Abnormal group wear

What the prime minister heard was cloudy and foggy, what's going on?

Several people stopped talking at the same time, and felt that something was wrong.

The prime minister had a deep expression on his face: "Is this Chengchi really the son of Duke Cheng?"

"what do you mean?"

"Why does the truth feel that he has a demonic aura?"

Several people looked at each other in blank dismay, a little shocked: "Monster Qi?"

As soon as I finished saying this, for some reason, a cool breeze blew outside the window. In these dog days, a cool wind from nowhere slipped in through the gap, making the people in the room feel a sense of saying no. What came out was... weird.

"According to the prime minister's wishes, it should be..."

Just when he was halfway through saying this, the cool wind seemed to have eyes, and with a light "poof", it blew out the candles in front of them!

Suddenly, a shout came from the quiet Xiangfu: "Come here!"

The butler hurried in: "Master, what's the matter? Hey, why did the lights go out?"

All of them looked tense and looked at each other.

The prime minister was furious: "Why doesn't this light have a lampshade? If it is blown down by the wind at night, wouldn't it be easy to escape?"

The butler had a bitter face: "I'll buy the little one right away, but you said you like the hollowed-out lampshade..."

Prime Minister: ...

This thing is evil, where is there so much cool wind in the summer.

A layer of white sweat covered their backs, "Master Xiang..."

On the surface, the prime minister wasn't that panicked, but the turbulence had already begun in his heart, and he became more suspicious of his own guess.

Why did the demon wind suddenly blow?It happened when they were discussing countermeasures!

The prime minister went to the window and opened it, but there was no cool breeze outside, and it was still hot and dry.

Several people got goosebumps, and the ancient people believed in ghosts and gods the most, so no one dared to speak for a while.

After a while, the Prime Minister finally said, "Tomorrow, I will let the ladies go and find out the truth."

Low-level ones are not easy to use, and high-level ones, you have to take it seriously!

"Li Shangshu, I remember you invited a Taoist master last year, can you still get in touch now?"

Li Shangshu hesitated for a moment: "Go down and try, but..."

"It's nothing but, just go find it."

Li Shangshu stopped talking and could only nod his head, but he slandered in his heart: This mage is seeking a son. Although he is very powerful, my wife gave birth to two, but the one in the palace is a man, begging for a son...isn't that ridiculous? ?If it is possible to live...

The meeting started in a hurry and ended in a hurry.

This was really misunderstood by the Prime Minister as Xiaochi, because early the next morning, there was a heavy rain, the temperature plummeted, the cool wind gusted, the road was flooded, and the officials almost missed the hour when they went to court.

When all the officials went to court, all the shoes were filled with sand, which was extremely uncomfortable.

The emperor went to court, and all the officials saluted. The prime minister was about to take a step forward to speak, but was preempted by another one.

Zhou Taifu took a step forward, facing the cold gaze of the emperor, "Your Majesty's private affairs ministers don't dare to speak rashly, but that Mr. Cheng has already been gifted, but he has no title. His Majesty needs to add a title, and the female officer will record it, so it will be appropriate."

It stands to reason that a concubine who already has a separate courtyard must at least be a "concubine".

At this time, there was another voice, the voice was firm: "Your Majesty! No! Cheng Chi is a man, and no man in the harem has ever been canonized!"

This is Taishi Wang, he is old-fashioned, he was the emperor's husband when he was a child, so he speaks with a little more confidence.

"The canonization matter..." The emperor's voice came from above, "Let's discuss again."

"Can……"

The emperor interrupted his questioning: "I have my own plans, but everyone, I have some difficult and miscellaneous cases on my side. Today, I will let Gao Zhao share one point, and you take it away. After three days, I will see the handling of documents." .”

"...!!?"

After the emperor finished speaking, he waved his sleeves, not taking away a cloud, but leaving a group of officials staring wide-eyed.

Gao Zhao cleared his throat and yelled, "My lords, line up and come to me to get the file!"

Baiguan: "..."

I have a sentence mmp I don't know whether to say it or not.

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Cheng Xiaochi complained about his illness for a few days, and the roots of his ears were quite clean. After tidying up the belongings in the pavilion, Xiaozhu frowned: "My lord, our things are [-]% less, and most of them are expensive."

Cheng Xiaochi waved his hands indifferently: "It's just to save money and eliminate disasters."

Even if the Jieyu who went back figured out Cheng Xiaochi's move, they would still have to be soft-handed after taking something, and the chances of finding him in trouble would be slim.

However, there was one thing that surprised him. The dog emperor gave him a lot of things. Last time he saw a long list, he felt dizzy after just looking at it.

He thought it was good to be able to clear some inventory, because he would definitely not stay in the palace in the future, and these things couldn't be taken away anyway.

This day it was the turn of the Food and Shang Bureau to get the storybook, and Cheng Xiaochi handed over the next three episodes, and Xiao Yuanzi beamed, "Master Cheng, our little manager has ordered, just mention anything you want to eat, those who swim in the sea You can get anything that flies in the sky."

The sharp-eyed Xiaoyuanzi saw a row of small paintings behind Cheng Xiaochi, and his eyes brightened: "These..."

The pictures on Cheng Xiaochi's desk are incomplete versions, and there are a few particularly good pictures that he keeps as limited editions.

The evil "limit".

"Here are all the batches I just sorted out. You can pick a few and give them to the little manager."

His meaning is also very clear, not all of them.

Xiaoyuanzi seemed to be picking soybeans, comparing them one by one.

Two days later, people from the Ministry of Internal Affairs also came, and Cheng Xiaochi took out the other half of this card, and he was free to choose.

The little attendant was also very careful.

For the small paintings, Cheng Xiaochi imbibed them very quickly, and produced four or five sets in a few days, going back and forth several times, and spread them out through people from the Ministry of Internal Affairs and the Bureau of Food and Fashion.

A few days later, Gao Zhao arrived again with his skewers and oven.

The two were chatting, Gao Zhao patted the table: "Brother, you are a bit unkind, I have heard it all!"

"Ah?" Cheng Xiaochi drank some high-alcohol liquor and was a little confused.

Gao Zhao: "Don't think I don't know. Well, Director Wang of the Ministry of Internal Affairs has your card, and I heard that he will collect a set soon! Even the small managers are more than me. You say that I am such a big manager. I'm sorry to dig it out of someone's pocket, it's so embarrassing."

Cheng Xiaochi let out a cheer, and said, "I thought nothing of it, brother, what are you afraid of, I left a set for you."

"It doesn't matter, they take it before me, and show off in front of my eyes all day long, and my father-in-law's fans will be attracted away."

Cheng Xiaochi didn't know what a father-in-law fanboy was, but he chuckled: "Brother, don't worry, they don't have all the sets!"

Cheng Xiaochi drank a glass of wine in one gulp, and told Gao Zhao about his limited policy.

"They can't make a set without hurting their muscles and bones, and I have hidden one of each set. Only you, Director Gao, can collect it!"

"Wo Cao, your capital mind is... extraordinarily clear, good brother! Drink!"

Cheng Xiaochi chuckled, don't you all play this game now?He especially remembered that the day before time travel, a certain dress-up game opened a festive suit, and for the sake of the paper girl girlfriend, he rushed for it, but in the end, he couldn't get the last part.

Ask my friend again, it's either missing arms or missing legs, it's fucking intentional!

Reincarnation of heaven and earth, no one can escape! !Anyway, Cheng Xiaochi is cool!

After eating and drinking, Gao Zhao got the card he was thinking of and gave Cheng Xiaochi a message.

"I heard that the prime minister's idiots are going to attack you. You should pay attention to those who came to check the water meter recently, and don't say anything."

Cheng Xiaochi was curious: "How do you know?"

Gao Zhao's brows were full of pride: "I am the head of the palace who has been fighting for three years after all. Isn't it shameful not to have an eyeliner!?"

Cheng Xiaochi felt that this made sense, and began to get involved in the drama, wondering if he should do something.

But soon this matter was thrown aside by him, what kind of brain is in his head, he is not enough to wrap his head around, and he is still doing art quietly.

It's just that on the third day after Gao Zhao left, someone really came to the door.

The person who came this time made Xiao Zuo very nervous, it was Zhou Zhaoyi, the daughter of the grand master's family! !

Further up Zhaoyi is the concubine, the imperial concubine.

He did some research before, and there were only one or two concubines, two concubines, one noble concubine, no queen, and these two were forced in by ministers, one was the daughter of the prime minister, and the other two were also the daughters of generals And the grand master's daughter.

It was said that Zhou Zhaoyi was already on the way, and Cheng Xiaochi buried himself in the closet to look for clothes. After flipping through them, he found a colorful dress.

I am me, different fireworks.

So Cheng Xiaochi really put on this colorful robe.

When he came out, Cheng Xiaochi could see how much he looked like a pheasant from his small beak and the expression of "subway old man".

This effect was what he wanted, Cheng Xiaochi trimmed his hair, and went out to meet Zhou Zhaoyi with high spirits.

Zhou Zhaoyi dislikes Chengchi in every possible way. Since she was born, she has been a "fairy" in everyone's eyes. When everyone sees her, they will praise her for looking like a fairy.

She thought she would gather thousands of favors after entering the palace, and the emperor was so handsome, but it turned out to be the opposite. Except for the day when she first entered the palace, she had never even seen the emperor's face.

In addition to the last poem-writing incident, he lost all face in the palace. She didn't expect that not long after, and when she heard that Cheng Xiaochi was actually given a house, she was almost mad with jealousy.

Just entering the pavilion, the pavilions and pavilions in the pavilion are many times better than her and Chen Zhaoyi's dilapidated yard. Her face is calm and clear, and her heart is sour.

Cheng Xiaochi greeted him, after all, it was Zhaoyi, but after thinking about it, he already had a pavilion, so he was no worse than Zhaoyi who lived in a small broken courtyard, so he didn't give a big gift, but just a little bit. present.

The moment Zhou Zhaoyi saw Cheng Xiaochi, he was a little dazed. What came out in front of him was a legendary talented man?Is it really not a pheasant flying out of the back garden?

When Cheng Xiaochi had just had his haircut, he made another note. Since he wants to pursue excitement, he must follow through to the end!

Now he has long hair, what kind of styling can't be done?

So he leaned on Shamate, dealing with the enemy as much as possible, catching him by surprise!

Then Zhou Zhaoyi saw a group of colored things appear in front of her eyes.

Cheng Chi, who came out to meet her, was like a pheasant flying out of a valley.

Zhou Zhaoyi: Did I go to the wrong door?

The bangs crossed the eyes, covering the eyes, and the ends of the hair stood up high and straight.Into the clouds, the long hair around his ears was pinched in two strands, like sideburns, the most terrifying thing was that his black and thick eyeliner seemed to fly to the sky, and it was drawn to the temples, and the rouge was like a red buttock...

Zhou Zhaoyi finally knew why she was not favored anymore. His Majesty had a special habit......

She suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, how lucky she is to not be favored! !

Cheng Xiaochi grinned at Zhou Zhaoyi, the lipstick on his mouth stuck to his teeth, Zhou Zhaoyi took two steps back, unable to restrain himself, with a terrified expression on his face.

Cheng Xiaochi raised his orchid finger and said, "My lady came just in time. I have a batch of rouge and gouache here. I'm wondering what to use. Let's discuss it!?"

Zhou Zhaoyi: ...

Don't suffer the old man! !