be there, especially when His Majesty will be there."

Biyu smiled and nodded again and again: "Just figure it out!"

Concubine De smiled and said, "I heard that Cheng Chi will also be there?"

Biyu: "Although he is not a concubine, but he has been given the palace, so he should be there!"

"Then I must take a good look at it!" Concubine De said happily.

"Yes, yes, you are finally going to compete for favor? Look at what kind of thing that Cheng Chi is, he has fascinated His Majesty so much!"

Jasper hates iron but not steel!Unexpectedly, Concubine De suddenly changed her temper!

Concubine De: What a ghost, the emperor is an o, and I am an o, so we are destined not to be together!She wanted to see who was able to overwhelm the fierceness of the emperor!

"I heard he's a genius."

Biyu: "That's possible. His Majesty probably likes talented people. I heard that His Majesty stayed in Baiyi Pavilion for a whole day yesterday!!"

The clothes in Concubine De's hands slipped, her face was full of surprise, and there was a light of excitement in her eyes.

Biyu thought that Concubine De was sad, so she immediately picked up the clothes, but when she looked up, she saw Concubine De's wolf-like eyes.

"Is what you said true?"

Biyu carefully said: "I went to the imperial court immediately, and only came out the next day. For a whole day, Cheng Chi didn't know how to persuade His Majesty that the dragon's body is important! You have to beat him, it's too shameful!"

Concubine De perfunctorily nodded her head, her heart agitated when she heard it: Can the emperor bear it? ! ! !