Abnormal group wear

Ever since Cheng Xiaochi moved to Baiyi Pavilion, the feeling of being raped has disappeared, and he has relaxed a lot, because he didn't dare to draw a book during the time he was being raped.

One is a guilty conscience, the master is still somewhat similar to him.

Second, I still have a guilty conscience, and I am afraid that I will be given the name of disturbing the court by doing something like this.

This is really not to scare oneself. In history, there are not many people who just get their names and drag them out and behead them.

Gao Zhao went back like this, and Cheng Xiaochi sat by the pond alone, trembling with fear.

That dog emperor is a little smart, will he see through it, or is this dog emperor, right?

After waiting for a few more minutes, Cheng Xiaochi breathed a sigh of relief when he didn't hear the eunuch's shrill voice.

The hanging heart slowly lowered, and he lay down on the bamboo chair placed by the water of the small pond.

A long green bamboo was inserted beside the bamboo chair, and a set of mosquito nets were tied on top of the bamboo, hanging down like this, covering Cheng Xiaochi and isolating the interference of words.

This was Cheng Xiaochi's own idea. He wanted to enjoy the cool by the river, but he didn't want to feed the mosquitoes. He had to fight the mosquitoes to the death.

It seems that the season is coming, the weather is no longer so hot, especially after the sun sets, there will be a cool wind blowing.

The wind blows from the west. There is a mountain behind the palace, which is pleasant in all seasons. It is said that the Queen Mother lives on it, eating fast and praying to Buddha.

The cool breeze was blowing, and today he clutched his liver and drew a set of cards, and after such a break, he dozed off a little.

Cheng Xiaochi fell asleep in a daze.

In just a few minutes of falling asleep, Cheng Xiaochi had a dream, in which a voice kept saying:

———I don’t want to disappear, I don’t want to.

———I don’t want to disappear, I don’t want to.

Accompanied by a sound similar to typing on a keyboard.

Then, a familiar melody sounded, followed by darkness and nothingness, returning to silence, and he woke up.

Cheng Xiaochi had goosebumps all over his body, because he felt that the last melody was so familiar to him, but he couldn't remember it...

Stretching, he rolled over and continued to sleep.

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Gao Zhao followed the emperor to Baiyi Pavilion, feeling anxious.

This is ancient times, why doesn't he have a mobile phone, he can only hope that Cheng Xiaochi isn't doing anything strange.

Walking in front of Baiyi Pavilion, Gao Zhao raised his breath and was about to roar, but the emperor immediately raised his hand to stop him, Gao Zhao was almost choked by his anger.

Ma De, I can't scold people either.

The emperor was unimpeded all the way. When Xiao Zuo saw the emperor, he was completely shocked and knelt down quickly, and there was no time to inform Cheng Xiaochi.

So the emperor strolled to the edge of Cheng Xiaochi without any obstacles.

Cheng Xiaochi just turned over and fell asleep again.

The candlelight flickered, and the candlelight looked a bit hazy through a lampshade, and the light became very soft and faint.

The young man lying on the reclining chair was only wearing a blue single robe. The candlelight shone lightly on his body. His black hair was loose and slipped from the cracks of the chair. Although he couldn't see clearly, he looked extremely gentle.

When the water in the pond flows slowly, there is a slight sound of water, which makes people relax involuntarily.

The emperor did not speak, no one dared to speak, even the breathing of the people present became quieter.

The young man seemed a little uncomfortable, suddenly turned around in his dream, and fell down on the ground.

The emperor raised his eyebrows, hemorrhoids?

He took another two steps closer, and suddenly heard a sucking sound, and the young man uttered words clearly: "Pig trotters, roasted trotters, hey..."

Gao Zhao: ...

Cheng Xiaochi didn't know why he felt something was wrong, he felt goosebumps all over his body, he slowly opened his eyes, and woke up a little bit.

He rubbed his eyes: "When is it, that dog..." The emperor shouldn't be coming, right?

His words froze on his lips.

The candle was flickering, and there was no one around the little beak, so quiet that the sound of the branches shaking could be heard.

when he turned around...

If it were you, you woke up in the middle of the night and saw a dark thing standing beside you whose face you couldn't see clearly, what would you do?

Cheng Xiaochi said: Then the mother must have peed in fright!

Cheng Xiaochi was not scared to pee, he just fell off the bamboo chair.

The ground is paved with bluestone, but the pebbles around the pond are not particularly smooth.

So when his butt just touched the bluestone...

Fittingly, Cheng Xiaochi's butt made a friendly contact with Mother Earth, oh no, it was pebbles!

Cheng Xiaochi's face was livid: Damn...the poke came in, didn't it?

The pain caused him to be slow for a few seconds before he said, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

The sound of "...ahah" lasted for a few seconds. After the eyes adjusted to the surroundings, they realized that the person standing beside them was not a ghost, but a human being.

Cheng Xiaochi: This is not the dog emperor——!

"Emperor... Come on..." The voice was so miserable and so euphemistic that people outside who didn't know the situation couldn't help but look sideways.

The emperor can't wait to go in?

Cheng Xiaochi was hit hard this time, and he said in his heart that his words became a prophecy, and he will get hemorrhoids if he doesn't have hemorrhoids.

I'm a straight guy's ass, how can this be explained.

Cheng Xiaochi's heart was ashamed.

But he still didn't forget the scene in front of him, propping up his broken body, he wanted to give a big gift to the frightened emperor.

Unexpectedly, the body lightened and was hugged.

Cheng Xiaochi was startled, afraid of falling, so he quickly hugged the dog emperor with his backhand.

Wait, Cheng Xiaochi, you seem to have forgotten something! ! !

right!Physique buff!

At this moment, Cheng Xiaochi's body seemed to be on fire.

He lowered his head to the side of the dog emperor's neck, and he seemed to be able to smell a little bit of cologne.

Cologne does not specifically refer to perfume, but a certain body fragrance that exudes from the body as if it had just taken a shower.

Day, no wonder this product came slowly, it came after taking a shower!What do you want! !Whoooo!

Cheng Xiaochi looked at Leng Baipi's side neck, and really wanted to bite it down.

The short breath hit the side of his neck, and the slight breath that bounced back made him even more mad. The resolute and tight jawline really fits into Koike's aesthetics. This beautiful line, this perfect trapezius muscle, this...

To be honest, as an art dog, sometimes I see Chi.If you are in the human body, you may not have any distracting thoughts in your mind, but instead—— digging grooves, the fucking muscles will grow, and they will grow according to the golden ratio.

That beautiful trapezius even made him a little confused.

Ahhh, Emperor Dog, hurry up, this artist may be about to transform!

Cheng Xiaochi was thinking wildly, whether he would become so beastly and treat the emperor...

He firmly suppressed the urge to bite, but his body was against his consciousness, and the two were engaged in a confrontation between heaven and man in his mind.

The emperor carried Cheng Xiaochi all the way back to the dormitory along the Qingshi Road, the maids and father-in-law waiting outside all lowered their heads, but also glanced at it from the corner of their eyes.

Cheng Xiaochi buried his face when he passed a row of eunuchs and court ladies standing in two rows.

Cheng Xiaochi: You can't see it, I can't see it...

Taking this opportunity, the tip of his nose was infinitely close to the emperor's neck, as if there was a sweet cherry in front of him, and the sweet juice would explode when he bit it down.

Finally entered the room, Cheng Xiaochi caught a glimpse from the corner of his eye, Gao Zhao followed in, Cheng Xiaochi burst into tears: Big Brother is still good to me!Brother save me!

Then Gao Zhao lowered his head and closed the door.

Cheng Xiaochi: ……………

Hold! ! !

The revolutionary friendship is broken!

Only Cheng Xiaochi and the Dog Emperor were left in the room, and Cheng Xiaochi was unlucky enough to be tricked, and his whole body exuded the aura that I wanted.

As the closest dog emperor, he naturally felt the eager response of the young people around him.

Cheng Xiaochi closed his eyes, his voice was hoarse, "Cao Min fell ill again, Your Majesty understands."

The emperor looked down at him, his pupils constricted, and the young man was held in his arms, like a ball of soft cotton, with an indescribable touch, which surpassed all things called soft.

This broke his imagination, and he looked down at the tiger's mouth, recalling the feeling when he covered the opponent's neck last time.

"Hysteria? Or—hemorrhoids?"

Cheng Xiaochi squeezed his thigh hard to keep himself awake, "Your Majesty, put the grass people down first, or else...or you will fall ill again."

The emperor was indifferent, and Cheng Xiaochi took out his trump card: "Your Majesty, the buttocks of the grass people hurt!"

Cheng Xiaochi was guilty at first, his butt would really hurt. Fortunately, the stones on the ground were neither sharp nor long, otherwise it might be... His chrysanthemum would be left on the stone.

Tears! !

"Let me see," the emperor gestured to make a move.

Cheng Xiaochi:? ? ?What are you looking at?You fucking say it again?

Cheng Xiaochi was terrified, clutching his buttocks and running away.

Butt brother, brother will definitely protect you!

Cheng Xiaochi looked at the approaching face, and suddenly felt blessed in his heart, and said...how about I fart...?

Although disgusting, Cheng Xiaochi really wanted to do something.

But farting is not something you can do if you want to!

He didn't let the dog emperor go after him.

Cheng Xiaochi: I'm even worse than a fart...!

Cheng Xiaochi closed his eyes, but what he imagined did not happen.

Eyes opened a crack, the emperor no longer sat in front of the bed, but sat at the desk and took a sip of tea.

The emperor hooked his fingers: "Come here, I won't read."

Cheng Xiaochi squinted his eyes, a little suspicious, and walked over tremblingly, his posture was extremely weird.

He was really powerless, and his body was still burning, so he stumbled and stumbled, and then fell down again under the obstruction of the carpet, screaming.

The emperor's expressionless buff loosened, and seemed to be pleased by Cheng Xiaoike's clumsiness.

"Be careful, sit up by yourself, do you want someone to help you?"

Cheng Xiaochi was terrified: "No, no, no! It's the grass people who are stupid!"

The desk table is in the outer hall, and Gao Zhao and the others outside can hear clearly: ...my ears are dirty.

Cheng Xiaochi didn't make any difference. What was wrong with the conversation just now, he still felt that he was innocent, whiter than his children and grandchildren.

Cheng Xiaochi got up, walked over and sat down with his butt on his side: "Your Majesty...it's really inconvenient tonight, why don't you come back next month?" Finally, come back in the next life!

The emperor glanced at Cheng Xiaochi, and a smile suddenly appeared on his lips.

Like the tears of a crocodile, or the spit of a poisonous snake.

Under the candlelight, Cheng Xiaochi was so frightened that he almost...wei.

But then Cheng Xiaochi became strange, the emperor did not come to sleep with him, he said he was simply sleeping.

"The widow is a little tired. Your place is clean. Stay overnight."

Cheng Xiaochi didn't dare to speak immediately, and said after a while: "The room is for you..."

The emperor flew over with a knife, and Cheng Xiaochi shut up.

Okay, you sleep, I'll fan you!

I give you a thump on the back!

I tell you a story!

I'll give you a few voices!

Then he really cried out—his buttocks really hurt, and he sat on the painful spot again without paying attention.

……

Gao Zhao waited outside, listening to the commotion inside, and hearing Cheng Xiaochi's screams, his heart was filled with grief.

Then, the emperor made a sound and called for hot water to go in.

Everyone had different expressions, and the eunuchs thought that Bai Yi Pavilion would be blessed in the future.

However, Gao Zhao was the one who reacted the most. He lowered his head and held water in mourning mourning. He backed out after the two of them had used up. He didn't dare to look, for fear of seeing some murder scene.

He said to himself: Hey, my poor brother, I don't know what's going on, it's because I didn't take good care of you, I'll get you some medicine from the imperial doctor tomorrow, keep it the same as before, but it's tender, we're not afraid, ah !