Abnormal group wear

Concubine Li's eyes were high above her head, and she would have disdained to see a male favorite like Cheng Xiaochi, and he felt that this was a self-deprecation.

But she couldn't ignore the letter from Shang Shu, especially this peacock spirit, she had to go and see for herself.

After giving the letter to the eldest maid, the eldest maid showed a dignified expression.

"Zhaohua, what did you think of?"

The eldest servant girl: "The master has always been prudent in his work. He was talking with the prime minister some time ago. Why did he suddenly say such ridiculous things?"

Concubine Li frowned.

The eldest servant girl: "Do you still remember the 'demon concubine' back then?"

Li Fei: "You mean..."

"This Chengchi is the illegitimate son of Duke Cheng who came out of nowhere, and he fascinated His Majesty who has always been majestic and calm. Among them..."

Concubine Li was a little suspicious when she said that.

After thinking for a while, she suddenly felt chills all over her body, which was indescribably weird.

At this moment, it happened that the candlelight in the hall flickered, as if it was intentional, or someone deliberately manipulated it.

Concubine Li's complexion gradually became difficult to look at.

"Go, go and inform Zhou Zhaoyi, Feng Zhaoyi, Chen Meiren, and Li Jieyu to meet at Baiyi Pavilion tomorrow."

It's scary to go alone!

The eldest servant girl: "The servant girl will go immediately."

·

In order to understand what a peacock spirit is like, Cheng Xiaochi specially found the epic masterpiece "Abnormal Beasts" to read.

He flipped through it, and finally found a peacock in a corner.

How should I put it, the peacock essence described here is the descendant of the phoenix, the phoenix can fly, and it is also shining like gold, but the peacock is not very good, and can only fly a little distance.

But there is an important point, peacocks are male peacocks that are more fancy than female peacocks, so it is also correct to follow the peacock essence.

After finding a few chapters of blurry pictures, Cheng Xiaochi has almost mastered the method of turning into a peacock.

After Gao Zhao heard the news, he sneaked in again at night, when Cheng Xiaochi was putting on nail polish.

Ancient TV dramas were either blackened or blackened with black nails and black lipstick.

He made ancient nail polish himself with paint and some powder, colorful.

Gao Zhao rubbed his eyes: "Hey, are you still my big brother who is pure and manly?"

Cheng Xiaochi: "Your Chinese teacher is going to die of anger."

Gao Zhao: "Don't worry about my Chinese teacher, brother, what are you doing?"

"Isn't this prepared for tomorrow's party?"

"Oh, by the way, that's why I came here. Let me remind you, Concubine Li may not be here alone, she brought a group."

"Who is there?"

Gao Zhao reported a few names, Cheng Xiaochi raised his eyebrows, there are a few familiar names, and he dared to come.

"The news came from the front line that the general will return to the court soon, and the emperor will also celebrate his birthday. It will probably be very lively. Those officials will probably encourage the general to mess with you."

Cheng Xiaochi: "...Your words don't sound harmonious."

Gao Zhao: "Bah, anyway, it's just to impeach you and find trouble for you."

Cheng Xiaochi's voice was full of excitement: "Brother, when will he come back, I'm really looking forward to it."

"??" Gao Zhao didn't understand, so he said, "What's wrong with you, can't you think about it?"

Cheng Xiaochi: "For the sake of my future, of course I can't stay in this ruined palace forever, there is still a vast sky outside, so many beauties are waiting for me!"

"Brother, I agree with this idea, but you have to think about it, you have been favored by the emperor..." Gao Zhao was forced to change his words under Cheng Xiaochi's harsh words: "A man who has been favored by a fake, who else would like you? Are you going to go to some desolate frontier where the sky is high and the emperor is far away, and find someone who doesn't know anything to marry and have a baby?"

Cheng Xiaochi choked.

Gao Zhao continued: "Especially, don't think that there are few homosexuals in ancient times! You were once favored by the emperor, and you said what would happen to you if you left the palace! Will the Duke of Cheng protect you?"

Cheng Xiaochi gasped.

He has already started to have a picture of himself being scrambled by rich pigs in his mind. The picture is so beautiful that straight men can't imagine it.

"Fuck, what should I do then?"

After Cheng Xiaochi painted his fingers, he stood up and dried in the yard. After doing five circles, he suddenly made up his mind.

Cheng Xiaochi: "I've decided."

"What?" Gao Zhao told him not to wander around, which made him dizzy.

Cheng Xiaochi clenched his fists: "I want to learn art from a teacher! Travel the rivers and lakes! Become a generation of heroes, ah fuck, the nail polish is gone."

Gao Zhao: ...

Brother, you got the wrong script!You obviously took the script of Tanmei Fuwen! !

Without further dampening Cheng Xiaochi's enthusiasm, Gao Zhao asked someone to come to him if something happened at that time.

Cheng Xiaochi waved his hand, indicating that he was completely ojbk.

What is difficult to deal with a few girls, and they are all beauties, let's have a happy tea party together!

·

Zhou Zhaoyi and Feng Zhaoyi had been to Baiyi Pavilion. When they heard that Concubine Li called them to a tea party, they were so frightened that their faces turned pale. The two were originally deadly enemies, but because of Chengchi, their deadly enemies turned into comrades-in-arms.

"Your Majesty, you can't go to that place, evil door!"

"Your Majesty, I'm afraid that you will be frightened if you go, or...don't go?"

Concubine Li snorted coldly: "It's worthless, then Chengchi is no more than a male favourite, why did you scare you like this?"

The two shook their heads together, expressing that it wasn't because he was a male favorite that we were frightened, but because he was too ugly.

Concubine Li stopped in her footsteps.

"Too ugly?"

The two nodded firmly, expressing that they did not want to see that face again.

"Then I want to see how ugly I can be..."

As soon as they finished speaking, they arrived at the gate of Bai Yi Pavilion.

The door of Baiyi Pavilion was open, and it looked very cool inside, with some gloomy wind blowing out.

Concubine Li couldn't help but feel a little upset. In summer, each concubine's ice cubes are also limited monthly, but the quantity is not much, so it is completely unpleasant to use.

She has to be careful about the iced red bean soup that she wants to drink every day, fearing that there will be no tomorrow after drinking it today.

This Baiyi Pavilion is so shady and cool, there must be ice cubes inside.

Li Fei took the lead and walked into the door.

The palace people roared, and the empress Li arrived.

Cheng Xiaochi was awakened by this roar. He wiped his face and woke up quickly, his eyes bright and majestic.

As soon as a few people stepped into the courtyard, they felt quite cool, and even felt chills all over their bodies. When they looked at the ground, there was actually a layer of faint white mist floating.

I don't know where it floated out, but...it looks like the place where the gods live in the storybook.

"Clack cluck cluck..."

Li Fei: "What's that sound?"

Everyone: "I don't know."

"Clack cluck!"

When everyone was wondering, suddenly, a few chickens ran out from the side corridor and swaggered past them.

Concubine Li, Zhou Zhaoyi, Feng Zhaoyi, Beauty:? ? ?what is that?

Immediately afterwards, a few peacocks came out of the bushes, mixed with a dozen chickens, and passed them calmly.

Concubine Li:?

I poked a chicken coop?

Then there was the sound of footsteps.

Concubine Li straightened her face, and said to herself, let Bengong take a good look at what it is.

The side of the corridor was covered with golden sunlight, and when the last chicken ran out from the corner, there was finally a figure, and the sunlight shone on that person, and a young man in a colorful smudged robe was seen walking slowly from the corner. walked out.

He was born extremely beautiful, his appearance was too showy, his red lips were slightly raised, his dark eyes seemed to be able to suck people in, his skin was cold and white, as if covered with a layer of snow.

It almost made the scenery on both sides lose their color.

The eyes of Zhou Zhaoyi and Feng Zhaoyi are full of disbelief, this is definitely an illusion! ! !

What about the pheasant a few days ago?

Cheng Xiaochi: "I'm sorry ladies, the chickens in the coop just ran out, I wonder if it disturbed everyone?"

Zhou Zhaoyi said, "Let Cheng Chi come out to meet you, who are you?"

Cheng Xiaochi walked up to them and smiled subtly: "Sister, how can you forget me?"

Zhou Zhaoyi was stunned when she heard his voice, and was also shocked by his beauty.

What about killing Matt? ?

I'm sorry, I didn't kill Matt this time, I'm really sorry for not surprising you!

Cheng Xiaochi did the opposite this time, dressing himself up in such a way that any woman who stood in front of him would doubt whether he was born with the wrong gender.

But Cheng Xiaochi had goosebumps all over his body, retched a few times in his heart, and pushed all the blame on the dog emperor—Made, I have already reached this point, dog emperor, wake up, Qian Don't bend over, the burden of the entire royal family rests on your shoulders!Your family still has the throne to inherit!

"Ladies and gentlemen, please come inside."

Cheng Xiaochi's blow caught everyone off guard, at least Feng Zhaoyi walked behind Cheng Xiaochi, and when he saw his beautiful profile, he was a little dazed.

———The promised yellow mud paste the wall! !

Several people walked in with Cheng Xiaochi, Concubine Li didn't say anything for the time being, it was very cool all the way to the house.

In front of the back room there is a table for the Eight Immortals, which is arranged in a format and there are several freezing points that are difficult for Zhaoyi to eat.

Concubine Li took the main seat, and several people slowly entered the table. Cheng Xiaochi sat next to Concubine Li because he was the host.

"Come and taste the pastries and iced soup I prepared."

Along the way, everyone was hot, and even Li Fei drank a bowl of iced bean paste before realizing that she was here to find fault.

"Chengchi, right? I don't want to talk nonsense. I came here today to tell you about the rules of our harem. Concubine Chu has been in poor health recently. Let me assign the matter of teaching the harem to me." .”

Cheng Xiaochi: "Your Majesty, tell me."

Li Fei wanted to speak, but suddenly she caught a glimpse of Cheng Xiaochi's hand stretched out to hold the cup.

That... that can no longer be called a hand! ! ! !

Concubine Li saw colorful nails, red as blood and black as ink...

Suddenly, she felt the hairs on her back stand on end, she glanced at Zhou Zhaoyi, Zhou Zhaoyi didn't seem to see anything, Feng Zhaoyi also lowered his head and drank the ice soup.

Made, these useless people!

Concubine Li strengthened her courage, but her voice changed a bit: "The harem pays attention to the uniformity of rain and dew. You have just arrived in the harem, and it is normal for His Majesty to favor you, but you can't monopolize His Majesty. The dragon's veins need to spread. If you are sensible, Do you know what to do?"

Cheng Xiaochi shook his head: "Please enlighten me, Concubine Li."

"Advise Your Majesty to soak in the rain and dew!"

Cheng Xiaochi: Ma De, I heard the classic lines.

"This..." Cheng Xiaochi showed a troubled expression.

Concubine Li looked at Xiaochi like this, and thought he was proud of being favored, so she couldn't help but sternly said: "You are a man, and it is not easy to serve His Majesty from behind. Is it possible that you still want to monopolize Your Majesty? But if you have such a thought, there is no one in history. Nothing went well."

Zhou Zhaoyi also said: "Mr. Cheng, what your mother said is true, don't be unhappy, how can you serve alone? Doesn't your back hurt?"

Serve your sister! ! !

Cheng Xiaochi was almost trembling with embarrassment, he forced himself to resist his urge to scold his father, and started his performance.

Cheng Xiaochi showed a blank look on his face: "My lady, what are you talking about? It's not for the grass people to serve His Majesty."

As soon as these words came out, everyone was quiet, at least for half a minute.

These words were like a tsunami, shocking the hearts of all the empresses.

Half a minute later, they squeezed out between their teeth: "What...?"

Which of the following is the emperor, the emperor? ?

Cheng Xiaochi repeated this sentence.

My heart burst into laughter, Emperor Dog, your innocence is accepted!

Cheng Xiaochi wasn't talking nonsense, Cheng Xiaochi even suspected that the emperor was lying beside him that night, and he kept thinking in his heart——Why didn't Cheng Chi put his arms around the widow, why didn't Cheng Chi press down on him!Cheng Chi is not good, the widow wants it!

In fact, the emperor is number zero, right? !

Whether he is or not, Cheng Xiaochi wanted to express that he would not be 0!Even if he is forced to be gay, he is still a fierce one.

"What you said...is it true?"

Cheng Xiaochi: "How dare I talk nonsense about this kind of thing? It's all secret talk, sisters, don't spread it, it will lose Your Majesty's face."

A few people couldn't help but imagine the tall, handsome and gloomy His Majesty being crushed by this handsome man who makes women feel ashamed...

The taste is too heavy to imagine! ! !

Cheng Xiaochi: "It's not that the grassroots are unwilling to persuade His Majesty, but that you ladies can't satisfy His Majesty. After all, you haven't..." A few times.

Concubine Li was very determined, but she couldn't stand such words at all.

The emperor... the emperor is down there...

A few big words dangled in his mind.

Concubine Li's hand holding the teacup trembled slightly, and Cheng Xiaochi added fuel to the fire at this moment, "Niang Niang, you forgot to put sugar."

Cheng Xiaochi took out his colorful fingers, picked out a piece of candy and put it in for Li Fei.

Concubine Li was already in a trance, and nodded absently to say thank you. When he lowered his head to drink tea, small hairpins fell from his head.

Concubine Li bent down to pick it up, and suddenly caught a glimpse of a fluffy green feather, looking along the feather...it extended to the bottom of Cheng Xiaochi's skirt...!

That!yes!Varied!what!

Li Fei can't breathe! !

It's the tail! !

Peacock fine hammer! ! !

Suddenly a voice sounded: "Madam, what did you drop? Let me pick it up for you!?"

Concubine Li looked up and saw a big smiling face, Cheng Chi's face was close at hand, and he showed his white teeth.

At this moment, Concubine Li's psychological defense instantly collapsed, and her face, which was originally more beautiful than a woman's, instantly became gloomy in her eyes.

"No...it's nothing, I picked it up."

Cheng Xiaochi nodded, and Concubine Li caught a glimpse from the corner of her eye, that Cheng Chi actually used his foot to retract the... tail!

"Then what, I suddenly feel a little tired. I don't know if it's heatstroke. Otherwise, let's do this first. I'll visit another day."

Concubine Li wanted to get up and leave eagerly. The others didn't know why, but because they were too shocked, they didn't want to stay longer.

Cheng Xiaochi didn't keep them either, he just said welcome to come back next time, Concubine Li took them away in a hurry.

·

The next day, Concubine Li fell seriously ill, Lord Shangshu received a letter and went to the prime minister's mansion overnight.

Shang Shu: "This... This is my little girl's letter!"

After the prime minister looked at it, his pupils vibrated: "What? Your Majesty is the one below...?"

Shangshu:? ?Why aren't you shocked that Cheng Chi is a peacock spirit! ?

The prime minister's voice trembled slightly: I got the news that the general will be back in a few days, and I want to inform the general about it!

Shangshu:? ? ?

"What's your Majesty doing?"

The prime minister was speechless, and glanced at Shangshu: "I'm talking about the fact that Cheng Chi is a goblin! I want him to kill demons!"